After the downfall

XXII

Things in western Bucovin were going to be different for a while — maybe for quite a while. Hasso could already see that. The natives had their peckers up. And the Lenelli… The Lenelli had to be wondering what the devil had hit them. They sure would start to sweat whenever they saw string running to what looked like holes in the ground. And they would have to be ten times more worried about bushwhackers than they ever had before.

And all because of black powder, Hasso thought. If I knew how to make nitroglycerine… After a little pondering, he realized he might. Medieval alchemists had used nitric acid, so maybe the Bucovinans knew about it. And you got glycerine from animal fat some kind of way.

Then he shook his head. To make nitro safe to handle, you had to turn it into dynamite, and he knew he didn't know how to do that. Turning out gunpowder was dangerous. You had to be careful as hell. Turning out nitroglycerine? No, he didn't even want to try. And he really didn't want untrained Bucovinans trying. That wasn't a disaster waiting to happen — it was a goddamn catastrophe.

Rautat nudged him. "Let's get out of here."

Plain good sense ended his woolgathering in a hurry. "Right," he said. Getting away wasn't hard. King Bottero's men had either fled back to the west or were hotly engaged with Lord Zgomot's soldiers. They didn't have time to worry about a couple of men heading the other way.

Not getting scragged by the Bucovinans was more interesting. Hasso was glad he had Rautat along. The underofficer was able to convince his countrymen that the big blond beside him wasn't a Lenello and was a friend. Hasso might not have had an easy time doing that on his own.

He felt better when he and Rautat caught up with the wagon that held the rest of the gunpowder jars. Dumnez and Peretsh and Gunoiul and the other Bucovinans on his crew were beside themselves with excitement. "It worked!" they shouted, and, "We heard it blow up!" and other things besides. Once they'd said those first two, though, they'd said everything that mattered.

"What now?" Hasso asked

"Now we go back to Falticeni and find out what new orders Lord Zgomot has for us," Rautat answered.

"We ought to leave the wagon somewhere closer to the front, so even without us it can go into action fast if it has to," Hasso said.

"Not too close," Rautat said. "Can't let it get captured no matter what."

He would have been right about that in medieval Europe. He was righter here. Hasso still worried about magic. The longer till Aderno and the other Lenello wizards figured out what gunpowder was and how it worked, the better. How much of a spell would you need to ignite it from a distance? "Where do you want to leave it, then?" the Wehrmacht officer asked.

"How about Muresh?" Rautat said. "Even if the big blond bastards do come that far, it can always go back over the Oltet."

Hasso found himself nodding. "Muresh should do." He liked the idea of putting such a potent weapon in a town the enemy had ravaged only the autumn before.

In fact, he needed a moment to remember that he'd been part of the army that ravaged Muresh. It seemed a long time ago — and that despite his trying to rejoin that army only a few days before. King Bottero didn't want him back? Well, long live Lord Zgomot, then!

He really had turned his coat. He shook his head. No, he'd had it turned for him. If the Lenelli wanted him dead — and they damn well did — how could he think he owed them anything but a good kick in the nuts the first chance he got?

It all made good logical sense. Which proved… what, exactly? If Jews had a country of their own, would Germans feel easy about fighting for it? He had a hard time seeing how. Why would Jews want Germans on their side, anyway?

But that one had an answer. Whatever else you said about Germans, they were better at war than damn near anybody else. They'd shown twice now that they weren't as good as everybody else put together, but that wasn't the same thing.

So here I am. I'm good at war, by God. I'm even better here than I would be back home. And I'm fighting for the side that looks like a bunch of fucking Jews. And if that ain't a kick in the ass, what is?

"Why are you laughing?" Rautat asked.

"Am I?" Hasso said. "Maybe because I am starting to pay the Lenelli back for trying to kill me." And maybe for other reasons, too.

The one he named satisfied Rautat. "Revenge is good," the native said seriously. "If anyone wrongs you, pay him back a hundredfold. We say that, and you're doing it."

