Snake

James Mcclure
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Eve defied death twice nightly, except on Sundays.

Sunday had just begun when there was a soft rap of knuckles on the dressing room door.

“Go away,” she lisped, resentful.

Monday through Friday, she did a show at eleven and a show at one. The first timed to catch and hold the after-the-movies crowd, the second to prime them for their beds, titillated and eager to return for more. Come Saturday, however, both shows had to be over before the laws regarding public drinking and entertainment on the South African sabbath came into effect. Making a total of twelve hours in all, but it was tiring, stressful work.

So when her week ended on the stroke of midnight, she gladly turned into a pumpkin. Her taut orange skin and round face were just right for one, for a do-nothing, think-nothing, vegetating pumpkin which-once she had removed her small top plate-smiled gap-toothed into the mirror like a Halloween lantern. Nobody paid her to be pretty in private.

The knuckles rapped again.

Her smile quite disappeared. She replaced the plate and twisted round on her stool.

“Go on, voetsak you!” she called out with cold clarity. “Leave a girl in peace.”

A shuffle of feet moving closer to the door.

“Eve?”

“That you, baby?”

“Can I see you for a minute, please?”

She had heard that one before, yet reached round for her gown and hitched it over her shoulders.

“You can see me from there,” she said, opening the door a crack.

He really was a baby, a great big baby who just wanted mothering-and, like a baby, was liable to kick up a terrible rumpus unless he got it.

“I wanted-do you think it’s a hell of a cheek?”

“I’m listening.”

She was also trying to work out what he was up to this time.

“Well,” he said diffidently, bringing out a hand from behind him and showing her the champagne bottle grasped in it by the neck.

“Oh, ja?”

He offered her the bottle.

“It’s all right,” he said. “I don’t have to come in.”

She was obviously meant just to take it. But, what with clutching her gown across her bosom, she hadn’t a hand to spare. And besides, that would have seemed mean.

“For me?”

“Please.”

“Who gave you this idea? An old film?”

“I-I just thought of it.”

“Oh, ja?”

“It’s been a wonderful week.”

“So you acted on impulse, hey?”

He smiled broadly, somehow flattered.

“That’s me, Eve. I just wanted to-well-thank you and that. All right?”

Her instincts had cried wolf so often it had become impossible to make a fair assessment-one fair to him as well as to herself.

“You’re on your own?”

“Sorry?”

“It’s a big bottle.”

“We don’t have to-”

“Look,” she said. “Just you wait a minute and I’ll see.”

She glanced down at his patent leather shoes. Neither tried to wedge the door. So she closed it gently and looked across into the big mirror. Her reflection was never much real company, and on this, her last night in Trekkersburg, the truth was she did feel a bit flat and lonely. On top of which, the spontaneity of the gesture had touched her. Nobody’d ever brought her champagne before, and she was close to a mood that hinted nobody else ever would.

“Okay, then?” she mouthed silently.

Her reflection raised an eyebrow that quivered, querying her judgment on the basis of the known facts-such as that big babies were always easy to kick out once she had had enough of them. Then it slowly regained its penciled symmetry. She shrugged. It shrugged.

“ Ach, that’s it,” she said, fastening the belt of her gown properly.

Then she lifted a large wicker basket onto the divan and undid the leather straps. From inside it she took a python, roughly five feet long and almost two inches thick in the middle, beautifully patterned with light-brown shapes like round leaves, and draped him over her shoulders. The weight was that of a protective pair of arms.

He did a double take. It was usually the last she saw of the ones who weren’t sincere.

“You don’t mind?” she said. “Clint gets so restless after a show if I put him straight back in his basket. He’ll be good.”

His eyes gleamed. She took this for amusement, then was not sure, but by then he had politely sidled round her to take up a position beside where her street clothes hung from a hook.

Pressing the door closed behind her, she made certain it would stay shut against any other callers, and then pointed to the stool.

“Like a seat?”

“No, I’m fine, thanks-thank you very much.”

“Well, I’ve been on my feet long enough for one day,” she said, sitting down. “Glamorous, isn’t it?”

