Conquistador

CHAPTER FOUR

The park along the American River was one of Sacramento’s better spots. It stretched along both sides for twenty-four miles from the junction with the Sacramento River, and it was big enough to form a fairly considerable corridor for wildlife and birds. Tom parked his battered compact, paid the admission fee and looked around for the sleek little two-seater Italian job Adrienne Rolfe had driven to meet him at Maharani’s. It wasn’t there, and his chest gave an abrupt lurch; then he saw her stretching on the grass beyond the pavement, under the shade of a big willow tree. She was doing splits, then curling over to each side with her chin pressed to her knee and fingers touching around the sole of that foot. A water bottle and fanny pack lay against the base of the tree.

Ballet training for sure, he thought, watching her for a moment with sheer pleasure, then walking forward past a Ford Windstar.

Discovery Park was the western end of the riverside trail, at the mouth of the American River where it joined the Sacramento, and just north of downtown. It was flat—this was a spillover zone during the late winter when the river crested—but pleasantly landscaped, with open grassy fields, a band of alder and willow along the riverbank proper where it swelled out into a small lake, and some impressive valley oaks. A double-crested cormorant was sunning itself on a stump in the hot brightness beside the lake, with its black double-V wings spread and its snaky neck curved in an S, altogether looking rather like an organic Stealth Fighter. Pelicans and gulls rested out on the surface of the water; the sun was still high at five-thirty on a summer’s day, and the bands of strollers, kids Rollerblading and happy dogs leaping after Frisbees added to the pleasure of the scene. Still too urban for his taste, but a lot better than concrete and steel, and it smelled of water and fresh greenery.

The background faded as Adrienne looked up at him and smiled. Lot of megawattage there, he thought, smiling back. If they could hook that up to the grid, California’s energy problems would be solved.

“Hi,” he said. “Didn’t spot your car.”

“Oh, I walked,” she said. “Thought you might give me a lift back to Amber House afterward, and perhaps we could catch something to eat.”

“I’d be delighted,” he said sincerely, and began his own stretching.

“Want some help on that?” she asked, when he was seated and bending forward.

“Thanks,” he replied.

Adrienne went down on one knee behind him, pushing properly—a forearm just below the point between his shoulder blades, and a hand just above the small of his back. You were supposed to bend at the waist with your spine nearly straight, and try to lay chest and chin on the ground before you. He gave a grunt when the tightness in his back and hamstrings told him to stop, and held it while he controlled his breathing.

“That must have been alarming,” Adrienne said.

He could feel her breath on the skin of his neck, and the pressure of her hand and arm on the knotted scar tissue where three 7.62mm rounds had punched through his body armor. Interesting that she knows what a bullet scar feels like, he thought.

Fortunately they hadn’t penetrated very deeply, and God bless Kevlar and ceramic inserts for that. It had been alarming, afterward; at the time his first thought had been worry for the mission. The Rangers didn’t leave anyone behind, and humping his carcass out would be a genuine burden. Luckily they’d pretty quickly won the firefight that followed the ambush, and then had called for a dustoff. For an instant he was out of the hot Californian sunshine; the wind was bitter and cold and intensely dry, flicking grit and thin dirty snow into his eyes as he lay and let the medic cut the harness off. Explosions and the rattle of gunfire echoed off the great gaunt slopes of the bare mountains….

“Up,” he said, and shook his head as he eased back and got his feet under him. “Nothing too dramatic,” he went on as he rose. “We here heading up a gully, a dry wash. Had to be done, but the enemy were real good at hiding, even from our sensors; the recon drone said the way was clear. I was on point, and I didn’t see ’em either.”

“You remind me of Granddad,” she said. “He doesn’t talk much about Okinawa, either. Let’s go!”

They set out, running along the edge of the bicycle path to let the odd cyclist or Segway rider go by.

Now, that’s weird, he thought. Why on earth ride one of those things here, when you could walk?

The little two-wheel computerized electric scooters were fine for getting around cities, for distances where a car was too much and shank’s mare too little; he wished there were more of them, and fewer lawsuits and regulations to keep them out of towns, to cut down on smog and congestion. But what earthly purpose was served by standing on a platform and letting gyros and computers and electric motors do half the fun part here?

“Strange,” he said, indicating one of them with his chin.

There was an art to talking while running; you couldn’t do too much of it, and you had to synchronize your breathing.

