As Easy as Murder

Eleven

For most people, the day that the circus leaves town is a metaphor for anti-climax. Not for Tom and me, though, not that day. We were high as kites, both of us. He’d shown the courage to be certain of the outcome. I hadn’t: for all the confidence I’d expressed to Ellie after the third round, the closer Jonny had come to the finish, the more scared I’d become, the more fatalistic, anticipating the moment when his luck would change or he’d overreach himself and we’d all waken from the dream. Yes, I had been weak in my faith. But maybe it wasn’t as simple as that: maybe I’d simply been conditioned to assume that the worst would happen by too many not-so-happy endings in my life.

When it didn’t, when the fan stayed shit-free, I was more elated than I’d been in almost eleven years, since the day that Tom was born. Finally, something had worked out the way it was meant to.

I slung an arm around my son’s ever-rising, ever-thickening, shoulders. ‘Home, kid?’ I suggested.

He nodded. ‘Yeah. There’s a Barca game on TV tonight. Jonny was going to take me to dinner with you, but I told him I want to watch it in Esculapi. Is that all right?’ Six months before I’d probably have told him no, that he had to come with us. But his pals would be there, and his faithful hound, and I’d already decided that however big a cheque Jonny was banking, I’d bypass elBulli in favour of Can Roura, in the square. There was something else too; while he was young and while I was filling in for his mum in a way, Jonny was nonetheless a man, and it was a couple of years since I’d been out with one of those on a twosome.

‘Sure,’ I said, and then the thought of Can Roura reminded me of something else. ‘Hey, what about Uche?’ I exclaimed. ‘Isn’t he supposed to be moving into his studio tonight?’

‘No,’ Tom replied. ‘He asked me to tell you to let Joan know that he’s going to leave it until tomorrow. He’s going to have dinner with his dad tonight.’

‘That’s nice for them. Hey,’ I chuckled, nudging him, ‘I wonder if he really is a prince.’

Before he could react, my mobile sounded again; I imagined that it would be a PS from Ellie, so I didn’t even glance at the screen. If I had done I’d have known that it was Susie calling, the official widow Blackstone. ‘I’ve just seen you on telly,’ she exclaimed, without preamble. ‘Imagine, our Jonny the champ. He’s turned into a good-lookin’ boy, Primavera. And was that Tom, carrying his board?’

‘Yes to all of that,’ I declared. ‘Fantastic, isn’t it?’

‘Absolutely. Is his mum not there? I assumed she’d be basking in it.’ Her tone suggested that Ellie’s feelings for Susie were reciprocated. I didn’t remark upon it, though; I simply explained the reasons for her absence.

‘Poor cow,’ she muttered. ‘I know. .’ she continued, then stopped.

‘What?’ I demanded.

‘Nothing.’

‘Don’t bullshit me, Susie,’ I warned. ‘What were you going to say?’

She sighed. ‘That I know how she feels. I’ve got a wee health issue myself.’

I turned away from Tom so he couldn’t see my frown. ‘How wee?’

‘It’s nothing,’ she assured me. ‘I’m off my food, that’s all. My doctor took a blood sample; now he’s sending me for tests. He’s muttering about pernicious anaemia.’

I switched to nurse mode. ‘Don’t worry about it,’ I said. ‘That used to be serious, but it’s easily treated nowadays. Keep your chin up.’

‘I am. Don’t have any choice with Janet and wee Jonathan running my life.’

‘What about your love interest?’ Susie had acquired a new man a year or so before, a hedge fund dealer that she’d come across in the casino. I’d met him briefly, when I’d delivered Tom for his annual bonding visit with his half-siblings, and had been well under-impressed. I hadn’t told her that, though, and so her response took me by surprise.

‘Duncan? History. He was starting to behave as if he was the kids’ dad, and I wasn’t having that. So you’ll be pleased to hear that I’ve binned him.’ I was about to protest, insincerely, but she cut me off. ‘No, don’t deny it,’ she went on. ‘I could tell from your eyes that you didn’t like him. You’ve never learned to fake anything, my dear. Maybe that’s why you’re still single.’ She paused. ‘Or. . what about Father G?’

‘Now Brother G, and staying in Ireland.’