She was getting in another dig about the way she had to live. The dressing room had three walls showing their brickwork through a thin coat of whitewash, a fourth wall made of bulging chipboard, an uneven cement floor, and a ceiling all stained and saggy like old underwear. As for furnishings, there was the blotchy mirror stuck crookedly to the wall opposite the door, a row of wire coat hangers on hooks for a wardrobe, a junkshop dressing table, a grass mat, a divan, and a wash basin with bad breath-plus, of course, the stool she was perched on, which gave you splinters if you weren’t careful. No window at all.

“You are a bit untidy, Eve.”

That was true, but one of those annoying surface remarks all the same.

“I bet where you live is worth keeping nice!” she said.

“That’s a bit nasty! You don’t really expect what film stars are given, do you? Although, mind, I’m not saying you’re not worth it!”

“You trying to butter me up?”

“How?” he asked, in that abruptly innocent way of his.

“ Ach, forget it There’s a glass and a mug by the basin.”

“I should have thought to bring some!”

“You’ll have to wash them. I use tissues for drying. Here-catch.”

He fumbled his catch and dropped the box. Then made a dreadful clatter with the things in the basin. It gave her a certain amount of unkindly pleasure to see him doing such work. God, but he had a soft life.

The cork came out of the bottle with a sharp report. Snakes have no means of picking up airborne sound, but her sudden flinch caused the python to contract his coils, and she had to coax him out a little in order to stay comfortable. Very soon, once she was sure everything was as before, Clint could go back in his basket.

She was handed the more ladylike glass, filled to within a splash of the brim.

“To you, Eve!”

“Ta. And to you.”

They drank.

“Is that your proper name? Eve?”

“Can you think of a better?”

He dimpled and shook his head.

“Put it this way,” she added, finding she had almost downed the lot. “It’s not what they’ll put on my tombstone.”

Why that sent a shudder through her as she said it was the booze for you. She was young, fit and healthy, and never really did anything dangerous.

“Goose walk over?” he asked, grinning.

“Pardon?”

“Too late! Not bad stuff-didn’t know we had decent bubbly here. You and I should have started earlier on it.”

He was beginning to assert himself. Beginning to feel more at home, perhaps, than he ever did in his own place, from what she had heard of it. The woman sounded a right bitch. Poor little chap.

“The whitewash will come off on your jacket.”

“Oh, don’t worry, I’ve got more-this isn’t my only one.”

She had noticed; a different suit practically every night-as if less-regular customers would ever notice.

“But let’s talk about you for a change,” he said. “Why not do more with yourself? Take this act to Lesotho and go the whole hog?”

“In front of natives? That’ll be the day! Besides, what’s this ‘nude’ rubbish? I thought you were the one who appreciated the psychological way I use-”

“Please, please. I was only wanting things better for you, the sort of-er-contracts you really deserve. You’re a real artist and it’s high time you realized it! What’s Trekkersburg? There’s a limit here on what it could ever do for you. And, I agree, the same applies really to Maseru. But have you ever thought of London? Hamburg? Vegas?”

“I see-and you could be my manager?”

“Why’s this making you angry?”

“ Ach, because every five minutes some bugger tries that lot of smoothie talk on me. I’m sick and tired of it!”

“Is that how it sounded?”

“Yes!”

“Then I’m sorry, really sorry to have said the wrong thing, although I promise you that I meant it. Come on, have another drop.”

Typical. Do what you like, say sorry, and everything was fine again. All men stayed babies, when you came to think of it. Bit your finger and then went goo-goo. She was saddened but not surprised to find it all turning sour. Such was life.

But at least the champagne had not lost its sweetness. It must have cost a bomb retail. Sweet and tickly and gone in an instant down into a tummy kept empty for the more difficult positions. And from there, moving on to make her sore limbs feel better than a warm bath would have done, which the boardinghouse didn’t seem to own anyway, and her head so pleasantly muzzy that the bare light no longer hurt her eyes.

She let him refill her glass.

“There-watch it doesn’t spill! Can’t let any go to waste. You know what I’ve decided to do? Take a little holiday on my own.”

