The Year of Confusion

1

There was nothing wrong with our calendar. I didn’t think so, and the Roman people didn’t think so, but Caius Julius Caesar thought so. Besides, he was dictator and that was that. He was also pontifex maximus, therefore in charge of the Roman calendar, and this was one of his pet projects. When you are dictator, you can indulge your pet projects and hobbies and so forth and if anyone disputes your right to do so you can have them killed. Not that Caesar would kill people over anything so trifling. Quite the contrary. He pardoned persons eminently deserving of execution and might have lived for many more years if he had just killed a few men that I, personally, told him he needed to kill or exile. He wouldn’t do it. This lack of foresight got him killed.

That was Caesar for you. Always happy to exterminate whole nations of barbarians for the glory of Rome, or, rather, for the glory of Caesar, but ever reluctant to have Roman citizens put to death, even those who had proven themselves his enemies. Instead, he pardoned those who had taken arms against him, called back exiles, and would even have restored Cato to honor and position if he had just agreed to acknowledge Caesar’s primacy. When Cato so splendidly committed suicide rather than live under a Caesarian dictatorship, Caesar mourned him, and I happen to know that his grief was genuine, not a political pose-I was there.

Now back to the calendar. Caesar was master of the world, but one of the problems with conquering the world is that it tends to distract you from other tasks. One of Caesar’s tasks, as pontifex maximus, was keeping our calendar in order. By this time, when he was dictator and had (though he did not know it) but a very short time to live, it was terribly out of order with the natural year. It was as if we had lost three months. We were celebrating midwinter rites in late fall. We were sacrificing the October Horse in the middle of summer. It just seemed incongruous and made us embarrassed before the gods.

Caesar’s remedy to this situation was characteristically drastic. He was going to give us a whole new calendar. Not only that, but it was to be devised by foreigners. It was that last part that rankled the Roman public. They were used to taking instruction and orders from our priesthoods and our magistrates. To be told by a pack of Chaldeans and Egyptians how to conduct their duties toward the gods was intolerable.

Nevertheless, there were worse implications to this long-overdue reform, as I was soon to find out.

* * *

“Decius Caecilius!” Caesar shouted. I rushed to see what he wanted. There was a time when no senator rushed in this fashion to see what another Roman wanted, but that time was past. Caesar was king in all but name. I ran.

“Caius Julius?” I said. We were in the Domus Publica, the house in the Forum that was his official dwelling as pontifex maximus and overseer of the Vestals.

“Decius, I have a momentous change in the offing. I want you to administer this matter.”

“Of course, Caesar,” I said, “presuming, naturally, that this isn’t something likely to get me killed.”

“And why should that be?” he enquired.

“Well, Caius Julius, over the many years we have known one another, you have concocted more ways to get me killed than I can readily calculate. I could start with Gaul but that would be an almost random starting-point.…”

“Nothing like that,” he assured me. “This is just a trifling matter concerning the calendar.”

“Caius Julius,” I said, “the first word you used was ‘momentous.’ Now you use ‘trifling.’ I detect a certain rhetorical disjunction here.”

“I merely meant that, while my reform of the calendar will be far-reaching and its effects will be felt for all time to come, its implementation is a matter of the merest routine.”

That was more like it. I always like things to be as easy as possible. “What will be involved?”

“Sosigenes is supervising the project and you will be working with him.”

Sosigenes was Cleopatra’s court astronomer, and generally acknowledged as the most distinguished stargazer in the world. He was head of the school of astronomy at the Museum in Alexandria. By “supervising” I presumed that Caesar meant that the project was Sosigenes’ from beginning to end. That was fine with me. I had known the little Greek for many years and we got along splendidly. Caesar, on the other hand, was always an unsettling man to deal with.

“I know him well. Where am I to find him?”

“I’ve established offices for the astronomers in the Temple of Aesculapius. I want you to go there. Sosigenes will explain the project and you may decide whether you will require assistants to help you.”

“Help me do what?”

He waved a hand airily. “Whatever needs to be done.”

