Cat In A Topaz Tango

House of Max

When Matt got back to his empty but beautifully redone apartment—no thanks to himself, who’d lived contentedly for years with rectory furniture donations—his answering machine winked its low-tech red eyelash at him. Message waiting.

Most of the few people he knew in Las Vegas reached him by cell phone. He sat down on his scarlet suede fifties couch, courtesy of Temple’s secondhand store expertise, to listen to it.

A good thing he did.

The call from homicide Lieutenant C. R. Molina was a shock. Her rich contralto voice was soft and low and secretive. The formidable policewoman wanted a clandestine rendezvous with him. Pronto.

He was an almost married man, he wanted to protest to the recorded message. Still, romance was the last thing anyone would suspect was on the no-nonsense officer’s mind.

And she didn’t want him to call her anywhere on any phone. She would meet him at her house at 7:15 P.M. Her house was in Our Lady of Guadalupe parish, near the iffy north Las Vegas neighborhoods. He would stay in the car. She’d come out.

Hey, she didn’t want even her thirteen-year-old daughter and the two shelter cats to spot him? What was he, a pariah? Or did she want to avoid “talk” now that he and Temple were engaged?

Oh, and erase her message from the answering machine.

Matt did, wondering like crazy what was up.

He looked up the address of the modest Mexican restaurant where she’d wanted to eat in the shiny new Vegas street guide he’d bought after coming to town eighteen months before. The place was in a north-of-downtown area even a Vegas newcomer like him knew was high crime.

So he wasn’t about to take his silver Crossfire tonight. Expensive new automotive eye candy was susceptible to theft in that neighborhood. The Hesketh Vampire motorcycle in Electra’s back shed was built for fast getaways, but, again, was a vintage collectible with “steal me” written all over it.

Matt had a feeling that the Vampire would have been appropriate for this sudden outing. It had originally belonged to Max Kinsella, as Temple had. Not that she’d ever belong to anyone, including him. Still, she and Max had been serious lovers, with marriage in the wings, even though Max had been absent for almost a year when Matt had first hit the Circle Ritz and met Temple.

Matt, fresh out of the priesthood, had instantly fallen in love with Temple. Like many petite women, she made up for size with energy, spirit, and an Imelda Marcos– size high heel collection. Temple was smart, savvy, funny, and kind. As a freelance public relations person, she had to get along with all types of people to keep major events with casts of thousands running smoothly.

Sometimes that included fending off bad publicity; sometimes that had come to include solving crimes, even murder, if they threatened the event. Temple always put her heart and soul and exotic soles into her work.

Matt was smiling. He always did when he thought of Temple, even when he saw her at a distance, being Temple as only she could. His first flush of infatuation had nearly burned a hole in his soul and newly liberated libido, but he’d had to take cold showers and wait. Max came back.

Max Kinsella.

Molina despised this man without ever having met him. She’d pegged him as a murderer who had gotten away unscathed, thanks to a dead man at the Goliath Hotel and Casino. Temple loved Max with a fortitude Matt had thought would never flag. She knew he was innocent. After all, she’d finally learned he’d been an undercover counterterrorist since his teens as well as the world-class magician she’d met in her native Minneapolis and followed to Vegas.

Max was a good guy, but Molina didn’t know that and wouldn’t believe it, even when Matt told her so. And Max would never deign to defend himself from her false impression. It was Pride and Prejudice all over again.

Now Max was gone. Again. Disappeared without warning. Again. For good?

Matt felt guilty about hoping so in his secret soul. He also knew that Temple would be better off knowing how, and why, the ex-magician had vanished, and if Max was alive or dead.

Matt picked up his cell phone and speed-dialed the pent house number of their landlady, Electra Lark.

“Hi, Electra, are you recovering okay from being a murder suspect? Who knew attending the big Red Hat Sisterhood convention in town would entangle you with ex-husbands and murdered bodies? All okay now? Good. Say, can I borrow my old Probe back tonight? No, I don’t want to be anonymous. I just don’t want my Crossfire ripped off. Yeah, it’s a pain owning a sexy car. Had I but known, I’d have bought a Prius, which is now an even hotter car. Can’t win. I’ll be right up for the keys.”

Five hours later, Molina darted out of her house and into his idling white Probe like a fugitive.