Plan B was being put into operation.

“Oh, ja?”

“Do you ever take a holiday?”

“Sometimes. When Clint has eaten a big meal.”

His eyes became fixed on the python.

“Clint doesn’t like being stared at,” she said, then finished the line from her family show: “He thinks you’re trying to hypnotize him.”

He laughed loudly. “What does he feel like, Eve?”

“Smooth and nice-not slimy.”

“How strong is he, really?”

“One his size can kill a duiker-even a buck much bigger. Touch him.”

His free hand went into his pocket, and he raised the other to show it held the mug. Baby didn’t want to.

“What’s the matter-do you want your mummy?”

“That isn’t like you, Eve,” he said, very hurt.

Then the fingers, with their bitten-down nails, reached out and just dabbed at the scales. Clint tried to escape from her shoulders. She pulled him back

“Not so cold,” he said. “Super.”

“Room temperature.”

“I see. And you feed him on…?”

“Guinea pigs.”

“Dead or alive?”

“I just chuck them in his basket. Sometimes nothing happens for hours, then you hear the squeaking. Only I don’t give him them often or he’d get even lazier. Wouldn’t you, you old bastard?”

And she held the python’s head with deceptive firmness as she nuzzled noses with him.

“Can I see him eat one?”

“Not feeding time.”

“ Please. ”

That was another of his magic words, like sorry.

“I’ll pay for it. Clint can have one on the house, so to speak.”

I’ll pay.

“If you can tear yourself away from this club some night, come down and see us in Durban. I’ve got a spitting cobra that eats when he likes.”

“Come off it, Eve! You know you’re the real attraction!”

Double meanings next-he was doing well.

“Oh, ja? I fascinate you, do I?”

“Well, in a way, yes-yes, you do.”

“And why?”

He shrugged, looking more thoughtful than she had expected.

“Because I play with snakes?”

“That might have been it to begin with-I thought it would be interesting talking to you-but I’ve also had this funny feeling…”

His sentence seemed to quite genuinely tail off, and his eyes left her as he frowned and bit his thumbnail. There was a job for him in show business as well, no doubt of that.

“My God, you’re not going to sulk, are you?” she said.

“Me?”

And he laughed softly, topping up her glass again, returning it to her with a flourish. The professional charm was switched on and off so suddenly you could almost hear the click.

“What exactly did you want to thank me for? I get paid for doing it, don’t I?”

“You. Your show. All of it.”

“Turns you on?”

“Does someone I know.”

“Hey! This is something new! Don’t tell me you’ve actually got a girlfriend hidden someplace?”

“Oh, she’s not here. She’s-she’s on holiday.”

“ Ach, I realize that she isn’t standing outside the door, man. I was just surprised because, after what you’ve told me, it hardly seems likely that your old battleship would approve.”

“I never take her home with me,” he said solemnly.

“Hell! As bad as that, is it?”

He laughed longer than she did.

Sick, that, him wanting to watch Clint gobble up a guinea pig. Things were now taking a little time to sink in, which was also nice. She’d never watched, even though it was just a fact of life like any other Clint had to eat, but nobody had to see him do it. Most people would think the same way she did, so he couldn’t be all that typical. He was weird.

“Are you weird?” she asked, sipping a little more.

“What a question!”

“I was thinking about you wanting to gawk at Clint having his num-nums.”

“I’d just be interested. What’s weird in that?”

Nothing, when you thought about how excited the same thing would make small kids. If they saw it happen in a game reserve, they’d love it and show no pity or other inside things. If the snake came for them, that would be a different matter, but their fear-like his-was an outside one. And she saw that happening all around her every night to grownups.

“What are you dreaming about?” he asked, making his voice friendly but not quite covering his nervousness.

“I was thinking.”

“Is it catching?”

As if able to read her mind, he reached out again to touch the python.

“Not too close to his head,” she warned.

“Pythons don’t bite.”

“Who told you that?”

“But they’re not poisonous.”

“Blood poisoning. You can catch blood poisoning from his teeth-they’re dirty.”

He winced. “Can’t it go in the basket?”