This did not sound good, but I could not imagine how the institution of a new calendar could be the occasion of much trouble.

I was soon to understand the poverty of my imagination.

* * *

The Temple of Aesculapius on the Tiber Island is one of Rome’s most unique places, the inevitable goal of the ailing and sightseers alike. The temple itself is beautiful and the island is uniquely disguised as a ship. I have always wondered whose idea that might have been. On the island I found a priest and asked where the astronomers were to be found.

“Those Alexandrians?” he sniffed. He wore white robes and a silver fillet around his temples. “The dictator has given them quarters at the downstream end.”

“You seem to disapprove of them,” I noted.

“Not just of them, but of their project. Nothing good can come of changing our ancient calendar. It is the sort of presumption that displeases the gods. It is an affront to our ancestors, who bequeathed our calendar to us.”

“I see no point in it myself,” I told him, “but I am not dictator, whereas Caesar is. Disputing with the master of the world is both futile and hazardous.”

“I suppose so,” he grumbled.

At the downstream end of the island I found that a courtyard formerly used as a venue for lectures had been converted into a small observatory, a miniature of the immense one I had seen at the Museum in Alexandria. It had a number of those mysterious instruments necessary to the art of astronomy: long wedges of stone, blocks with curved cutouts and bronze rods, everything carved all over with cryptic symbols and calibration marks. Sosigenes had tried to explain these marvels to me, but I found the municipal sundial quite complicated enough.

The astronomers were clustered on a platform at the “stern” of the island, the part that is carved to resemble that part of a galley. I recognized Sosigenes immediately and one or two of the others looked vaguely familiar. Not all wore the usual Greek clothing. There were Persians and Arabs, and one man who wore a fringed, spirally wrapped robe that looked Babylonian. I had been in that part of the world and had seen such clothing only on old wall reliefs. I caught Sosigenes’ eye and he beamed broadly.

“Senator Metellus! You do us great honor. Have you come to refresh your study of astronomy?” He flattered me by referring to my discussions with him years before in Alexandria as “study.” I took his hands and exchanged the usual pleasantries.

“Actually, the dictator wishes me to work with you on implementing this new calendar. Exactly what he intends by that, I confess I cannot imagine. My ignorance of astronomy is vast, as you know.”

He turned to the others. “The senator is characteristically modest. You will find that he has a sharp and subtle mind, a quick grasp of new facts, and a very superior inductive style of reasoning.” Greeks are terribly prone to flattery. “Now, Senator, allow me to introduce the gentlemen with whom you will be working.”

There was an old fellow called Demades who hailed from Athens, along with several other Greeks whose names I no longer remember, an Arab whose name I could not pronounce, three Persians, a Syrian, a dark-skinned fellow in a strange yellow turban who called himself Gupta and who claimed to be from India, and the man in Babylonian clothing who called himself Polasser of Kish, but who, from his looks and speech, was pure Greek. I decided to watch out for that one. In my experience, people who affect the clothing of an exotic land that is not their own are usually religious frauds of some sort.

“I really believe,” I told Sosigenes, “that my true task has nothing to do with helping you with the calendar, which I could not do anyway, but rather to convince the Roman people that it will be beneficial. We are very attached to our ancient institutions, you know.”

“All too well. Well, let me explain a bit.” He took my arm and began to stroll among the instruments and the others followed us. Like a great many Greek philosophers, Sosigenes liked to expound while walking. This originated with the Peripatetic school of philosophy, but spread to many of the others. Among other advantages, it saved the rent of a lecture hall.

“For all of your history you Romans, along with most of the world, have been using a calendar based upon the phases of the moon.”

“Naturally,” I said. “It is a measuring of time observable by everyone as the moon waxes and wanes and disappears and reappears.”

“Precisely. As such it is what we might call an intuitive way to measure the year, and it works after a fashion, but far from perfectly. The moon has a phase of twenty-eight days, but, alas, the year cannot be divided into a certain number of discrete twenty-eight-day segments. It is always off by a number of days because the year is 365 days long.”

