Agatha Raisin and The Potted Gardener

Eight

Bill Wong drove along to the vicarage. It was, he reflected, not like going to see a Roman Catholic priest. It had not been a formal confessional, surely, and the vicar was not High Church of England.

Mrs Bloxby welcomed him. "I always expect to see our Mrs Raisin with you," she said, ushering him in. "What can I do for you?"

Bill stood in the shadowy hall of the vicarage. "Actually, it was your husband I came to see."

"Alf's in the church."

"What is he doing?"

Mrs Bloxby looked surprised. "Praying, I suppose. You can step over. He's never very long."

Bill went back out of the vicarage and walked through the cemetery to the church next door. Huge white clouds were moving slowly above over a large summer sky. It was as if, during a good summer, the skies over the Cotswolds expanded in size, giving the impression of limitless horizons. Old gravestones leaned over the smooth cropped grass of the churchyard, the names faded long ago.

He went to the side door, pushed it open and walked into the warmth of the old church. The foundations were Saxon but the powerful arches were Norman. It was a simple church, with plain wooden pews and plain glass in the windows, Cromwell's troops having smashed the stained-glass ones. There was an air of benevolence and calm.

The vicar was kneeling in the front pew before the altar. What was he praying for? wondered Bill. For the murderer to be caught, or simply for his village to return to its usual sleepy calm?

As if aware of a presence behind him, the vicar rose and turned around.

"Mr Wong, is it not?" he said, walking down the aisle towards the detective. "May I be of assistance?"

His scholarly face was gentle and kind.

"Perhaps we could talk outside?" suggested Bill, thinking obscurely that discussion of a nasty murder should take place outside the church.

"Very well." They walked outside and sat down together on a mossy table gravestone, feeling perhaps that the last resting place of someone who had died no doubt respectably in his bed many centuries before was a more suitable place to get down to business. "I suppose you want to ask me about the murder," said the vicar.

"I learned that Mrs Fortune had asked you to take her confession."

Bill waited nervously for a disclaimer or a demand as to how he had come by such a piece of gossip. But Alf Bloxby had lived long enough in rural villages to know that one has not much private life at all.

"Yes," he said simply.

"You must understand that in view of the circumstances, I must ask you what she said."

"I suppose you must. If there had been anything of the real confessional about it, I might refuse to tell you, but the matter is very simple. It amused Mrs Fortune to see if she could lay a priest."

"Do you mean..."

"Oh, yes, what is it they say these days? She came on to me."

"Are you sure?"

"I am not, I think, a vain man in that respect. We were in my study. She sat down on my lap and wound her arms about my neck and tried to kiss me."

"And what did you do?" asked Bill, fascinated.

"I said, if I remember rightly, 'Mrs Fortune, your figure belies your weight. You are, in fact, a heavy woman, and your weight is giving me a cramp in my left leg.' She got up and sat opposite me. I told her I had a great deal to do about the parish and so would she get to the point of her visit. She said she had sinned. I asked her in what way. She said she had been having an affair with Mr Lacey. The only reason I tell you this is because the affair was well known in the village.

"I pointed out that as Mr Lacey was a bachelor and she a divorced woman, what they did together was no concern of mine. I even ventured to lighten the atmosphere by suggesting she had seen too many old Hollywood movies. You know, where the heroine says, 'Father, I have sinned.'

"She became a trifle incoherent in her explanations, but I gathered that I was supposed to talk to James Lacey and suggest he marry her. Perhaps her time in the States had given her a rather naive and old-fashioned view of what goes on in English villages. I said that whether he married her or not was entirely up to Mr Lacey.

"Mrs Fortune was a fascinating contradiction. On the surface, she appeared a witty and mondaine woman. After talking to her, I came to the conclusion that she was really quite stupid, a trifle common, and possibly mentally unbalanced. 'Common' is probably an old-fashioned word. I do not mean she was of low class, rather that there was a streak of coarseness in her."

"But would you say," asked Bill, tilting back his head to look at a flock of pigeons wheeling over the churchyard, "she would be capable of driving anyone hitherto considered normal to commit a brutal and fantastic murder?"

"Yes, I think she could."

"Come, Vicar, do you mean to tell me she gave you murderous thoughts?"

"No, she embarrassed me considerably. What I have told you is mere speculation. My wife has not discussed her with me and yet I know my wife did not like her, and it is a very rare person whom my wife does not like."