“Let’s get going.”

The drive wasn’t far. Tio Julio’s was a much-added-onto ram-shackle wooden building, the kind of restaurant that has served really good food with no fuss and minimal atmosphere for three generations. It was so crowded you couldn’t tell waitperson from customer and they were all mostly Hispanic. Vegas ran on chutzpah and illegal aliens well mixed among the legal ones.

Matt felt embarrassed by his Chicago Polish-pale face and blond hair that screamed “gringo” as he waited for Molina just inside the door while she visited the ladies’ room, wondering why the homicide lieutenant had picked such a busy venue.

When Molina reclaimed him, it was literal. She slipped an arm through his and pulled him into the restaurant, machine-gunning Spanish at a passing hostess. They followed the young Latina through a noisy mélange of people sipping margaritas and Dos Equis, through a fragrant miasma of picante sauce and sizzling fajitas, into a smaller room as crowded and noisy.

Molina was almost his height. She muscled him into place on a bench against the wall, so they sat side by side, with a 180-degree view of the room and its diners.

Now he could see she was wearing some kind of sequined multicolored shawl. Her usual black bob had been roughened with gel and swept behind her ear on one side. She was sporting huge gold hoop earrings and, when she took off her sunglasses, enough eyeliner and eye shadow to pass as an aging Goth girl, a disguise assumed in the rest room.

“Dios,” she said. “Learning undercover makeup tricks from my teen kid; who’d have thought I’d need that at my age? How are you, Father Matt, the about-to-be-married man?”

“Don’t call me that!” he said, though no one could hear. “You need my help, you cut out the harassment.”

She made a face. “Just kidding.”

Which he knew. He was still sensitive about his ex-profession because it had been a vocation, a sincere one he’d honored to the day he left, and beyond. It was hard to explain to civilians. Maybe police work was too.

“So what’s this all about?” he asked.

“Patience. First we order. I highly recommend the enchiladas fiesta. And a pitcher of beer.”

The waitress made it to their table in three minutes, the beer in another five, and the food in ten. They’d passed the time with what passed for chitchat with Molina. Was Electra going to come out with any loot from her ex-husband? He looked a bit tired, was being a fiancé all that stressful? No, he told her, rehearsing for a charity dance contest at the Oasis was. Radio guys were always doing bizarre gigs, she said. Did Temple plan to keep taking on big conventions and meddling in murders after they were married? What kind of hombre was he, who couldn’t keep the little woman at home having niños and niñas?

He finally broke in. “I get that you think we can’t talk about anything relevant until we’ve got our food and drink and have ditched the waitress, but you don’t have to be ridiculous. So, Carmen Miranda, where did you leave your Banana Republic headdress?”

Carmen was C. R. Molina’s first name, and she saw to it that damn few people knew it. The only Latina Carmen the public knew was the long-ago goofy movie singer with the fruit basket headdress. Not a positive image. Carmen Electra was more up-to-date, but another stereotyped hot Latin honey.

“It’s confession time, Padre,” she said, drinking from a frosty mug into which she poured Dos Equis beer. “I want no witnesses, no sound recordings, and no snickering on your part.”

Matt was hammered with a bolt of curiosity. Carmen Molina was the most self-controlled person he knew. Now that his profession was radio shrink, he’d put her at the head of his most-intriguing-person-to-psychoanalyze list.

He was getting his chance in the most frantic, frenetic, screeching, and screaming environment on the planet. God surely had a sadistic sense of humor, but then He’d earned it for creating and dealing with Homo sapiens.

Matt was glad he’d ordered enchiladas, which were soft and easy to eat while asking leading questions.

“What hot topic of the month is this about?” he asked.

“The eternal enigma.”

“Max.”

“Kinsella.” She didn’t even grant the man the familiarity of a first name.

Was she about to confess what Max had confessed to Matt not too long ago? That she’d caught up with him once in a strip club parking lot and they’d decided whether he’d go with her as an arrestee with a private martial arts session? That the fight had gotten physical and heated in more ways than one? Molina had accused Max of getting sexual with her and had told Temple as well as Matt. Temple hadn’t believed it, but Max had told Matt he had . . . a little, as a diversion during the fight. Anything to get an opponent off guard. That was Maxus operandi.