“Are you sure? I always thought it was some number in that area, but I could never be sure exactly how many.”

“It is not easy to determine and a great deal of study went into ascertaining exactly that fact. It is now agreed by all astronomers that the year is about 365 days long.”

“‘About’?” I said.

He looked at the others. “Did I not say that the senator is extremely quick of apprehension?” Then, back to me, “Yes, no matter how many experiments were done, it was found that the year is never quite exactly 365 days long. It is always a few hours longer than that, about one-quarter of a day.”

“So it cannot be divided evenly into any number of days at all?” I asked.

“Not with perfect precision. However, we have worked out a new calendar based upon the solar year, using the winter solstice as the beginning and ending point.”

“Everyone starts the year at the beginning of January or thereabouts,” I said.

“Yes, but using months of twenty-eight days, taken together with the fact that there are a few extra hours every year, means that if you use a certain number of months to the year, you always end up with a number of extra days. You Romans have made up this anomaly by having the priests give varying numbers of days to the months and by adding an extra month from time to time.”

“We’ve found it a useful political tool,” I told him. “If you have an in with the pontifexes, you can get them to extend your term in office by an extra month or two.”

“Well, yes. Useful for politicians and for generals looting provinces, I am sure, but terribly inconvenient for everybody else.”

“You’ll find that Romans of the ruling class don’t care much what inconveniences other people.”

“It seems that Julius Caesar is an exception, then,” he said dryly.

“I can’t argue with you there, but I still fail to see how this can be an improvement. It is impossible to divide the year into an even number of months and the year in any case can’t be measured to the last hour.”

“That,” he said, “is where subtlety and unconventional thinking are called for. You see, people have been so fixated upon the lunar phase of twenty-eight days that they have always wanted each month to contain the same number of days, even knowing that that is impossible. Upon reflection, though, there is no necessity for this. Why should a month not be twenty-nine days? Or thirty days? And why should each month have exactly the same number of days?”

“Eh?” I said brightly.

“Think about it. Why should each month have the same number of days?”

“Why, because it would be convenient, I suppose.”

“Exactly. People are bound by custom and tradition and convenience. It is this sort of thinking we must avoid if we are to break new philosophical ground.” Here the crowd of astronomers made approving sounds, as if he were an advocate who had just made a telling point in court. “What is far more important, for everyday convenience and for the regulation of both public and agricultural life, is that the year start and end upon exactly the same day, and have exactly the same number of months as every other year, and that each month start and end on exactly the same days each year, with no variation.”

“I suppose that is logical,” I said, trying to get my mind around the concept of such a year. I, like everyone else, was used to the months wandering around a bit, and never knowing exactly how many days a month would have until the pontifexes announced the number.

“Very logical,” he concurred. “To that end we have devised a solar calendar based upon this concept. It consists of seven months of thirty-one days each, four of thirty days each, and a single month of twenty-eight days.”

I did some quick arithmetic in my head. “All right, that adds up to 365 days, but you still have that quarter day left at the end of each year.”

Sosigenes beamed triumphantly. “That is where that short month comes in. It will be the only month that does not adhere to the rule that each month have the same number of days every year. Every fourth year, it will have an extra day added, making it a twenty-nine-day month for that year.”

“And this structure will be stable, from year to year?” I asked him.

“Yes, with very slight discrepancies. That quarter day I spoke of is not precisely one-quarter of a day.”

“So adjustment will be necessary, from time to time?”

“Yes, but not as frequently as now. In about a thousand years it will be a few days off and require correction.”

“Oh. Well, let it be somebody else’s problem, then.”

“For the sake of convenience and respect for tradition, the twelve months will retain their customary names, even though some of these make little sense. Your most ancient calendar had only ten months, and those months named fifth through tenth are now the seventh through twelfth months.”

“True, ‘December’ just means ‘number ten,’ but we’ve been using the names so long that they are just sounds to us. Nobody notices the illogic.”

