Dead Giveaway

Chapter Nine

‘Frances. It’s me, Charles.’

‘Keeping rather earlier hours than usual.’ Her voice was unruffled, warm without being positively welcoming. If she was surprised to hear from him after three months, she didn’t show it.

‘I wanted to catch you before you went to school.’

‘Well, you have. Just. I have to be in the car in three minutes.’

He visualised her yellow Renault 5 parked outside the house, then remembered he was projecting the wrong image. She had moved out of the Muswell Hill home they had shared and now lived in a flat in Highgate. He had not been there often enough to visualise the Renault outside it.

‘Listen, I wondered if we could meet up. .’

‘Another reconciliation?’ Her voice was wary.

‘Just to see you. I just want to see you.’

‘Well. .’

‘Couldn’t we meet for dinner tonight? Not at the flat. That Italian place in Hampstead. What do you say?’

‘Well. .’

‘Come on. I’ll behave myself. No romantic red roses. No unwelcome attentions. . that is, if they really are unwelcome. .’

‘Watch it. You’re on the verge of the “women always mean yes when they say no” heresy.’

‘No, I didn’t mean that. I’d just like to see you, talk about things. .’ Then with inspiration he added, ‘. . talk about Juliet, talk about our grandchildren. .’

‘Charles, I had just reconciled myself to the idea that I wasn’t going to hear from you again for a long time.’

‘Well, unreconcile yourself.’

‘I’m not sure. You’ve no idea, once the initial hurt and emptiness had worn off, just how restful the thought of not seeing you for a while has become.’

‘Oh.’

She responded to the disappointment in his monosyllable by asking cautiously, ‘You don’t just want to see me because you’re depressed, do you? Because I’m pretty ragged by this stage in the term, and I don’t think I’ve much spare capacity for the old hand-holding “I understand, I understand” routine.’

‘I’m not depressed. Not more than usual.’

‘Great,’ she said with resignation. ‘Have you just come to the end of one of your little affairs?’

‘No. Honestly. There hasn’t been anyone on the scene for months. . nearly a year.’

‘Hmm.’

‘Oh, come on, Frances, do have dinner with me. After all, I am your husband.’

As soon as he’d said it, he knew that this might not be the best argument to put forward, and it received a well-deserved slap-down. ‘Depends very much, I would have said, on your definition of “husband”. . whether the word is a once-and-for-all title bestowed at marriage or whether it implies a continuing active role, like, say, the word “lover”.’

‘I don’t quite see what you’re getting at,’ he said evasively.

‘Yes, you do. The word “lover” suggests something’s happening. When the affair’s over, people become “ex-lovers”. It’s not the same with “husband”. Even if the marriage is over, you don’t become an “ex-husband” without getting divorced.’

‘Oh, you’re not on about that again. I thought we agreed that there was no point in our getting divorced.’

‘You agreed that. I don’t recall my opinion being canvassed.’

‘Frances. .’

‘I have to be in the car in twenty seconds.’

‘Frances, will you please meet me for dinner in the Italian place at eight o’clock this evening?’

‘All right. But, Charles Paris. .’

‘Yes?’

‘Don’t you dare be late.’

‘I won’t be, love. You know me.’

‘Yes. I do.’

Sydnee had said she’d ring him once she’d fixed up for them to see Trish Osborne, and she came through about half-past ten.

‘She’s set up. Happy to talk. I said we’d be over early afternoon.’

‘Did you say what we wanted to talk about?’

‘No. Mind you, she didn’t ask. Presumably, like Tim Dyer, she just assumes it’s something to do with the show.’

‘Good. Well, look, can you pick me up at the bedsitter? Or will it be easier if I make my way to somewhere more central. .?’

‘Charles, I’ve got problems here. Just after I’d spoken to Trish, John Mantle came in. I’m afraid I’ve got to start out on the contestant trail again.’

‘For the second pilot?’

‘Yes. They’ve got a studio date now. The schedule’s been rejigged so that the pilot goes into Studio A next Thursday. Which means we’ve got to get a move on getting the contestants.’