"Yes. I'm doing it. How about that?" Hasso loved How about that? Along with Isn't that interesting? it was one of the few things you could say that were almost guaranteed not to get you in trouble.

And I'm already in enough trouble, thank you very much.

He ended up in more trouble when they got to Muresh. His name pursued him through his dreams. He knew what that meant: Aderno and Velona were after him again. He tried to wake himself up, but couldn't do it. And here in the west of Bucovin, magic worked better than it did farther east.

So Aderno caught up with him in the corridors of sleep. "What did you do?" the Lenello wizard demanded.

"I pay you back for trying to kill me, that's what," Hasso said savagely. He found he liked Rautat's proverb. "You try to kill me three times now. You think I kiss you after that?" He told Aderno where the wizard could kiss him.

"And you pay us back by working magic for the savages?" Aderno said. "You don't know how filthy that is."

Lying in these dream quarrels wasn't easy — Hasso remembered that. So he didn't say anything at all. He just laughed his ass off. Let Aderno make whatever he wanted out of that. And if he thought Hasso'd routed Bottero's army with spells, he would only have a harder time figuring out what was really going on.

"Why should I worry?" Aderno said. "If we don't get you, the Grenye are bound to. They don't trust renegades, you know."

"They don't try to murder me," Hasso answered. "That's you."

"Yes, and we'd do it again in a heartbeat," Velona said, appearing beside Aderno out of thin air — or, more likely, out of thin dreamstuff. "You deserve it. Anyone who goes over to the savages deserves it. And everyone who goes over to the Grenye will get it. The goddess has told me so."

"Telling things is easy. Backing up what you say is a lot harder." How many promises did Hitler make? How many did he keep? "Is the goddess really big enough to swallow all of Bucovin?"

"Of course she is." Velona had no doubts — when did she ever? "This land will be ours — all of it. So even if you showed the barbarians the trick of your thunder weapon, it won't matter, because the goddess is on our side."

God wills it! the Crusaders shouted. And sometimes He did, and sometimes He didn't, and after a while no more Crusaders were left in the Middle East. Velona was smarter than Aderno, though. She'd figured out what the booms were, and he hadn't.

"We should have killed you the last time," she went on. "We'll just have to try again now."

"This is what I get for loving you?" Hasso asked, though all the while he knew the answer was yes.

"No one who beds Grenye women can truly love the goddess in me," Velona said. "And if you don't care about the goddess, then you don't care about me, either. Now the goddess cares about you, Hasso Pemsel." She was still beautiful — beautiful and terrible and terrifying. "I warned you long ago that there was more danger to loving me than the chance of a broken heart. Now you begin to see, and now you begin to pay!"

She gestured to Aderno. Hasso didn't think she would have let him see that if she could have helped it. But the other side evidently had trouble lying in the dreamscape, too. That was something of a relief. And Hasso sorcerously braced himself as well as he could.

The blow wasn't so strong as the one a few nights earlier. His being farther east likely had something to do with that. He woke with a shriek, yes, but by now he was almost used to doing that. He didn't heave his guts out or foul himself, so he reckoned the encounter a success.

Rautat was less delighted. "Do you have to make so much noise?" he asked crossly. "You sound like you're dying, and you scare me to death."

"Sorry," Hasso said. "What do you want me to do when a wizard's after me?"

"Go after him instead. Make him wake up screaming instead. You can do that shit, right? So do it."

"I wish I could," Hasso said, but the Bucovinan underofficer wasn't listening to him anymore. He swore under his breath. He had no idea how to track Aderno through the Lenello wizard's dreams, or what to do if he caught him. Having the ability and having the knowledge were two different things. Expecting Rautat to understand that was… hopeless.

Not a sword. A shield. Hasso was a mediocre chess player, but he'd learned enough to know defending was easier than putting together a strong attack. If the other guy needed to work hard to beat you, maybe he'd get sick of trying and go away. Maybe.

"What do you people do against sendings of bad dreams?" he inquired.