‘And are you devastated?’

‘Who? Me? No.’

‘Fine. You’ll find him, eventually.’

‘Find who?’

‘The man of your dreams. I had one of my own about you the other night; you were fixed up in it.’

I listened for sounds of suppressed chuckles, but heard none. ‘Do tell. What was he like?’

‘Big bloke, greying hair, grey beard. I didn’t really get a good look at him.’

‘Was he wearing a red suit and driving a sleigh pulled by reindeer?’

‘Hah! Mock me if you will, but I’m becoming fey in my middle age. That’s why. .’ She stopped, again.

‘What?’

‘Nothing, and this time I really mean it. Love to Tom, and Jonny. I’m off.’

I stared at my silent phone as if I expected a Santa Claus lookalike to appear on the screen. But he didn’t, only my wallpaper, an image of Charlie on the beach. I turned back to my son. ‘Sorry,’ I told him. ‘Susie Mum sends her love.’

‘That’s nice. He’s an emir,’ he declared, solemnly.

‘Who is?’ Susie’s fey dream had erased our previous conversation.

‘Uche’s dad,’ he said, patiently. ‘Uche says that’s the same as a prince. He doesn’t have a palace, though, just a big house in Lagos. He’s very rich. He has an oil company, and he exports tobacco and clothes and all sorts of stuff.’

‘Does he now? It’s a pity about Uche’s mother. Does Uche talk about her?’

‘No. I asked him about her, but he said she’s dead, that’s all. I don’t think he likes to talk about her. I understand that.’

That surprised me. ‘You like to talk about your dad,’ I pointed out.

‘Only to people I know really well. I never talk about him with anybody else.’

I hadn’t appreciated that; or maybe I simply hadn’t noticed it. With me, the subject is usually off limits, absolutely when Tom’s around, and all my friends know that. All my friends, including Shirley Gash. She was bearing down on us, coming from the general direction of the clubhouse. And she wasn’t smiling.

‘What have you done with him?’ she demanded.

‘Done with who?’ I replied, ungrammatically.

‘Patterson,’ she barked. ‘Who else? Where the fuck did the two of you go?’

This was not Shirley-like behaviour and Tom did not take to it at all. I felt his shoulders tense under my arm, and he seemed to grow an inch or so taller. I gave him a little squeeze, to restrain him; the lioness and her cub, roles reversed.

Not that I was best pleased either; astonished, and instantly irked. ‘Would you calm down, woman,’ I told her sternly. ‘And don’t use that language around my son. Now what are you talking about? Why should I have done anything with him?’

‘You went off together, didn’t you?’ she challenged, her chin stuck out.

I stared at her. ‘Don’t be bloody daft,’ I exclaimed, barely stopping myself from shouting, and forgetting my own interdict about language.

‘Come on! We were up on that stand, the three of us; I turned round and you two had buggered off!’

As soon as I recalled the scene, I could see where she was coming from. ‘Yes,’ I countered, fiercely, ‘but not together. I had a phone call; I got down from the stand to take it, then I had to leave in a hurry. But Patterson had gone by that time. You were so wrapped up in ogling golfers that you didn’t notice, so don’t get on to me if you can’t keep track of your bloke. Okay!’

I knew that it was anxiety as much as anger that had made her snap at me, so I wasn’t surprised when her face crumpled and she seemed to fold in on herself. It wasn’t a pretty sight; I’d never seen her looking so old.

‘Hey,’ I said, friend and counsellor once more, ‘what’s this? Don’t panic, Shirl; everything has an explanation. Have you looked for him?’

I had to wait for her to blow her nose on a tissue before she answered. ‘I’ve been looking for both of you ever since. I thought. . I thought all sorts of things, but mostly that you’d gone off to follow the golf on your own, ’cos I would have held you back, being old and slow. I looked for you all over the bloody course, then when Jonny started I went back to his match, but you weren’t there. .’

‘That’s right,’ Tom confirmed. ‘She asked me from across the rope, at the third hole, if I’d seen you. I told her I hadn’t. I was worried too, Mum,’ he added. I hadn’t considered that possibility: bad mother.

‘I’m sorry, love,’ I said contritely. ‘I should have taken time to tell you before I left.’

