Bestiary

CHAPTER TWENTY

Carter didn’t know who needed it more — Del or himself — but a few solid hours of hiking in the Santa Monica Mountains felt like just the right ticket.

Although they’d both always enjoyed going out on digs in remote places all over the world, Del was the one who couldn’t abide city living. When he wasn’t cooped up in a lecture hall or delivering a paper to a symposium somewhere, Del was out in the woods, hunting, fishing, bird-watching. He had a separate meat freezer up in Tacoma, just to store the meat and game he shot — sometimes with a bow and arrow — on his various expeditions.

Today, the hiking conditions were quite different — eighty-five degrees or so, with an overcast sky and only the faintest breeze.

“You’re sure you want to hike in this weather?” Carter had asked, and Del had said, “You bet!” without a moment’s pause. “If I don’t get out of this city and into a little wilderness soon, I’m going to pop my gourd.”

Carter wasn’t sure if the hiking trails up into Temescal Canyon would really qualify, but it was the closest thing he could offer. He picked up Del at the fancy Wilshire Boulevard high-rise where he was staying with his sister — she’d married a movie studio executive — and as they drove off, Del visibly shuddered. “You know they’ve got a guy there who parks your car for you? And another one who brings up your groceries? And a concierge — a concierge! — to take your deliveries and your dry cleaning?”

“I bet the place is even air-conditioned,” Carter said with a smile.

“Damn straight it is,” Del replied, “but I slept out on the balcony last night.”

Carter wondered what on earth Del’s brother-in-law must make of him.

As they pulled into the canyon parking area, Carter was glad to see just a few other vehicles — a Pontiac, a couple of SUVs, a private patrol car — parked there. Del wouldn’t go for lots of people blocking the trails, and, frankly, neither would he. He wasn’t crazy about getting stuck, as he had recently, behind a bunch of teenagers, bopping along to their iPods and swigging from cans of Red Bull. He paid five bucks for the parking pass, and as he stuck it on his dashboard, Del shook his head sadly.

“You have to pay just to leave your car here?” he said. “Up in Washington, we pull it off the road and go.” He slung his nylon backpack onto his shoulder. “How do you stand it, Bones?”

“It’s called civilization,” Carter said, “and I made my peace with it long ago.”

Carter grabbed his own pack, which held nothing more than some Gatorade, some sunscreen, his wallet, and his keys, and they headed off across the picnic area, then up onto the trail. Carter went first, and he could hear Del taking deep breaths behind him, savoring the fresh air and the tang of the dry sage scrub. They crossed a narrow wooden footbridge over a trickling stream, and Del said, “Hardly needs a bridge, does it?”

“This is L.A.,” Carter said. “Be glad there’s no toll.”

But with every step that they climbed up into the hills, L.A. fell farther and farther away. For once, you heard no car horns, you saw no gas stations or 7-Elevens or Burger Kings. You weren’t looking over your shoulder, or into your rearview mirror, for what was coming up fast behind you. The Santa Monica Mountains, which pretty much bifurcated the sprawling city of Los Angeles, formed the largest urban wilderness in the country, and even Carter found it a necessary tonic. Ever since he’d moved west, he’d been poking around, every chance he got, into the various recreation areas and mountain trails. La Jolla Canyon. Escondido. Santa Ynez. The Circle X Ranch Grotto. Bronson Canyon. Zuma. Saddle Peak. There were dozens of places, some just minutes away, where you could get off the urban grid and, with a pair of sneakers and a bottle of water, get back into nature and leave your city troubles behind you. Right now, Carter had plenty of city troubles to leave behind.

He seldom went more than an hour or two without remembering Geronimo’s tar-covered corpse or his strangely comprehending dead stare.

“Say,” Del asked, as they paused to let a gray quail and her chicks skitter across the trail, “did they ever get a name for that guy who fell into the pit?”

“Yes, they did. It was William Blackhawk Smith.”

“They say what tribe he was from?”

“Chumash.”

“Not many of them left.”

And now, Carter thought, there’s one less.

They continued up the trail, Carter mulling over, despite himself, the events of the past couple days. After the body had been recovered, the medical examiner had immediately claimed it. But in order to avoid the protestors still holding their vigil out front, it had been zipped up into a body bag, loaded onto a canvas stretcher, and spirited out the back gate of the museum grounds at dusk.

