Target Saddam

A-BOMB’S HOG RULES

1. Never leave base without your wingmate.

2. You can never be too ugly, too low, or too slow.

3. Pay attention to the plane, not the explosion.

4. If God wanted you to fly higher than five hundred feet, he’d have given you an F-15.

5. For every action by the enemy, there is an opposite and disproportionate reaction — be sure to administer it harshly.

6. The hotter the target, the better the bang.

7. If you can’t read the sign, you’re not close enough to smoke it.

8. Never fire your cannon when taking off unless absolutely necessary.

9. Under no circumstances should you attempt to eat anything with pits during a bombing run.