"Why ask me?" Rautat said. "Whatever we do, it isn't real magic." The common Grenye mixture of fear and bitterness edged his voice. Coming up against magic that did work must have been as horrible a shock for the natives here as the Spaniards' gunpowder was to the Indians.

"Just curious," Hasso said. Whatever the Grenye did wasn't real magic for them. For him, with the right spell cast by the right kind of mind, it might be. Their notions would give him a place to start, anyhow. And he knew he couldn't screw every night till he got to Falticeni. He didn't want to screw in Muresh. It would remind him of all the rapes here during the sack.

With the air of a man humoring an eccentric — a lunatic? — Rautat answered, "Well, we use nettle and yarrow and prayer."

Hasso discovered that he was smiling. What did Shakespeare say? Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety — that was it. Maybe old Will knew more than he let on. He often seemed to.

"Can you get me some of each?" Hasso asked. He knew nettles when he saw them. Yarrow, to him, was only a name.

"I'll send someone out to get you the plants, yes." Rautat gave him a crooked smile. "You'll have to find our own prayer, though. I don't know where that grows around here."

After what the Lenelli did to Muresh, Hasso guessed all the prayer in these parts had been torn up by the roots. He laughed anyway, to show Rautat he got the joke. And, a couple of hours later, a gray-haired Bucovinan woman brought in a nettle and another plant — Hasso supposed it was yarrow. The woman eyed him. "Do you speak our language?" she asked.

He nodded. "Yes — not too well, though."

"Were you in Muresh when the Lenelli ravished it?"

"Yes," Hasso said again.

She nodded, too, as if he'd proved some point. And he must have, because she said, "No wonder you have bad dreams." She knew what the yarrow and nettle were for, then. Well, who likelier to believe an old wives' tale than an old wife?

"I take any oath you want — I fought clean here." Hasso was amazed by how glad he was to be telling the truth. He couldn't have said the same thing about what he'd done in Russia. Well, how many Russians had clean hands in Germany?

And, truthteller or not, he failed to impress the Bucovinan woman. "Even so," she said, and walked away without waiting for an answer. What had happened to her when Bottero's army came through Muresh? What had happened to the people she loved? Hasso didn't have the nerve to ask.

Yarrow had fine, tiny leaves and a spicy scent. As the woman had, Hasso handled the nettle by the root to keep from getting stung. He held the yarrow in the other hand and chanted in German. He was sure the natives would rather he'd used Bucovinan. But he had no idea whether magic here paid any attention to the natives' language. He knew damn well he could cast a spell in German that worked: he'd done it before. So he tried it again.

And what would happen when Aderno and Velona tried to afflict him again? That's why you're casting the spell, jerk — to find out what'll happen. With luck, Aderno wouldn't be able to get through at all. I'm sorry, sir. You seem to have reached a disconnected brain. Hasso snorted. Yeah, his brain seemed disconnected, all right, even to him.

The only way to discover what would happen was to fall asleep. Hasso approached the night with all the enthusiasm of a soldier about to have a wound tended by a drunken, stupid medic. When it came to wizardry, that was about what he was, and he knew it. The only reason he looked like a doctor in a clean white coat to the Bucovinans was that they were even worse off than he was.

He lay down. After a while, he slept. Next thing he knew, it was morning. He approved. Of course, he had no idea whether Aderno had tried a spell of his own during the night. But no news seemed good news.

He wasn't the only one who thought so. "You didn't scream. Your magic must have worked," Rautat said. "It's a lot more restful when you don't scream, you know?"

"For me, too," Hasso said, and the underofncer chuckled, for all the world as if he were kidding. Nobody'd ever tried to blow Rautat's head off from the inside out. The Bucovinan didn't know how lucky he was. If he stayed lucky, he would never find out, either.

Hasso did feel a pang at riding away from the remaining pots of gunpowder: they ended up stowing them in the castle on the east bank of the Oltet, which, like Muresh, had been — somewhat — repaired. There was bound to be more explosive in Falticeni. The Bucovinans knew how to make the stuff now, and they wouldn't have stopped because he'd ridden west.