As for the bones of the La Brea Man, Carter had managed to keep a lid on the latest discovery there — only he and Del knew that the man had been clutching something, something precious or important to him, in the moments before his death. While everyone in Pit 91 was focused on the dangling corpse of William Blackhawk Smith, Del had quickly removed what tar he could from the mysterious object, and then slathered the whole thing with the same plaster of paris that was now covering the rest of the bones. Carter was very grateful that he had. If word of this development had gotten out, Gunderson, who never learned his lesson, would have probably issued another press release.

“The trail marker said there was a waterfall a couple of miles up,” Del said.

“Sometimes it’s running,” Carter replied, “but these days it might be dry.”

“I’ll take my chances,” Del said. “Anything beats being down in the pit on a day like this.”

Way up ahead, Carter saw a young couple — a Hispanic guy and a blonde girl in shorts that said JUICY across the backside — sauntering up the path. The trail was wider than usual here, and the boy was holding her hand. Carter remembered hiking in Scotland once with Beth, and taking her hand as they stood on a rocky crag. She’d called him Heathcliff and he’d called her Cathy, “my wild, sweet Cathy,” for the rest of the trip.

This lower portion of the trail occasionally veered close to a service road, so you couldn’t help but see the occasional ranger truck, or even an outbuilding or two, through the trees and brush. Carter wanted to get higher up, and further in, and he suspected that Del felt the same way. Even when they looked up into the hills, you could still see the back of a house, poking out here and there, on the side of a neighboring slope. Putting his head down, he started to climb higher and more deliberately, quickly passing the hand-holders and, at the first fork, taking the steeper and more roundabout path that led to the falls. Behind him, he could hear Del marching along, and every so often calling out a sighting.

“Yellow warblers at three o’clock. Orioles in the sycamore you’re just passing.”

Carter, not wanting to break his stride, would catch a quick glimpse and move on.

“Poison oak on the side of the trail. Veer to the left.”

Carter knew a fair amount about flora and fauna, but Del, he knew, was a walking omnibus. There wasn’t a bird or a plant or a critter that Del couldn’t spot at a hundred paces, and reel off everything about it from its common name to its scientifically accurate title. He could tell you what trees grew where, what birds nested in them, which nuts and berries were edible, which ones would kill you. Once, Del had been bitten by an adult rattler out west — two hours’ drive from the nearest hospital — and he’d lived to tell the tale. He still had the scar on his thigh to prove it.

“Now that’s what I call a fixer-upper,” Del said as they came up on an abandoned and boarded-up shack nearly hidden by the trees. Carter heard him leaving the trail to explore it. “You think I could afford it?” Del called out.

Carter pulled his water bottle out of his backpack, took a couple of swallows, then joined Del. The place looked like something from one of the Grimm Brothers fairy tales, with dilapidated wooden walls, a broken-down porch, splintered boards crisscrossing the window. Del stood in the shade and gathered his long white hair into a tight knot that he then bound with a thick rubber band.

“Doesn’t look like it was ever a ranger station or anything like that,” Del said. “It’s just too damn peculiar.”

Carter read the fairly predictable graffiti on the boards. SM LOVES MJ, with a heart around the initials. THE SAND-MAN RULES! (Whatever that meant.) A backwards swastika. (Like most young, would-be Nazis, this one was too dumb to get the symbol right.) In the shadows within, all he could see were cobwebbed rafters and the frame of an old wooden rocking chair.

That was rocking.

Carter lifted his shades and peered in more closely. Now he could see more — a filthy mattress off in the corner, a glass and a pewter plate beside it. A dusty lantern hung from a nail. But there was no one inside.

“You thinking of making an offer?” Del said. “’Cause I saw it first.”

“No, it’s all yours,” Carter said, still scanning the single small room. “But I think it might be occupied.” The chair had stopped rocking, and was now as still and deserted as everything else.

“Occupied by what?” Del said, stepping up next to Carter and looking into the gloomy interior. “I don’t see anything.” He moved to his left and examined the rusted lock and chain that hung from the hasp. “Guess we’ll have to call the real estate agent if we want to take the tour.”

“Guess so,” Carter said, moving away from the window. He didn’t know why exactly, but he didn’t want to hang around here anymore. He wanted to get back out of the shade and into the sunlight — even the hazy sun that was all the day had to offer.

