Deceived

21

The next morning, from my SUV, I was about to dial what I hoped was Crystal Helms’s number for the third time when Tomlinson called with news. Ford’s retriever would be delivered by a van service around eight that evening, hopefully before sunset.

“Think you can handle the animal?” he asked.

Mindful of his comments to Birdy, I said, “As long as he doesn’t get too attached-I’d hate to hurt anyone’s feelings.”

“Won’t happen,” Tomlinson said. “That dog’s sensitivity chip wasn’t installed, and I sorta wonder about the way his brain’s wired, too. It’s a match made in heaven, now that I think about it. Him and Doc, I mean-not you.”

I had met the dog, who was a stubborn animal, but at least he didn’t yap or hump, and I replied that I was looking forward to spending the next few nights at Dinkin’s Bay. Then asked about Ford, saying, “Any news?”

Tomlinson replied with a Ho ho ho Santa laugh. “Doc never makes contact when he’s traveling. Like a sort of a religious thing with him-he doesn’t want to interrupt the flow of whatever bizarre experience he’s enjoying. Different planes of existence with that dude… or moral boundaries. I’ve never been whacked enough to inquire. Or had the balls.”

“There’s fighting going on in Venezuela,” I told him. “Almost a war, according to the Internet.”

“Perfect. Then our boy’s happy as a pig in clover. Probably shopping for a beach time-share, hoping the kimchi really hits the fan.”

“It’s nothing to joke about,” I said.

Puzzled for a moment, Tomlinson replied, “Huh?” Then said, “Oh. Well… back to the dog. The owner dude from Atlanta, he called about the delivery time. After a few minutes listening to that cyborg, I’ve decided to change his name.”

“Change the dog’s name?” I said.

“Of course! It would take a court battle to change the owner’s name. Where’s your head today?”

I was still confused. Ford had found the retriever starved and half wild in the Everglades but hadn’t named the animal during the week it took to locate the rightful owner, who lived in Atlanta. Tomlinson often said things that seemed absurd, however, so I listened patiently while he explained that the owner didn’t really care about the dog-why else would he sell him to Ford?-so this was a fresh start in the retriever’s life.

“What do you think about Largo?” he asked. “It came to me last night in a dream.”

I replied, “It’s a good name for an island, but shouldn’t you leave that up to Marion?”

“Why? You think Rex is better? Or maybe Ranger?”

I was thinking that Ranger sounded pretty good but didn’t say it because Tomlinson was implying that Ford and I both lacked creativity. Instead, I listened to him explain that the dog had been traveling south through the Everglades on his way to Florida Bay when he and Ford had interceded. “Next stop, Bogie and Bacall Land,” Tomlinson said. “Key Largo.”

I was on my way to Rosanna Helms’s funeral and had just spoken with Joel, then Loretta, and didn’t want to continue with a phone glued to my ear. So I tried to end the conversation, saying, “Lower Matecumbe might work just as well, then. Or Islamorada. How about we talk about it later when I get to Dinkin’s Bay?”

“I considered Matecumbe,” Tomlinson said, totally serious. “Cudjoe Key, too, which actually fits the dog’s personality, but only because of the movie. This is a whole new karma deal we’re trying to create, so the devil-dog thing’s out. Islamorada, however… hum. Kinda feminine, nice-but, hey! What about Ramrod-as in Ramrod Key?”

Thankfully, his phone beeped. A moment later, he told me, “It’s my pistol-packin’ yarmulke calling. Gotta run.”

Birdy Tupplemeyer, who had Mondays and Thursdays off, was spending the afternoon with Tomlinson but wasn’t going to stay late, she had told me. We had spoken only briefly. She was relieved that, according to Joel, Brenita had been found before midnight and returned peacefully to the clinic, where she was being treated for addiction and bipolar disorder. Because her symptoms included bouts of paranoia, it wasn’t surprising that we’d heard her screaming, although the two orderlies were still being questioned. For the same reason, the public defender had already asked the court to review Brenita’s case, which included several assault charges, along with prostitution.

Birdy had remarked on how unsavory a job in law enforcement can be, then asked, “You didn’t contact your archaeologist friends about last night, did you? When I go back there, if I find even a shard of human bone, the whole dynamic changes. That’s when we take it public.”

As I drove toward the cemetery, anything was better than thinking about the funeral, which I dreaded, so recent conversations pinged around in my head, vying for attention: Joel Ransler discussing Brenita and commenting on what Mica had said, telling me, With few exceptions, there’s no statute of limitations on federal income tax evasion.

Same as murder. Joel didn’t say it, but I knew it was true because of our conversation on the dock where Dwight Helms had died.