At that moment a slave summoned us to the midday meal, which was served on tables brought out from one of the temple buildings. We sat while one of the astronomers, who was a priest of Apollo, pronounced a simple invocation and poured a libation to that beneficent deity, and we launched into an austere meal of bread, cheese, and sliced fruit. The wine was, of course, heavily watered.

“Sosigenes,” I said, “something strikes me as odd here.”

“What might that be?” he asked.

“The fact that the year is arranged so haphazardly. Nothing seems to be very precise or consistent. There are the seemingly random numbers involved. Why 365 days, of all things? Why not a nice, even number easily divisible by a hundred? Then, why the disparity in the very length of the day, so that you end up with a partial day at the end of each year? We expect sloppy work from our fellow men. You’d think the gods would do better work.”

“This is a topic much debated,” Sosigenes admitted.

“There is some belief,” said the old fellow named Demades, “that human convenience is not of great concern to the gods.”

“Yet,” said the pseudo-Babylonian, “the cosmos seems to work according to rules of great complexity and precision, if we can just discover what those rules are.”

“That is the task of philosophers,” said another.

“I thought,” I put in, “that philosophers were primarily concerned with the correct way to live.”

“That is one field,” said Demades, “but from the earliest times, philosophers have delved into the workings of the universe. Even ancient Heraclitus speculated upon these things.”

“And,” said the would-be Babylonian, “even in that early time, philosophers concurred that the gods who created the universe are not the childish immortals of Homer, delighting in bloodshed and seducing mortal women and forever playing pranks upon each other. The true deity is far more majestic than that.”

“‘Deity’?” I said. “You mean there is only one? Yet our priest here just invoked Apollo.”

“What Polasser means,” said Sosigenes, “is that a great many philosophers maintain that there is a single divine principal, and that what we call the gods are the various aspects of that divinity. There is neither disrespect nor illogic in honoring these aspects in the convenient guise of superior persons who take human form. Thus is worship made far more simple for mere mortals. The true deity must be of a grandeur so vast that the puny efforts of mortals to communicate with him must seem futile.”

“You’re getting too deep for me,” I told them, “but as long as you don’t insult the gods of Rome, I won’t protest.”

“We would never insult anyone’s gods,” said Demades. “After all, it is likely that all peoples honor the same deity, just in differing forms.”

To tell the truth, this sort of talk always made me uncomfortable. It isn’t so much that I failed to recognize the childishness of certain of our myths. It was just that, knowing how difficult it can be to understand our fellow men, it seemed presumptuous to try to understand the nature of the gods, singular or plural, and we all know how angry the gods can get at presumption on the part of mortals.

“So,” I asked, “when is this new calendar supposed to go into effect?”

“On the first day of January. Of course, Caesar in his capacity as pontifex maximus will proclaim exactly which day that will be.”

“Any time soon?”

“In seven days.”

I almost choked on a mouthful of bread. “Seven days!” I cried when I could speak. “But January is three months away!”

“Not any more. Surely you had noticed that we are well into winter, despite the name of the month, which customarily begins the season of autumn.”

“Well, the calendar has gotten shamefully out of joint. Still, what is to happen to those three months?”

“They will just disappear,” Sosigenes said. “Caesar has abolished them. Instead, the next year will have 445 days, with three extra months inserted as Caesar shall decree. This will be a unique year and all subsequent years shall be of 365 days as described.”

“Unique is the word for it, all right. This is high-handed, even for Caesar,” I mused. “Just to wave his hand and say three months are not to be. Adding an extra month is one thing: it’s customary; but to eliminate one, not to mention three, seems unnatural. Then to compound it with an extended year containing not one but three extra months is, well, it’s radical!”

That afternoon the astronomers drew up a small calendar for me and I took it to the sign painters who painted the news and government proclamations on whitewashed boards and posted them in the Forum. I directed them to make a very large sign, twenty feet long and eight feet high, with the whole calendar written on it, showing every day of every month, with the calends, ides, and nones of each month written in red paint. This was to be raised in the Forum on the Rostra so that the whole populace could see the new calendar and understand it.

