Up for Grabs

Cast of characters

ELSIE BRAND — A mouse who can keep her trap shut

DONALD LAM — When he’s in the saddle, the women feel he’s irresistible, but the men know he earns his beans and bacon

BERTHA COOL — A female bulldozing detective who wakes up when it come to the pinch

HOMER BRECKINRIDGE — The distinguished president of an insurance company who didn’t provide complete coverage for his sexy swim partner — so he gets in over his head

BUCK KRAMER — With this dude-rancher, a horse never gets its head, and all the women lose theirs

DOLORES FERROS — An obliging hostess who will toss off a stirrup cup with any rider

FAITH CALLISON — This painter’s films were more pornographic than artistic, but they pay off

MELITA DOON — A body-snatching nurse whose creed was: “If you can’t heal ’em, steal ’em!”

HELMANN BRUNO — He stuck his neck out to collect on a whiplash injury, but did a rope dance due to the backlash

FOLEY CHESTER — Foley’s folly was playing it double or nothing, and it burns his wife up

SGT. FRANK SELLERS — He draws his own conclusions more than his gun and often frames his handiwork

MARTY LASSEN — TV repairman who could service boob-tube breakdowns, but not his fiancée’s crackup

JOSEPHINE EDGAR — Her gay deceivers were authentic, but her identity was false

ALEXIS BOTT MELVIN — A sharp attorney who believed