‘Why did you go?’ The question came in stereo, from him and Shirley, simultaneously.

‘Someone needed my help,’ I told them, ‘but that’s not important. Tell me where else you’ve looked.’

‘In the clubhouse,’ Shirl replied, ‘in the tent with all the clothing and golf club stands, in the bars, everywhere save the gents’ bogs. I looked in the car park too, and when I couldn’t see your jeep anywhere, I thought. . Well, I won’t tell you what went through my mind.’

No, you’d bloody well better not, the guy’s twenty-five years older than me, went through mine, but I let it stay there.

‘You didn’t look hard enough,’ I retorted. ‘My jeep never left. Your imagination was probably running so wild by then, you didn’t want to see it.’ Actually I’d parked it alongside a big Callaway truck to catch some shade through the day, so it wasn’t a surprise that she’d missed it. ‘What about your car?’ I asked, although I was sure that I’d seen it when Alex and Jorge had dropped me off.

‘Still there,’ she confirmed. ‘I looked for that too.’

‘Then on the face of it, he should still be here. Phone him,’ I instructed.

She took out her mobile and obeyed. I watched, and saw hope go quickly from her eyes. ‘Straight to voicemail,’ she murmured.

I frowned, then turned to my son. ‘Tom, I want you to do something for me. Go to the emergency medical centre. You know where that is?’

‘Sure, beside the bar tent.’

‘Good. When you get there, ask whether they’ve treated an English gentleman for anything. You know Mr Cowling, so describe him, and say that he was wearing grey trousers and a blue blazer with gold buttons. Then meet us back at the clubhouse, in front.’

‘Why are we going there?’ Shirl asked.

‘To check the gents’ toilets, or have them checked for us.’

We did, courtesy of the club manager, who despatched a bag boy to look for a locked cubicle with an unresponsive customer inside, but came up blank.

‘He’s gone,’ Shirley wailed, as Tom reappeared, shaking his head.

‘Come on, girl,’ I cajoled her, ‘hold yourself together.’

‘How can I? He’s fucked off and left me. He’s been taking the piss, Primavera, all this time.’

I had to admit, if only to myself, that the same possibility was beginning to gain ground in my list of possible causes for Patterson’s absence. ‘If he has gone,’ I asked nobody in particular, ‘how has he done it? Let’s assume that he isn’t hiding among the trees waiting for it to get dark.’

‘But what if he is? What if he’s had an accident? There are snakes here, Primavera.’ My robust pal was verging on hysteria. I didn’t want to call out the National Guard, but. .

‘He was wearing nice sensible shoes, so forget the vipers,’ I said. ‘Let’s try to answer my last question.’

‘He could have got a taxi,’ Tom pointed out.

‘Are there taxis here?’

‘A lot. Some of the players and most of the caddies use them to get back to their hotels, and the crowd do as well.’

‘Then let’s see if we can find some.’

‘I’ll show you where they are.’

He led us to a compound, alongside the spectator car park. I hadn’t noticed it until that moment. Most of the crowd had gone, but there were still plenty of people around, tournament staff, media and as Tom had said, competitors and their aides. There were a dozen cabs in a line waiting to be picked up. As we approached I saw Lena, Lars and their kids sliding into one, then being driven off.

The lead driver in the rank beamed at me expectantly as we approached. ‘Sorry,’ I said, wiping the smile away with a word. ‘I need your help,’ I continued, in Castellano, then switched to Catalan, knowing that Shirley doesn’t speak a word. ‘My friend here may have been robbed. Earlier on today she met an Englishman, a middle-aged man, in the shopping tent. He said he was on his own, like her, and a fan of golf as she is. He was very nice, very plausible, they talked and they had a drink together, on the clubhouse terrace. After a while, he asked her if she would like to have lunch with him. She said she would, he went to book a table and he never came back. It was some time before she looked in her bag, but when she did she found that her money was gone, and her credit cards and some very valuable rings that she had taken off because her fingers were puffy in the heat. We’ve spoken to the police; they said “Tough” as they do. Our only hope is that he might have used a cab to get away. Can you help us. Did he?’

