A Body In The Bath House

XXVI

I whistled to Nux and took her on a walk. She wanted to go home for her dinner, but I needed the exercise. As I plodded along, lost in thought, she looked up at me as if she thought her master had gone crazy. First I dragged her on a frightening ship, then an immense journey overland, and finally I brought her to this place where there were no pavements and the sun had died. Half the human legs she sniffed were clad in hairy woollen trousers. Nux was born a city dog, a sophisticated Roman layabout. Like me, she wanted to be kicked at by the bare-legged bullies of home.

I took her to the painters' hut, hoping to ask the assistant about Blandus' progress. There was no sight of this lad everybody talked about. I did see more of what must be his work. In the blank space where someone had previously written 'lapis blue here', that note was now scrawled out and a different hand had added 'pomponius too mean: blue frit!" Perhaps that was the assistant. Some deep blue paint was mixed in a bucket, no doubt ready to obliterate the graffiti before the project manager saw it.

Since I was last here, someone had tried out new types of marbling. Blue and green paints were smeared together in an artistic technique he had not quite mastered, with pairs of symmetrical patches like the mirrored patterns of split-open marble blocks. Endless squares of better-executed dull pink and red veining had been added to the chaos. There was a landscape panel, a stunning turquoise seascape, with finely touched white villas on a shore that looked exactly like Surrentum or Herculaneum. No; it was Stabiae, of course- whence the smart arse had been fetched.

Light seemed to dance off the waves. With a few competent brush strokes the artist had created a haunting miniature holiday scene. It made me long for the Mediterranean…

The fresco assistant had loafed off somewhere. Given what yprianus said about painters, he might be after some woman. It had better not be one of my party.

In the hut next door I did find the bereaved mosaicist, Philocles Junior.

"I'm sorry about what happened to your father."

"They say you hit him!"

"Not hard." The son was obviously all fired up. "Keep calm. He was going mad and had to be restrained."

The son took after his father, I could see. It seemed best not to hang about. I had too much to do; this was no time to start making myself a slow-burning, brooding enemy. If Philocles Junior wanted a feud in

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his late father's mould, he must look elsewhere.*

I led Nux past the parked wagons, hunting for Aelianus. He was lying in the statue cart not quite asleep today, but looking bored.]

Recognising him, Nux jumped on him happily.

"Ugh! Get it off me." -p

"Not a dog-lover?"

"I spend half my time hiding from the guard dogs from the secure compound."

"Fierce?"

"Man-eaters. They bring the pack out once a day, looking for human flesh they can train them with."

"Ah, British dogs have a tremendous reputation, Aulus."

"They're gruesome. I was expecting them to howl all night- but their silence is worse, somehow. The handlers can hardly hold them. They snake around, virtually towing the men, searching for someone who's stupid enough to try running away. It's clear they'd kill anyone who did. I think the handlers bring the dogs out so would-be thieves see them and are too terrified to break in."

"So you're not going over the fence to pick up a new fountain bowl for your father's garden?"

"Don't joke."

"All right. I don't want to have to tell your mother I found you with your throat torn out… Anything to report?"

"No."

I'll be off, then. Stick with it."

"Can't I stop doing this, Falco?"

"No."

Nux and I set off to our elegant royal quarters for dinner, leaving Aelianus out in the damp woods. As I started walking back, I wondered how his brother was, and when Justinus might manage to send me word of his activities. My assistants and I were too scattered.

I needed a runner. At home I could have brought in one of my teenage nephews; here there was no one I could trust.

Nux was root ling This was better. She had learned that in Britain there were at least ways of getting her hair full of twigs and her snout earthy. Maybe the guard dogs had left fascinating messages as they passed this way. She spent long pauses with her nose in the leaf litter at the side of our track, then she tired of that and rushed crazily after me, dragging a large branch and barking hoarsely.

"Nux, let's show the barbarians some forum manners, please- don't roll in that!" Too late. "Bad dog." Nux, who had never grasped the finer points of reprimands, wagged her tail frenetically.

Why had I taken in a reckless street mongrel with a taste for dung as an unguent, when other Romans acquired sleek lapdogs with long pointed noses to appear in the stone plaques they commissioned? Father to gate and serious with a scroll, mother matronly and bestoled, infants tidy, slaves respectful, moneybags flaunted and clean pet gazing up at them adoringly… I should have known better. I could at least have let myself be picked by a dog with short hair.

