A boy was given a riddle and told that if he worked out the
answer he would understand the secret at the heart of the
universe and thus know god. The riddle went:
A man and his new wife step down together from the altar of
a church, walk hand in hand along the aisle, and reach the
door at the same instant. During that short march, which one
of them travels the greater distance?
When I was dying on that battlefield, I got set upon by ticks.
I had enough life left in me to pull their tiny paddle bodies
off, but the heads stayed in and I lived. The wounds healed
right over those heads and now they're part of me forever,
like canapes for the soul.