"So apart from making a pass at you and then wanting you to emotionally blackmail Lacey into marriage, she had no real confession to make? No darker secrets?"

"No, had she revealed anything of importance, I would tell you. People here talk about some maniac from Birmingham who might have come to rob her, but I firmly believe that one of the villagers is responsible."

Bill smiled. "No doubt our Mrs Raisin will be trying to find out who did it."

"No doubt," said the vicar drily. "A most abrasive female, but there must be good in her, for my wife thinks the world of her."

"Oh, there's a lot of good in our Agatha." Bill got to his feet. He looked down curiously at the vicar, wondering if this cleric was as mild and gentle as he appeared on the surface.

"If you hear anything you think might relate to this case, Mr Bloxby, please let me know." The vicar rose as well.

"Certainly." He glanced at his watch. "Time for tea. My wife makes an excellent tea. Perhaps you would care to join us?"

This last was said with such a reluctant politeness that Bill refused.

The vicar nodded and strode off in the direction of the vicarage. A man of iron, thought Bill, just like his wife, armoured in goodness against the likes of Mary Fortune.

Agatha sat down in the vicarage that evening and wished she had not come. The discussion was about gardens open to the public. Some of the villagers evidently made extra money for charity by serving teas. Agatha toyed with that idea and then rejected it. The fee for entry to each garden was twenty pence a head. Agatha had not thought before how much to ask and was depressed that her Great Deception was going to bring so little reward. She quite forgot that she was supposed to be putting out feelers to find out what they all thought of Mary Fortune, and became sunk in gloom. A stupid, childish trick was going to cost her six months of slavery for Pedmans in London.

By the time she went along to the Red Lion, she began to feel that it was just as well that she had been forced into going to London. There was no elation any more at the thought of seeing James. The more one learned about Mary, the more James became diminished in a way, because he had chosen to have an affair with her. The village in the quiet summer's evening felt alien and almost threatening. Agatha had that old feeling of being on the outside of life looking in. And what did she really know of the private thoughts and lives of these villagers? If the murderer was someone they knew and respected, would they not all band together to protect that person?

She would have been surprised could she have known that James's thoughts were running along roughly the same lines. He was feeling isolated as he stood at the bar, surrounded as usual by the easy friendliness of the locals, that peculiar village friendliness which was all on the surface and never really gave anything away.

He saw Agatha entering the pub and felt relieved. There was something very reassuring and honest in Agatha's pugnaciousness. When she went to join him, he bought her a gin and tonic and suggested they take their drinks to a table at the corner of the bar. Before, Agatha would have been highly gratified that he preferred her company away from that of the locals, but she could not get rid of the flat, depressed feeling that was assailing her.

"So how did you get on with Beth?" she asked.

"She was very charming. And very helpful with those historical diaries. She is a highly intelligent girl."

"Where's the boyfriend?"

"He's gone off for a few days to see friends in Oxford."

"Did she talk about her mother?"

"Only to say that they never got on very well and that she blames Mary for the break-up of the marriage. I invited her out for lunch tomorrow because I thought it might be a good idea to get to know her better and that way find out more about her mother. Care to come along?"

Suddenly Agatha, who had been so sure that she was free at last from any involvement with him, found her temper snapping. She got to her feet. "Don't be so bloody naive, James," she said and turned and walked out of the pub. He sat and watched her go, wondering what on earth he had said to annoy her.

Agatha found the following day dragging slowly along. She could not think of anyone else to call on to ask questions about Mary Fortune. She had caught a glimpse of Bill Wong in the village the day before and she hoped he might call and give her some fresh ideas.

She made herself a microwaved lunch out of a packet of frozen curry, reverting to her old cooking habits, washed it down with a glass of beer, and had two cigarettes and a strong cup of black coffee for dessert. She could imagine James and Beth cosily ensconced in some pub or restaurant, talking about early nineteenth-century history, getting to know each other better. The girl was a pill, but James had been tricked by Mary Fortune, so who was to say he was not going to be seduced by the daughter?

The doorbell rang after she had spent half an hour amusing herself by playing with the cats in the garden. She glanced at the clock. Only two. Still, James might, with luck, have cut the lunch short.

But it was John Deny, Beth's boyfriend, who stood on the step.

"Oh, come in," said Agatha, falling back a pace. "What can I do for you?" He followed her into the living-room and slumped down in an armchair. He was wearing torn jeans and Doc Martens. There was something heavy and threatening about him.

