© 1988 by Bonnie Ryan-Fisher.
The thing about a life of crime
Is that it seldom pays—
You put in hours overtime—
But do you get a raise?
© 1988 by James Neill Northe.
Frail old ladies was his game,
With purses swinging free—
Just imagine his surprise
When the old lady was a he.
© 1988 by Katy Peake.
An engraver of noteworthy skills
Upgraded some ten-dollar bills.
Though finer than mint,
They earned him a stint
In Leavenworth, strictly no frills.