"Урезай осетра!"

"Для ответа героя на реплику NPC достаточно "Да" или "Нет".
Буквально пары слов. Всё остальное есть в журнале" (с)

NPC: Hi! I see you've come from the grove. What's going on there these days?

Персонаж игрока: Bear. Can.

NPC: Ah! I understand! Do you mean that a polar bear tried to lick a tin can and got stuck in it with his tongue?

Персонаж игрока: No.

NPC: Give me your travel log! I'll read what it says! This is, after all, much faster than if you had told me everything directly yourself! We'll pretend that you're not standing next to me, but you're wandering around somewhere in the wilds, and you didn't take the journal with you!

Персонаж игрока: Ok.

NPC: So! I'm reading! So, it's not that, it's not that, it's not that... Ah! Here it is! Save yourself! Here comes a polar bear! We have a minute or two, no more to escape. He CAN eat us. Oh, fuck!

Персонаж игрока: Yes.

Медведь: ROAR! Munch. Munch!

NPC и персонаж игрока (одновременно): Noooo!!!

Медведь: Munch! Munch!