Big Picture: Stories

Pissing on Snakes

Laney decided to walk the remaining miles to the shitty little desert town where the shitty little police had her shitty little brother locked in a cell for drinking too much and generally being himself. She was walking because the belt on the water pump of her truck’s engine had broken. Mitch walked alongside her and his mouth was, as usual, open:

“I told you not to buy a piece of shit Japanese truck.”

Laney was a couple of yards ahead of him and she muttered, “Fuck you, you lame-ass rodeo has-been.”

“What was that?”

“I said, ‘fuck you.’” She stopped and turned to him, looking at his narrow face.

“And what else?”

“I think ‘fuck you’ about says it all.”

“You know, I didn’t have to come with you.”

She laughed and again with her back to him said, “I didn’t ask you to come. I told you to stay. I didn’t ask you to walk to town with me either. You can go back now if you want.” In her pocket she fumbled with the string she had used to measure the pump belt.

Mitch caught up with her, matched stride with her.

She looked over at him. He wasn’t a bad-looking idiot, but an idiot nonetheless and it was laughable that he considered himself to be tagging along as protection. She wasn’t sure why she had first gone out with him, much less why she had agreed to let him come along now while she bailed out her good-for-nothing brother.

“Laney, I’m sorry. Okay?”

“Sorry for what?”

Mitch looked down at his sneakers hitting the highway. “I don’t know, but I am. I don’t want to fight, that’s all. I’m really tired of the fighting.”

“Then take your stupid ass back to the truck and wait there.”

“Why do you talk like that?”

“I’m not talking like anything. Why do you hear like that?”

“Like a damn sailor.”

“Fuck you.”

“See,” Mitch said.

She glanced at him quickly, then looked back at the highway. He was too tall and too skinny and his hair was retreating, showing more of his face, a face not aging well. His mustache at least worked as cover. She took a deep breath. “Okay,” she said, “no more fighting.”

Mitch nodded. He looked behind them. “You’d think one car would go by.” He kicked his heels as he walked. “Your brother has a drinking problem.”

“He’s a low-life scum. Of course he has a drinking problem. But he’s my brother.” She sighed and rolled her head to loosen her neck. “Whatever the hell that means.”

“Can’t choose your family,” Mitch said.

“That’s true up to a point,” she said.

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Figure it out.”

The sun was on full and Laney was sweating. The dry air was stealing away the moisture and any possibility of coolness. She was thirsty. “I wish I’d brought a canteen.”

“Yeah, me too,” Mitch said, then, “I mean, I wish I’d brought one, too.”

“Christ, Mitch, calm down.” Laney couldn’t believe she had ever let this guy touch her. It wouldn’t happen again, she assured herself.

The service station was one of those no-name kind with a gravel yard. The pumps were old and dusty. It was still several miles to the town, so Laney hoped it would have the belt she needed.

No one came out as they approached the station and there was no one in the office. Laney parked her face over the water fountain and let the stream wash her forehead. The water was barely cool, but it felt good. She drank slowly, then stepped away to allow Mitch a turn. She called out, “Hello!”

Mitch stood, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. “Nobody home?”

Laney observed the belts on the far wall, narrow loops of black wrapped midlength with paper and hung on hooks. She pulled the circle of string from her pocket. “At least I can find out if they have what I need.”

Mitch stepped through the open door into the garage.

Laney pulled down a couple of belts and compared them to the loop of string. One was close enough that she believed it would work. She called to Mitch.

“What?” He stepped back into the office. “Find it?”

“I think so.”

“Good.”

“You didn’t find the attendant? Did you check the rest room?”

“No rest room,” Mitch said.

“There’s got to be one.” Laney looked at the belt in her hand. “This thing doesn’t have a price on it.”

“Can’t be more than ten bucks.”

Laney frowned at Mitch. “Well, I’m not leaving ten bucks if the damn thing only costs three ninety-five. Did you look around back?”

“Yeah, I checked during an out-of-body experience,” Mitch said.

“You don’t have to be a snot.”

Laney led the way out and around the broken-down building, pausing to look across the desert in the direction of town. Behind the station was a door marked “Wash.” Laney knocked and fell back a step.

“Go on inside,” she said to Mitch.

Mitch looked at her.

“In case he’s in the middle of something.”