The next morning, dressed in my best toga, accompanied by my freedman Hermes and a few clients, I went to the Forum and ascended the Rostra. A crowd had already gathered, gawking at the huge calendar and wondering what it might portend. I was inordinately pleased with the thing, and pleased with myself for conceiving of such a device. The painters had outdone themselves, not merely writing the name and days of each month, but adding small figures performing the labors associated with that time of year, to make the new order more easily comprehensible. Thus little painted farmers plowed in winter and sowed in spring and harvested in the fall. Others picked and trampled grapes, soldiers built a winter camp, grain ships set sail, and slaves feasted at Saturnalia.

I raised my hands for quiet and when I got it I addressed the citizenry.

“Romans! Your pontifex maximus, Caius Julius Caesar, is pleased to announce a gift to you! It is a new calendar to replace the one which has grown so out of date. It is to commence in six days’ time. As you see, it has twelve months.” I gestured grandly toward the great board. “Each month will have either thirty-”

“What about Saturnalia?” someone shouted.

Barely launched into my oration, I was caught aback. “What? Who said that?”

The man who spoke was an ordinary citizen. “What about Saturnalia? If the calends of January is to be in six days, what’s happened to the month of December? How are we to celebrate Saturnalia this year with no December?”

“Good question,” Hermes muttered from behind me. “You should have thought of it.”

“Metellus!” shouted a man who was storming up the steps of the Rostra. I knew him vaguely, a senator named Roscius. “This is an outrage! For two years I have been planning the funeral games for my father! They are to be celebrated on the ides of December! I’ve bought lions! I have engaged fifteen pairs of gladiators! I’ve made arrangements for a public banquet! How am I to do all this if December is abolished?”

“Set another date,” I suggested.

“The ides of December is specified in my father’s will!” His face was scarlet with fury. “Besides, December is the traditional month for funeral games.”

“Next year will have a December,” I assured him. “Look,” I said, pointing at the board, “it’s right there in the lower right corner.”

“And I am to feed those lions all next year? Do you have any idea how much it costs to feed lions?”

I knew exactly how much, having put on munera myself, but I wasn’t feeling sympathetic. The crowd began to grumble, feeling they were being cheated of a good show and a banquet. Not to mention Saturnalia.

“Citizens,” I shouted. “Your pontifex maximus, Caius Julius Caesar, will have answers to all your questions.”

“We’d better hope so,” Hermes muttered.

“Be still!” I muttered back. Then, in my orator’s voice, “In the meantime, allow me to explain the many advantages of the new calendar. Some of the months will have thirty-one days, others thirty, and a single month will have twenty-eight.”

“Hold up there,” said another citizen. “I pay my rent by the month. Does this mean I’ll pay as much for twenty-eight days as for thirty-one? That doesn’t seem fair.” There was much nodding and agreeing with this.

“Oh, shut up,” I said intemperately. “You’ve never known exactly how many days any month might have until the pontifexes announced it. You thought that was fair enough.”

“Fair!” bawled an enraged voice. “Nothing about this is fair! Senator, I own five insulae in this city, and more of them elsewhere in Italy. What is to become of three months’ rent I am owed for this year if those three months are just abolished?” He was a fat, bald man in a dingy toga. Luckily, everybody hates landlords and he was quickly shouted down, but I foresaw great trouble from that quarter. Much of the great and powerful class of equites depended upon rents and they would all be furious.

“You’ll have an extra three months next year!” I shouted.

“Who dreamed up this abomination?” demanded Senator Roscius. “And don’t tell me it was Caesar! I know him well, and he could never have conceived of anything as-as un-Roman as this. This thing is the work of foreigners!”

“Actually,” I said amid rising grumbles, “this fine and elegant calendar was created by the astronomers of the Museum of Alexandria, by-”

“You mean,” someone shouted, “this thing is being foisted upon us by Orientals?”