“A waterfall sounds good right about now,” Del said.

“Don’t get your hopes up,” Carter said as he waded through the tall grass and back onto the trail.

The ascent was steeper from here on up, and though it was a joke compared to the real wilderness climbs that Carter and Del had made, you still had to watch where you were going. The trail had rocks and roots and sudden declivities, and every once in a while there was a story on the evening news about somebody who’d been bitten by a snake or even — though this was extremely rare — attacked by a hungry mountain lion. Thinking back to Central Park in New York, Carter remembered plenty of mugging stories, but no mountain lions or rattlers.

Most of the time, they had a ravine on their left, with a slow-running brook spilling over mossy stones. Carter was encouraged to see that, even if it wasn’t much, there was actually some water still running in it. Maybe they would find the waterfall operational, after all. Only one other person had passed them coming down the trail — a wiry guy using a ski pole as a walking stick, who’d said something in German. Otherwise, the day was so hot and muggy, the sky so overcast, that everybody must have gone to the beach or the movies.

Carter plowed ahead, and gradually the sound of the water running in the brook began to increase. A good sign. The path wound through shady patches of overhanging trees, oaks and sycamores, and then into open stretches of hot dusty soil, where the canyon suddenly rose up on both sides, its flanks covered with scrub and chaparral and clumps of yellow wildflowers. The air was scented with dry mesquite and sage and, alarmingly… smoke.

Carter stopped and, shielding his eyes with one hand, looked across the canyon. He couldn’t see any flames or even any smoke, but if he listened carefully he could hear what sounded like a helicopter’s blades.

“A brush fire?” Del said, drawing up beside him.

“Sounds like a chopper—”

“Or an airborne tanker.”

“Yeah, on the other side of that rise.”

They stood silently on the open trail, waiting. “Everything’s so dry this season,” Carter said.

Del, nodding, said, “Perfect conditions for a catastrophe.”

After a minute or two, and without another word, they pushed on, the trail reentering a heavily shaded stretch. Up ahead, they could hear the promising sound of falling water. The year before had been a wet one, and the runoff must still have been sufficient. Carter ducked his head to avoid an overhanging branch. A pair of lizards skittered across the trail, their long blue tails shining.

About a hundred yards up, there was a cool, shady clearing, and a narrow little footbridge across the now rushing stream. But what Carter saw was confusing. That girl, the blonde one in the Juicy shorts, was sitting on the ground, with her legs splayed out in front of her. Her boyfriend was hanging his head over the rail, spitting, or vomiting, into the brook below.

Carter’s first thought was, How’d these two kids get up here ahead of him? And then he remembered that there was a shorter, more direct trail, which they must have taken.

His second thought was more worrisome. Standing in the shadows, closer to the rock face where Carter could now see a torrent of clear water racing down a gorge and spilling under the footbridge, was a big man with light blond hair, cropped short in the military style. He was smiling broadly and brandishing a wooden staff. He said something Carter couldn’t hear, and another man, whom Carter hadn’t seen, stepped out from behind a tree. The second man answered, and they both laughed.

The girl, looking dazed, just sat there.

Instinctively, Carter crouched down, and when he turned to warn Del, he could see that Del had already moved off the trail and into the shade and had his own finger to his lips.

Something was very wrong with this picture… and Carter wanted to know more before he gave himself away.

The man with the buzz cut sauntered over to the boy, who was spitting what was now clearly blood into the water. “Lose any teeth?” the man said, almost solicitously.

The boy shrugged, like he didn’t know, but kept his head down.

“Next time you might.”

The man turned around to face the girl. “You know better now, right?”

She didn’t answer him, either.

The other man, in a short-sleeved shirt that revealed some sort of tattoo on his forearm, picked up a fishing bag and said, “C’mon on, Stan. Let’s get going.”

But Stan didn’t look ready to leave. Stan looked as though he were just getting started.

“You’re not bad looking,” he said to the girl. “You know that, right?”

She nodded, once, barely perceptibly.

“So what are you doing with this piece of shit?”

She had no answer to that one — and by now Carter had seen enough. He glanced over at Del, who lowered his head in assent, and Carter stood up, and in a loud voice said, “Hey, it’s right here, Del! That waterfall!”