"I thought you had gone away for a few days," said Agatha.

"Obviously that friend of yours, Lacey, thought so too," said John.

"What do you mean?"

"I met a smelly old woman in Harvey's, that post-office place, and she said something about us outsiders having no morals at all and that Lacey, having screwed the mother, was now out to screw the daughter."

"I cannot imagine," said Agatha, correctly identifying the culprit, "that old Mrs Boggle would use that sort of language."

"That's what it amounted to. What gives?"

"Beth and James share a common interest in history."

"Is that what it is?" he sneered. "I don't think your friend Lacey has any interest in Beth's knowledge of history. I think, along with you, he's the village snoop. Beth's got enough on her plate without being manipulated by a couple of middle-aged Miss Marples, Leave her alone."

"Whatever happened to the modern woman?" asked Agatha sweetly. "Is Beth not allowed to make up her own mind about who she sees?"

"She can't make up her mind about anything, the state she's in. Also, she's rich now, and I don't want any middle-aged Lothario chasing her to get his hands on her money or, for that matter, his hands up her skirt."

"Bugger off, pillock," said Agatha wearily.

He stared at her in amazement.

"You heard," snarled Agatha. "You probably murdered Mary Fortune yourself, come to think of it." She stood up. He stood up as well and loomed over her threateningly.

"This is a nasty village full of nasty people," he said. "And an old wrinkly like you is one of the nastiest. Tell Lacey to keep away from her."

"Tell him yourself," said Agatha. "Now get out."

The doorbell rang. Agatha went to answer it, but he blocked her way.

"I haven't finished with you yet," he said.

The front door, which Agatha had not locked, opened, and to her relief Bill Wong walked in. He saw Agatha standing with her eyes blazing and her hands clenched. He saw John Deny glaring down at her.

"Trouble, Agatha?" he asked.

"Yes," said Agatha. "Mr Deny has just been threatening me."

"Indeed? Well, Mr Deny, you come with me and we'll have a talk about this. Come along."

John shouldered his way past Agatha. "I'll get you for this, you old trout," he said.

Agatha sat down weakly when they had gone. She then began to worry about her burglar-alarm system. It had gone on the blink while she had been away on holiday and she had done nothing about phoning up the security people. But part of the security system was that outside lights went on all around the cottage when anybody approached and she did not want her back garden floodlit when Roy and his men arrived to put in the plants. But right after that, she would get it fixed.

She turned on the television set and stared blankly at a movie, the kind which tried to make up for lack of script with exploding cars and blasting guns.

At first she did not hear the doorbell above the noise and then a sudden cessation in the shooting and screaming brought it to her ears and she scrambled to her feet and went to answer it.

"Why didn't you just walk in like last time?" she asked Bill Wong, who stood there grinning at her.

"The reason I walked in last time was because one of the locals said they had seen John Deny going into your cottage, and when you didn't immediately answer the bell I decided to let myself in. You always run to answer the bell, Agatha, and when you see me, your face always falls in disappointment, as if you were expecting someone else."

"You're imagining things," said Agatha curtly. "Come in."

She switched off the television and turned to him. "So what did he have to say for himself?"

"Derry? He thinks you are an interfering old bag and that Lacey is either out to pinch his girlfriend or prove she murdered her mother."

"That's mad. James and I only called on them once. Admittedly James has been seeing more of her since then, but..."

"No doubt they have heard about your reputation for sleuthing. I warned him not to disturb you again."

"You should have charged him!"

"What with? Yes, he says he threatened you. But I believe he's just a suly young man."

"You won't say that when you find me one dark night planted in my own garden, upside down, and full of weedkiller. He's strong enough to have hoisted her up on that hook."

"We're not sitting on our bums, Agatha."

"So what do you know that I don't?"

"That the body has been released for burial."

"When is the funeral?"

"At a crematorium in Oxford tomorrow. Don't have any mad ideas about going in the hope that the murderer is lurking in the bushes. We've promised Beth Fortune to keep it quiet. She says she doesn't want nosy villagers or the press."

"What about the husband? Is he coming over?"

"No, he doesn't want to know anything about it. Miss Fortune is going to the States to see him during the Christmas holidays. There's your doorbell. No doubt that's Lacey returned from his lunch. I'll get it just in case Derry's been stupid enough to come back."

He returned, followed by James. "Well?"

Agatha greeted him. "How did you get on? While you were romancing Beth, her boyfriend was round here threatening me and telling me to warn you off."

