Blind Shrike

FORTY FOUR Daddy Longlegs

“Hello?” Lulu called. “Anyone back there?”

“What’s wrong?” asked Spyder.

“I thought I heard something back in the tunnel. Who’d a thought there’d be weird sounds in Hell?”

“Is the river ahead?” asked Shrike. Spyder heard the rustling of the thick, rubbery sheets as she unfolded the map. “We have to cross it to get to Pandemonium.”

“That won’t be a problem. The crossing part, I mean.”

“Lay it out for us, Lulu,” said Spyder. He had his back to a stone outcropping just beyond the tunnel. Around them were dozens of voices, people screaming and talking, people on crying jags. From above came a metallic humming punctuated by momentary squeals, the wail of rusted wheels and rotten gears. Spyder didn’t like the idea of machines that he couldn’t see hanging over his head.

“I don’t know where to start. We’re in a Hieronymous Bosch painting,” Lulu said. “Hear all those people? They’re standing around waiting to get across the river. I bet you don’t smell roses anymore, do you? There’s pipes all around dumping what looks a lot like shit, blood, carcasses and lord knows what other puke into the river. Jesus fuck!”

“What is it?” Shrike asked, her sword half-raised.

“Something, like a big, white worm just popped out of the water, latched on to one of those people and dragged ’em under.”

“They aren’t people, Lulu. They’re souls. Don’t worry, they can’t drown,” said Spyder

“No, but I bet that thing can chew on ’em for a good long time.”

“What else do you see? Can you tell how we get to the other side?” asked Shrike.

“Yeah. There’s these metal cars, like the sky cars at an old amusement park, slung on wires over the water. Shit. I don’t know if I want to ride on one of those with those hungry worms waiting for us to drop.”

“We have to,” said Spyder. “Listen, the thing that grabbed that guy, it wasn’t random. Souls are sorted all over Hell, starting right here. This is the Bone Sea. The ones who end up in it are so foul that even Hell doesn’t want them. The ones wandering around this shore and on the other side, they’re maybe worse off. Completely lost. They can’t get into Heaven and they won’t go into Hell. They’ll spend eternity right here by this river of shit. We don’t have that option. If we don’t move, Shrike’s going to die.”

The voices of the wandering souls grew quiet, then came back louder than ever. Lulu said, “Remember how I used to tease you about it being all ironic with you named Spyder, that you’re so afraid of spiders?”

“We worked that over once or twice.”

“Be glad you’re blind right now. I shit you not, there’s a twelve foot tall spider strolling down the shoreline kicking people out of his way like he’s Donald fucking Trump.”

Spyder reflexively pressed his back into the outcropping and went very cold inside. He wanted desperately to find the tunnel and go back up they way they had come, but Shrike grabbed him and held on.

“We have to go on,” said Shrike. “Trust me. I’ll take care of you.”

“Weird,” said Lulu. “That spider looks sort of mechanical. Like someone took about ten junked cars, some old TVs and prosthetic limbs, wired them together and taught them to walk. And it gets better. The thing’s got a human head.”

Feedback knifed through Spyder’s head, bringing back memories of a hundred sweaty clubs on a thousand drunken nights. A voice crackled and boomed, broken, imperious and mad.

“Move along, you desperate scum, you noxious void of the earth’s bowels, move along! Your fate lies across the Bone Sea, not on my shore! Across the river is the eternity you courted your whole corrupt and sorrowful lives. It is the eternity you shall receive. No one remains on my shore. Move along, you lost lambs, food for the wolf. Lolly-gag and your suffering will begin all the sooner!”

“Shrike, get your sword up,” said Lulu. “Daddy longlegs is headed this way, twelve o’clock high.”

A rhythmic clanking filled the air, along with the smell of burning oil, decaying flesh and overheated circuit boards. Spyder sensed some enormous presence looming over them.

“My god. You’re alive,” came the voice. It was low and human. The madness was gone. “Forgive me for that scene a moment ago. They make me say and do those terrible things. The beasts who run the machines. I’m attached, you see.”

“Who are you?” asked Shrike.

“Cornelius…something, I think,” said the spider machine. “I was once one of these poor souls. Lost and terrified. I don’t belong here. I don’t deserve Hell. I refused to cross the Bone Sea. Demons came with nets and rounded us up like wild animals. When I awoke I was the foul thing you see before you.”

“You must’ve gotten on someone’s bad side, then super-sized it,” said Lulu.

“I can’t remember,” Cornelius said. “Kind souls, will you kill me and free me from this endless torment?”

“I don’t think we can kill you, Cornelius,” said Shrike. “You’re already dead.”

“Am I? It’s been such a long time. I don’t remember.”

“Cornelius, we need to get to Pandemonium. Can you help us?”

“I would if I could, dear lady. I’ve never been there or even seen the place, but I hear it’s glorious. I’ve never been anywhere but this shore.” Madness was edging back into his voice.

“That’s not true. You were a man,” said Spyder. “Don’t ever forget that.”

“A man. Was I? How nice. Yes, I remember. I was a boy and we lived by the sea. In Brighton. There were trains and gulls. It was lovely…” Circuits fried. The spider machine lurched and Spyder felt the ground shake.

The demented, amplified voice was back. “Move along, you wandering excrement, god’s pitiful blunders. Move along and despair!” Cornelius moved back in the direction of the shore, hunting wandering souls. His voice faded as he went, but its echo filled whatever space enclosed them.

“I think it’s time to go,” said Lulu. She led Spyder and Shrike to the edge of the stinking, clotted water and helped them into one of the coal cars. Souls fell back as they went. Spyder felt their hands caress him, as if looking for warmth. The car lurched into the air and carried them over the Bone Sea.

“I seriously wonder if we’re gonna make it out of here,” said Lulu. No one replied.