It was an age of deceit. Everyone was suspicious of everyone else and with good reason! You never knew when a trusted ally would turn, bare his fangs and rip you to pieces.
The vampires and vampaneze were at war the War of the Scars and the result hinged upon finding and killing the Lord of the Vampaneze. If the vampires did that, victory would be theirs. Otherwise, the night would belong to their purple-skinned blood-cousins, who would drive the vampires to extinction.
Three vampires were sent by Mr Desmond Tiny to hunt the Vampaneze Lord Vancha March, Larten Crepsley and me, Darren Shan. I'm a half-vampire.
Mr Tiny told us that other vampires couldn't assist us in our hunt, but non-vampires could. Thus, the only one to accompany us was a Little Person called Harkat Mulds, though a witch known as Lady Evanna also travelled with us for a short time during our quest.
After unwittingly letting the Vampaneze Lord slip through our fingers in the first of four predicted encounters, we travelled to the city of Mr Crepsley's birth. We didn't expect to find the Lord of the Vampaneze there we came to track down and stop a gang of vampaneze who were murdering humans.
We attracted two more companions in the city my ex-girlfriend, Debbie Hemlock, and Steve Leopard. Steve used to be my best friend. He said he'd become a vampaneze-hunter, and swore he'd help us put an end to the killer vampaneze. Mr Crepsley was suspicious of Steve he believed Steve had evil blood but I persuaded him to grant my old friend the benefit of the doubt.
Our target was an insane, hook-handed vampaneze. It turned out he was another of my ex-associates R.V., which originally stood for Reggie Veggie, though he now claimed it was short for Righteous Vampaneze. He was once an eco-warrior, until his hands had been bitten off by the Wolf Man at the Cirque Du Freak. He blamed me for the accident, and had teamed up with the vampaneze in order to exact revenge.
We could have killed R.V., but we knew he was in league with other vampaneze, and we chose instead to trick him into leading us to them. What we didn't know was that we were actually the flies in the trap, not the spiders. Deep beneath the streets of the city, dozens of vampaneze were waiting for us. Among them stood the Lord of the Vampaneze and his protector, Gannen Harst Vancha March's estranged brother.
In an underground cavern, Steve Leopard revealed his true colours. He was a half-vampaneze and had plotted with R.V. and the Vampaneze Lord to lure us to our doom. But Steve underestimated us, and I overcame him and would have killed him except R.V. captured Debbie and threatened to murder her in retaliation.
While this was happening, my allies pursued the Vampaneze Lord, but the odds were stacked against them and he escaped. The vampaneze could have slaughtered us all, but we would have killed many of them in the process. To avoid the bloodshed, Gannen Harst let us go and gave us a fifteen-minute head start it would be easier for the vampaneze to kill us in the tunnels.
With me holding Steve Leopard hostage, and Vancha clutching a vampet a human who'd been trained in the ways of the vampaneze we retreated, leaving R.V. free to do all the terrible things he wanted to Debbie. Through the tunnels we hurried, exhausted and distraught, knowing the vampaneze would soon swarm after us and cut us down dead if they caught up