‘I thought you always had some spares lined up.’

‘Yes, but I don’t think they’d be good enough for John. The American copyright-holders have been bending his ear. They say the contestants we had on the first pilot showed about as much life as General Custer after Little Big Horn. They say we’ve got to get a new lot with more “pazazz”.’

‘Where do you start looking for “pazazz”?’

‘Same places as I looked when ‘pazazz’ wasn’t on the shopping-list. The trouble is, what these Americans don’t realise is that people over here haven’t yet lost their inhibitions about game shows. It’s going to take a few years before the British reserve cracks and you see the kind of hysterical commitment you get in the States. Still, from John Mantle’s point of view, I must be seen to be busy. Four brand-new contestants with “pazazz” must be found.’

‘Are the contestants the only changes you’ll make in casting?’

‘Well, obviously we’ll need one new celeb now Bob’s moved up to host. Lots of names have been mentioned, but I don’t think it’s been offered to anyone yet. And we’ll have to set up four more “professions”.’

‘Oh.’ Charles saw a potential booking disappearing over the horizon.

‘Come on, Charles, we couldn’t book you lot again. With three of the same celebs on the panel, they’re going to remember what your real professions were.’

‘I doubt it. They didn’t take any notice of us, didn’t see us as people at all. I bet, if I was back on, two of them’d still think I was the hamburger chef.’

‘You’re probably right. But we can’t take the risk. People get very uptight about these game shows. Any hint of rigging or cheating or someone being “in the know”, and you can get some very nasty reactions.’

‘I suppose so.’

‘Anyway, Chita’s busy setting up four new “professions” — “professions”, of course, who might just conceivably wear hats, which let me tell you, is not as easy as it sounds — and I have got to shoot off to Manchester to interview some punters in the fruitless search for “pazazz”.’

‘Oh.’

‘What I’m saying, Charles, is can you go and interview Trish Osborne on your own?’

‘But what ever excuse can I give for being there? At least, with you, I’d have some sort of W. E.T. credibility, but on my own. .’

‘I’m sure you’ll think of something, Charles.’

It took Charles longer than he had expected to get to Billericay, and it was after four when he finally reached the neat dark-red-brick three-bedroomed house where Trish Osborne lived.

He got a whiff of perfume as she opened the door, and saw that she was wearing a pale-blue flying-suit. She had dressed up for her continuing contact with the media world.

Though he had had plenty of travelling time during which to work out his excuse for appearing on her doorstep, he hadn’t come up with much. ‘I’m afraid Sydnee suddenly had to go to Manchester,’ he said lamely, ‘so there’s just me.’

‘Never mind.’ She ushered him into her living-room. The carpet had a yellow and green zigzag design, whose colours were picked up on the open curtains. White patterned net against the double glazing shut out the darkening world. The mahogany veneer surface of the dining table gleamed, as did the yellow-upholstered chairs marshalled around it. Light refracted through the spotless glass ornaments above the matt silver music centre on the room divider. On the walls, in yellow velvet tasselled frames, were photographs of three children at different ages. In pride of place, on the mantelpiece over the ‘log-effect’ gas fire, lay her red, blue and silver If The Cap Fits cap.

She gestured to a lime-green three-piece suite with dark wood arm-rests and rigidly plumped yellow cushions. ‘Do sit down. What can I get you? Tea? Coffee? Something stronger?’

This last was offered with a kind of insouciant daring, Trish demonstrating her freedom from the conventional restraints which might have inhibited someone not accustomed to media circles.

Charles resisted the temptation. ‘Tea’d be lovely.’

She must have had the kettle boiling when he arrived, because she appeared in only a couple of minutes with a loaded tray. Charles still hadn’t worked out his line of approach, so, while she poured, he played for time by indicating the photographs. ‘Nice-looking kids.’

‘Yes. Taken some time ago. They’re all grown-up now.’

‘Really?’

‘Youngest’s twenty.’

He looked at her. He knew it was going to be a corny line, but it was still true. ‘You don’t look old enough to have children of that age.’