The further I got into my story the darker the driver’s expression grew. Why did I lay it on? Simples, as that meerkat used to say. If I’d told him that Shirley’s boyfriend had done a runner, had second thoughts and buggered off, there was a better than even chance, no, much better than even, that I’d have run into the male solidarity thing. But show him a woman robbed, rather than a woman wronged, and by an Englishman at that. .

Perhaps I’m doing the man an injustice; perhaps he’d have helped us anyway, but I’ve lived in Spain for long enough to know that for those of a certain age, as he was, it’s still a male-dominated society. I described Patterson in detail, from his immaculate brown coiffeur to his sensible shoes.

‘Hold on,’ he growled. ‘I’ll ask around.’ He waved his fellow drivers to him and they went into conference. When they were done, he turned back to me, and shook his head. ‘None of us picked him up,’ he said. National Guard it is, then, I was thinking, when he added, ‘But hold on, I’ll get on the radio and check the other guys.’

He got into his cab. I watched him reach for a small hand mike on a wire and speak into it, then wait. Within no more than half a minute he was speaking again, then nodding, his eyes brighter and more alert. When his CB exchange was over, he climbed out. ‘Yes,’ he announced. ‘The guy who left a minute or two ago, with a couple and their kids, he says he picked up a man just like that, five, maybe six hours ago. Is that time about right?’

‘Spot on. Does he remember where he dropped him?’

‘Sure. The airport; Girona Airport. He thought it was unusual, because the guy had no luggage at all, not even a small bag.’

I whistled. ‘So he’s well gone.’

‘For sure. Your friend will never see her rings again, and she’d better cancel her cards.’ He looked at Shirley. ‘I’m sorry, lady,’ he said, in English. ‘You’ve been done.’

The same thought had occurred to her, even without the elaboration of my cover story, for she burst into tears.

I gave the guy a twenty; he refused at first, but I insisted. It was only right, since I’d deceived him a little. I hustled Shirley away, waiting until she’d composed herself before giving her the full story.

‘The airport,’ she repeated. ‘But that’s crazy. He didn’t bring his passport. I know that for sure, I saw it on the dressing table this morning. I said he should put it in my safe, and he said he would when we got back. I know he left it. But why else would he go there, if not to catch a flight?’

‘To catch the Barcelona bus,’ Tom pointed out. Of course, he’d heard the entire discussion with the cabbie, and his Catalan is better than mine.

‘There’s that,’ I agreed, ‘or maybe to hire a car. Shirl, do you know whether he had his driving licence on him?’

She nodded. ‘Yes, I told him he should carry it all the time, in case he was ever asked for ID with a credit card. But only the plastic bit, not the paper licence, and you need both to hire a car, don’t you?’

‘Technically,’ I agreed, ‘but they don’t usually bother with the counterpart here.’ I considered our tactics. ‘You go home,’ I said eventually, ‘just in case there’s a bizarre but innocent explanation for all this and he’s sitting there waiting for you. He does have a key, doesn’t he?’

‘Of course.’ She gasped. ‘And he knows the safe combination. What if-’

‘Stop it!’ I commanded. ‘We’re miles away from there yet. He was a nice man at breakfast-time and chances are he still is. I repeat, you go home; we’ll head for the airport and check out the car rental desks.’

‘And the ticket office for the buses,’ Tom added, helpfully.

‘That’s right,’ I nodded. ‘There too, if we have to. We’ll call you if we have anything to report.’

Shirley was still badly shaken, but I judged. . or maybe I hoped. . that she was fit to drive. She was okay at least as far as the airport exit on the autopista, for I followed her there, before I turned off. The terminal building at Girona Airport has almost disappeared within a small city of multi-storey car parks. Local knowledge led me to pick the oldest, even if the walk was a little further. As we entered the concourse, it occurred to me that I might have a wait on my hands, but we struck it lucky. There was an early evening lull in flight arrivals and there were no queues at any of the car hire windows.

Judging that the staff might not part with customer information just for the asking, I had another cover story worked out. My father, Mr Patterson Cowling, had been due to arrive that afternoon and had planned to hire a car for a business trip. He was a sales representative, so I had no clear idea of his route; a family emergency had arisen, his mobile was down and I had to get in touch with him. Had they supplied him with a car and, if so, what was the drop-off point? If I knew that, I might be able to contact him there.

