Death of a Witch

∨ Death of a Witch ∧

12

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

– Robert Louis Stevenson

Lochdubh settled down into its usual placid ways. Hamish hoped the poachers were long gone.

He opened the door one misty morning to find his mother standing on the step. He stooped down and gave her a hug. “What brings you?”

“I’ve a rare treat for you, Hamish,” said Mrs. Macbeth, sitting at the table and opening up a capacious leather handbag. “Have you heard o’ Pedro’s Olive Oil?”

Hamish shook his red head. “And what did you win this time?” he asked. His mother was addicted to entering competitions.

“This!” She pulled out a folder. “It’s a four-day trip to Barcelona, first class on Eurostar to Paris, then Grande Classe on a train called the Joan Miro and a few nights in a hotel. You’d need to leave in two weeks’ time.”

“Can’t you give it to anyone else, Mum? I mean, I’ve been to Spain.”

“It’s a great big country. You’ve got to get out a bit.”

“How did you win?”

“I wrote a slogan, “Pedro’s health-giving olive oil can give you long life.” See! Simple. Better to keep it simple. They’ve got a photo o’ a fellow who looks like a Spanish Father Christmas to put on the bottles.”

“And that’s it? What if someone uses the stuff aged thirty and drops dead?”

“I don’t have to bother about that. Anyway, it’s all in the words. I said ‘can,’ not ‘will.’” A note of steel entered her voice. “What you need is a holiday. I’m leaving this folder here and in a fortnight’s time, I want to hear you’re on your way.”

In vain did Hamish protest. His mother slapped the folder down on the table and left.

Two days later, feeling he had done his duty by driving the many miles over his beat, he decided to take himself up into the hills. A little part of him was still worried that the poachers were out to get him.

It was a grand day as he headed up into the mountains. The peaks of the Two Sisters were still covered in snow. The days were getting longer already, which was cheering. There was so very little daylight in the north in winter.

A curlew piped its mournful note and up above, a golden eagle flashed its wings in the sun. He turned and looked back at the village. He could see a figure that looked like Archie Maclean painting something on a board outside his cottage. He took out a small pair of powerful binoculars and focussed on the notice. It said, TRIPS ROUND THE BAY IN A GENUINE SCOTTISH FISHING BOAT.

Hamish remembered that Archie had decided to try his hand in a bit of tourism when the summer came along.

The fish stocks were dwindling, and he had been searching around for a way to make some extra money.

Right down the hill something glinted in the heather.

Hamish took to his heels and ran. He looked briefly back over his shoulder. Two men with guns had risen out of the heather where they had been hiding.

Hamish was a champion hill runner. He ran like the wind heading up and up to a particular plateau he knew. The round tarns, those ponds like miniature Scottish lochs left behind by the Ice Age, shone like so many giants’ blue eyes in the sun.

On and on ran Hamish until he gained the plateau, which was covered by a peat bog.

Experienced in the treacheries of the bog, he leapt from tussock to tussock, gained the far side, and crouched down behind a large boulder.

He was unarmed. He took out his mobile phone and found that the battery was dead.

His wits against two rifles! He could only hope it would work.

What were their names again? Ah, he had it. The older one was Walter Wills and the younger, Granger Home.

He cautiously looked round the rock in time to see the two men on the far side of the bog.

“There’s the bastard!” shouted Wally. He raised his rifle. Hamish withdrew his head as a bullet pinged off the rock.

Sound carried in the clear air. He heard Wally saying, “He cannae be armed or he’d ha’ shot back. Come on. Let’s get him.”

♦

Down below at his cottage window, Angus the seer put down his powerful telescope and hurtled out of his cottage and down the brae to the village, crying for help.

♦

“Come on, come on,” muttered Hamish.

Suddenly there was a cry. “Get me out o’ here!”

Hamish peered round the rock. Granger had fallen into a peat bog. Wally put his gun down on the heather and tried to pull him out. “I’m sinking,” moaned Granger. “You’ve got to hold me.”

“Here!” said Wally. “Hold on tae the butt o’ my rifle and I’ll pull you out.”

There was a loud shot and Wally fell to the ground.

He forgot to put the safety catch on, thought Hamish. The man’s shot himself.

Hamish hurried towards them. Someone had left a long branch, which they had been using as a walking stick. He seized it and then crouched down by Granger. “I’m going to wedge this under your arms. Don’t move or struggle. I’ll get help.”

He then went to Wally. The man’s blank eyes looked up to the indifferent sky.

“I shot him.” Tears ran down Granger’s cheeks. “When I grabbed his rifle, I must ha’ pulled the trigger.”

“It won’t be long,” said Hamish.

He ran off. Further down the slopes he met a posse of ghil-lies and gamekeepers and told them what had happened.

“Air-sea rescue’ll be along in a minute. They can pull him out of the bog,” said one ghillie.

By the time they returned, a helicopter had come over the mountains and was hovering over the bog. Two men came down. “The best thing you can do,” said Hamish, “is get a rope round him and pull him out.”

As they fastened the rope under Granger’s armpits, Hamish charged him with attempted murder.

The rope was then tied securely on to the cable, and the helicopter was signalled to haul away.

The rope strained, and then, with a great plop like a cork being pulled out of a bottle, Granger was up and out of the bog.

“Get a stretcher down and lash him on to it,” ordered Hamish.

“There’s no need for that at all,” said an ambulance man. “The winch is here. They can haul both of us up.”

“I’m ordering you to get this man on a stretcher. I fear he may attack you.”

“I’m a paramedic and he looks as quiet as a lamb to me. Come on, son, let’s get you winched up.”

Hamish watched as the two figures rose up to the helicopter. Then the paramedic screamed and Granger fell, spiralling straight down. He smashed into the rock Hamish had been hiding behind and lay still.

Sirens were sounding in the village below.

Another paramedic was winched down. His face was white with shock. “He knifed Johnny.”

“Is Johnny going to be all right?” asked Hamish.

“Aye, he just slashed at his hand. Is this fellow dead?”

“Yes, very. I think he blamed himself for the deam of his friend. I was worried something like this might happen.”

♦

It was to be a long day. The bodies of Walter and Granger were winched up to be taken to the procurator fiscal in Strathbane.

Hamish told the ghillies and keepers to make sure none of the approaching police went into the bog.

Jimmy Anderson eventually arrived, gasping and panting, surrounded by armed police.

“You’re too late,” said Hamish. “Two dead men. Where’s Blair?”

“Down in his car. You won’t see him climbing up anywhere.”

Hamish described what had happened. “Lot of paperwork for you,” said Jimmy when Hamish had finished. “You weren’t armed?”

“No.”

“That’s a mercy. I wouldn’t put it past Blair to try to claim you shot Wally.”

“Do you want me to help you down the hill?”

“Hamish, I’ve got to stay here for the forensic team. You’d better go down and report to Blair. Have you heard the news about Lesley?”

“No. What?”

“She’s engaged to be married to her boss, Bruce. She did ask me to be sure to let you know.”

“I’m not going down to report to Blair,” said Hamish. “Tell him I’m looking for clues or something.”

Jimmy’s phone rang. Hamish, listening, assumed it was Blair. He wandered off up the hillside until the scene below him grew smaller and smaller. He stayed up in the mountains until dark when he returned to the police station and wearily began to type up his report.