“Just now.”

So the girlfriend was away. Oh, yes, that began to explain a few things. Such as a bottle of champagne so big that two people could get very drunk on it. A bottle that had probably been shown to quite a few eyes in the club earlier on, and there had also probably been jokes about her. Even a few coarse bets laid. It was becoming clearer.

“You haven’t been to my dressing room before,” she said.

“I know. So?”

“It wasn’t so private at the table.”

“What-what are you hinting at?”

Quick as a flash, he was. Look at the innocent smile.

“You told your friends you were coming here?”

“What?”

“Friends, pals, closest buddies.”

He frowned, as if he didn’t understand.

“Am I right?”

“I don’t really have any,” he said. “Certainly nobody I’d tell this to.”

Tell this to.

She hesitated. This was the moment to kick him out. Yet she could still be the loser: he could go back and make up something filthy for his cronies that would have them all outside, banging on the door, waving bottles. Or waiting for her in the alley, or tailing her back to the boardinghouse. The bugger of it was she had allowed him to stay too long already, and so kicking him out wasn’t going to solve anything. If only there was some way she could stop him from telling anyone stories that could hurt her-make him run off home with his tail between his legs. If only…

There was a way! And by the time she had finished with him, he wouldn’t even want to think about it, let alone talk. She knew men.

“Equal shares,” she demanded.

“It’s not making you too… y’know?”

“Gives me funny feelings.”

He cocked his head at that, broadening his smile. Then concentrated on getting that extra bit more into her glass.

She adjusted Clint’s position, and her gown began to slip open in the front. She let it fall how it pleased, aware her bosom was gradually pushing out. Soon both patches would be catching the light.

“What sort of funny feelings?” he asked. “Do you think they’re like mine?”

“How should I know?”

“I-I can’t put mine into words,” he said.

“Nor mine either,” she said, letting her knees slowly part.

He gulped down what was left in his mug. Sweat seeped onto his brow. It must have felt like a wet dream coming true.

Her breasts were out. Round and full, but not so heavy she got a heat rash under them, as some did. Tanned a deep orange like the rest of her. Every bit.

“Something embarrassing you?”

“No!” He looked away.

Again, she knew what to do. She pulled Clint’s head around and guided him to slide down off her shoulders, parting her cleavage. This made the adhesive prickle and the patches feel as if they might pop off.

“Christ,” he said, staring.

She took Clint and redirected him so that he eased back up around her neck, his tongue flickering soft against her skin, his two little feet scratching as he twisted and used his belly scales. She moved as sensuously as the snake did, working him into a comfortable position, and then she held him there.

“I told you about staring,” she murmured.

“You actually… I mean, you really do get a…”

“Isn’t that why you came round here tonight?”

“No, I didn’t…”

“The show? Didn’t turn you on, too? Or is it only us girls?”

Clint was heading down between her breasts, running a sleek chin over her hard little belly. She let him think he was getting away, then clamped his head tight in her thighs, halting his slither, for just a second.

He went pale.

“Do you like the encore, baby?” she asked, parting her legs and allowing Clint to gain the floor. The python naturally went straight under the dressing table.

“Pardon?” he said, coming down off tiptoe.

“Does he make you feel jealous?” she asked, lolling back, an elbow in a mess of spilled powder. “That’s what most of them say. That Clint makes them jealous. Green, that’s the color they go.”

He took a pace toward her and then said, “Will it stay there?”

“My feelings are getting even funnier.”

“But will the snake…?”

“He’ll come if I whistle.”

“Will you?”

“What?” she asked, making her smile dirty.

The gown slipped from her shoulders. She stood, ankles well apart, hands on hips, then began humming an opening number, lifting one shoulder at him and then the other.

His eyes darted from her to the floor and back.

“Touch,” she invited.

He saw her mouth pout to whistle.

“Come on, it’s not cold,” she said. And whistled very softly.

He started back. “Jesus, Eve…”

She began thrusting with her hips, jiggling her bosom, but all very slowly and in time to the soft, soft whistle.

Then turned her mouth into a big, welcoming smile.