I spun them the yarn, wearing my most anxious expression. Hertz were sympathetic, but hadn’t rented a car to anyone of that name. Avis tried even harder, but neither had they. Nor had Europcar. It was only when I got to the last window, that of a local outfit called Bettamotos, that I ran into a spirit of total non-cooperation.

The guy at the desk was forty-something, with bad skin, bad breath and a bad attitude. He must have been practising obduracy all his life. He let me finish my tale and then shook his head, very slowly. ‘No,’ he said, with a virtual line drawn under it.

‘No he didn’t, or no you can’t tell me?’

‘We do not give customer information.’

‘But it’s an emergency,’ I pleaded, not altogether a lie.

‘We do not give customer information.’

‘Does that mean that he is your customer, but you’re not going to tell me?’

‘I’m not saying that at all. We don’t give customer information, is all.’

I gave him my best blonde smile. ‘Not even to me?’

‘No chance.’

I withdrew the smile. ‘One last chance,’ I offered instead.

‘Or you’ll do what?’ he sneered.

‘This.’ I took out my mobile, and held it up for him to see. ‘Call me Aladdin,’ I said, ‘and consider this a magic lamp. I am now going to summon the genie.’ Beside me, Tom chuckled.

I keyed Alex’s number. He answered straight away. ‘Primavera, I was-’

That could wait. ‘Where are you?’

‘At the Novotel, in Christine McGuigan’s room.’

‘Good. I’ve got a problem, and now I need your help. With everything else that’s on your plate I didn’t want to bother you, but I have no choice. Remember a couple of days ago, I promised to keep an eye on Patterson Cowling and let you know if anything odd happened around him?’

‘Yes, although we both knew you didn’t really mean it.’

‘Maybe so, but this is my first report. He’s disappeared.’

‘What?’

‘From the golf tournament, in broad daylight, without a word to Shirley, or me. So far I’ve established that he took a taxi to the airport; that’s where I am now. I know he couldn’t have caught a flight. . no passport-’

It was his turn to cut me off. ‘Could he have been taken?’

‘It’s not likely. He was alone in the taxi. I’m trying to find out whether he hired a car, but there’s a difficulty. There’s a roadblock at a thing called Bettamotos.’

‘Wait there.’ The line went dead. I waited for a minute or so, then stepped back to the desk.

‘Where’s your genie, Aladdin?’ the clerk chuckled. ‘Your lamp not working?’

‘It takes a few minutes to heat up. Oh, I should have warned you; he’s very bad-tempered after I’ve wakened him.’

He looked at me as if I was nuts. I let him go on believing that for a little longer, until a Mossos d’Esquadra vehicle pulled up in the bus bay outside.

‘That’s him,’ I said.

Alex came through the door, nodded to Tom and me and leaned over the desk. ‘I know you, don’t I?’ he murmured. ‘Antonio Santos, ex Guardia Civil, Figueras.’ The man nodded. ‘Okay, Antonio: did you rent a car today to an English gentleman, Mr Cowling?’

He didn’t yield at once; instead he folded his arms, and repeated his mantra. ‘We do not give-’

‘Sure, I know,’ Alex snapped. ‘Customer information is confidential. But not from me. This is now a police matter. Yes, you could make me get a court order, but I don’t need one to pull every one of your company’s cars off the road for inspection, and you know how long that can take. Piss me about on this and that will happen. If it does I’ll make sure your bosses know why.’

Antonio sighed. He also shot me a look full of bluster and ‘If I ever see you on a dark night’ threats. Alex saw it too. ‘Friend,’ he said quietly, ‘this lady works for me, undercover. If she says I should arrest you, I’ll do it in a heartbeat.’

‘Yes,’ the clerk snapped. ‘Okay, he did, this man. I rented him a Seat Ibiza, white, just before one o’clock.’ He scribbled on a scrap of paper and handed it to Alex. ‘That’s the number.’

‘How long was the hire?’

‘A week.’

‘Where’s the drop-off? Which of your depots?’

Antonio shook his head. ‘This one. He’ll bring it back here.’