She coloured very slightly in acknowledgement of the compliment. Her dark hair was even shorter, must have been cut since the recording. It came down to little peaks in front of her small ears. ‘If you start breeding at seventeen, it’s quite possible to have them all off your hands by the time you’re forty.’ She hesitated. ‘And then look around to see if there’s anything left of your life.’

‘Lots, I’m sure.’ Charles smiled in meaningless reassurance. ‘Even at my age, one still hopes there are more good bits to come.’

She didn’t look convinced. Nor did she look at ease, perched on the edge of her lime-green armchair. Charles took a long swallow of tea. He still hadn’t decided how to explain his presence. True, she hadn’t questioned it yet, but the moment must come.

He made a kind of start. ‘Terrible business at the recording, wasn’t it?’

‘Yes. The poor girl. I mean, I know men can be bastards, but to be driven to that. . to kill someone. .’

‘Yes. Poor Chippy.’

‘I thought the name was Caroline something.’

‘Chippy was her nickname, the name she used at work.’

‘I wonder what she’ll get. Surely not life for something like that. .? I mean it was a crime of passion, wasn’t it?’

‘I suppose so. Though that’s not always a category the British Law recognises. She could still get a hefty sentence.’

‘But I’d have thought when something’s spur-of-the-moment like that. .’

‘Not completely spur-of-the-moment. Taking the cyanide from one studio to the other must have involved a degree of premeditation.’

‘As I said, poor girl. .’

Charles decided to take a risk. ‘There has been talk around W.E.T. that maybe she wasn’t the one who did it. .’

‘What do you mean?’

‘There have been suggestions that someone else killed Barrett Doran.’

‘What!’ She turned her wide brown eyes on him in amazement. Either the idea was a total shock to her, or she was putting up a very skilful front. Charles, who knew a bit about the subject, didn’t think she was a good enough actress to be shamming. He decided it was worth taking another risk. The truth, he had often found, could be a useful surprise tactic.

‘In fact, that’s why I’m here. As I say, various people at W.E.T. have had doubts about Chippy’s guilt and I’m just sort of investigating, on their behalf, to see if there’s any other possible explanation for what happened.’

‘I see.’ The eyes went down quickly, but not quickly enough to hide their disappointment. ‘And, if Sydnee had been able to come today, is that what she would have been coming about?’

‘Yes.’

‘Ah.’ The hurt was still there.

‘Why, what did you imagine she might — ?’

‘Nothing, nothing.’

Charles looked at the bowed dark head in its neat suburban living-room, and suddenly he saw everything. It was just another manifestation of the power of television. Trish Osborne thought she had done well on If The Cap Fits. And indeed she had. She had been a good lively contestant (in spite of what Aaron Greenberg and Dirk van Henke felt). But that was all she had been. She, with that ignorance of scale that always afflicts amateurs, had not recognised the limits of her performance. She had seen it as the start of something. With time on her hands at home for ideas to grow like ginger-beer plants, she had fantasised of directors hailing her as a ‘natural’ for television, of offers of work, of a new impetus to dig her out of her domestic rut, of a career to fill the void left by her departed children. She had thought that Sydnee’s wish to see her would be about the next step on that ladder. It was all very commonplace, very predictable and very sad.

He knew he was right, but he passed no comment on his findings. ‘So I’m here, really, to ask you to think back over that studio day, think if there was anything suspicious, anything you noticed that seemed out of the ordinary.’

She laughed, jogging herself out of self-pity. ‘The whole day seemed pretty out of the ordinary to me. I’d never been in a television studio before. It may seem pretty ordinary to you, but let me tell you, being on television is the answer to many a Billericay housewife’s dreams.’ Her face clouded. ‘I suppose, after what happened, I’m not even going to be on television. I mean, there’s no way they can put out that recording, is there?’

‘No.’

She clutched at a straw. ‘They couldn’t sort of edit on another ending. .?’

Charles shook his head. ‘Sorry, love.’ (For a moment he wondered, ‘Do I normally say ‘love’ as much as this, or have I picked it up from the infinitely understanding Joanie Bruton?’) ‘Think about it — with a show of that sort, you can’t suddenly change hosts in the middle. You couldn’t even if there had been no publicity about Barrett’s death. As it is. .’