“Yes,” she replied. “That’s like using a machine to live and hanging yourself in the closet.”

Hmmm, he thought. I approve the sentiment… but why doesn’t she ever use certain contractions? The next “yeah” I hear from her will be the first.

Aloud he went on: “And that’s a lazuli bunting, I think.”

The bird gave a pit… pit… pit as they went by, followed by a series of rising and falling warbles. It was a male, the head and upper parts a pale powdery blue with an iridescent sheen, very much like lapis lazuli, the wings blue until a white bar crossed them, and the chest orange fading to pale cream on the belly. Tom thought they were nearly as pretty as hummingbirds, and it was a pity they were so rare. It was a little odd that Adrienne gave it only a casual glance; it wasn’t that she didn’t know her birds. In the next mile she picked out as many as he; one was a black-headed grosbeak, a spectacular little black-and-orange bird with a fast, sweet warble.

“So,” she said after a few minutes of companionable silence broken only by the plop of a fish in the river and the sound of their feet. “What do you read? I’ll give odds you do.”

“Ah…” He did; the problem was his tastes were a little plebian. “A lot of wildlife and biology… some history now and then… If you mean fiction, mostly SF and mysteries.”

“Me too!” she said. “I was mad for Tolkein as a teenager, of course. Nowadays De Lint, Martin—and Turtledove and Williams, too; it’s not all Big Fat Fantasies.”

“Anderson?” he said, and she nodded. “Bujold? Baxter?”

She countered: “Dick Francis?”

“James Lee Burke?”

“Ford Maddox Roberts?”

“And the classics—Christie…”

They laughed and continued the game—she called it name-dropping in a good cause—until they reached a bridge that spanned the river across a little islet. They stopped there to catch their breath, and to lean on the railing and watch the water flow past, green and cool-looking below. Daddy longlegs skimmed over the surface, and there was the odd predatory glitter of dragonflies.

“Too bad we can’t just dive in,” she said, wiping her face with a wristband.

“Inviting, but I wouldn’t advise it,” he replied, with a wordless gesture eastward.

There was a lot of Central Valley in that direction, and that was the birth-place of industrialized agriculture. God alone knew the full list of things that were sprayed or pumped onto the fields, and then drained into this water; the ones Tom knew about were bad enough. He’d met farmers who kept special gardens for their own use, upwind of the fields where they grew vegetables for sale. Things were better than they had been, and there were more fish below than there would have been in the year of his birth. He still wouldn’t eat anything that came out of this river, though.

She shook her head angrily as they started back. “That’s one thing I hate about this… about the modern world. The feeling that I’m taking in all those chemicals every moment, and there’s nothing I can do about it.” She gave a shudder that seemed only half-assumed.

“Nothing much we can do about it,” he said, a little surprised. Bit vehement, surely? “Although we’re both trying, in our way.”

“Still… have you ever thought what California might be… have been… like? One city, and a few towns, a scattering of farms and ranches in places that don’t need massive engineering to function. All the power from small-scale hydro and geothermal…”

He laughed. “It’s an appealing fantasy, but if I let myself dwell on it, it would drive me completely crazy,” he said. “One of those ‘if I were king’ things.”

She smiled. “We all do our bit, though. I think I’m making progress convincing a couple of key legislators that something has to be done about the illegal animal trade. It’s coming back, and strongly; one of the unfortunate by-products of prosperity.”

“Damned right,” he said. “Any progress on the LA thing from your side?”

“Nothing so far,” she said. “We’re combing through the transit records at our Oakland facility, cargo manifests and so forth, but of course it would have been covered by fake documentation.”

“Bet the publicity doesn’t help,” he said. “There was more coverage of the LA thing than I’d have wanted.”

“Yes, and the TV people did their usual distort-and-get-wrong,” she said. “Bizarre indeed. There was even something about extinct animals! Did you turn up any dinosaurs or saber-tooths?”

“No, just rare ones—and a live California condor, believe it or not.”

“A genuine California condor is impressive enough. Quite a nice bit of knight-errantry, rescuing a Gymnogyps californianus, no less. To hell with beautiful princesses.”

He chuckled; the run was starting to make his lungs burn a bit, but it was a good feeling. He paced the words to the rise and fall of his barrel chest: “Not exactly extinct,” he said. “Not that that was any credit to the poachers; they were trying hard enough.”