"Why on earth would he do that?"

"He thinks you're after her money, among other things."

"I cannot understand what Beth sees in a lout like that."

"I do. Like to like," said Agatha, turning her eyes away from Bill's sharp look.

"She is a highly intelligent girl," said James stiffly.

"We don't seem to be getting very far forward," said Agatha in a placating tone. "I mean, I am beginning to think it must have been someone from outside the village, someone from Mary's past. If it wasn't the husband, then it could have been someone she had an affair with. Sorry, James, I meant someone else."

"We're working on the American end," said Bill, getting to his feet. "I'll leave you two to discuss the case with the usual warning. Don't get involved and don't go around suspecting villagers and letting them know it."

There was a silence after he had left. Then James said, "I made notes on our interviews. Would you like to come next door and we'll go over them?"

Agatha had a sudden pettish desire to say she would not. Damn Beth, she thought. Somehow Beth had reanimated all those feelings for James which Agatha thought she had lost. Competitiveness was a great part of Agatha Raisin's character.

"Wait and I'll get my cigarettes," she said. "You don't object to me smoking, do you?"

"I don't object to anyone smoking. I used to smoke myself."

"You amaze me. Most of the people who've stopped are militant anti-smokers. How did you stop?"

"I got tired of it," said James, who had actually given up smoking several years ago to please the then-current love of his life.

"I wish I could get tired of it. I don't even want to stop. Wait until I get the cats in from the garden. No, wait there!" she added sharply, terrified that James would see the bare garden.

"You're planning to surprise us all on Open Day," he said. "And yet you don't seem to spend much time in the garden."

"I've spent all morning working on it," lied Agatha.

In James's cottage some few minutes later, Agatha looked around, wondering not for the first time what it would be like if she lived there. And yet the living-room was comfortable, furnished with books and elegant old furniture. There was even a bowl of flowers on the window-ledge. She could not imagine putting her stamp on anything. James was that most irritating kind of bachelor, the kind who obviously does not need anyone to look after him.

He switched on the computer. "I'm surprised you don't turn one of your bedrooms into an office," said Agatha.

"I like to keep the spare bedroom free for guests," he said. "My sister and her children came to stay while you were away. Now let me see, I'll just flash this up on the screen."

Agatha pulled up a chair beside him and read. Everything was neatly and accurately reported. "If we were detectives in a book," she said gloomily, "I would stare at the screen and say mysteriously, "There is something there that someone has said which is not quite right." But all I can see is a lot of uninteresting twaddle."

"Or I would say," said James, "that it must be Bernard Spott because he's the only one who said anything nice about her. Then I would go and make a citizen's arrest and have my photo in all the papers."

"Did you really learn anything more from Beth about her mother?" asked Agatha.

"She said a bit curtly that she didn't want to talk about her mother, that Mary had made her, Beth's, early years hell with her tantrums and scenes. She seems very fond of her father."

"If she is as intelligent and charming as you say - although I didn't get that impression - then why get tied up with a lout like Deny?"

"I think he adores her and she needs that. Gives her stability."

"Bollocks! You've been reading magazines."

"Don't be rude, Agatha."

"Sorry, but it did sound a bit like psychobabble. I say, I wonder if anyone else got a sort of backhanded bequest in Mary's odd will. Why didn't we ask Bill Wong?"

"I asked Beth. We were the only ones so favoured."

"How odd! I can understand her wanting to get at you from beyond the grave for dumping her. But why me? I was quite nice to her."

"She was very jealous of you."

"Why? You, me, because of our friendship?"

"A bit, but mainly because of your popularity in the village."

"My what?"

"You're very popular, Agatha."

"Oh," said Agatha gruffly. She stared in a bemused way at the screen, not really seeing the words. Agatha Raisin popular! She felt quite dazed with happiness and gratitude. And then the temporary feeling of euphoria faded, to be replaced by one of dread. By cheating over this Open Day thing, she was putting such precious popularity at risk.

She got to her feet. "I think I'd better make a phone call."

He looked at her in surprise. "Aren't you staying for a cup of coffee? I was just about to put the kettle on."

"Put it on. I'll just make a call and come back."

"Use the phone over there if it's that urgent."

"It's private."

"I'll go into the kitchen and shut the door behind me. I won't be able to hear a thing."

But Agatha judged other people's actions by her own. Were the roles reversed, she would most certainly have pressed her ear to the kitchen door and listened.

