Dawn had come, though the fog shrouding the river made it seem like night still. Maldynado hoped the passengers all slept in, though he doubted that likely. Numerous people had heard that gunfight, and he expected that rumors were already flying about the steamboat. The officers had to be alerted. As he headed down to check on Akstyr, Maldynado could only hope Sespian had spoken to the captain and that the meeting had gone well.
On the hurricane deck outside of engineering, Maldynado slowed down, a hand going to his pistol. Someone’s legs were sticking out of the boiler room doorway.
Footsteps sounded behind Maldynado. He spun around. A balding man with a nightshirt flapping about his ankles charged toward him, a homemade spear raised above his shoulder. Startled-and weary from being up all night-Maldynado barely managed to jump out of the way. He grabbed the spear and used his foe’s momentum to fling him in a circle. The man dropped the weapon and caught himself on the wall. Maldynado snatched the spear and used it to force the man back to the railing. Though he felt bad about attacking someone in a nightshirt, he hadn’t started the brawl. He curled his lips into a snarl and raised the spear, as if he meant to run the man through. The would-be warrior cursed and flung himself into the river of his own accord.
Maldynado examined the “spear” more closely. It appeared to have been made from the frame of a lounge chair.
“You still have a problem,” came Akstyr’s strained voice from the doorway. He stood on the threshold, straddling the downed figure while thrusting one of his hands in the direction of a lifeboat.
A second man crouched there, this one wearing more clothing and carrying a better weapon-a pistol. The muzzle pointed in Maldynado’s direction. He gulped, glad that Akstyr was somehow holding the man in place.
“Take care of it, would you?” Akstyr asked. “I’m tired and not as good at this as usual.”
“Right.” Maldynado eased out of the line of fire before angling toward the frozen figure. He’d gotten used to Akstyr’s abilities-sort of-but it was creepy seeing a person stuck in tableau like that, and who knew if the man might throw off whatever shackles held him for long enough to get off a shot?
Gingerly, Maldynado plucked the pistol out of the frozen hand. He tossed it overboard, then hoisted the man after. “Let him go so he can swim.”
Akstyr already had. The man sputtered and splashed before the fog swallowed him from view.
“Been having an eventful time on stoker duty?” Maldynado asked.
“You got that right,” Akstyr growled. Together they tossed the unconscious man overboard too. He woke when he hit the water, sending a stream of curses across the river. “Two security men came running down to protect the engine room on account of passels of highwaymen over-running the steamboat. Supposedly they’re led by an impostor impersonating the emperor and shooting up the passengers because they mean to rob everyone.” Akstyr crossed his arms. “You know anything about that?”
“Less than you’d think.” Maldynado eyed the nearest stairwell, as if angry hordes of passengers might charge down it at any second. “I guess the emperor’s chat with the captain didn’t go well.”
“No kidding.”
“The captain probably assumed the real emperor wouldn’t sneak onto his boat in the middle of the night or have only one out-of-uniform enforcer sergeant for his personal guard. We… probably should have foreseen that.”
“Whatever. I’m off stoker duty now, right? You’ll need me to fight.”
Leave it to Akstyr to worry about himself first. Then again, Maldynado couldn’t imagine many tasks less appealing than shoveling coal. “Yes, let’s find the others before the masses get organized.”
“Are you really robbing people?” Akstyr sounded hopeful, as if Amaranthe’s usual plans were a touch altruistic for his tastes.
Maldynado thought of the tracking device in his pocket. “Not… exactly. But we did have a shootout in a suite upstairs.”
“Nice,” Akstyr purred.
Maldynado, concerned that there’d be more shootouts before the day ended, couldn’t muster as much enthusiasm.
• • •
Maldynado and Akstyr were jogging up the stairs to the deck where the officers were housed when a body flew over the railing above them. A captain’s blue hat fell off, revealing tousled gray hair. Bed-head was the least of the man’s problems. He flailed and cursed before disappearing into the foggy blanket covering the river where a splash announced his final fate.
On the deck above, pistols fired and swords clashed.
“Looks like they started without us,” Akstyr said.
“Our team’s latest hallmark,” Maldynado said. “Hurling people from steamboats.”
He and Akstyr reached the top deck and almost crashed into the back of a mob gathered around the entrance to the officers’ quarters. The attackers wore everything from full uniforms to hand-tailored clothing to nightshirts to, er, that fellow was nude. The group claimed such varied weapons as swords, ceremonial muskets, and kitchen cutlery-no rolling pins, thank the emperor. Two old women on the outskirts were dismantling lounge chairs and throwing cushions. At the center of the throng, Sespian, Yara, Basilard, and Books fought to keep the crowd at bay. Though better armed, it soon became clear from their defensive strokes, that they didn’t want to kill anyone, and the mob, perhaps sensing this, was forcing them into a tight knot.