A deliberately single career woman like Carmen would resent that bitterly. And, face it, Matt told himself, strong emotions could turn on a dime. The other side of antagonism between women and men could be attraction denied on one side or the other, or both. Being a celibate observer of the mating game for seventeen years gave him a certain insight.

He found it fascinating that when Molina needed a foolproof disguise, she dolled herself up like an ordinary woman out on a date, but acted like she was going undercover as a hooker.

“He’s vanished again, like before.” Matt said, getting back to Topic One and Only. “Temple’s afraid he’s dead.”

“Could be.” Molina pushed her demolished plate aside and his too, hunkering down with the beer mug. “I don’t have the manpower to prove it. I’m not concerned with where Kinsella is, or if he is, but what he was.”

Matt didn’t argue. “You finally changing your opinion on that?”

“I still like him for killing that guy at the Goliath Hotel two years ago, when he first disappeared. Still, I’m willing to consider your argument that he was acting as a counterterrorist. That doesn’t carry any weight with the police. Killing is killing. It might mean shadowy Homeland Security figures would want to bail his butt out. That’s speculation, of course, now.”

“Now? What’s happened now?”

“I found his secret Las Vegas lair. God! That sounds like a line from a hokey old movie serial. I found where he’s been living in Las Vegas while eluding me and balling your new fiancée.”

“You don’t have to be vulgar to get my attention, Carmen. Apparently, he was pretty good at it. Fine by me. Temple’s happiness is my greatest pleasure.”

He knew his security would eat like acid into her new insecurity.

Molina’s beer-pinked cheeks flushed scarlet with anger, and maybe some shame at being called on her harshness. Matt narrowed his eyes. Keeping his cool and rattling hers was working.

Of course Max and Temple had been intimate. Matt was an ex-priest, not an idiot. Yeah, it had driven him crazy when he’d been on the sidelines yearning for her. Now that Temple seemed more than happy with him, his insecurities had mostly evaporated. Clutching onto those suckers was suicide. Letting them go meant Molina couldn’t use the usual weapons against him, meant he could control this interview.

“So what’s the latest on your eternal pursuit of Max the Elusive?” he followed up.

She sighed as if releasing some very old air. “I screwed up. Blew it. When I learned where he lived I went there. The place looked deserted, so I checked it out.”

“When was that?”

“Early Sunday morning, like 1:00 am.”

After Temple had gone to the address the previous Tuesday to find Max and all his magic paraphernalia and possessions gone and some chorus girl in residence.

“Checked it out, as in broke in,” Matt prodded.

“Frigging yes,” she whispered, leaning intently over the beer mugs between them. “The place had overkill security, but it was in . . . disarray. I got in.”

“And?”

“Before I got much of a look at the layout I realized someone else was in there with me.”

“Max?”

She frowned. “Why should he be creeping around like a footpad in his own house?”

Maybe because he’d made it look like he and his things had abandoned it completely, Matt thought. He found, with irritation, that the idea of Max Kinsella still being secretly in town stirred the insecurities in his basement after all.

Molina hadn’t noticed she’d finally rattled him. “But then I wasn’t surprised that someone outside the law would want to look into him too. Maybe one of those ghostly terrorists you say he was tracking.”

“Not so far-fetched. The 9/11 terrorist crew and associates met in Vegas.”

“Yeah. Alcohol and hoochie-koochie girls for the last nights of the heaven-bound suicide set. You’d think seventy-two virgins would be enough for them. What were they supposed to do for eternity after using up that bizarre quota?”

Matt shrugged and sipped. Taking his eyes off of her did the trick. She went on.

“Whoever was sneaking around in there had a hate on for Kinsella that makes mine look like a schoolgirl crush. I heard this sound, like a cat in your utility room. Later we found all the clothes in his closet slashed to less than ribbons. Sweaters, blazers, slacks. All cotton, silk, and lightweight wool.”

Matt sat stunned. All Max’s clothes had been gone when Temple had visited the place with Aldo Fontana. She’d said so, sobbing on his shoulder.

“Anything else disturbed?’

“A knife had been taken from the kitchen block. The biggest one. I spotted that subconsciously, coming in, but never realized . . .”

