Bone by Bone

17

Only days ago, Henry Hobbs had been crazed by Dave Hardy's threat to dig up the flower garden, and now Hannah was surprised by the old man's calm demeanor. While five state troopers opened every drawer in the living room and dumped them out on the floor, the judge was content to sit and read a search warrant by the light of the bay window.

Special Agent Sally-damned if Hannah would call her Sally-Polk stood by the judge's chair. The woman had a down-home country way about her-miles too friendly, and every word out of her mouth was suspect, even to saying hello at the front door.

"I'm so sorry about this mess," said the CBI agent, as if this carnage had come about by accident.

"Sorry? No," said the judge, "I don't think you are-not yet. But just wait half a minute." He read a few more lines. "Your work is a bit sloppy Miss Polk."

"Agent Polk," she said to sweetly remind him that she was in charge.

He raised his eyes from the warrant to watch another drawer crash to the floor. "And, by sloppy, I don't mean the ham-handed way these boys conduct a search. Now that mess, as you put it, is all for show-pure intimidation. And I can make that charge stick." He held up the warrant. "This doesn't cover the common areas of the house. The way I read it-the way any judge would, retired or not-you're restricted to Oren's residence, and that's his bedroom. He doesn't own this place. I do. And the only item you can seize-from Oren's room-is a red folder that holds standard-size documents."

He pointed to one of the young men in uniform. "So that boy shouldn't be searching anything as small as that ceramic candy box. Incidentally, the box belonged to my late wife. Trust me on this-you really don't want the trooper to drop it, not until you find out just how many ways I can hang you out to dry. So tell him to put it down right now."

The young trooper never even glanced at his boss. He was looking at Hannah's angry upturned face and finding the tiny housekeeper more formidable. Very gently, he set the ceramic box back in its place on the mantelpiece.

"So this," and this, by the wave of the judge's hand, included everything in sight, "this is illegal and damned incompetent."

The telephone rang, and Hannah retreated down the hall to the kitchen to answer it in privacy. When she returned to the front room, the search had ended. "Not good enough," she said to the troopers. "I wasn't born to clean up after you boys."

Two of these young men had known the housekeeper all their lives, and now they gathered up the spilled contents of drawers. They treaded lightly around Horatio, who lay on the rug, doing his only trick-pretending to sleep while dead.

Hannah stood at the center of the room and raised her voice for all to hear as she spoke to the judge. "That was the sheriff returning your call. He wants you to know that he found that red folder behind his credenza."

Heads lifted all around the room.

"And he's real sorry that Miss Polk went off half-cocked the way she did. But she just wouldn't wait till he had time to do a proper search of his office." Hannah glared at the CBI agent. Why was that woman still smiling?

Another state trooper entered the house. The first person he saw was Hannah with her arms folded-waiting. And now the young man backed up a step to make his courtesy knock on the front door. He removed his hat and nodded hello to the housekeeper, who knew his parents and their parents all too well. The trooper drew Sally Polk into the dining room, wanting a word with her alone. Their voices were so low that even Hannah could not make out the conversation, though it was rumored that she could hear birds fluffing their feathers in the next county.

"You arrested my son?"

The trooper and Sally Polk whirled around to see Henry Hobbs standing behind them. Hannah grinned as she looked down at the judge's sandals, the old man's creepers.

"Well, that's another warrant I'd like to see," said the judge. "And all of your paperwork should be in order. Now what are the odds of that?"

Agent Polk's folksy veneer was still holding. "I'll be more careful from now on." Her voice was butter-smooth when she asked, "Have you always been in collusion with the sheriff-or is that a recent thing?"

A plate of brownies had pride of place on the desk. The fresh-baked aroma was tantalizing and unexpected at the local headquarters of the California Highway Patrol.

"Oh, is that light too bright? Well, of course it is." Sally Polk drew the blinds in her office. "There, that's better." Smoothing back her gray hair, she smiled benignly as she faced her prisoner, Oren Hobbs. "I can't see Cable Babitt just giving you that red folder." She paused a beat, most likely waiting for a signal that she was on the right track-and that the county sheriff was dead meat. Apparently, she did not believe the fairy tale of a critical piece of evidence getting lost behind Cable's credenza.

Disappointed by Oren's tell-nothing face, she moved on. "So let's say you borrowed that old folder without permission. But wouldn't the sheriff's credenza be locked? I'm so sure I remember a set of keys hanging from a lock on the bottom drawer." Her smile broadened as she waited out the silence of a few seconds. "All right then. We'll just forget those pesky charges of stealing official documents. And-no promises, mind you-but maybe the sheriff can keep his badge."