He did wonder whether Zgomot would have the chopper waiting. If the ruler decided he'd learned enough from the dangerous blond… Hasso shrugged. He just had to hope that wasn't so. Bottero's men wanted to kill him. If Zgomot's did, too… He'd damn well die in that case, and he didn't know what he could do about it.

"Catapults," he said out of the blue. He said it in Lenello, but the Bucovinan name was almost the same; the natives had taken the word as well as the thing. It was what Drepteaza called a bastard word, with long and short vowels.

"What about them?" Rautat asked.

"We need light ones on wheeled carts," Hasso said. "Then they can throw pots of gunpowder at the Lenelli."

"Oh, yeah?" A slow grin spread over Rautat's face. "I like that, Lavtrig give me boils on my ass if I don't. What other sneaky ideas have you got?"

"That would be telling," Hasso answered. Rautat laughed. So did Hasso, but he wasn't kidding. What kept him alive was being the goose that laid golden eggs. As long as he could keep laying them, and as long as none of them turned out to be gilded lead, he figured he was all right. If he screwed up, Lord Zgomot would start sharpening that chopper.

So don't screw up, he thought. Good advice — but hard to live up to.

Coming back to Falticeni wasn't exactly coming home. Hasso had no home in this world, and wondered whether he ever would. But he knew lots of people in the palace. Zgomot was interesting to talk to. And Drepteaza — was Drepteaza. Hasso sighed. He would be glad to see her. One of these days before too long, he would probably need to get drunk, too.

Hell, he'd done that on account of Velona, too. But it was different with her. He'd got smashed because she screwed Bottero. Drepteaza wasn't screwing anybody, not as far as Hasso knew. That was the problem.

How the natives stared when he rode through the crowded, muddy, smelly streets with his Bucovinan escort! Nobody had any idea who he was — the Bucovinans figured him for a Lenello. Without photography and printing, nobody except kings could get famous enough for everyone to recognize them. And kings put their portraits on coins, which struck Hasso as cheating.

"Look at that big blond prick," a Bucovinan said, pointing at him.

"Who are you calling a prick, you asshole?" Hasso replied in Bucovinan. The native gaped. His buddies gave him the horselaugh. Rautat slapped Hasso on the back. They rode on.

"So he did it?" one of the gate guards said to Rautat when they got to the palace.

"He sure did." The underofficer sounded proud of Hasso. He probably was. If he hadn't found the Wehrmacht officer in the pit and decided not to finish him off, he wouldn't have got soft duty at the palace. He was enough of a Feldwebel to know when — and why — he was well off.

"Good," the gate guard said. "About time we had some magic on our side."

It wasn't magic. Lord Zgomot understood that. So did Drepteaza. So did the Bucovinans who worked with gunpowder. As for the rest — well, what if they thought it was? That was probably good for morale.

Grooms came out to take charge of the travelers' horses. Hasso stretched and grunted. He stumped around bowlegged, like an arthritic chimpanzee. That got a laugh from Rautat and the rest of the Bucovinans. Then he said, "I want a bath."

"Me, too," Rautat said. Gunoiul and Peretsh and Dumnez and the others who'd ridden with them nodded.

"Boy, when he says things like that, you'd hardly think he was a Lenello," the gate guard said, as if Hasso weren't there or didn't speak Bucovinan. The German didn't bash the native in the head, however much he wanted to. The man had already shown he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

But most of the Grenye in Falticeni were bound to think the same things about Hasso — the ones who'd heard of him, anyway. How many had? No way for him to know.

He wondered if he could figure out how to make a printing press. In the long run, ideas were as important as weapons. Ideas were weapons. But that was in the long run. Lots of other things to worry about first.

That bath, for instance. Hasso let Rautat lead the way. He was glad to get out of his grubby clothes, and even gladder to soak in the warm water with the root the Bucovinans used in place of soap. If only he had some cigarettes…

"If you were a Lenello, you'd still stink," Rautat said.