“Not all of them are eastern,” I maintained stoutly. “Oh, there’s a turban or two and a fellow calls himself Polasser of Kish, but mostly they’re Greeks. Alexandria is a Greek city, despite being located in Egypt.” I thought I was being reasonable, but I had forgotten how much the lower classes despise the Greeks. The upper classes, too, for that matter. “The distinguished Sosigenes himself-”

“I don’t care if he’s Alexander the buggering Great!” bawled the landlord. “Romans can’t let their calendar be dictated to them by foreigners!” The crowd growled agreement, temporarily forgetting that they hated landlords.

“This is the command of your dictator!” I yelled, getting desperate.

“This isn’t our Caesar’s doing!” shouted a man with the look of a centurion. “It’s that foreign bitch Cleopatra! She’s bewitched him! Next thing, she’ll be annexing Rome as part of Egypt!” This raised a truly frightening outcry from the mob. Irrationality had taken hold, and that usually meant it was time to run.

“I should have seen it,” I said to Hermes. “They’ll never blame anything on Caesar. They love Caesar. It has to be foreigners. It has to be Cleopatra.”

“You’d better hope so,” Hermes said.

“What’s that?” But the truth was already dawning.

“You’re the one standing in front of them. You’re the one who just announced the new calendar. Maybe they’ll go storm Cleopatra’s house instead of coming up here to tear us apart.” Cleopatra had come to visit Rome and renew her liaison with Caesar, much to the annoyance of the Roman populace and that of Caesar’s wife, Calpurnia.

“Good idea,” I said. “Go to the other side of the mob and raise a cry to go kill Cleopatra.”

“They might do it,” he said.

“Then they have a long walk ahead of them. She’s taking the waters at Cumae. Caesar told me so himself.” This was much to Caesar’s relief. He had paid ardent court to her in Alexandria, but she was an embarrassment in Rome, where nobody would regard her as anything but his Egyptian concubine.

“They’ll set fire to her house and it could spread to the whole city.”

“I suppose so,” I said. Romans feared fire above all else, but they were all too ready to set them when they formed a mob, regardless of the inevitable consequences. They’d burned a good part of the Forum in the riots that followed the death of Clodius. “But she’s living across the river on the Janiculum. By the time they get there they’ll have forgotten what they’re rioting about.”

So Hermes left the Rostra and made his way around the crowd and found a few idlers to bribe and soon he had the rioters off down the Vicus Tuscus toward the Forum Boarium and the Aemilian Bridge across the river.

* * *

“So what happened then?” Julia asked me over dinner that evening.

“Well, nobody was really clear exactly where Cleopatra has been staying. Some went to the Janiculum, but others hared off into the Trans-Tiber, and you know how the people over there feel about City mobs intruding on their district. Well, pretty soon there were fights all over the place and the gladiators from the Statilian school came out to join the fun. By then I don’t think anyone remembered that it was all about the new calendar. At least there were no fires or killings last I heard.” I dipped a duck leg into some excellent garum.

“In a way it’s unfortunate that Cleopatra wasn’t home,” Julia mused. “That woman is a menace.”

“I thought you liked Cleopatra.”

I do. She’s wonderful company and better educated than any woman in Rome, by far, except for Callista, and she’s a Greek. I can think of no one I’d rather be with when visiting Alexandria, but here in Rome she’s a disruptive influence. She has ambitions for that boy of hers that bodes very ill for the future.”

The boy in question was Caesarion, who she claimed to have been fathered by Caesar, and whom Caesar himself acknowledged, but I had my doubts. Caesar was famously infertile, having sired only one daughter who had lived, out of four marriages and innumerable liaisons. Yet Cleopatra had presented him with a son, the thing he most wanted, barely nine months after meeting him, at a time when it was tremendously in her interest to do just that. She regarded Caesar as a king and a god and she believed a son would unite Rome and Egypt under her descendants. It was entirely too convenient for my skeptical taste.