She managed to glow at him while running, and he smiled to himself at his instinctive urge to preen. I’m no more immune than the next man to showing off before a pretty girl, he thought, and went on: “Yeah, and a damned strange bird it was; too clean.”

“Clean?” she said, frowning.

“No lead, no pesticides—and strange. The San Diego Zoo people had its DNA tested. It wasn’t related to any of the other condors, which…”

It was a relief to talk to somebody about the aspects that had been teasing at his mind. When he was finished they ran in silence for ten minutes or so; he glanced aside from time to time, watching her frown in concentration.

“I think your friend Martinez’s explanation is the most likely one,” she said after a long moment. “Excluding time travel, that is! But if there is one condor from an unknown breeding population, it’s nearly certain that there are more. And the poachers know where they are, and might well kill some while they’re trying to capture them. They’re not likely to be experts, or very careful.”

Despite the heat of the day and the sweat that was running down his body and plastering the T-shirt to his muscular torso, Tom felt his blood run cold.

“Yeah,” he said. “I was afraid of that.”

“Best bet would be to have people out looking, and beat the poachers to it,” she said thoughtfully. “I can pass the word to HQ and have our contacts in the Sierra Club and some of the birding clubs keep an eye out. If they knew there actually might be unexpected condors, they’d be a lot more likely to find them, right?”

“Good idea!” he enthused. Lord, tell me I haven’t become a complete bureaucrat, and started discounting whatever nonofficials can do. “Hey, we’re back!”

“How time flies when you’re having fun!” Adrienne said. “Just a second—I have to make a phone call.”

Tom walked up and down while he waited, cooling gradually—or cooling as much as you could on a Sacramento afternoon in June; it had the great merit of being better than July or August, but that was about it. He caught a few words of what Adrienne was saying, particularly toward the end of it, when she raised her voice.

“… cuz… condors!… need to know… plenty, and ASAP. Hand-carry… the Old Man… Nostradamus… I said hand-carry and I meant it, Filmer! Just do it!”

Evidently the Pacific Open Landscapes League ran a tight ship; the tone in her voice took him back to his time in the Rangers, especially the last snap. She was scowling slightly as she walked toward him.

“The good thing about a family business is that it’s full of people you’ve known all your life,” she said, a waspish note in her voice. “And the bad thing about a family business is that it’s full of people you’ve known all your life.”

Tom chuckled. I’d find that command voice fairly persuasive even if you were a kid sister, he thought silently. Aloud he went on: “Well, if we’re going to get something to eat, I need to get home and shower first. Otherwise I’m afraid I’d put everyone else off their feed, unless it’s a restaurant for plow-mules.”

“Hmmm,” she said, and came closer, looking up into his face and sliding an arm around his neck. “You wouldn’t happen to have a change in your car, would you?”

This time he managed to avoid flushing. In fact, he grinned; and a kiss seemed quite natural. It did emphasize their mutual stickiness.

“As a matter of fact…” he said, looking down into the leaf-green eyes, “I do.”

“Well, there’s self-confidence. And this is a town where you can get good take-out pizza, so…”

The outside of Amber House was pleasant, a big white-painted home built back in the expansive years just before 1914, linked to two others like it. That was on Twenty-second Street, only eight blocks from the Capitol, but in a neighborhood of quiet streets overshadowed with huge trees. Adrienne went ahead of him, opening the door of the suite. He followed, the pizza box in one hand, his bag in the other, and looked around. It was elegant, in a carefully old-fashioned way: big iron-framed four-poster bed, king-sized and draped in sheer curtains; sofa, dressing table, lots of burgundy and gold—and with a name of its own.

The Renoir Room, if you please, Tom thought. I suppose one could get used to this.

He could see through into a marble-tiled bathroom with a separate shower stall and two-person Jacuzzi. There was a slight scent of wax polish and an herbal sachet. It wasn’t exactly what he’d have picked, even if he could afford to drop two c-notes a day for bed-and-breakfast and the fresh chocolate-chip cookie on a little plate by the turned-down sheets of the bed.

But it’ll certainly do, he thought. “Not bad,” he went on aloud, conscious of a slight tightness in his throat. Hell, you’re not a teenager on his first heavy date, for God’s sake! he told himself sternly.

A bottle of wine was resting in a silver cooler on the table by the sofa, with two glasses. He looked at her and quirked a brow slightly as he set the pizza box down beside it.