"If I were a Lenello — " Hasso dropped it right there. If he were a Lenello, he would have deserted when he got to the west. If he were a Lenello, he probably would have got away with it, too. "But I'm not." He was sick of saying that. If only the Bucovinans would listen to him for a change!

Or maybe Rautat was listening. "I said, 'If you were,'" he reminded Hasso. "You don't stink. You enjoy being clean, just like a human being does."

Back in Drammen, Hasso hadn't especially missed baths. When you got into the field, when you stayed in the line for weeks at a time, you learned to do without getting clean. You stopped worrying about it. It was nice to have the chance to scrub the dirt off, though. Hasso grabbed it without hesitation.

He didn't even have to get back into his dirty duds. Servants laid out some others that fit him, no doubt borrowed from one renegade or another. "Not bad," he said. "Not bad at all."

"Not even a little bit," Rautat agreed. He had on clean clothes, too. "Now I could do with chopped pork and garlic over millet. That'd fill up the hole in my belly — and some mead to wash it down, too."

"Sounds pretty good," Hasso said. Rautat leered at him. He even understood why. The underofficer's meal was what the Lenelli would sneer at as native food. Hasso didn't care, even if he wasn't wild about garlic. Once you spent some time campaigning, you ate anything that didn't eat you first. Either that or you starved. He did add, "I think beer goes better."

"Suit yourself," Rautat said magnanimously. "Let's go get outside some."

"Sounds like a plan."

Food brightened the way Hasso looked at the world. It always did. Some of the meals he remembered mostly fondly were, by any objective standard, pretty horrible. Half a kilo of part-burnt, part-raw horsemeat wouldn't put the Ritz out of business any time soon. But when you'd had nothing but snow and a mouthful of kasha for three days before you stumbled over the carcass, it seemed like the best supper you'd ever had.

The Bucovinan meal wasn't half bad, even if it wasn't what Hasso would have ordered given a choice. He'd just emptied his mug of beer when an attendant came up to him and said, "Lord Zgomot wants to see you now that you're done eating."

"He tells you to wait till I finish?" Hasso asked. The man nodded. Hasso shook his head in amazement. A ruler who thought of things like that! What was this world coming to? The Wehrmacht officer got to his feet. He towered over the native, as he towered over all the natives here. "I am at his service, of course."

"Congratulations, Hasso Pemsel," Zgomot said.

Hasso bowed. "Thank you, Lord." As usual, he found the throne room cold and drafty and badly lit. Zgomot's throne looked like a dining-room chair smothered in gold leaf.

"You kept your promise. Your weapon did everything you claimed it would." The Lord of Bucovin raised an eyebrow. "Do you have any notion of how unusual that is, Hasso Pemsel?"

How many people — renegades and Bucovinans alike — would have promised him and other Grenye rulers that they could drive back the Lenelli? How many of those snake-oil salesmen would have been talking through their hats? Just about all of them, or the big blonds wouldn't have pushed forward as far as they had.

"What I say I can do, Lord, I can do," Hasso answered stolidly.

"So it would seem," Zgomot allowed. "If you knew how many of the others said the same thing, though…" His mouth tightened, likely at some unhappy memory. Then he brightened — as much as he ever did, anyhow. "And you did something else marvelous, too."

"What's that?" Hasso asked.

"You came back," Zgomot said. "We trusted you. We had not a lot of choice, maybe, when you were showing us something so new and strange, but we did it, and you did not betray us." He might have been a priest solemnly proclaiming a miracle.

Shame flooded through Hasso. He hoped the throne room was too dim to let the Lord of Bucovin see him blush. Yeah, he'd come back, but only because the Lenelli didn't want him anymore. He wondered whether Bottero was wishing he'd given his soldiers different orders. And he wondered whether Velona wished she hadn't lost her temper with him.

Maybe Bottero did wish he'd welcomed back the man from another world. Hasso couldn't make himself believe Velona felt any different about him. Velona didn't do things because they were expedient. She did them because she felt like doing them. She loved as she pleased — and she hated as she pleased, too.