When she got to her own house, she phoned Roy Silver.

"Aggie," he cried. "All ready for the planting?"

"No, I'm not, Roy, and I've gone off the idea of working for Pedmans. Tell Wilson to tear up that contract. No plants, no deal."

There was a little silence and then Roy said, "Your brain's become peasantified. There's nothing in that legal and binding contract which you signed saying anything about a deal, about plants. You can't get out of it, Aggie, so you may as well have the shrubbery. Come on, it's the best on offer. You'll knock them in the eye."

Agatha felt herself weakening. "Lovely blooms," he coaxed.

"What if you're seen?"

"We'll be there at two in the morning and we'll be as quiet as mice. If anyone does see any movement, you can say you got some workmen in to lower the fence for the big day."

"I suppose if I have to work for Pedmans, I may as well get something out of it," said Agatha sulkily.

"That's the girl. Is it safe to arrive in that little shop of horrors down there? More murder?"

"The police are working on it."

"See if you can solve it while I'm there and I'll get some publicity out of the reflected glory."

"Anything to oblige," said Agatha sarcastically and rang off. She went back to James's cottage.

"Everything all right?" he asked.

"Yes," said Agatha uneasily. She sat down beside him again and tried to focus on what he had written, but her uneasiness about her garden would not go away.

She had meant to stop Roy's coming. For days she had meant to stop his coming. But as more and mote people said they were looking forward to seeing her 'secret garden', the more Agatha felt she had to have something to show them. If she said there had been some sort of disaster and that everything had died and she was keeping the place locked up, some busybody was sure to think her garden had been vandalized like those others and tell the police and the police would say that it had been as bare as Mother Hubbard's cupboard when they had seen it.

So all too soon, in the middle of the warm dark summer night, there was Roy with his team of workmen and gardeners. They finished at dawn and drove off.

"Come along," said Roy. "You can't sit hiding in bed. Take a look!"

Agatha went outside.

A blaze of magnificent colour met her eyes. Flowers and trees and shrubs filled what had all too recently been a bare garden. The cats slid out round Agatha and frolicked on the grass as if they, too, were enjoying the display.

"It's magnificent," said Agatha, awed.

"So now we can go and get a bit of sleep," said Roy. "When do the people start coming?"

"Not till ten. How do I tell them what flowers are what? I don't want to be exposed as a cheat."

"See! Labels tied on all of them, nicely faded and weathered, but legible. You just bend down and read."

They retreated indoors. Roy collapsed fully dressed on the bed in the spare bedroom and went instantly to sleep. Agatha took a last admiring look out of the window of her bedroom, set the alarm for nine and went to sleep as well.

At first they came in ones and twos and then suddenly Agatha's garden was full of exclaiming and admiring people. Roy, at a table by the side gate, collected the fees.

He could hear Agatha's voice describing the plants with all the authority of a real gardener. "Yes, that is a fine example of a Fremontodendron californicum and that's a Wattakaka sinensis. Lovely perfume."

And then Bernard Spott, to whom Roy had been introduced, raised his puzzled voice. "But this is all wrong," he said plaintively. "Mrs Raisin, that is not a Fremontodendron californicum. That's a Phygelius capensis!"

Agatha gave a gay laugh and turned away from him to another visitor, but Bernard went on. "And you said, Agatha, that that was a Hydrangea paniculata Grandiflora. Firstly, it's nothing like a hydrangea. It is, in fact, a Robinia pseudoacacia called Frisia. And this - "

"You don't know what you're talking about," snapped Agatha.

"He's right," came a woman's voice, a visitor to the village, a hard-faced woman in a straw hat and print dress. "I would say all these flowers and plants have the wrong labels on them." Her hard eyes fastened on Agatha. "I've been listening to you and you do not know the first thing about the plants in your garden. I think you just bought them lock, stock and barrel from some nursery and the nursery put the wrong labels on them."

There was a silence. Agatha was aware of Mrs Bloxby standing listening, of Bill Wong, who had just arrived in time to hear it all.

"Would anyone like some tea?" asked Agatha desperately.

People began to shuffle out of the garden until there was only Agatha, Roy, Mrs Bloxby, and Bill Wong left. "Lock the side gate," Agatha ordered Roy. "What a disaster!"

"What happened?" asked Mrs Bloxby.

"I'll tell you what happened," said Bill. "Our Agatha has been cheating again. You did get all those plants from a nursery, didn't you? Just like you said you would."