Mine was happy now she stank. She had simple taste. We walked on. Gloomily, I pondered the possibility of taking Nux through the Great King's bath house. It could have raw consequences. Ever since the official insensitivity that led to Boudicca and the Great Rebellion, all Romans who came to Britain were required to conduct themselves with clean-hands diplomacy. No rape; no plundering inheritances; no racial abuse; and absolutely no cleaning muck off your dog in a tribal king's domestic plunge bath.

I was trying to call her back to me, with a view to attaching a rope to her so she did not rush indoors before I had had a chance to sluice her down, when Nux found new excitement. A pile of roughhewn tree trunks had slipped. I could see that, because some were spilt across the track. Nux dashed up the remaining pile, scrabbling.

"Get down from there, Stinky! If they roll again, I'll leave you crushed in the woodpile '

Nux obeyed me enough just to lie rigid with her muzzle in a crack between two tree trunks, whining. I put my boot up beside her and craned to peer at her discovery. For some reason, I thought it might be a dead body. You get like that. Something whimpered. I could now see cloth, which turned out to be a child's clothing. The child was still inside the dress, alive luckily. She was not herself trapped under the timber, but her skimpy gown had been caught so securely

H3she could hardly move. She was scared mostly that she would be in trouble.

I wedged a couple of stones under the bottom of the pile and then heaved up the top log just enough to free her. I lifted her down then caught her just before she ran away. Upset by her fright, though bravely not crying, she glared. We had rescued a tough eleven-year old girl called Alia who knew how to lie but who finally admitted she had been warned by her father several times not to play on the stacked logs. It emerged, after a fierce extraction process, that her father was Cyprianus, the clerk of works. I grabbed her hand and took her back to the site to find him.

"This little loner is yours, I think? I don't want to snitch, but if it were one of mine, I'd like to be aware she had had a scare today."

Cyprianus made as if to swipe her. She nipped behind me. If he meant it, he had a terrible aim. She pretended to bawl her head off, but this was done purely on principle. He jerked his head at her; she stopped crying.

I got the picture. Alia was bright, bored and mostly unsupervised an only child, or the only one to have survived infancy. She roamed about, mainly content with her own company. Cyprianus, with his own busy concerns, had to ignore the fact she was at risk. There was no mention of a mother. That gave two possibilities. Either the woman had died or Cyprianus had joined up with a foreigner in some other exotic territory and now she stayed out of sight. I imagined her in their hut stirring stock pots having little in common with him or the places he brought her to and probably bemused by their solitary, highly intelligent, Romanised offspring.

"Want something to do? You could come and help me," I suggested.

"Your dog smells." My dog had saved her from a night in the open, maybe worse. "What would I have to do?" she deigned to ask.

"If I provide a donkey, can you ride?"

"A donkeyT I was in the land of the horse.

"A pony, then."

"Of coursed She was a bareback terror by the sound of it. Her father stood back and let me negotiate. "Ride to where?"

"Into Noviomagus sometimes to see a friend of mine. Can you write, Alia?"

"Course I can." Cyprianus, who had to be both literate and numerate, must have taught her. As she boasted, he was looking on with a mixture of pride and curiosity. They were close. Alia probably knew how much you had to pay per day for first-class plasterers and how long new root-tiles should be left to dry out at the clamps where they were made. One day she would run off with some layabout scaffolder, and Cyprianus would be heartbroken. He already knew it would happen, if I were any judge of him.

"Are you a good girl?"

"Never- she's terrible!" Cyprianus grinned, cuffing his roughneck fondly.

"Come and see me in my office tomorrow, then. I'm Falco."

"What if I don't like you?" Alia demanded.

"Yes you do. It's love at first sight," I said.

"You think a lot of yourself, Falco."

She might have been brought up entirely in a series of foreign provinces, but little Alia had the pure essence of any scornful Roman sweetheart at the Circus Maximus.

Back at the old house we ate outside again. I can't say it was warm, but the light was better than indoors. Tonight's food was lavish; apparently the King had visitors and the royal cooks had made a special effort.

"Oysters! Ugh. I like to know where my oysters come from," mouthed Camilla Hyspale.

"Suit yourself. British oysters are hymned by poets, the best you'll ever taste. Give yours to me then' I had my arm out to snaffle the rest when Hyspale decided she might try one after all. Thereafter she hogged the serving dish.

"That painter was here looking for you again, Marcus Didius."

"Wonderful. If it's the assistant from Stabiae, I was at his hut looking for him. What's he like?"