Loretta’s voice, and her odd behavior, soon displaced Joel. She had sounded nervous on the phone earlier that morning, telling me, The girls and me are taking the courtesy bus, so no reason for you to come to the services, sugar. Or even the cemetery. A woman’s not dead until her last friend is buried, so Pinky’s doing just fine.

Strange. My demanding mother had excused me from an obligation-something she’d never done before. Clearly, she didn’t want me at the funeral, and I shuffled through possible reasons but came up with only one: someone she didn’t want me to see or meet might be there.

Crystal possibly? More likely Crystal and Mica. Loretta had to have known they were out of prison, yet she hadn’t said a word to me.

Something else very odd was the comforting way she had said, A woman’s not dead until her last friend is buried, so Pinky’s doing just fine. What did that mean? Even before her stroke, my mother had chastened me with cryptic remarks, then reveled in my confusion, but now it was impossible to separate nonsense from wisdom, let alone an utterance that had the ring of divine insight.

On the other hand, maybe Loretta was just being sneaky again and laying a false trail.

I was thinking, Maybe it’s true what Mica said. Loretta really was involved with pot hauling… on the sales end, possibly. Yes… selling the stuff because she hates boats, and no one in their right mind would trust Loretta to drive a truck loaded with weed.

But then I reminded myself that Loretta wouldn’t have had to depend on her secret lover for a nice car and clothes if she’d had money. Arnie, she had called him.

I was mulling that over when something new shot into my mind: the oddity of Birdy Tupplemeyer saying, When I go back there… if I find even a shard of bone.

Why had she said I, not we?

Then I remembered her telling me she wasn’t staying at Dinkin’s Bay late enough to see me when I came to meet the dog. She hadn’t explained why, but I now knew the reason… suspected anyway.

Immediately, I grabbed my cell and called. I got her voice mail and left a message. “Don’t you dare go back there tonight alone,” I said. “Call me as soon as you get this.”

I hung up and tried Tomlinson’s cell, which went immediately to his new voice mail recording: I know why you’re calling and your suspicions are correct. A message would only murk matters… BEEP!

Talk about cryptic! I was so taken aback, I stumbled and stammered but finally said, “Have Birdy call me, don’t let her do anything stupid,” which sounded nonsensical, but that was okay because it was Tomlinson.

From the parking lot of Kirby Funeral Home, I tried Birdy’s number one more time, then turned off my phone and went inside.

THE TWO DOZEN PEOPLE who had attended services for Rosanna Helms were now reassembling at the cemetery, a modern place designed to accommodate lawn mowers rather than celebrate the dead who lay beneath plaques that didn’t exceed the height of the grass.

Dwight Helms was there, and I was careful to step over him before taking my place next to Loretta and her three bingo-playing friends. The ladies were dressed in their finest black and wore hats with lace veils. They had been whispering back and forth until I appeared, then went silent but for their sniffing. Loretta, however, was cried out and had no trouble saying to me, “This place is nothing but a strip mall for undertakers. Bury me here, I’ll come back and haunt you.”

She wasn’t trying to lighten the mood, my mother was serious. To prove it, she lifted her veil and shook her head at the indignity being forced upon Rosanna Helms. Her best friend’s coffin was elevated beneath a blue awning, fresh flowers around it that would soon be replaced by plastic-cemetery rules.

“Don’t worry,” I said. “You’re too ornery to die, and I wouldn’t come back here if you did.” Then I asked a question I couldn’t ask during the service: “Who’s that man?”

Loretta knew exactly who I meant: a tall man with wide shoulders who appeared to be in his eighties but still had a sheen of silver hair combed slick and wore a gray suit that was tailored to fit, a quarter inch of white sleeves showing and a blue hankie. Her veil couldn’t hide the fact that she had traded looks with him more than once during the service. Now he was staring at her again… or at me, although that was unlikely.

“What man?” Loretta asked, then shushed me when I tried to answer, saying, “The preacher’s ready, no talking, dear.”

I stepped back and let my mother have her way. Watched her and her best friends join hands: Epsey Hendry, Becky Darwin, and Jody Summerlin, all from old fishing families. Together, they became a single unit, four women who had weathered a lot of life together and who were set apart by their unity even in a circle of people who had all known Rosanna Helms. At that instant, the remark A woman’s not dead until her last friend is buried took on new meaning. I realized the three women knew my mother better than I ever would. They had shared their private lives together and knew Loretta’s secrets, the things a mother can’t tell a daughter. Pot hauling, selling weed was possibly one of those secrets, although I didn’t believe it, but I had a strong suspicion they all knew the silver-haired man. He was Arnie, I suspected, Loretta’s lover until one or both of them got religion and ended their affair-he was the real reason she had offered me an excuse not to attend.