"Here I am, all right," Hasso said. Let the Lord of Bucovin make anything he pleased of that.

"Yes." Zgomot actually smiled a smile that didn't look cynical. That didn't happen every day — nor every week, either. "And now that you are here again, what other things can you show us that will drive the Lenelli wild?"

"Well…" Hesitantly, in a mixture of Lenello and Bucovinan, Hasso explained what he hoped to do with catapults and flying pots of gunpowder.

"Interesting," Zgomot said — which, from him, was better than wild enthusiasm from a lot of people Hasso knew. "But a catapult only shoots so far. It only shoots so fast. How do you keep the Lenello knights from charging up and murdering the crew while they put a new pot in the throwing arm and cut the fuse just so?"

Hasso bowed low. "Those are the right things to worry about, Lord." He wasn't trying to butter Zgomot up, either. The Lord of Bucovin had a good eye for problems. Spending his whole reign trying to hold off people with more tricks up their sleeve than he had doubtless contributed to that. Hasso went on, "Very steady pikemen with long pikes can hold off knights. Good archers can do the same thing. If you have knights of your own, they can keep the Lenelli from getting too close in the first place."

"How sure are these ploys?" Zgomot asked.

"It's war, Lord." Hasso spread his hands. "Nothing is sure in war. You already show that to King Bottero, yes?" He mimed falling into a pit. "And you already show that to me."

"We have to do such things," Zgomot said. "When we face the big blond bastards straight up, we lose. We don't have enough big horses to raise swarms of knights the way they do. We will one of these days, but not yet. How long would your long pikes have to be?"

"About ten cubits," Hasso answered. That was five meters, more or less. "Several rows of spearheads stick out in front of the first row of soldiers. If the pikemen stay steady and don't run, knights can't get through. A hedgehog, we call that." The proper term was a Swiss hedgehog, but Zgomot didn't know anything about the Swiss.

The Lord of Bucovin thought hard now. "These men would need training. They would need practice. What would happen if a wizard beset them?"

Again, he saw the problems very clearly. "They would need training, yes," Hasso said. "As for a wizard… A wizard is more likely to go after the catapults and the gunpowder, I think."

"I think so, too," Zgomot said. "But we could use a hedgehog against the Lenelli even without catapults and gunpowder, could we not?"

"No doubt about it, Lord." And no doubt that Zgomot was one plenty sharp cookie indeed. Hasso added, "Archers would need better bows to fight knights. They would need training, too." He knew of English longbows, but he didn't know much about them.

"So this is not something we can do right away?" Zgomot said.

"No," Hasso admitted. "War is a trade like any other. You have to learn how if you want to do it well."

The Lord of Bucovin sighed. "I suppose so. If we get beaten before we can learn, though…" He sighed again. "That only means we should have started sooner, I suppose." He was right, however little good being right might do him.

Hasso was eyeing the dragon's tooth in the corridor on the way to the throne room when Drepteaza came up. She stopped when she saw him. "So," she said. "You came back after all, Hasso Pemsel."

"People keep telling me so," Hasso said. "Here I am, so I suppose I have to believe them." He gave her something more than a nod but less than a bow. "I am glad to see you."

"And I'm glad to see you — here," Drepteaza said, which wasn't the same thing at all. "Lord Zgomot was worried about you."

"Yes, I know." Hasso frowned. Something in her voice wasn't quite right. "Were you worried, too?"

"Not as much as Lord Zgomot was," she answered.

Whatever was bothering her, it wasn't aimed at him. "Why are you angry at the Lord of Bucovin?" Hasso asked.

Drepteaza gave him a sidelong glance. "You ought to know."

"Me? What have I got to do with it?" Hasso had thought he was off the hook. Maybe he was wrong.

"I told you — Lord Zgomot feared you would run off, run back to the Lenelli." It all made perfect sense to the priestess.

