Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Acknowledgments

These are the people I acknowledge: Michael Broussard, Beth de Guzman, Jamie Raab, Sara Weiss, Anne Twomey, Grand Central Publishing, Hachette Book Group, and the main person involved in getting everyone to give away all of their rights: Eva Magdalenski from Denver. My sisters and brothers for giving me a life; it's safe to say your efforts in me paid off. I acknowledge my father, although I don't appreciate his body type or complete lack of morality. Steve Marmalstein, Jen Kirkman, Heather McDonald, Johnny Milord, Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna, Brad Wollack, Jeff Wild, Guy Branum, and Sue Murphy for carrying me when I am too tired to carry myself, like footprints in the sand but not really. Tom Brunelle is responsible for me having any time to write a book, and responsible for allowing me to sleep in, and responsible for me having a successful mid-level cable show. I love you, dearly. Also, thank you, India. And finally, thank you Belvedere Vodka for keeping me sane.