“I don’t want to see him if he is,” Mitch said.

“Go on. Don’t be a baby.”

Mitch opened the door, leaned inside a bit, and came back. “Oh, fuck,” he said.

“What is it?” Laney moved forward to the doorway and saw the red-covered floor. “God. Is that blood?”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure.” Mitch turned away and let the door close.

Laney looked all around, feeling dizzy, her heart racing. She studied two derelict cars some yards away in the sage. Mitch was looking around, too.

“It’s a gas station rest room,” he said. “The blood doesn’t mean a thing.”

Laney and Mitch went back to the front of the station and into the office. A lizard on the counter startled Laney. It was then that she noticed the blood on the floor behind the desk.

“Mitch, look here.”

Mitch did and shook his head. “This is bad. We’d better call the cops.”

Laney reached for the phone and listened for a tone. She looked at Mitch and shook her head. She watched Mitch run out across the yard, past the pumps to the phone booth. He held the receiver and severed cord in the air for Laney to see before throwing it to the ground.

Laney felt exposed. Mitch walked back to her.

“What do you think?” he asked.

Laney looked at the pump belt still clutched in her fist. “We can go back and get the truck, then drive to town for the police or we can just walk to town from here. Same amount of time. Probably take longer to go to the truck and put this thing on.”

Mitch looked at the road. “I’m not sure about walking out there either way, you know?”

“It’s one or the other, Mitch. We can’t just stay here.”

“Shit.”

Laney went to the fountain and drank more water. “I say we go back to the truck.”

“Why?”

She shrugged and thought for a while, looking at the road. “No cars passed us either way. So they must have gone in the direction of town.”

Mitch nodded. “Yeah, that sounds right. Okay, let’s get going then.”

Laney drank more water, drank until she was full. She licked her lips and said, “I suggest you drink some more, too.”

Mitch did.

They started walking back in the direction of Laney’s truck. Laney became aware again of the belt in her hand. She considered hiding it under her shirt. If there were a crook or killer and he drove by and saw it, he’d know she’d been to the station. She was also troubled by the fact that technically the belt was stolen. What if the police found them and decided they had something to do with whatever the hell had happened at the station? She carried the belt close to her side and away from the road. The rubber was slimy against her sweating palm.

A big brown Oldsmobile came toward them on its way to town. Laney waved for the car to stop, but the elderly couple tightened visibly, swerved to the other lane, and kept going at an increased clip. The idea of being blamed for some crime seemed less farfetched as she imagined the old couple finding the blood in the wash room. She walked faster.

“I don’t like this,” Mitch said, sounding close to tears.

Laney decided she hated Mitch and she hated herself for being with him, for allowing him to be with her. So, he had ridden a bull. Big deal. Besides, he had been thrown before the gate was fully open. Trying not to think about the present situation, though, she spoke to him, “Mitch, what do you want to do with your life?”

He was silent for a few seconds. “I don’t know.” Then he smiled. “Drink beer and get lucky.”

“You know,” she said, “somewhere there’s a twit with half a brain and big tits who would think that’s funny. And between the two of you, you’d have half a brain.”

“Fuck you.”

“You wish.”

“Hey, you know, this stuff ain’t my fault.”

Laney shook her head. He was right; it wasn’t his fault. But that didn’t make him any less despicable and sad, it didn’t make him any less like the string of duds Laney had found herself with in recent years.

“This is your fucking brother’s fault,” Mitch said.

“Shut up.”

“If the little asshole hadn’t run off and gotten drunk, then …”

“And if your father hadn’t poked your mother,” Laney said and then was sorry she’d said it.

“That’s the mouth I’m talking about,” Mitch whined.

“Sorry,” Laney said.

They walked on another forty or fifty yards.

“It’s no big deal,” he said. “We just put that belt on and drive to town and tell the cops what we saw. That’s all there is to it.”

“Okay.” A chill ran through her.

Mitch reached for her hand.

“Don’t touch me.”

Laney heard the car coming up behind them, a loud engine in need of a muffler. It came from the direction of town and slowed as it approached. She was afraid to look back, but afraid not to look. If it was the police she didn’t want to appear guilty. She was confused by the fact that she felt guilty. She glanced back and saw a rusty yellow mid-seventies LeMans. A man with long blond hair was driving and a man with a shaved head was trying to lean out of the partially lowered rear window. She saw that Mitch was looking at them, too.