He barged into the clearing, making as much of a commotion as he could, and strode onto the little bridge, next to the Hispanic boy.

“You take a fall?” he said, putting his hand on the kid’s shoulder and steering him away from the guy named Stan. “Let me take a look at that.”

With his eyes, he swept across Stan and his tattooed partner, making damn sure they knew he knew what was up; Del emerged from the brush, holding a handy little club he must have just made.

“That’s my friend Del,” Carter announced to the two men as he took the boy over to the shaken girl. “He bats a thousand — want to try him?”

The two men exchanged a long look, and Carter dropped his backpack onto the ground. “Didn’t I hear you were leaving — Stan?”

“Nah, I like it here.” He squared off, ready to fight, when his friend grabbed his elbow and said, “What the fuck are you doing? We’re done here — let’s go.”

Del moved around behind them and took a casual, but hard, whack at some branches.

Stan stared at Carter, then pulled a pair of Ray-Bans out of his breast pocket and put them on. “Does kind of smell like shit around here.”

That was when Carter knew he’d won the standoff. He said nothing more as Stan and his pal moved back toward the trail and headed down the mountain. Carter knelt down next to the girl and said, “You okay?”

She looked up at him with watery eyes and murmured, “I guess.”

“You have a cell phone?”

She shook her head.

“They threw it in the water,” the boy said. Del was dabbing at the blood on his cut lip with a couple of leaves.

“You’re going to be fine, both of you,” Carter said. “Can you stand up?” he said to the girl. As he held her arm, she got up. “You feel able to walk down?”

She didn’t say anything, but walked over toward her boyfriend. “You okay, Luis?”

But he wouldn’t look at her.

“You okay?” she repeated, reaching out to touch him on the arm, but he pulled away.

“Just don’t touch me, okay? Just let me alone.”

Carter knew what was going on — he’d just been beaten up in front of his girl and he was in no mood to face her.

Del knew, too. “What’s your name?” he said to the girl as he drew her away and toward the trail. “I’m Del Garrison.”

“Lilly.”

“Nice to meet you, Lilly.” He guided her back to the trail, with his club still in one hand. “It’ll be a lot easier going down.”

Carter picked up his pack and led Luis in the same direction. He was slight and not very tall, and his Nike shirt was spattered with blood in front.

They walked in silence, all their eyes on the loose rocks and dirt of the trail. There was no sign of the two men who’d attacked them, and Carter had heard enough that he didn’t have to ask any questions.

Del, just to distract them, kept calling out over his shoulder what they were seeing or passing by. “That’s called a popcorn flower over on your right. And deer weed all around it. Buckwheat brush on the ground up ahead, and twining snapdragon hanging down. Golden yarrow. Purple nightshade. Silver puffs.” The list went on and on, and before long they were passing the abandoned shack. In the sky above it, a lone hawk circled slowly on the updraft.

Who had lived there? Carter wondered as they marched slowly past its boarded-up windows and padlocked door.

Only one other hiker passed them, going up the trail as they went down — a young woman in a big straw hat who gave them a very curious look — and when they got to the parking area, Carter said, “Which one is your car?”

Luis gestured at a red Trans Am with wire wheels. And four flat tires.

“Fuck!” Luis said.

“How’d they know it was yours?” Del asked.

“They didn’t,” Carter said, looking around at the other three or four cars — including his own — in the lot. All of their tires had been punctured.

“At least they’re thorough,” Del said.

“We can walk to Gelson’s,” Lilly said to Luis, who still wouldn’t even acknowledge her. “I can call my mom.”

“Maybe you should call the police first,” Carter said, “and file a report. I’ve got a cell phone in my car.”

“No!” Luis blurted out. “No fuckin’ police report.” He wheeled around and glared at Lilly. “Nothing happened — okay?”

“If you don’t call, I will,” Carter said.

Luis glared at Carter, too. “You do what you got to do. I’m out of here.”

And he marched off toward Sunset in his bloody T-shirt and his jeans… with Lilly, who turned and held up her hand in a wave to Carter and Del, in slow pursuit.

“No good deed,” Del said, “goes unpunished.”

Carter nodded.

“But let’s call Triple A first,” Del added. “I know from experience; it could take them awhile to get here.”