“Thieves!” one of the old women cried as she hurled a chair cushion. “Highwaymen!”
Maldynado would have laughed-especially when the cushion beaned someone on her own side-but there were far deadlier weapons in the mix. Even as he watched, someone in the back jumped onto a chair and pointed an old flintlock pistol over the heads of the crowd. Maldynado charged, grabbed the man by the sides, and lifted him overhead. He took five great steps and hurled his burden over the railing. He whirled back, expecting people at the rear to notice him and attack, but they were so intent on the targets in front that they hadn’t seen Maldynado or Akstyr.
In fact, Akstyr had returned to the stairs where he crouched a few steps down. Hiding?
Maldynado frowned. Akstyr was rarely the first to jump into a fray, but he didn’t usually hide.
Akstyr lifted a hand and beckoned him over. “I have an idea. Watch my back for a few minutes.”
“Magics?”
“The Science,” Akstyr said.
“Yes, yes, do your thing. We can discuss titles later.”
Akstyr let his head droop, his eyes closing. Maldynado danced from foot to foot, alternately watching the mob and the steps to the lower deck. Though he wanted to join in the fray, and help the others, Amaranthe would give him a hard time if he let Akstyr be run through by someone with a makeshift spear. A few shouted questions of “What’s going on up there?” convinced him more people would be charging up those stairs soon anyway. He braced himself to defend Akstyr’s back.
A scream possessing the vocal power of a cannon-it came from one of the cushion-flinging ladies-threatened to rupture his eardrums. More screams and shouts burst from the crowd. Maldynado spun about in time to see two huge, bulky creatures with shaggy black fur shambling down the deck. The fog and the wan lighting couldn’t hide the claws like daggers, the fangs like swords, and the naked hunger in their fierce predatory eyes.
“Makarovi!” someone yelled.
Several men leaped over the railing without looking twice. Others gripped weapons and braced themselves as the towering creatures lumbered closer.
“That’s impressive, Akstyr,” Maldynado whispered, then added, “That is your doing, right?” After all, they’d been near a river the other time they encountered makarovi- real makarovi-too.
Akstyr, eyes clenched shut, didn’t respond.
A few worldly passengers squinted with suspicion, perhaps suspecting magic. It didn’t matter. The distraction gave Sespian, Books, and the others an advantage. With nobody paying attention to them any more, they grabbed people as fast as they could, pushing them toward the railing. Books and Yara worked together. Sespian, though the slightest of the group-even Yara had wider shoulders than he-did an impressive job of wrestling people overboard on his own. Though short, Basilard was built like a steam dozer, and he simply lifted people over his head, as if they weighed no more than sacks of potatoes, hurling them over the railing with several feet of clearance.
The pair of “makarovi” stopped a few feet from the edge of the mob. Maldynado had suspected them illusory and hadn’t thought Akstyr would let the monsters reach the crowd, where people would realize they could simply swipe their fingers through the images, but he wasn’t prepared for what actually happened. The massive, fanged creatures reared on their hind legs and grabbed each other about the waists. Before Maldynado’s gawking eyes, they started dancing.
He couldn’t help himself. He broke out in guffaws.
“They’re illusions, you idiots,” someone in the dwindling crowd shouted. “Don’t let the-”
Books’s fist silenced the man.
Maldynado tapped Akstyr. “Come on.”
He was done guarding backs. It was time to help the team finish swabbing the deck.
It didn’t take long. Though a number of the warrior-caste passengers must have been military officers at one time, they were all older men, and most of them were strangers, not people who had spent months training together and learning to work as a team. The only time Maldynado faltered was when one of those old ladies raced up to him wearing a red dress, a ruby necklace, and numerous complementary rings. She snarled and raised a hand, displaying fingernails painted to match her jewelry.
“My lady.” Maldynado lifted placating hands of his own. “I don’t want to throw you overboard.” She had to be close to eighty. “Why don’t you just wait over-”
The fingernails flashed. A trained warrior such as Maldynado should have moved out of the way more quickly, but he’d underestimated their potential as a weapon. The nails cut through the fabric of his shirt and drew blood.
“On second thought… ” Maldynado dodged a second attack, hoisted the woman, strode to the railing, and dropped her over the side.
