Nothing but Blue Skies

14

It was beyond stillness; for a moment he didn’t know where he was. He felt the heat of her body against his right side and her open-mouthed breathing on his neck, the uneven breathing of a pounding heart.

“Who is it?”

“It’s not Gracie.”

“Oh, hi, Lucy.”

She eased upright and drew the covers back. “A little birdie told you,” she whispered. “A little birdie told you a woman devoid of self-respect had stolen into your bed. Man, you’ve been out like a light.” He could see her breasts, pushed somewhat together by her upper arms. She was looking straight into his eyes as she reached up between his legs and took him in her hand, her hair hanging straight down alongside her face, a faintly superior smile. “Ooh,” she said, “it’s harder than Chinese arithmetic.”

“Uh-hm.”

“You pretty swift with this little deal?”

“If everything goes according to Hoyle.”

“We’ll see.”

She was gradually drifting away as she held him, moving her hand up and down, her form almost rigid, head hanging down. Then she stretched her face toward the ceiling, murmured something and came slowly down on him with her mouth — a white arc of scalp visible where her thick hair was parted — all the way to the back of her throat, and she tried to say “We’ll see” again. The W was the only thing she could pronounce.

“Ooh, hold it, hold it, hold it,” he said, grasping the sides of her face.

She lifted her glistening mouth. “Too much?”

“Yeah, too much.”

“Can I put it in?”

“Yeah, put it in — no! Just hold it a sec.”

She made her finger slick on the end of his cock and swirled it around one nipple. “Let me put it in.”

“You’ve got to hold it a sec. Don’t even say it again.”

“In.”

“Sh.”

Her hips were still moving. He had to look off at the wall, the blank window, the drapes, the dresser. “Okay,” he said.

She lifted up to kneel over him on one knee, one foot flat on the bed, and reached down to barely put him inside her, then slowly let herself down. All grace went out of her and she began to fuck out of control, a look as if of horrified surprise on her face, going “unh unh unh unh.” Then she added, “This could get habit-forming.”

“Thanks.”

“This is habit-forming!”

He hoped she wouldn’t say it could get habit-forming again. It was the sort of remark that could bring him to a screeching halt. But she went on until he felt the hotness loosen then shoot up out of him. He felt a long fall, thought how men didn’t want to shoot into anything, but simply, in the vulgarism, off; so much more abstract. Off, as in off into space or off we go into the wild blue yonder. Women would be insulted if they ever pictured this solitary deed. Actually, maybe they’d gotten wind of it already. “Shooting off” — it was outlandish.

In a moment, she closely curved beside him and said, “It’s easy. Two syllables. Lu-cy.”

Frank thought, This isn’t working. This isn’t making me feel good. She is having to act extremely silly and it can’t be very good for her. Except for about a minute, this is worse than work.

When Frank woke up again and realized she was still there, he was suddenly annoyed. He had been through this before, but to find his morning solitude erased was too much. A young woman smelling of cocktails and bar smoke from her last stop before this one was asleep in a key location of his home. What next? He went downstairs to the kitchen and put three shredded wheat biscuits into a bowl. To his aggrieved eye, they looked like sanitary napkins. He mashed them down so they’d stay within the rim of the bowl. He poured milk carefully into the center and it just disappeared until finally its white sheen rose around the cereal.

A bird hit the window hard and he jumped up, threw the window open and looked out. A black and white magpie was staggering on the ground. It sat down and fluffed out its feathers and looked around groggily. Frank whistled and the magpie looked up. It didn’t feel well enough to fly away, just walked off in a hunched, disconsolate manner.

He returned to his breakfast. He was wearing a bathrobe that had an old box of goldfish food in the pocket. The goldfish had long since moved to the office. Probably ought to throw the robe in the wash. The low, white, nearly silent German coffee machine quit drizzling and the half-black pot was filled with steam. Frank poured himself a cup of coffee, a cup of Mexican Pluma to be precise. He was continually changing brands in the hope of tasting something. He drank so much coffee, he might as well have put caffeine pills in boiling water.

Frank was thinking about all the good times he had had with Gracie and Lucy. He recalled the time he went trick-or-treating with them on Halloween, drunk and out there with the kids. They cut holes in a sheet and stuck their heads through; they went as a ménage à trois. By the time they got home with shopping bags loaded with M & M’s, Good & Plenties, Milky Ways, Snickers, Hershey Kisses, candy apples, caramel popcorn on strings, they were filled with a crazed and diffuse lust; but it went away and they didn’t go through with anything because at the last minute Lucy went on a crying jag, something about proving her mother wrong and what was left, what happened to meaning, and so on. Lucy had knelt on the floor, face on the rug, sobbing, while Gracie and Frank continued to sit on the sofa, their heads through the sheet, trying to think what in the world to do. And Frank was burdened with what seemed to be an outlaw and omnidirectional lust.

He had a bad feeling about his night with Lucy. His skin was clammy. He felt guilty of everything, no matter what it was. He felt as if he had shot poison into the blameless uterus of a travel agent and old friend of his wife, the kind of thing he had tried to avoid, at least in his mind, if not on the actual mattress. He could hear her now, of all times, singing in the bathtub, a buckaroo tune to the meter of “ ’Twas the Night Before Christmas” which might have been composed for the musical saw.

Frank went upstairs to look in on Lucy. She was sitting in the tub, bubbles up to its gunwales, and when he entered she grabbed her breasts with soapy hands and said, “Come in and make the ficky-fick, Frankie!” Frank wondered if most property investors were addressed in this manner. He was startled by this new Lucy. She had evidently had some conversion since he last was with her, one that seemed entirely foreign to her personality.

“I don’t think so.”

Nothing about Lucy moved. Her big eyes searched Frank. She looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Steam lifted from the tub and went out through the tilted window. She had invented this character for herself and now she didn’t know what to do with it. Real empty-headed wantonness didn’t quite work for Lucy.

“I knew if I lived long enough, someday I’d get turned down,” she said. “They say it builds character.”