She turned her back on him to water a potted geranium on a stand in the corner. Smaller plants, pansies and African violets, sat on the window-sills, and personal photographs lined the walls. The whole room was a study in domesticity-and it did not have the look of an office on short-term loan to the lady from Sacramento.

Special Agent Polk sat down at her desk and straightened a stack of papers, then picked up loose pens and pencils and returned them to their glass container-just tidying up in a housewifey way. She pushed the plate of brownies toward him and raised her eyebrows to ask if he would like one.

As he was reaching out to the plate, she said, "Sweetheart, in a manner of speaking, I've got you by the balls." She raised one hand and slowly curled her fingers into a fist, smiling all the while. "Please don't make me squeeze 'em until they split open and spatter the wall. That's gotta hurt something awful." Her voice was so friendly. She was almost motherly, if one discounted her intentions toward his testicles.

But the brownies were good.

He chewed slowly as he stretched out his legs, preparing to spend a few hours in this interrogation. Behind him, the office door opened and-bang!-closed.

Addison Winston appeared, briefcase in hand and wearing the body armor of a silk tie, a suit with a lustrous sheen and diamond cuff links. His eyes were fever-bright. The man was shining inside and out. Smiling, he moved around the desk to hover over the state's investigator. This sort of smile might be the last thing a mouse would see before a cat ripped its head off. "Hello, Sally, old girl. How've you been?"

Agent Polk countered with strained goodwill. "Well, Ad, I can't complain."

"I can," said Winston. "I know Judge Hobbs informed you that Oren was represented by counsel. But here you are-interrogating my client. Oh, Sally, Sally… The judge will be so pissed off." He shook his head in mock sadness. "As if you aren't in enough trouble."

"What interrogation?. Me and your client were only passing the time, just waiting around for you to show up."

This was news to Oren, who had no idea that an attorney was coming.

Ad Winston resumed his smile, merely evil this time. He settled into the chair next to Oren's and stared at the plate of brownies. "She buys them at a bakery down the street. And she gets that fresh-from-the-oven smell by running them through the microwave in the lunchroom. Sally's idea of torturing prisoners… It's scary how often that works."

Sally Polk sat back in her chair with a smile for Oren. "At my regional office down in Sacramento, when we find out Ad's in town, we just run out and arrest whoever he's representing. Then, later on, we come up with the charges. They're always guilty of something."

The lawyer winked at his client. "She's good." He turned his attention back to the CBI agent. "Oren's better. When he was an Army cop, he closed out all of his cases. He was one determined soldier, and his evidence always stood up in court. I won't even bother to dazzle you with the conviction rate, but it was stunning."

"Of course," said Agent Polk, "that was military court, and guilt was always a foregone conclusion-even before the judges sat down." She turned to Oren and spoke to him in the way that women talked down to small children. "Nothing personal, sweetheart. I'm sure you did a very good job. Have another brownie."

"Nonetheless," said Addison, "I'd stack up my client against any cop in this state. He didn't just work domestic disputes on some military base out in the sticks. No, they sent him all around the world. My boy brought in terrorists and killers, smugglers and mad bomber types. He put a goddamn general in Leavenworth."

Untrue. The highest-ranking officer Oren had ever bagged was a lieutenant colonel, and he had yet to meet any live mad bombers. Only pieces of them could be found on the streets of Baghdad. If asked for his job description as a military detective, he would have explained his special knack for ripping a human being's mind inside out-without damaging the flesh. He would have said, "I break people." But he allowed the lawyer's lies to slide.

"You should be begging for Oren's help, not harassing him." Ad Winston continued to smile at the CBI agent as he spoke an aside to his client. "That startled look in her eyes? Obviously, the lady never bothered to check out your military record, nothing past your serial number and rank. To quote your father-a very sloppy job."

Sally Polk leaned toward the lawyer. "Well now, Ad, I have to admit that's an eye-opener. You see, I was gonna let your client off easy-no charge of obstructing an investigation. But with a record like that one… I think he should've known better."

"She's bluffing, Oren. That's Sally's trademark. We met in Sacramento when a major case of hers fell apart in court-a case of hot air."

"The way I remember it, you suborned one of my witnesses."

Addison rested an avuncular hand on Oren's shoulder. "They always send the screwup agents to the hinterlands. But she's the first one ever to be condemned to the Highway Patrol."

"Oh, this is just a temporary assignment, Addison. I won't be here long-just long enough to gut your client. Have another brownie, Oren."