‘Yes, I’m sorry. I was just being silly. Not thinking. Of course they couldn’t use it.’

Moved again by the disappointment in her eyes, Charles searched for another reassurance. ‘It probably hasn’t made that much difference, actually, love.’ (Doing it again.) ‘With a show like this, they’d be very unlikely to put out the pilot. They’d be almost bound to want to make some changes in the casting or the format before they got into a series.’

This was not at all the right thing to say. The brown eyes blazed. ‘What, you mean we went through all that for nothing? We were just being used as guinea pigs with no chance of the show actually being on the television? The producer swore it would go out unless there was something terribly wrong.’

‘Well,’ said Charles, redirecting the conversation off this sticky patch, ‘there was something terribly wrong, wasn’t there?’

This brought her up short. ‘Yes,’ she replied softly.

‘Barrett Doran’s death. Can we talk about that?’

‘If you like.’ She remained subdued, still inwardly boiling at the perfidy of a television company that could put her under such strain on what she regarded as false pretences.

‘Starting from the idea that Chippy didn’t kill her former lover. .’

‘Was he? I didn’t know that.’

‘Yes. That was presumed to be her motive. ‘Hell hath no fury. .’

‘Sorry?’

‘. . like a woman scorned.’

She gave a small shake of her head. The quotation didn’t mean anything to her.

‘Anyway, if Chippy didn’t, somebody else did. And the murderer put cyanide in Barrett Doran’s drink at a very specific time. During the meal-break, between six-thirty and ten to seven. Sydnee and I have been going round, checking up on the movements of people connected with the show at that time.’

‘Oh yes?’ There was a new reticence in her manner; she didn’t volunteer anything.

‘I wondered what you were doing then, Trish. .’

She coloured. ‘Oh, you know. This and that. I can’t really remember.’

‘You left Chita in the Conference Room at a quarter past six. You were back in there at twenty to seven. You left the room with Tim Dyer. You both said you fancied a steak. Neither of you had one.’

‘You have been doing your research.’

‘Outside the Conference Room you both got into separate lifts. I want to know what you did for the next twenty-five minutes.

She now looked very flustered. ‘I said. I can’t really remember. I was very nervous. I just walked about to calm me down.’

‘This is important, Trish. I’m talking about the time that the cyanide was put into the glass.’

The brown eyes widened. ‘But surely you don’t think that I had anything to do with it?’

‘I’m just trying to eliminate as many people as possible from suspicion,’ Charles replied stolidly, in a voice he’d used as a Detective-Inspector in an Agatha Christie play (‘About as lively as a Yorkshire pudding that’s still wet in the middle’ — West Sussex Gazette).

‘Well, there wasn’t anything suspicious about what I was doing.’

‘Trish,’ he said with a little more force, ‘nothing was seen of you from the moment you got into the lift. . until you came out of Barrett Doran’s dressing room at about twenty-five past six. At which time you were crying.’

She looked for a second as if she might be about to cry again, but then regained control of herself and appeared to make the decision to tell the truth. ‘All right. I did go to his dressing room.’

‘Straight after you came out of the lift in the basement?’

‘Yes.’

‘Why did you go there?’

‘He’d invited me for a drink.’ The words were dragged out truculently.

‘And you agreed to have a drink with him? Even after the way he had humiliated you in the afternoon?’

Her blush spread down her neck. Charles’s eyes, unwillingly following it, were uncomfortably aware, through the thin material of the flying-suit, of the unmentioned subject of their conversation.

‘Yes, I suppose he had humiliated me. But I overreacted. I shouldn’t have burst into tears on the set. I know you’ve got to be tough if you’re going to get anywhere in television.’ She repeated this last line devoutly, like an article of faith.

‘Presumably, when you agreed to go and have a drink with him, you were aware of Barrett Doran’s reputation as a womaniser?’