Basilard, Yara, and Sespian were handling the remaining attackers, and Maldynado had time to probe his wound. The crazy woman had torn through the shoulder of his shirt, leaving his upper arm and left pectoral muscle exposed. The fabric flap waved in the breeze.
“This job is terrible on wardrobes.” Maldynado took off the remains of his shirt and used it to dab at drops of blood welling from the fingernail gash.
“Unbelievable,” Yara said.
“I know. She was scarier than any of the men.” Maldynado waved at the river. “I pity any alligators that cross her path.”
“I meant that you’ve found a reason to take your shirt off again. How is it that you never catch a cold when you’re always running around half-naked?”
“My lady, I have a constitution of steel.” Maldynado posed for her, flexing his biceps. “Want to feel it?”
“Unbelievable.” Yara stalked away.
Maldynado shrugged and joined the others who were tossing the last few men over the side. These had gone down in the fight and didn’t put up much of a struggle. Maldynado, reminded of clothing concerns, remembered to tuck a few business cards into pockets before he hoisted folks over. After hiking back to town without their belongings, some of those people might be inclined to visit Madame Mimi’s Evenglory Boutique.
Basilard noticed and signed, What are you doing?
“Keeping my word, however inconvenient I find it. That’s the kind of man I am.” Maldynado spoke loudly enough for Yara to hear, though she pointedly had her back to him.
Maldynado tapped his bare chest and signed. Is she looking at me at all?
Basilard heaved the last person over the side. I have more important things to do than monitor her looks.
“Oh, come on, Bas. You notice everything.”
At this point, it’s a foregone conclusion that we’re taking over the ship, right? Basilard signed to the others, ignoring Maldynado.
By then, the team had gathered in front of the officers’ quarters, and Books translated for Sespian.
“Yes,” Sespian said, “We’ll have to. My plan to win over the captain didn’t quite work as I’d hoped.” Sespian rubbed his face, perhaps to cover the sheepish expression that came with the admission. Despite the long night, he didn’t have any beard growth hugging his jaw. Should he and Akstyr ever have a race to see who could grow a mustache the quickest… it’d be a boring contest to watch.
“Must have been a short discussion with the captain,” Akstyr said. “I wasn’t in the boiler room long before security barged in, blathering about an impostor emperor leading a band of highwaymen.”
Books kicked him in the shin. “ Sire.”
“ Sire. I was lucky I was actually shoveling instead of working on-” Akstyr glanced toward the spot where the dancing makarovi had been, “-things.”
“Things?” Maldynado asked. “I think the emperor has figured out your secret occupation by now. Him and fifty other witnesses now practicing their swimming skills.”
Akstyr grimaced, perhaps remembering that there was a gang with a bounty on his head.
“If we force everyone to… disembark,” Sespian asked Books, “do you think we can pilot and power the steamboat with this small team?”
Books rubbed his own jaw-it had no trouble sprouting hair, and he was already bristly enough to scrub dishes with his face. “Two on stoker duty, one or two people in the engine room, and one at navigation. That leaves one person free to guard prisoners, should we find any we wish to take.”
“Such as Brynia?” Maldynado asked, noting that she was nowhere around. If the team didn’t have her, it wouldn’t matter that they controlled the steamboat, because they wouldn’t know where to take it.
Books winced. Had he been the one to let her escape? “Yes.”
“Your duty roster doesn’t factor in time for sleep,” Sespian said.
Books spread his arms. “It’s a luxury we don’t always receive.”
“Very well. Let’s get rid of any lingering opposition and see what we can do.” Sespian looked at each of them. “Does anyone have experience piloting a steamboat?”
Nobody raised a hand.
“I had a wind-up steamboat as a child,” Maldynado said. “I could get it racing around the bathtub without clunking against the walls more than once or twice a lap.”
That earned him a number of unimpressed stares.
“It was a joke,” Maldynado said.
Books lifted a finger. “Whoever you decide on to navigate, Sire, I heartily suggest that Maldynado be placed on stoker duty.”
“Understood,” Sespian said.
“You crash one dirigible… ” Maldynado muttered as the team dispersed.
Before Basilard walked away, he signed, Your butt.
What? Maldynado checked his backside, thinking he’d sat in something.
That’s what she looks at when you’re not facing her.
“Ah!” I knew she looked. So, Yara wasn’t a chest-and-biceps gal. She liked tight buns. Maldynado was on the verge of plotting a way to display those buns more fully for her, when Basilard signed again.
Miraculous that she bothers, considering your spelunking comment.
Basilard walked away before Maldynado could do more than groan and wonder if everyone had heard his earlier exchange with Yara.