“You’re not the only one capable of foresight,” Adrienne said gaily, tossing her key on an antique armoire and walking toward the bathroom, peeling off her T-shirt as she went. “And now, desmellification. I‘ll go first, since you’ll be quicker.”

He fought down an impulse to suggest that taking a shower together was even more economical of time; that would be a bit premature and presumptuous. Do not spoil things now! he told the part of himself that was still governed exclusively by hormones and instinct. It was a slightly smaller part of his psyche overall than when he was twenty-six, or sixteen, but not all that much smaller; and it had been quite a while.

And you’ve never, not even as an impossibly horny teenager, had a woman hit you this way. So you will remain in control. I don’t think there’s much doubt about where this evening’s going to end up, either.

Besides, he was enjoying himself hugely, more than he could remember doing for years. Roy was right; I’ve been hit hard and bad. Raw physical attraction was there in plenty, but he genuinely enjoyed her company…. And her sense of humor, and her attitudes, and her taste in books, and even the weird stuff about her relatives, he thought. I can compromise on the music. She was evidently a classics-and-folk enthusiast, sixties revival stuff, to his old-time country and alternative rock. They had some overlap; she loved the Dixie Chicks too, particularly “Goodbye Earl,” and the Poyns, and Enya, and WaterBird, and Pint & Dale.

The water hissed on; his imagination filled in pictures. For that matter, since she’d left the door open, he didn’t have to rely completely on that. He poured glasses of the wine; if he remembered correctly, it was supposed to “breathe” awhile before you drank it. Tom himself had been brought up a beer man, when he drank; years in California had taught him to enjoy wine, but he didn’t pretend to be a connoisseur or an expert. In fact, he found the more pretentious type of wine enthusiast a bore—

“Penny for them,” Adrienne said.

She was wearing a cloth bathrobe, and drying her hair as she spoke. The robe stuck to her in interesting parts, and when she lowered the towel the loose-curled bronze hair fanned out around her face like an umber cloud, slightly darkened by its dampness.

“Woof,” Tom said. “Woof, woof, woof. Thoughts? You need to ask?” Then he grinned. “I was thinking about the wine breathing. But isn’t red supposed to be at room temperature?”

“European room temperature: fifty-five degrees Fahrenheit,” she said, taking a glass from his hand and sipping. “That rule was made by Frenchmen—and northern Frenchmen at that, who lived in stone barns where you had to stand in the fireplace to get over sixty degrees. Provençals and Italians always put the bottle in a bucket of water to cool a little. Speaking of water…”

He went into the bathroom and under the rush of hot water. It felt good to get the stickiness off his skin. Looking down as he soaped himself, he thought seriously for a second of turning the water on cold.

But then, it probably wouldn’t do any good, anyway, he thought. Let’s go, boy!

One of the advantages of a Ranger-style crop haircut was that it dried easily.

When he sat down beside her on the couch, Adrienne fed him a bite of the slice of pizza she was holding in one hand. He scooped up one himself and returned the favor; it was an extremely good thin-crust, done in a brick oven, and he was hungry. That was a pity, since he hardly tasted it at all, or the wine. They smiled into each other’s eyes, and then hers took on a hint of sadness for an instant.

“There’s only one problem,” she said. His eyes flickered toward his carrying bag, and she laughed a little. “No, that’s all taken care of. The problem is I really like you. As a person.”

“That’s a problem?” he said.

“It could be, later,” she said somberly.

“To hell with later, then,” he replied, and gathered her to him.

“Rosy-fingered dawn calls,” a voice breathed in his ear.

“Hnnnn!” he grunted, and sat upright.

For a long moment he didn’t know where he was. Then memory rushed in. A long slow smile lit his face, and he ran a hand up under Adrienne’s chin. Evidently she’d been up for a while, since her hair had been washed and dried, and she was already dressed in an expensively conservative jacket-and-skirt outfit with a cream silk shirt. She took his hand, kissed the palm, and slid down toward him.

“Breakfast,” she said, a few breathless moments later.

He grinned, and continued. She made a wordless sound, half passion and half exasperation. “Dammit, I have to run! They want me back in Berkeley by nine-thirty.”

“Duty calls in its shrill unpleasant voice,” he agreed, looking at the clock; six A.M., and dawn was just stealing through the east-facing windows with rosy fingers. “You must move like a cat, Adri. I’m usually not a light sleeper.”