‘That’s why I agreed,’ she almost snapped at him. Charles gaped. ‘God, have you any idea how boring life is in Billericay? I want my life to start, I want to catch up on all the things I missed while I was having babies and polishing furniture. No, I didn’t like Barrett Doran, he’d upset me a lot during the rehearsal, but I knew that he fancied me. I wasn’t going to miss a chance. I know you have to sleep around if you’re going to get anywhere in television.’

This again was spoken like part of a creed, received wisdom which she had picked up and was determined to believe. Charles found himself shocked by her strange mixture of outrageousness and naivete, and a little frightened by the desperation that accompanied it.

‘So can I enquire what happened when you got into his dressing room?’

‘Don’t see why not.’ Her attempt at brazen insouciance was not coming off. There was something engagingly pathetic about it, like a teenager adding a couple of years to her age at a party. ‘Fairly predictable, really. He poured me a drink, then he put his arms round me and started to kiss me. That was what I had expected, so it wasn’t such a big deal. .’

‘But. .’ Charles voiced the unspoken conjunction.

‘But he was a bit too. . He rushed me. I wasn’t quite ready for. . I hadn’t expected him to. .’ All the skin above her neckline was now deep red. ‘. . to want to do it so quickly,’ she pronounced finally.

‘He hadn’t got long. Only time for a quickie,’ said Charles without much emphasis.

‘Anyway, he was scrabbling at my clothes, trying to undress me — not all of me, just the bits he needed, and I was sort of holding him back, but not quite holding him back and. . and then the door opened.’

She sat back in her chair, relieved, as if the worst part of the narrative was over.

‘It was a girl. Blonde girl. Pretty, I suppose. I didn’t recognise her.’

‘Had she got on a light-grey sort of all-in-one suit. . cut like the one you’re wearing?’ Trish nodded. ‘That was Chippy, the one who’s been charged with his murder.’

‘Good heavens. Was it? I didn’t really look at her. You know, I was flustered, pulling my clothes around me. It was. . well, it was embarrassing.’

‘And was that what made you cry?’

‘No. It was what Barrett said to me.’ She looked once again tearful at the recollection.

‘Can I ask. .?’

‘I won’t tell you exactly what he said, but he dismissed me, as if I were. . I don’t know, a waiter, a taxi-driver. . no one. . as if I wasn’t a person at all.’

‘I’m rather afraid that’s how he treated most people.’

‘Yes.’ She seemed listless, tired out by her account.

‘So you left the dressing room and went out into the corridor?’

‘Yes.’

‘Where you met Roger Bruton.’

‘I saw him. I turned away. I didn’t want him to see I was crying.’

‘Any particular reason, or wouldn’t you have wanted anyone to see you crying?’

‘I wouldn’t want anyone to, but. .’ She let out a little cough of laughter. ‘. . I particularly didn’t want him to. I was afraid he’d get Joanie to come along and ask what the matter was. I couldn’t have faced her understanding me. God knows how he’s stuck it all these years. What hell it must be for a man whose wife really understands him.’

‘Most men complain of the opposite.

‘Do you?’ Her brown eyes found his.

‘Complain that my wife doesn’t understand me? No, I’m rather afraid she does. But, since we’ve been separated for fifteen years or so, the point’s really academic.’ He needed to break the link between their eyes, so he looked away and moved briskly on. ‘You left Barrett’s dressing room at about twenty-five past six. You weren’t back up in the Conference Room till twenty to seven.’

‘No.’

‘What did you do? Can you account for that quarter of an hour?’

‘I went to the Ladies, the one near Make-up. I was crying. I didn’t want people to see me crying. I went to sort of pull myself together.’

It was a fairly shaky alibi, but she said it so ingenuously Charles felt inclined to believe her. ‘Did you see anyone apart from Roger Bruton before you got back to the Conference Room?’

‘I saw Bob Garston.’

‘Oh?’

‘After I’d come out of the Ladies. While I was waiting for the lift. It took ages to come. Bob came and waited too.’

‘Did he say anything?’

‘Commented on how inefficient the lifts were, that sort of thing. I was still trying to hide the fact that I’d been crying, so I didn’t want to make conversation.’

‘No. And this’d be. . what? Round twenty to seven?’