Agatha nodded miserably.

"That's no crime," said Mrs Bloxby. "A lot of the villagers buy extra plants and flowers and things to put in before Open Day. The nurseries around here do a roaring trade. It is only a pity that the nursery you went to proved to be so incompetent."

"They're the best there is," said Roy defensively. "They'd never have got the wrong labels."

Bill leaned forward and peered into a flowerbed. "Come here, Agatha," he said. He pointed downwards. "I don't think any of your dedicated gardeners would tramp over your flowerbeds."

In the soft earth was a clear imprint of a large booted foot.

"I brought men with me to put them in," said Roy. "Probably one of them."

Bill turned to the vicar's wife. "Could someone possibly have switched the labels?"

Mrs Bloxby put on her spectacles and went from plant to flower to tree, reading the labels. Then she straightened up. "Why, how clever of you! That's exactly what is wrong."

"Are you sure?" demanded Agatha. From inside the house came the sound of the doorbell.

"I'll get that," said Roy, disappearing inside.

"I think that's what happened," said Bill. "Someone's played a trick on you, Agatha. When could they have done it?"

"It must have been sometime between, say, five in the morning and nine."

"Daylight. Someone might have seen something."

Roy came back into the garden with James Lacey. Agatha groaned.

"You've done magnificently, Agatha," said James.

"You may as well know the truth." Agatha looked thoroughly wretched. James listened to the tale of her deception, his eyes crinkling up with laughter.

When she had finished, he said, "You don't do things by halves. All these months of hiding behind that high fence - I'm glad to see you've got it lowered at last - and all the lies and secrecy, and all for one Open Day in an English village!" He stood and laughed while Agatha stared at her shoes.

Mrs Bloxby's gentle voice cut across James's laughter. "You know, I think it might be a nice idea to have tea out here among these lovely flowers and things. I see you have a little garden table and chairs there. I'll help you get the tea-things."

Agatha, glad to escape from James's amusement, went inside with her.

Bill turned to James. "Look, you're her nearest neighbour. Did you see anyone around this cottage this morning?"

"I saw a few people. Let me think. I was up very early. Mrs Mason has just got herself a dog. She came walking past and called out a good morning. I was tidying up my front garden. Then there was Mrs Bloxby."

"What would she be doing along Lilac Lane?" asked Bill. "It doesn't lead anywhere."

"She often goes for a walk about the village in the early morning. Then along Lilac Lane, away from the village end, I heard a couple, a man and a girl, I think. I heard the girl laugh." He stood for a moment, looking bewildered. "That's odd!"

"What's odd?"

"I just remembered. The night Agatha and I discovered Mary had been murdered, as we were waiting outside her house to see if she would answer the bell, a man and a girl passed behind us on the road. I heard the girl laugh."

"Why didn't you tell me this?" demanded Bill sharply.

"It slipped my mind. It didn't seem important. Just a village sound. I mean, they weren't coming away from the house or anything like that."

Agatha and Mrs Bloxby came into the garden carrying tea-things.

James swung round. "Agatha, do you remember that couple on the road the night we discovered Mary dead?"

"Yes," said Agatha. "I do now. I'd clean forgotten about them."

"And now James here says he heard a couple at the end of this road this morning, early."

"They could have been walkers," said Mrs Bloxby. "There's a lot of them about the Cotswolds. Although Lilac Lane doesn't lead anywhere. I mean, you can't drive anywhere, there is that footpath across the field at the end of it."

"You were out early, Mrs Bloxby," said Bill. "Did you see anyone?"

"I only saw Mr Lacey's bottom. He was leaning over a flowerbed in his front garden, weeding, I think."

"Do you think it could have been that Beth Fortune and her boyfriend?" asked Roy eagerly, who had been told all the details of the murder during the night by Agatha.

"I think I'll pay a call on them," said Bill.

"Where exactly were Beth and John on the night of the murder?" asked Agatha.

"They were in Beth's rooms in college, studying."

"Any witnesses to that?"

"No, but usually only guilty people arrange cast-iron alibis."

"Come back when you've seen them and let us know what they say," urged Agatha.

When he had gone and James, Agatha, Roy and Mrs Bloxby were seated around the table, James said, "Even if it turns out that John Deny and Beth played a trick on you, Agatha, it's a far cry from murder."