Her thought drifted off into a swallow of beer.

“Nothing else was taken, his magic cabinets?”

“No. All the furnishings were fine, even that huge, kinky opium bed he had. Your fiancée tell you about that?”

Opium bed? Matt shook his head. He’d want to know about that. Even more, he’d want to know why all the furniture that had been missing when Temple came to check on Max was back in place within four days.

Molina would think mention of the opium bed had him momentarily on the ropes, when it was the clothing and other furniture. Obviously, Temple had been led to believe that Max was utterly gone. Which was a darn good sign that he wasn’t. Or wasn’t dead, at least. Or were his spy associates just cleaning up after him? Holy moley.

Matt picked up the broken conversation. “So someone else was trespassing on Max’s house. Someone who hated him.”

“Certainly the clothes slashing was highly personal.”

“It wasn’t you?” he asked in jest.

“Not a good joke.” Molina swallowed another deep draught of beer. “Whoever it was detected my presence. I decided to confront the intruder in the dark hall. I’d taken cover in a closet with those vented folding doors, so had to wrestle them coming out. I was heard. And knifed.”

“Knifed?” Matt knew the feeling well. “Bad?”

“A hell of a lot worse than you were.”

“God, Carmen. How much worse?”

“I’m not sure I want to describe my battle scars to you.”

“Did this someone mean to kill you?”

“Could have, if I hadn’t lifted my arm to block the blow I expected. The wound was shallow but long. You’ll understand that I couldn’t make it public. I’ve been off work with a ‘virus,’ ‘bird flu,’ whatever Detective Alch could think of. I’d get busted if anyone knew I’d done a B and E without a warrant.”

“Breaking and entering. And no one knows besides Alch but me? That’s okay. You have the seal of the confessional with me, even if I’m an ex-priest.”

“Unfortunately, the other guy who knows ain’t no saint.”

Matt mulled this over. He’d noticed her say “we” had found the slashed clothes. “Not Alch. He’s beatified at least for putting up with you.”

She wasn’t talking.

He drank some beer.

“I can handle this other guy,” she finally said. “He’s my problem. What I’m having trouble with is how close this incident was to the attack on you several months ago. Both cuttings. You a razor, me a butcher knife. A possible, even probable connection to Max Kinsella, alive or dead. I’m wondering if the attacker is the same party.”

“My slasher’s dead.”

“You sure?”

“Sure. It was this former IRA agent from Max’s early years. I mean his teen years.”

“He was an antiterrorist as a teenager? Antichrist, maybe, I’d believe. Come on!”

Matt nodded, several times. “True. His first cousin was blown up in a pub bombing in Londonderry. The boys had been given a high school graduation trip to their family’s native Ireland. Road trip. The damn fools drove up to northern Ireland to eyeball the Troubles.”

Molina sat silent.

He figured she was stunned.

“The cousin died?” she asked.

“Presumably, based on the pieces.”

“And Kinsella?”

“He was already an amateur magician. Having an Irish temper, teen-boy fury, and survivor’s guilt didn’t help. He found the bombers and . . . I don’t know, ratted on them? Ireland was too hot to hold him; anywhere was. The IRA put a price on his head. That’s when he was recruited by this unofficial counterterrorism group, as I understand. They did it to save his life, and I suppose they admired his nerve. As do we all.”

“Speak for yourself, Matt,” she said with irony, no longer silent with shock. “So the Interpol record was a decoy, full of disinformation for stupid domestic cops like me.”

“It meant his life if he was tied to his real past. I’m wondering what this did to the family.”

“His cousin’s?”

“And his. One lost a son, one didn’t. That doesn’t go down well even in close families. Maybe especially not in close families.”

“That’s why he’s so fanatical about protecting Temple.”

“Probably.”

Her palm slammed the rough tabletop. “So Max Kinsella is a misjudged hero and I’m the villainous pursuer of an innocent lamb.”

“I’d never call Max ‘innocent,’ ” Matt said dryly.

Molina let herself relax back into her seat, her features wincing. Matt knew that wince. Knife wounds became inflamed and, he imagined, even healing stitches pulled.

“Kitty the Cutter gave me a four-inch slash, but I saw a shady doctor who managed to tape it shut,” he mentioned. “And you?’