His hand reached out for her, but she swayed back, teasingly. To touch her, he would have to take another step forward. He looked at the foot of the dressing table, as if measuring the distance with his eye.

“What’s the matter, baby? Haven’t you got?”

And she imitated the rearing action of her other pet, spreading her hand like a hood, and laughing at how funny this was. Which rather shocked her.

“For Christ’s sake!”

He was pointing behind her. Clint must have peeped his head out.

“Oh, so that’s what turns you on? I’ve got one like a little apple!”

Old gags always found their uses. And she turned, standing now with her ankles together, and smiled at him over her shoulder. While tightening one thigh muscle and then the other, knowing this would make her bottom bunch and bounce.

Bunch and bounce.

He had to. He started toward her. She raised her arms slightly so that he could slip his hands around and cup her, squeeze her, grab her.

As his sweating palms brushed her sides, she bent forward and dragged Clint out by the tail so his underneath rasped on the floor. This hurt him and he hissed.

Behind her, kitchy-coo nearly fell over himself.

“Eve, for God’s sake, put it in the basket!”

She tugged at the bow on her bikini, removed the patches rather painfully, and confronted him again, with the python once more over her shoulders, hanging like a tape measure.

“Come-and get it,” she said.

“This isn’t-”

“ Ach, don’t keep Clinty boy waiting, baby-he wants to jump into his own beddy, too.”

“And-”

She nodded at the divan.

“All clothesy-wosies neatly folded.”

His dilemma was a knockout.

Up went the hands to his bow tie, but Clint’s head followed the movement, and they dropped away, shaking. She managed to get a hand to the basket and flipped back its lid. He started to tug his clothes off and a shirt button went ping against the wash basin without him noticing because he never took his eyes off her. Not once.

“I’m ready!”

“Look, Clint,” she giggled.

He glanced down at himself, over the slight potbelly, and saw nothing was happening.

“Oh, Jesus…”

“You’ll just have to show him, Clint, won’t you? Or Eve’s going to be a very frustrated lady.”

The python went into the routine as if he knew it, but took his cues from the light touches she gave as her fingers fluttered and fondled. Clint was really a very, very dumb animal, but all the more lovable for it.

“It must be the snake!” he said. “This has never-”

“You’re not impotent, are you, my sweet? Not leading a girl on for nothing?”

“Perhaps it’s because I’ve never thought of you this-”

“Do I remind you of your mother?” She laughed.

There was the gleam again.

“What you’re doing to me isn’t bloody funny,” he pleaded.

His additional little problem had not been part of her plan- it was possibly as much of a surprise to her-but it was well worth cultivating. She brought Clint up from the front way, taking ages over it and watching its effect.

She must have overdone the last bit, because the problem suddenly disappeared.

“You’re really ready, then, my sweet?”

“ Eve,” he begged in a whisper.

“Let’s make it an orgy, hey? The three of us?”

She had also dropped her voice very low.

“Please! I’ll pay anything. Just-”

That was the moment.

“Pay? It’s free! Come on!”

He stepped urgently toward her, stopping short.

How she laughed. Rocked and wheezed and pouted kisses. Laughed and laughed. Very softly, laughed and laughed. Staggered a little, too, and had to wind Clint once around her neck for him to stay aboard. Which brought on a coughing fit.

“Whore!” he snarled at her.

“Worm!” she retorted.

“I want!”

“I don’t-not with you, baby.”

“I will!”

“No, you bloody won’t!”

All this in whispers still.

“You think I’m scared?”

“Huh! I can see you are!” And she stuck out her tongue at him.

Pa had always cautioned that one day she would go too far with one of her acts. Do something to a man she wouldn’t believe possible.

Or upset a snake so much it would forget its manners and be forced to take advantage.

As she lay strangling in a scarlet hurricane on the floor of the dressing room, she had to agree, for the first time in her life, that the no-good old drunkard had been right about one thing.

Then her top plate fell out and she grimaced up at the ceiling like a Halloween lantern. One in which a candle guttered briefly before the pumpkin turned a dull rust color, all mottled and nasty.

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