“Cat yourself,” she said, wiggling her eyebrows. “Tom the tomcat.”

“That makes you my queen,” he said, standing and sweeping a bow, then striking a pose and flexing when she ran her eyes up and down him again.

“I’d say you were boasting, but it’s all true,” she said, as he picked a robe up off the floor and donned it. Then: “God, but I wish we could stay together all day.”

They looked at each other, the laughter dying.

“Me too,” he said, and then forced his voice back to lightness. “Breakfast.”

It went far too quickly, even while they made arrangements to meet again on the weekend. When she left, the electricity that had been keeping him running went too, and he realized that he’d had only three hours’ sleep that night. He poured another cup of coffee and took it into the bathroom, looking at himself in the tall mirror. There were circles under his eyes, and he probably smelled disgusting. His teeth could stand brushing, too, and she’d still kissed him good-bye….

“This,” he said to his image, “has all been absolutely incredible. And you want to see her again, very badly. Very, very badly.”

Which meant that Roy probably had it right: He’d been hit hard and bad. When you’d just gone to bed with a woman and she seemed more interesting, there was definitely a lot more involved than the libido. When you couldn’t think of anything else but her…

He grinned whitely at his reflection and gave a double thumbs-up. A shower shocked him back toward normal wakefulness, although it did sting slightly on the scratches on his shoulder blades. That prompted a memory of her fingers there, and her heels stroking down from the small of his back….

“And it’s not often that guys my size get a murmured ‘you’re so sweet,’” he told himself aloud. “Pure discrimination, but we don’t. Only this time I did.”

He was still whistling when he came out of the elevator at headquarters. Roy Tully was there, with a Styrofoam cup of coffee in each hand—not likely to be anything as good as the fresh-brewed in the carafe at the Amber House, though.

Tom extended a finger that looked as if it could punch through sheet metal. “Don’t ask, Roy. Not a word. Or I turn your head around until you’re looking at the part of your anatomy you keep your brains and morals in. Capisce?”

“Capisce, amigo,” Tully said, with a lewd grin and a wink that left Tom torn between carrying out his threat and laughing. “The bossman wants to see us.”

Their supervisor occupied one of the corner offices. Henry Yasujiru was in his late fifties, blocky and impassive, with gray streaks on the sides of his raven-black hair; a neat man, formal and precise. Tom disliked him, without being entirely sure why. The office was as spare and unadorned as its occupant, with only three pictures: one of Yasujiru’s father in Italy, wearing the badge of the 442nd—a Japanese-American outfit that had collected more medals per man than any other Allied unit; one of Yosemite; and one of his mother as a young woman in front of a big Carpenter Gothic house somewhere in the Bay Area.

He began abruptly. “The affair in Los Angeles was less than satisfactory.”

Tully nodded. “Yessir, no doubt about that. Except for the condor Tom managed to get out.”

Tom nodded gravely himself, carefully not smiling. Roy wasn’t brown-nosing, but the carefully calculated razor edge of sarcasm in his voice would sail past Yasujiru like a beam of invisible energy.

“The condor is irregular,” Yasujiru said. “Most irregular. I do not see that we have achieved anything by becoming involved, Warden Christiansen. The source of the material remains elusive.”

The supervisor was holding a transcript of the San Diego Zoo’s report, as well as the one he’d turned in himself after he got back to Sacramento; Tom could see that the odd digital fantasy photograph from the warehouse was there as well.

The older man went on: “Our jurisdiction only extends to material from endangered species secured within California.”

Tom and Roy exchanged the briefest of glances out of the corner of their eyes. They both knew the bureaucratic impulse to avoid getting involved in anything unusual; here it was clashing with the equally powerful urge to get involved in anything remotely related to the organization’s mandate.

The mighty demon Cover Your Ass makes war with the evil spirit known as Build Your Empire, Tom thought.

“The condor is definitely of the Californian type,” Tom said. “And the sea-otter pelts probably came from this state.”

Yasujiru nodded reluctantly. “But what use is our participation if we cannot offer any information of our own?”

“We’ll have to find the poachers, after the middlemen are closed down,” Tom said. “And if we aren’t engaged with the operations, they may be able to scatter and avoid us—any delay in getting full information would be fatal.”

Another long silence. “Very well, then.”

“Thanks, Chief!” Tom said enthusiastically.

