A White Arrest

The Beauty of Balham

Falls was in love with love. She yearned to feel the mix of sickness, nausea and exhilaration that came with it. So in love you couldn’t eat, sleep or function. The telephone ruled your life and ruined it. Would he phone, and when, if, oh God…

You bastard. She wanted to do crazy shit like write their married name and buy him shirts he’d never wear. Cut his hair and hang out with his family, prattle on about him until her friends roared: ‘Enough!’

Lie awake all night and stare at his face, trace his lips gently with two fingers and half hope he’d wake. Kiss him before he shaved and wear the beard rash like a trophy. Mess his hair just after he’d carefully styled it, and iron his laundry, or even iron his face. She giggled. Publicly, on matters musical, she’d drop the name of cool like Alanis Morissette. Sing the lyrics of mild obscenity and mouth the words of kick ass. At home, if it wasn’t the Cowboy Junkies, she’d tie her hair in a severe bun and put Evita on the turntable. Her window had a flower box, and with the tiniest push of imagination — open that window full — she was on the balcony of the Casa Rosada in Buenos Aires. A couple of dry sherries fuelled the process and she’d sing along with ‘Don’t Cry for me, Argentina’.

The track on total repeat till tears formed in her eyes, her heart near burnt from tenderness for her ‘shirtless ones’. Till a passer-by shouted: ‘Put a bloody sock in it!’

It’s not beyond the bounds of possibility that, at odd times, her voice carried to the Umpire, and eased the dreams of carnage he’d envisaged. Reluctantly, like a sad Peronist, she shut Evita down and considered her situation. If she told Roberts about Brant and Mrs Roberts, she was in deep shit. If she didn’t tell him and he found out, she was in deeper mire. If she said nowt to nobody, she’d probably survive. It stuck in her gut like the benign cowardice it was. Falls could vividly remember the day her friends ran up to her in the street saying: ‘Come quick, look at the man on the common.’

When she got there, her heart sank. The object of their curiosity was her dad. Staggering home from the pub after a day’s drinking. She tried to help him. She was four years old. As long as she could remember, her life had been overshadowed by his drinking. He was never violent, but it cast a huge cloud over the family. She felt she was born onto a battlefield. His booze destroyed the family. With it came with the four horsemen: Poverty, Fear, Frustration, Despair.

Dad was anaesthetised from all that. There was never money for schoolbooks or food. Nights were spent trying to block out her parents’ raised voices. Or curled up, too terrified to sleep because her father hadn’t come home. Wishing he was dead and praying he wasn’t. Never inviting her friends home as her father’s moods were unpredictable. Most of her childhood spent covering up for his drinking. Once, asking him: ‘Can I have two shillings for an English book?’

‘Sure, don’t you speak it already?’

Whispering, lest his sleep be disturbed. All of this destroyed her mother. Being of Jamaican descent, she developed the ‘tyrant syndrome’, and tried to enlist young Falls on her side. Early she learned to ‘run with the hare and savage with the hound’. Oh yes! Then she became convinced that mass would help. If she went to church enough, he’d stop.

He didn’t.

She stopped church. Slowly, she realised the terrible dilemma for such a child as she. They have to recover from the alcoholic parent they had, and suffer for the one they didn’t have. When she was nineteen she had a choice: go mad or get a career. Thus she’d joined the police and often felt it was indeed a mobile madness.