Not to Hasso. "What does that have to do with you?" he asked.

"You really don't know? You really don't understand?" Drepteaza sounded as if she couldn't believe her ears.

In some exasperation, Hasso shook his head. "If I understood, would I be asking?"

"Well, you never can tell." Drepteaza had to tilt her head back to look up at him. He always wondered if she was looking up his nose. With the air of someone giving a dull person the benefit of the doubt, she said, "If you had run off to the Lenelli, Lord Zgomot would have blamed me."

"You? What could you do about me?" Hasso reached to scratch his head — and banged his knuckles on the ceiling. Dammit, he didn't fit in castles built for Grenye. "You stay here in Falticeni."

"Yes, and that's part of the problem, too," Drepteaza said. "Lord Zgomot worried you might go back to the blonds because I wouldn't go to bed with you. He was angry at me because I didn't."

"Oh," Hasso said. Yeah, Lord Zgomot was a sharp cookie, all right. Hasso didn't like seeming so transparent, especially to a man he still thought of as more than half a barbarian. Like it or not, he evidently was. He tried to put the best face on it he could: "You see? You don't have anything to worry about. Neither does he." But only because King Bottero's men had orders to kill one Hasso Pemsel on sight. If they didn't… If they didn't, I'd be back in Drammen now. Luckily, the Bucovinans didn't know anything about that. Hasso's little sleep spell accomplished so much, anyhow.

"I would screw you to keep you from going back to Bottero and Velona. If that is what it takes, I will do it," Drepteaza said. Hasso's jaw dropped. He knew the Bucovinans were blunt, but he hadn't thought they were that blunt. When he didn't say anything, Drepteaza went on, "If you want me to like you while I'm doing it, though, I think you would be asking too much."

"Oh," Hasso said again. Not even How about that? or Isn't that interesting? seemed safe here.

"You may not care, of course. Some men only care about the screwing itself, not whether anything lies behind it. Some women, too, no doubt, but I think fewer," Drepteaza said. "I got the idea you weren't one of those, or you would have been happy enough with Leneshul or Gishte. But maybe I was wrong."

You can have me. I'll make nice, even if I really want to spit in your eye. Drepteaza was right. Plenty of men would have been happy enough with that bargain, or vain enough to be sure they were such wonderful lovers, she would melt with delight as soon as they got it in.

Had he been offered a woman like Gishte or Leneshul on terms like that, chances were he would have taken her. What she thought of him afterwards wouldn't have mattered to him. With Drepteaza, it did. That was what made her different from the others.

Or maybe I'm just a damn fool. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised.

"If you're ever interested, likely you can find a way to let me know," he said.

She looked at him for a long time. It seemed like a long time, anyway. "Thank you," she said quietly. "I am in your debt, and — under the circumstances — I have no easy way to pay you back." She walked off without waiting for an answer.

"Under the circumstances. Ja." Hasso said it in German, so she wouldn't have understood it even if she heard it. But he didn't think she did. She seemed determined to get away from him as fast as she could.

Under the circumstances… He'd barely found out what Velona's name was before she gave him the time of his life. Drepteaza didn't work like that — not with him, anyway. These people weren't Catholics. There wasn't anything here about priestesses having to be virgins. But…

He'd had his chance, and he'd blown it. He probably was a fool. He sure felt like one right this minute. Well, if he felt like one in the morning he could tell Drepteaza he'd changed his mind, and how about it, cutie?

In the meantime, he went down to the buttery and asked for the biggest beaker of beer in the place. He'd seen this coming, but maybe not so soon. The tapman didn't even blink. He just handed Hasso a drinking horn with enough beer in it to drown a rhino. Hasso had to work to drain it, but drain it he did. Then he thrust it back at the Bucovinan. "Fill it up again," he said. The beer made his brains buzz, but he remembered to use the imperative.

"Whatever you've got, you've got it bad," the tapman said.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Hasso said with exaggerated dignity. The native took that for a joke, and laughed. So did Hasso, right up until he started to cry.