‘Must’ve been by then, yes.’

‘And when the lift finally came, did you both travel up to the fifth floor together?’

She nodded.

‘I don’t suppose you saw where Bob came from? Did he walk all the way along the corridor to the lifts?’

‘Oh no. He came out of one of the doors half-way along.’

‘Do you remember which one?’

‘Yes, certainly. The door from Studio A.’

‘Ah,’ said Charles, as non-committally as he could, smothering the surge of excitement inside him.

Trish Osborne did not seem aware of the portent of her words. She stretched her arms behind her neck and yawned.

The movement emphasised what Barrett Doran had thought unsuitable for family viewing. ‘That’s really tired me out, going through all that again. Let’s have a real drink now.’

Charles didn’t refuse, and was soon equipped with a large glass of Chivas Regal. Trish had a schooner of sherry. She sat down on the sofa beside him and looked at her watch. ‘That’s not bad. Kept off the booze till half-past five today.’

This remark, like some of her earlier ones, seemed designed only to shock. Charles did not react. He reckoned he had got what he came for. Bob Garston had been seen coming out of Studio A at exactly the right time. The investigation was proceeding.

‘Nothing else you can remember struck you as odd during the studio day? Nothing that happened just before his actual death or. .?’

‘I wouldn’t have seen it if there had been anything. I was eliminated, remember.’

‘Oh yes, of course. Well, did your husband see anything from the audience?’

She let out a short, bitter laugh. ‘He wasn’t there. He’s not interested in any of my activities.’

‘Oh.’

‘The only thing that interests him is his work. That’s why he gets home at ten every night. “Working late at the office.” Classic cover-up for an affair. I sometimes think I wouldn’t mind if it was an affair. At least that’d give another dimension to him, he wouldn’t be one hundred per cent boring. But I’m afraid, in his case, no, it really is work.’

‘Oh,’ said Charles. Trish seemed closer to him now on the sofa, her shoulder brushing against his. He sat forward. ‘Really should be off. I’m very grateful to you for. .’

‘There’s no hurry. Have another drink.’

‘Oh no, I shouldn’t, well, just a small one.’

It wasn’t a small one. Trish’s refill wasn’t small, either. She suddenly giggled as she bounced down on to the sofa beside him. ‘Awfully embarrassing, wasn’t it, in the studio, that business about my blouse? I bet you didn’t know where to look.’

‘Oh, it was. . all right. I’m sure you were more embarrassed than anyone else was. I’ve seen that sort of thing happen a lot before.’

‘Oh?’ She arched an eyebrow.

‘Well, I mean, I’ve been to lots of costume calls and photo calls where that kind of thing arises — I mean, happens.’ He didn’t think he was doing this very well. ‘There are always problems like that. Men have to be told to put jock-straps under their tights and ladies. . well. .’ He found his eyes were ineluctably drawn to the objects of discussion. ‘Happens all the time in the theatre,’ he babbled. ‘Always has. Dr Johnson told David Garrick he’d have to stop going backstage because the actresses’ breasts unsettled him.’

Trish Osborne did not seem over-interested in this snippet of literary anecdote. Instead, she looked down at her cleavage. ‘Barrett Doran was wrong, actually.’

‘Oh. What about?’

‘Well, he said they’d gone like that because I was panting for it.’

‘Oh yes, so he did. I remember vaguely.’

‘That wasn’t the reason. It was just nerves, you know, being in the studio and all that.’

‘Oh. Well, there you go.’

‘I mean, the effect is the same, but it was nerves.’

‘Ah.’

‘It’s not nerves now,’ she said.

Charles felt bad as he entered the restaurant in Hampstead. In spite of her apparent sophistication, it turned out that he was the first man with whom Trish had cheated on her husband, and that had led to a few tears. Also the brazenness of her approach, and the fact that he was clearly not an individual but some rite of passage into her fifth decade, left him feeling soiled.

And he was late. Twenty to nine.

There was no softness in Frances’s face as she demanded, ‘Where the hell have you been?’

‘Oh,’ he said. ‘Billericay.’