‘And you believed that?’ Alex snorted. ‘Let me see the paperwork.’ The man stared at his desk. ‘The paperwork!’ he repeated.

‘There is none,’ he murmured. ‘Cash deal.’

‘Jesus!’ He looked at the number. ‘This car’s at least four years old,’ he pointed out. ‘I’ll bet it’s a piece of shit, the oldest on your lot, the one that never gets rented out.’ He smiled. ‘I get it. You pocket the money, he brings it back and nobody’s ever the wiser. Or possibly he doesn’t bring it back. Do you care if he doesn’t? No. You report it stolen from the lot, and the company collects the insurance, more than the thing is worth.’ He looked up at the sign. ‘Who owns this outfit?’ he asked. ‘Tell me, now; don’t make me find out.’

‘My brother-in-law.’ It was a whisper, as if he feared being overheard.

Alex laughed. ‘Then you give him a piece of advice from me, and you take it too, ex-cop. From now on, you drive straight. Understood?’

‘Yes. Okay; now let me alone, huh?’

Alex turned away, and Tom and I followed, leaving Antonio to enjoy what was left of his day.

‘He’s in the wind, your mysterious friend,’ he murmured. ‘You know that, don’t you? They’ll never see that car again. Why would he do that, Primavera, why?’

‘I have no idea,’ I told him, honestly. ‘I can’t imagine that it had anything to do with Shirley, but who knows for sure.’

‘So where do I start looking?’

‘Why should you?’ I asked. ‘He hasn’t broken any laws. You have no grounds for starting a manhunt. Alex, you’re under enough pressure as it is without piling more on to yourself.’

‘The dead man in the forest connects to him,’ he pointed out.

‘So what? Not nearly as much as he connects to Christine McGuigan, and she and Patterson don’t relate at all.’

‘True,’ he conceded. ‘So you’re saying that I should simply forget about him?’

‘Yes.’ I paused. ‘But I’m not saying that I will. He’s left my friend in the lurch, knocked ten bells out of her emotionally, and I don’t take kindly to that. For her sake, okay and for my own curiosity, I’d like to find him and ask what the hell he’s playing at.’

‘That brings me back to my question, more or less. Where do you start looking?’

‘Close to home: his, that is. The only thing that he told me about himself, directly, is that he has two daughters, so that’s where I’ll begin.’

‘Okay,’ he said. ‘You do that, if you want. You’re right, of course; if I were to make his disappearance an official matter I’d be carrying even more heat, and I’m in danger of melting as it is. One condition, though; if you turn up anything that makes it my business, you tell me, straight away.’

‘Sure.’ I grinned at him. ‘I know I’m not really working undercover.’

‘I wish you were; I could use you. I suppose you want to know about McGuigan.’

I glanced, quickly, in my son’s direction. ‘Not at this moment, no.’

He took my meaning. ‘Then maybe I’ll call you tomorrow. You get on home now. So long, Tom.’

We did as he suggested, but with a detour along the way. I knew it might delay my dinner date, but I felt that I had to do it. Rather than drive up to Shirley’s place and press the buzzer, I called her as we approached and the big jail-sized gate was open when we arrived for us to drive in.

‘I’ll stay in the car, Mum,’ Tom said as I unbuckled my belt.

I smiled, for I knew what he was doing: giving Shirl and me room for frank girl talk, but also making sure I didn’t stay too long. Game time was looming and he was clock-watching.

She was waiting for me at the front door. She’d been crying, again: I felt sorry for her and, simultaneously, angry for her, and furious with the guy who was giving her such grief. ‘He’s been here,’ she said, as we walked through to her living area. ‘He’s packed his things, or most of them, taken his passport and he’s gone.’

‘Have you checked the safe?’ I asked, sharply.

‘Yes, nothing missing apart from a box of bonds he kept in there. It’s a bugger; I felt guilty doing it.’

‘YOU felt guilty?’ I exclaimed. ‘You poor love. When I find him he’ll know what bloody guilt is.’

She slumped into an armchair, round-shouldered, make-up smeared, looking worn and defeated. ‘Find him?’ she repeated. ‘No point in that, Primavera. He’s voted with his feet, hasn’t he, and who can blame him? Look at me, a self-indulgent old woman throwing myself at him.’