"Oh… I don't know." I had not yet trained Camilla Hyspale to provide a witness statement. Instead, she blushed slightly. That was clear enough.

"Watch him!" I grinned. "They are notorious for lechery. One minute they are chatting to a woman harmlessly about earth colours and egg-white fixers, the next they have fixed her up in quite a different way. I don't want any lout in a paint-stained over tunic getting the better of you, Hyspale. If he offers to show you his stencil stumping brush, you say no!"

While Hyspale was spluttering in confusion, some of us wondered hopefully if we could pair her off. Helena and I were diehard romantics… And leaving the nursemaid in Britain would be bliss.

H5The royal party must have dined formally, but afterwards some of the usual group with Verovolcus among them brought their wine, beer and mead into the garden. We never saw the King in the evening; his age must have condemned him to an early-night routine. When we had finished eating, I went over to the Britons to broach with Verovolcus the subject of the King's bath-house upgrade.

Before I mentioned it, I noticed a stranger. He seemed well at ease in company with the King's retainers, but turned out to be that evening's guest. I could hardly miss him because, unlike anyone else in this province, he was wearing a two-piece formal Roman dining suit a synthesis: loose tunic and matching over mantle the same shade of red. Nobody I knew ever made themselves look foolish with an old-fashioned twin set even in Rome. Only rich-boy partygoers of a certain eccentricity would bother.

"This is Marcellinus, Falco." Verovolcus had at last stopped calling me the man from Rome with every breath. However, if he did not need to tell Marcellinus who I was, my role must already have been discussed. Interesting.

"Marcellinus? Aren't you the architect for this palace, the "old house"?"

"The new house, as we called it!"

I remembered now that I had seen him before. He was the elderly cove who had turned up that morning to see Milchato the marble chief. He made no mention of it, so I held my peace too.

Like many in artistic professions, he cultivated a stylish air. His unusual clothes were outlandish in a casual setting, and his elite accent was agonising. I could see why he chose to stay an ex-patriot. He would have no place in Vespasian's Rome, where the Emperor himself would call a wagon a dung-cart in an accent that implied he once knew how to shovel manure. With a grand Roman nose and gracious hand gestures, this Marcellinus stood out above the commonplace. It did not impress me. I find such men a caricature.

"I admire your superb building," I told him. "My wife and I are greatly enjoying our stay here."

"Good." He seemed offhand. Put out, perhaps, that the scheme to which he must have devoted many working years was now to be superseded.

"Have you come to see the new project?"

"No, no." He cast down his eyes demurely. "Nothing to do with me." Was he disgruntled? I felt he deliberately distanced himself- but then he made a joke of it for my sake. "You must wonder if I am interfering!" Before I could answer, he continued charmingly, "No, no. Time to let go. I retired, thank goodness."

I don't allow autocratic men to brush me aside. "Actually I thought you might be here to mediate. There are problems."

"Are there?" Marcellinus asked disingenuously. Verovolcus, like a gnarled Celtic, tree-stump god, leaned forward with his elbows on his knees, watching us.

"I feel the new project manager misjudges things." Falco the frank orator outfought Falco the man of guarded neutrality. "Pomponius is a narrow official. He sees the project as an imperial commission only forgetting that there would be no commission without its very specific British client. No other tribes are to be provided with a full scale palace. This scheme will far outlive our generation- yet it will always be the palace that was built for Tiberius Claudius Togidubnus, Great King of the Britons."

"No Togi, no palace. So what Togi wants, Togi should get?" His use of the crude diminutive in a serious discussion in front of the King's servants- jarred. Marcellinus was supposed to be on good terms with the King. His lack of deference sat poorly with the affectionate way Togidubnus had spoken of him in my hearing.

"I like a lot of what the King suggests. But who am I to comment on architecture?" I smiled. "But I suppose it is nothing to do with you nowadays."

"I finished my task. Someone else can carry the burden of this great project."

I wondered if he had ever been considered as project manager for the new scheme. If not, why not? Was being replaced by a newcomer a surprise to him? And did he accept it? "What brings you back today?" I asked lightly.

"Seeing my old friend Togidubnus. I don't live far away. I spent so many years out here," Marcellinus said, "I built myself a delightful villa down the coast."

I knew some provinces could win the hearts of their administrators, but Britain? That was ridiculous.

"You must come and see me," Marcelh'nus invited. "My home is about fifteen miles east of Noviomagus. Bring your family for a day. You will be made very welcome."

I thanked him and made off back to my loved ones before I could be forced to arrange a date.