Cat In A White Tie And Tails

Tailpiece

Midnight Louie Has Mixed Feelings

I cannot believe it. After my expedition to the Oasis Hotel and reunion with the winsome Topaz, it looks as if little me is finally going to get the girl! This is unprecedented for the usual hard-luck noir hero. Usually the girl gets him.

I am an unusual dude for one of my breed, although I will admit, when pressed … or petted … that I am an exceptional example of it.

Yet both of my poor Miss Temple’s beaux are dallying with wicked women. What a rude turn of events. I must have words with my collaborator. She had not mentioned my promotion to Number One Male in this book.

I would have taken a thorough bath while Miss Temple was showering so I could appear in peak, glossy glory in the key bedroom scene of the Entire Book. At last my potential as an all-species sex symbol has been realized and allowed to shine forth.

I must admit I am … speechless.

Please do not mistake that for modesty.

I do not.

Very Best Fishes,

Midnight Louie, Esq.

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