I gasped. ‘You know, you do talk a load of old bollocks sometimes. You are Shirley Gash, the queen of L’Escala, the strongest woman I know, and one of the most attractive. Snap out of it and put this thing in perspective. If this man has run away from you, it’s not because he’s rejecting you, that’s for bloody sure.’

‘But he left me a note,’ she wailed. She pointed to her massive oak dining table. ‘And the house keys.’ I looked; they were lying there, a big bunch that included the zapper for the electrically opened gate.

‘Was it open when you arrived?’ I asked.

‘No, he must have used the back entrance. The door there’s on a Yale, remember.’

I did. I’ve used it myself. I went across and picked up the note. It had been scrawled on the back of an old restaurant bill, by a man in a rush, possibly in a panic, not the neat, meticulous Patterson Cowling that I’d come to know. ‘Sorry,’ I read aloud. ‘I’d hoped it would work out between us. Love, Patterson.’

‘You see? I’ve been dumped; chucked. That’s never happened to me in my life before.’

‘And it hasn’t happened now. This man’s running away from his own inadequacies, not any of yours. Come on, ’fess up. Is he any good in bed?’

She shot me a quick, girl-to-girl look. ‘I can see why you left Tom in the car.’ Her chuckle was a promising sign. ‘He’s all right, I suppose. A bit quick, maybe.’

‘Always missionary, I suppose. Car ferry sex.’

She stared at me. ‘Whatever are you talking about?’

‘You know. Roll on, roll off.’

She laughed. ‘That’s a fair description.’

‘And you put up with that?’

‘Not always,’ she murmured, coyly. ‘Sometimes I had to take things into my own hands, so to speak. Gawd, listen to me, Primavera, staring seventy in the face and here are you telling me that I’m a nympho.’

‘I’m telling you no such bloody thing. I’m reminding you that women are entitled to expect as much from sex as men are. If Patterson’s done a runner because he couldn’t handle you getting on top, that reflects on him, not you. And by the way, you are not staring seventy in the face, you can barely see it in the distance; you’re still looking over your shoulder at sixty. Nice man, but if that’s the way he was, write him off to experience and find yourself someone with a bit more energy.’

‘A bit more stay up and go?’ she tittered.

‘You get my drift.’

‘A bit younger?’

‘No reason why not.’

‘Even someone half my age?’ I’d seen that cunning gleam in her eye before. I knew then that she was turning back into Shirley, even if I wasn’t going to where she was leading me.

‘That would be pushing it,’ I said, firmly. ‘But that does remind me; I’m having a celebration dinner with my nephew. .’

‘Oz’s nephew.’

‘Our nephew, my son’s cousin.’

‘Tongues are wagging already, you know.’

‘Any that wag within my hearing will be torn out, and you can feed that to the chattering class. Now, are you going to be all right?’

She nodded, square-shouldered normality once again. ‘Yeah. No harm done, eh. Nobody died.’

Considering what I’d seen earlier that afternoon, she could have chosen a better phrase. I shuddered, slightly, but she didn’t notice.

‘You’re not really going to try and find him are you?’ she continued.

‘Yes, I am. To satisfy my own curiosity, if nothing else. You probably did shag the poor man out of town, but you know me, Bloodhound Blackstone; when I get a scent in my nostrils, I have to follow.’

‘I know,’ she conceded. ‘Even if it gets you into terrible bloody bother as it has done often enough. Did you find anything out at the airport?’

‘Yup. He did hire a car, and we know now that he used it to come here and pick up his stuff. There’s every chance that as we speak he’s back at Girona, or some other airport, about to board a flight, or he’s driving north, from whence he came. As soon as I know for sure, I’ll be happy.’

‘And what will you do then?’

I hadn’t thought that far ahead, but the answer wasn’t hard to find. ‘If I can, I’ll speak to him, or if not, I’ll get a message to him suggesting that he owes you a better apology than what’s in that bloody note.’

‘Fair enough.’ She stood up, straight-backed, clear-eyed and smiling. ‘Go on then, woman; off home and doll yourself up for your date with Oz’s dishy nephew, and don’t be having him for dessert.’