“I fear you’re right. The people love Caesar almost unreservedly, the ‘almost’ part being his connection with Cleopatra. He should pack her and the boy back to Egypt, but he indulges her and I wonder why.”

“It’s so unfair to poor Calpurnia!” Julia said heatedly. This was perhaps the only subject upon which she was critical of her uncle.

“Since Cornelia, his marriages have been for the sake of political alliances,” I noted. Cornelia was Caesar’s first wife, the one he refused to divorce when Sulla had ordered him to. “I doubt that Calpurnia’s feelings carry much weight with him.” Calpurnia was the daughter of Calpurnius Piso, a man of great political importance at the time.

“It is not like him to be casually cruel to a wife, though,” Julia insisted. “I think he must have some important reason for tolerating Cleopatra in Rome.”

“Misdirection, perhaps,” I said. “Caesar is the master of that. Look at the way he sent me out to take the blame for his silly calendar, which I now perceive will be the cause of endless trouble until people get used to it.”

“Oh, you exaggerate. You always do when you’re inconvenienced in some little way.”

“A riot is not an inconvenience.”

“It was just a little riot. And how does Cleopatra constitute misdirection?”

“To the crowd Cleopatra is just a foreign queen wielding a bad influence on their beloved Caesar. Do you know what the Senate thinks about her?”

“The Senate these days is nothing but toadies and treacherous false friends who plot behind Caesar’s back.”

“True enough, but it is also full of old-fashioned men who smell a would-be king anytime one of their number rises above the rest, as Caesar has. Crassus showed the world that great wealth buys armies, and what is the greatest source of wealth in the world?”

“Egypt, of course,” she said uncomfortably.

“Precisely. We could have taken Egypt any time in the last hundred years, but no Roman would tolerate the possibility of another Roman getting his hands on all that wealth, so we kept hands off and supported the Ptolemys as our puppets. Cleopatra is for all practical purposes the last of that line, and she has declared herself body and soul for Caesar. How do you think that makes all those old-fashioned senators feel?”

“The last lot who opposed him are dead and they should be thinking of that.”

“They are, believe me, but the holdouts aren’t all dead. Sextus Pompey is still at large, for instance. Many are talking Caesar up as a Roman pharaoh. Quietly, of course.”

“He would never try to make himself king, with or without Cleopatra’s fortune!” Julia said hotly.

“As it occurs, I agree. That is what I meant by misdirection. He has the Senate focused on Cleopatra when they should be paying more attention to his other activities.”

Her eyes narrowed. “What do you mean?”

“This calendar is only one of his reforms. He has a great many more to institute, and some of them are huge and radical. He is going to completely rebuild the city: new forums, expanded walls, vast public works, even a permanent stone amphitheater.”

“So? Such changes are long overdue. Rome is the hub of a great empire and it is little more than an Italian city-state. That needs to change.”

“That’s the least of it. He wants to reform the Senate as well.”

“I can’t say that’s a bad idea either.”

“He plans to bring in provincials. Not just long-time provincials like those in northern Italy and southern Gaul, but Spaniards and Gauls from his newly conquered provinces. All of them his own clients, of course, because he is the one who got the citizenship for them.”

That sobered her. “So soon? I knew he had plans for them, but I had thought in a generation, perhaps two, after they have had a chance to become fully Romanized, and then just the sons of chieftains who have been his allies. Does he really plan to extend the franchise to this generation?”

“Within the next year,” I told her, “and the Germans won’t be far behind. Who knows what plans he has for the Parthians.” At that time Caesar was about to embark upon a war with Parthia, to recover the eagles lost by Crassus at Carrhae and retrieve Roman honor in that part of the world.

“It is radical,” Julia agreed, “and it won’t go down well with the remaining conservatives, the Brutii and their allies.”

“It won’t go down well with anyone in Rome,” I said, “but Caesar thinks his position as dictator makes him unassailable. I know otherwise.”

“I must speak with him.”

“He doesn’t listen to anyone any more, not even his favorite niece. Give it a try, by all means, but don’t expect results. Caesar listens only to Caesar these days.”