"Perhaps not," said Agatha. "I mean, surely the destruction of the gardens ties up somewhere and somehow with Mary's death. I wish I had never thought of this silly scheme. Now I have to go and work for Pedmans, the PR firm, in the autumn, and for six months, too."

"I don't understand," said Mrs Bloxby. "How did that come about?"

Roy kicked Agatha under the table. She yelped, rubbed her ankle, and glared at him. "I'm going to tell them," she said. She explained about the deal.

"You must be very good at your job," said Mrs Bloxby. She tried to surreptitiously feed Hodge, the cat, with a piece of muffin. Agatha had bought a packet of a product new on the market which promised 'real American blueberry muffins from your own microwave'. They tasted like wet cardboard. Hodge took it from her fingers and then spat it out on the grass. James crumbled his, so that his plate was covered in muffin crumbs. He hoped Agatha might think he had eaten some of it.

"She is," said Roy. Somehow Mrs Bloxby, without saying anything, was making him feel guilty about getting Agatha to sign that contract. Away from the world of PR, away from London, things which passed as normal business in the city had a way of appearing, well, shabby in this rural tranquillity.

He gave himself an angry little shake, like a wet dog. People didn't go about planting people in London; mugging, raping, knifing and shooting, but not planting.

"I think," said Mrs Bloxby in her quiet voice, "that the full enormity of Mary Fortune's death is striking me at last. Someone in this village is mad enough and deranged enough to have killed her and left her body in such a dreadful way. What on earth could she have done to engender such hate?"

"So you believe she was a murderee?" asked James. "I mean someone who is going to get murdered because of some flaw in their character?"

How can you talk about Mary with such academic interest when you once made passionate love to her? thought Agatha. Aloud, she said, "If only it would turn out to be an outsider!"

"You sound more like a villager every day, Agatha," said Mrs Bloxby. "I must go and look at some of the other gardens. Why, James, what about yours?"

"It's open," he said easily. "I do what the others do and just leave a box at the gate for the money."

"Then I'll have a look. Agatha?" Mrs Bloxby turned to her. "Care for a walk?"

Agatha shook her head. "I couldn't bear the looks and whispers."

"I wouldn't worry about it. Yes, they will most of them be laughing over it, but I think with affection. You are regarded as something of a character."

"That's me," said Agatha. "The village idiot complete with cats. So where do we go from here?"

Bill came back into the garden. "Until this murder is solved, Agatha," he said, "you should keep your front door locked at all times. Come to think of it, with that expensive security system in your garden, the lights must have been blazing while the men were working. Or did you switch it off?"

"It switched itself off ages ago," said Agatha. "I'll phone the security people and get them to fix it. What did Beth and John have to say for themselves?"

"John did it," said Bill, sitting down. "And he's quite unrepentant about it."

"What!" screeched Agatha. "Have you charged him?"

"It's up to you. But for a schoolboy trick? And have your deception come out in court?"

"But if he did that to me, maybe he did it to the other gardens. What was his reason for switching those labels?"

"He said he went out for a long walk because he couldn't sleep. He turned along Lilac Lane. As he passed your house, he saw the truck outside leaving. Wondering if it might be a burglary, because it was dawn and no one was about, he started to go up to the front door. He heard voices from the back garden and went to the side path and listened. He heard someone say, "So now we can go and get a bit of sleep. When do the people start coming?""

"Roy," breathed Agatha.

"And then your voice saying, "Not till ten. How do I tell them what flowers are what? I don't want to be exposed as a cheat." And then Roy here replying, "Labels tied on all of them, nicely faded and weathered, but legible. You just bend down and read." So he thought he would pay you back for 'meddling in his life', as he put it, by switching the labels. He went down the lane a little and sat by the hedge and waited until the house became quiet. Then he went into the garden and moved all the labels around. I still can't think him guilty of anything else. He seems to me typical of a certain type of Oxford University student, boorish and somewhat sulky."

"Damn him," muttered Agatha. "I would look a fool if this ever came to court."

"Thought I'd let you know," said Bill.

"How did the funeral go?" asked James. "You did go to it, didn't you?"

"Yes, I was there at the crematorium. Very sad. Only me and two other detectives and Beth and John."

"Some of us from the village should have gone," said Agatha, suddenly conscience-stricken because all at once it was hard to think of the Mary who had been exposed since her death. She could only remember Mary's warmth and charm. Agatha suddenly became more determined than ever to see what she could do about solving Mary's murder. Whatever Mary had been, she had not deserved such a death.