“Eighty-six stitches.”

“Whew. The number sounds oddly appropriate.”

To be “eighty-sixed” meant you’d been sunk.

She glared at him, thought about laughing, and then winced instead. “Don’t humanize me, Devine. I can’t take that right now.”

“So what’s the deal?”

“Are you right? Kinsella is basically a good guy with a bad boy façade? I’ve been overreacting and wasting my time?”

He considered it. He was used to weighing right and wrong, good and bad, and giving people a lot of leeway on those black-and-white extremes.

“Yeah. Temple’s no victim or dupe. I won’t say Kinsella didn’t have a big load of guilt to bear, and like all loners he has an arrogant way of thinking he knows what’s right for other people.”

“Like you and Temple?”

Matt grinned. “Maybe. Still, the fact is he can’t offer any woman a stable domestic life, not that he didn’t have hopes.”

“Funny.” She turned her beer mug around to study the condensation droplets. “I never gave him credit for being human enough to have hopes. Maybe I was judging him by my own yardstick.”

“It’s a rigorously straight one.”

“How the tightly wound have fallen. Okay, Mr. Midnight. Mr. Radio advice man. What do I do now? I may have blown my career chasing a devil who could be a saint in disguise. Three people too many know about my misadventure at the House of Max.”

“You including me in that?”

“Yeah. You’re young, you’re lovely, you’re engaged. You’ll tell your squeeze. No secrets, right, for love’s young dream?”

“No. I won’t tell her. I think you should. Someday not too far off”

Molina opened her mouth. Shut it. “You do extract a mighty stiff penance, Padre.”

“All in proper measure to the sinner and the sin.”

“Pride is the worst of the Seven Deadly, right?”

“Yeah, but the easiest to fix.”

She stood up. Threw a couple of twenties on the table. “Dinner’s on me. I’ll meet you at the rambling wreck in the parking lot. I’m going to the ladies’ room to eat crow for dessert.”

This time she really needed it. Matt watched her leave, her gait a slightly halting swing, not due to the little beer they’d had, but the hidden stitches.

Would she tell Temple the truth? Give away that Max’s place was not really in other hands?

Naw, he thought as he wove through the beery crowds to wait for her by the door. Now that Max was out of the picture, Molina had no reason to hassle Temple about him anymore.

Matt had to wonder on the drive home from Molina’s house how he’d been forcibly cast into the role of Hamlet: to tell or not to tell Temple.

Torn between two women, and feeling like a fool. That was a line from an old hit song Ambrosia often played on her radio show. He knew he was on the horns of an ethical dilemma, and they were usually demonic.

Molina had confided in him, and he should honor that. But she wasn’t his beloved. Temple was, and she deserved to know that Max was very likely alive, even though missing. Matt couldn’t help thinking she—and he—would be better off without the possibility of another Max resurrection out there somewhere.

Not that he wished Max Kinsella any ill. The guy’d led a tough but honorable and likely lonely life. Doing years of penance as a counterterrorism agent to atone for stupid teenage shenanigans turned lethal seemed pretty good payback. Way more than Max owed his cousin Sean. They’d both decided to look in on the Irish troubles in Londonderry. They’d both competed for the favors of Kathleen O’Connor. It wasn’t Max’s fault that he got the girl and Sean got an IRA pub bombing. The “life narrative,” as the politicians called it added up to Max as a hero, though, and Matt was just a midnight talk jockey with a priestly past. He could use a break from rivaling some James Bond with Irish charisma.

To be or not to be: a good friend and an insecure lover, or an honest lover and a Judas friend? He would wait to worry about it until the dang dance competition was over, in a week.

Right now he had to face his nightly radio show, then another daylong dance rehearsal in preparation for the purgatory of a solid week of daily rehearsals and the nightly live telecast of whatever ballroom dance he pulled out of a top hat. Temple had done something like this a couple of months ago to safeguard Molina Jr., Mariah, the would-be media teen queen. If Temple could stomach portraying a Goth teenager, Matt supposed he could cut a rug or two.

Corny. Humiliating. Just like all of national network TV these days. He’d rather go on Survivor and eat maggots.

Torn between two left feet, and looking like a fool . . . .

Max would handle it in a cakewalk, Matt thought.