“I’d like to see this again, if I could, Mr. Yasujiru,” Roy added, snaffling the copy of the Aztec Grateful Dead off his senior’s desk.

“I hope there will be more… substantial results from the San Francisco operation,” Yasujiru said dubiously.

“You can count on us, Chief,” Tully said before the older man could object, shepherding Tom out like a corgi with a mastiff. “The whole thing will be resolved.”

“Phew!” he went on, as they made their exit. “Resolved and tied up with a pretty red-tape bow. Something has put fear in the heart of Fearless Leader.”

“I think he’s getting weirded out,” Tom said, as they checked their Berrettas and made sure their SOU identification was at hand. For this trip they were dressed to look nondescript, jeans and T-shirts and loose shirts over that to hide the holsters. Tully’s shirt was lime green with little dancing orange sea otters dressed in top hats and bow ties and brandishing walking sticks, Tom’s a plaid check worn soft with use.

“He likes everything aboveboard and respectable,” Roy said, and handed Tom the photograph. “This is turning out to be a seriously unrespectable investigation. Come have a look at this bit of historical reconstruction when you’re through with Fart, Barf and Itch.”

Tom looked it over while he phoned Sarah Perkins and finalized the meet with the FBI agent. There was a puzzled frown on his face when he put down the receiver.

“You know, this smells, Kemosabe. I looked it over yesterday and it’s just as fucking odd today,” Roy said.

“I know it is; and who are you calling asshole, Tonto?” Which was what Kemosabe meant.

“I’ll stop when you stop calling me idiot,” Tully replied—which was what tonto actually meant. “But seriously, asshole, this thing is strange. Weirder than you described it in the report.”

“Obviously, idiot.”

“No, in nonobvious ways,” Tully said. “Here, take a look.” He pulled out a magnifying glass. “Look at Mr. Cardiodectomy Is Part of My Cultural Identity there.”

Tom did; he hadn’t looked all that closely before, and Roy had an eye for detail work, as well as a mind that worked slantwise at things where Tom often just bulled ahead.

“Hmmm. Looks pretty ordinary, Mexican guy, middle-aged, except that he had a really bad case of acne once.”

“Not acne. You don’t get acne on your arms or gut like that. Look closer.”

Hmmm, Tom thought.

There was a scattering of pits across the arms and stomach below the T-shirt, and on the man’s muscular, scarred hands as well as on his face, or what you could see of it behind the mask. Which meant…

“Smallpox,” he said quietly.

“Yeah. Which has been extinct for what? Thirty years, most places? I saw a couple of old guys with scars like that in Somalia during my spell of humanitarian intervention and Skinny-slaughtering. Wait a minute…”

Tully looked at his watch to check that they had the time, then did a quick search—all their computers had the latest Britannica installed. The “Images” section of the article showed several photographs of smallpox scarring; the resemblance was unmistakable.

“Yeah,” Tully said. “Last known active case, Somalia, 1977. Thirty years and change. So what’s it doing in this picture? And take a look at the blood pooling on the floor there.”

“Looks like a pretty good imitation. It even has flies.”

“Exactly. Not many get that careful, even in these days of universal CGI. And look at the shit all over that altar, and around the bodies. Nobody puts that in, even when they’re going all hyperrealistic.”

Tom felt a crawling at the back of his head and down between his shoulder blades. He’d seen enough dead bodies to know that was one of the things you remembered, and which didn’t get into movies.

“Hell, you’re not saying this sacrifice is real?”

“I’m not saying a goddamned thing, except that he”—Tully stabbed a finger at the high priest holding up knife and heart—“had smallpox, and they”he moved it to the tumbled bodies—“look like the real thing, dead-and-disenhearted-wise.”

Tom laid down the magnifying glass. “Poachers I can believe. Poachers with time travel I don’t.”

“You’re the one who reads that sci-fi stuff,” Tully said. “I’m just pointing out the facts.”

Which would account for the ivory and pelts and the excessively clean condor and—No, stop it, Christiansen! Time travel is scientific nonsense, self-contradictory. And time travelers would have better things to do with their time than smuggle endangered-species products into twenty-first-century California!

“It’s definitely more weird shit, though,” Tom said aloud, thoughtfully. “In a case that’s full of it.”

“Like those investigating. Let’s get on our way. Got an appointment with F, B and I and hopefully we’re going to make arrests this time. Nothing like sweating a suspect to get some real facts.”