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From which his mother awakened him and said, “This’ll teach you not to sneak peanut-butter sandwiches in the middle of the night, Jeffrey.” “Mama?”

“Yes. It’s time to get up, dear. You’ll be late for school.”

She left the room. He looked around. He looked at himself. It was true. True ! The glorious realization came upon him. His dream had come true. He was ten years old again, in the flesh that was his ten-year-old body, in the home that was his boyhood home, in the life that had been his life in the nineteen thirties. And within his head was the knowledge, the experience, the sophistication of a man of thirty- three.

“Oh joy!” he cried. “It’ll be a triumph. A triumph!”

He would be the school genius. He would astonish his parents, amaze his teachers, confound the experts. He would win scholarships. He would settle the hash of that kid Rennahan who used to bully him. He would hire a typewriter and write all the successful plays and stories and novels he remembered. He would cash in on that lost opportunity with Judy Field behind the memorial in Isham Park. He would steal inventions, discoveries, get in on the ground floor of new industries, make bets, play the stockmarket. He would own the world by the time he caught up with himself.

He dressed with difficulty. He had forgotten where his clothes were kept. He ate breakfast with difficulty. This was no time to explain to his mother that he’d gotten into the habit of starting the day with coffee laced with rye. He missed his morning cigarette. He had no idea where his schoolbooks were. His mother had trouble starting him out.

“Jeff’s in one of his moods,” he heard her mutter. “I hope he gets through the day.”

The day started with Rennahan laying for him on the corner opposite the Boy’s Entrance. Halsyon remembered him as a big tough kid with a vicious expression. He was astonished to discover that Rennahan was skinny, harassed and obviously compelled by some bedevilments to be omnivor-, ously aggressive.

“Why, you're not hostile to me,” Halsyon exclaimed. “You’re just a mixed-up kid who's trying to prove something.”

Rennahan punched him.

“Look, kid,” Halsyon said kindly. “You really want to be friends with the world. You're just insecure. That’s why you’re compelled to fight,”

Rennahan was deaf to spot analysis. He punched Halsyon harder. It hurt.

“Oh leave me alone,” Halsyon said. “Go prove yourself on somebody else.”

Rennahan, with two swift motions, knocked Halsyon ’s books from under his arm and ripped his fly. There was nothing for it but to fight. Twenty years of watching films of the future Joe Louis did nothing for Halsyon. He was thoroughly licked. He was also late for school. Now was his chance to amaze his teachers.

“The fact is,” he explained to Miss Ralph of the fifth grade, “I had a run-in with a neurotic. I can speak for his left hook but I won’t answer for his Id.”

Miss Ralph slapped him and sent him to the principal with a note, reporting unheard-of insolence.

“The only thing unheard of in this school,” Halsyon told Mr. Snider, is psychoanalysis. How can you pretend to be competent teachers if you don’t — ”

“Dirty little boy !” Mr. Snider interrupted angrily. He was tall, gaunt, bitter. “So you’ve been reading dirty books, eh?”

“What the hell’s dirty about Freud?”

“And using profane language, eh? You need a lesson, you filthy little animal.”

He was sent home with a note requesting an immediate consultation with his parents regarding the withdrawal of Jeffrey Halsyon from school as a degenerate in desperate need of correction and vocational guidance.

Instead of going home he went to a newsstand to check the papers for events on which to get a bet down. The headlines were full of the pennant race. But who the hell won the pennant in 1931 ? And the series? He couldn’t for the life of him remember. And the stock market? He couldn’t remember anything about that either. He’d never been particularly interested in such matters as a boy. There was nothing planted in his memory to call upon.

He tried to get into the library for further checks. The librarian, tall, gaunt, bitter, would not permit him to enter until children's hour in the afternoon. He loafed on the streets. Wherever he loafed he was chased by gaunt and bitter adults. He was beginning to realize that ten-year-old boys had limited opportunities to amaze the world.

At lunch hour he met Judy Field and accompanied her home from school. He was appalled by her knobby knees and black corkscrew curls. He didn't like the way she smelled either. But he was rather taken with her mother who was the image of the Judy he remembered. He forgot himself with Mrs. Field and did one or two things that indeed confounded her. She drove him out of the house and then telephoned his mother, her voice shaking with indignation.

Halsyon went down to the Hudson River and hung around the ferry docks until he was chased. He went to a stationery store to inquire about typewriter rentals and was chased. He searched for a quiet place to sit, think, plan, perhaps begin the recall of a successful story. There was no quiet place to which a small boy would be admitted.

He slipped into his house at 4:30, dropped his books in his room, stole into the living room, sneaked a cigarette and was on his way out when he discovered his mother and father ambushing him. His mother looked shocked. His father looked gaunt and bitter.

“Oh,” Halsyon said. “I suppose Snider phoned. I'd forgotten about that.”

“Mister Snider,” his mother said.

“And Mrs. Field,” his father said.

“Look,” Halsyon began. “We’d better get this straightened out. Will you listen to me for a few minutes? I have something startling to tell you and we’ve got to plan what to do about it. I — ”

He yelped. His father had taken him by the ear and was marching him down the hall. Parents did not listen to children for a few minutes. They did not listen at all.

“Pop… Just a minute… Please! I’m trying to explain. I’m not really ten years old. I’m 33. There’s been a freak in time, see? On account of a mysterious mutant strain in my makeup which — ”

“Damn you! Be quiet!” his father shouted. The pain of his big hands, the suppressed fury in his voice silenced Halsyon. He suffered himself to be led out of the house, four agonizing blocks to the school, and up one flight to Mr. Snider’s offlce where a public school psychologist was waiting with the principal. He was a tall man, gaunt, bitter, but sprightly.

“Ah yes, yes,” he said. “So this is our little degenerate. Our Scarface A 1 Capone, eh? Come, we take him to the clinic and there I shall take his journal intime. We will hope for the best. Nisi prius. He cannot be all bad/ 1

He took Halsyon’s arm. Halsyon pulled his arm away and said, “Listen, you’re an adult, intelligent man. You’ll listen to me. My father’s got emotional problems that blind him to the —”

His father gave him a tremendous box on the ear, grabbed his arm and thrust it back into the psychologist’s grasp. Halsyon burst into tears. The psychologist led him out of the office and into the tiny school clinic. Halsyon was hysterical. He was trembling with frustration and terror.

“Won’t anybody listen to me?” he sobbed. “Won’t anybody try to understand? Is this what we’re all like to kids? Is this what all kids go through?”

“Gently, my sausage,” the psychologist murmured. He popped a pill into Halsyon’s mouth and forced him to drink some water.

“You’re all so damned inhuman,” Halsyon wept. “You keep us out of your world, but you keep barging into ours. If you don’t respect us why don’t you leave us alone?”

“You begin to understand, eh?” the psychologist said. “We are two different breeds of animals, childrens and adults. God damn. I speak to you with frankness. Les absents ont toujours tort. There is no meetings of the minds. Jeez. There is nothing but war. It is why all childrens grow up hating their childhoods and searching for revenges. But there is never revenges. Pari mutuel. How can there be? Can a cat insult a king?”

“It’s… S’hateful,” Halsyon mumbled. The pill was taking effect rapidly. “Whole world’s hateful. Full of conflicts’n’insults ’at can’t be r ’solved… or paid back… S’like a joke somebody’s playin’ on us. Silly joke without point. Isn’t?”

As he slid down into darkness, he could hear the psychologist chuckle, but couldn’t for the life of him understand what he was laughing at…