“Don’t look at them,” Laney muttered.

Mitch looked forward as they kept walking.

The car was now beside them, matching their walking speed. Laney looked again.

“Gotta problem?” the driver asked, leaning out of his window, his free arm hanging down loose, his hand seeming to be mere inches from the pavement.

“No, no problem,” Mitch said.

“Why you walking?” the driver asked.

“Yeah, why you walking?” the bald man in the back seat echoed.

Laney and Mitch kept walking. “Just walking,” Laney said. She tried to hide the pump belt against her side.

“Just walking,” said the man in the back seat, laughing. Laney didn’t look, but imagined him bouncing up and down. Bouncing up and down just like her brother did when he was with his rowdy friends. Thinking of her brother in connection with these thugs made her feel bad, then more frightened.

The car rolled a few yards ahead of them and Laney saw the man sitting beside the driver for the first time. His face was buried in a dirty red beard.

“You married?” the driver asked.

Laney stopped and looked right at them. “Just leave us the hell alone.” She remembered the belt and tried to conceal it.

The men hooted.

“Yeah, we’re married,” Mitch said.

“You’re a lucky man,” the driver said. “Where you walking to? Want a ride? We’ll give you a ride.”

“No, no, thanks,” Mitch said, “our truck is just down the road a ways.”

“Okay, then.” The LeMans drove on, and the bald man kept looking at them through the back window.

Laney watched the car disappear down the road and then hit Mitch with the pump belt as hard as she could across his back and shoulder. He ran away some steps.

“What?”

“If you had even a piece of a brain, you’d be dangerous,” Laney said.

“I got rid of them,” he said.

“Where do you think they’re going? They’re going to my truck.”

“You don’t know that.”

Laney walked away from the road out across the desert.

“What are you doing?” Mitch asked.

“You go on to the truck. Here, take the fucking belt.” She tossed it to him. “And here are the fucking keys.”

He stopped her with a raised hand before she tossed those, too. “Calm down. Where are you going?”

“I’m going to town. I’m going to get off this shit highway and walk out there where they can’t see me.” She turned and marched quickly through the sage and over the prickly pears. She was glad to be walking on ground instead of pavement.

Mitch caught up and walked beside her.

They walked east and down into a dry river bed, and followed that north. Laney was glad she had drunk so much water. The sun was intense and robbing her of energy. She wanted to keep all of her fluids, but the pressure in her bladder grew worse. She considered that being scared was exacerbating the problem. She walked away from the bed toward a stand of rocks.

“Where you going?” Mitch asked.

“I’m going to take a piss, okay?” Laney rounded the rocks and stepped onto a large downward-sloping stone flat, out of sight of Mitch. She pulled down her jeans and underwear and squatted over the rock. She closed her eyes and waited, taking a deep breath, trying to relax. She heard a sound beside her, opened her eyes, and found a stream striking the rock just ahead of her and to her left. Mitch was standing beside her, urinating. Laney shook her head.

“Jesus Christ,” she said. “I can’t even pee by myself.”

Mitch sighed.

Laney quickly pulled up her clothes before letting out a drop and walked away, fastening her pants. As she stepped from the rock to the ground something caught her eye. A sunning diamondback was only three feet from her. The dull sand color of the snake stung her senses. She hadn’t disturbed it, so there was no rattling, no acknowledgment of her presence, but still it took her breath away. She looked across the rock flat and saw that there were snakes everywhere. She looked back and realized that she had absently wandered into the middle of a nest of basking rattlers. The sight and the thought that she had been in the middle of them made her shiver for a second.

“What is it?” Mitch asked, noticing her distress. Then he looked to where she was looking. “God almighty,” he said softly. “Fuck,” he said louder. “Look at all these fuckers!”

Laney stepped back some more, leaving Mitch alone in the middle of all the rattlers.

“Look at this shit,” Mitch said.

Laney looked at Mitch and wanted to laugh. She turned and started to walk away.

“Where are you going?” he asked.

“Town.”

“Wait. How did you get over there? How’d you get past these snakes? How’d you do that?”

Laney answered him without looking back. “I’m used to it.”