I understood now. Surrounded by so much death, their past intimacy was-if I was right about the man-still important to Loretta and him, too, which no longer struck me as tawdry. To be loved and loving, whatever the circumstances, was worth the risk and more valuable than the wobbly tower that is morality. It caused me to feel softer toward my mother and reminded me to value my own friends and to revel in love while I could because the years were ticking past.

“Nice service. Are you staying to eat?”

The man had whispered the question, but I jumped anyway, unaware that someone had slipped up behind me. It was Joel Ransler, wearing a black sports coat and a tie that set off his eyes. He hadn’t attended the earlier service, and I hadn’t seen him arrive.

I shook my head No and touched a finger to my lips, which was unnecessary. The minister had finished praying and was making people laugh by telling anecdotes about “Pinky,” so it seemed okay when Joel cupped my elbow and walked me to a spindly tree held straight by gardening wire. We could talk there if we kept our voices low.

“How’s your mother holding up?”

“She baked two pies and a ham this morning, then threatened to haunt me if I buried her here,” I said. “Why didn’t you tell me you were coming?”

“Would you have baked something? I’ve never seen you dressed up before.”

I was wearing a tan sleeveless dress from Chico’s and black heels, which Joel’s expression told me looked pretty good even at a funeral. I said, “Mica’s over there-see him? But Crystal didn’t show up. He told me she was sick, but I got the feeling he was lying.”

“What’s new?” Joel said. He was looking at Mica, who was dressed in a suit that might have fit when he was fifteen, standing opposite us at the back of the circle, but a foot taller than everyone but the silver-haired man, so they both stood out. Mica noticed Joel staring and used a handkerchief to wipe his face, the tattoos on Mica’s forearms showing because his jacket was so short.

I said, “You make him nervous,” then asked, “Who’s the man next to him?” and prepared myself finally to hear the name of Loretta’s lover.

“With the gray hair? That’s Harold Chatham, the richest man in Sematee County, maybe the whole west coast. I don’t know why I’m surprised to see him-he was big in politics for a while and knows just about everyone.”

Not as surprised as I was. “Harold?” I said. “His name’s not Arnold?”

Joel’s jaws flexed in bemusement. “I get the feeling I just burst your bubble somehow. But you’re pretty enough, he’d probably let you call him Arnold or Larry or anything else you wanted.” The smile faded while Joel looked at the man and added, “Yeah, ol’ Harney Chatham loved the ladies-until he found Christ. Supposedly. He owned a marina and car dealerships, then became lieutenant governor-not that anyone remembers lieutenant governors. That was years ago, but he still shakes hands.”

This was Rance the Lance talking, I could have reminded myself, but my mind was busy translating Harold into the nickname Harney. As a child I had heard it as Arnie, so it was all making sense again. But then I had to stop and put it in perspective by thinking, Loretta’s lover was lieutenant governor of Florida? My lord, she must have been good-looking and very…

Sexy was the word, but it made me wince to attach it to my own mother. The concept of her bedding a rich politician was tough enough to grasp.

The minister and attendees were singing “A Closer Walk with Thee” while my eyes found Loretta, a wrinkled bird of a woman who was now chirping out the chorus along with her friends. In old photos she was attractive enough, possibly even shapely-although it was hard to tell because Baptist women were partial to baggy clothes in those days. Even so, Loretta, my mother had suddenly become Loretta the woman in my eyes, and the perverse pride I felt was shameful, but in a delicious way that made me smile.

“What’s going on in that head of yours? They’re not singing that loud.”

Joel, I realized, had said something important. “Sorry, I was thinking about my mother. I should get back to her, we’ve got things to discuss.”

“Well, if it has anything to do with Fisherfolk, that’s what I was just saying. Don’t bother-not after what happened yesterday.”

I was surprised. “You’re firing me because of what someone else did?”

“Don’t be silly. You gave me plenty to work with in no time at all, so you’re my rising star. But you’re done dealing with lowlifes like Mica and Harris Spooner.” Joel moved close enough that I got a whiff of soap but no cologne, which was nice, while he continued, “Spooner is dangerous. Maybe psychotic, I don’t know, but he’s a killer-he killed his ex-wife, but they couldn’t prove it. Might have killed Dwight Helms, too-I’m still working on a time line, but it seems to fit. And I think he’s the guy who chased you. That’s why I stopped by. I got a search warrant issued this morning, and our guys are going through Spooner’s trailer right now. If they find the shark mask or the raincoat, or anything close, they’re arresting him. I wanted to tell you in person.”

“You move fast,” I said.

“In some areas, maybe, but I’m way behind in others.”

I pretended to be unaware of his meaning. “Maybe Mica knows,” I said. “Don’t look at him now, but see how fidgety he is?” Then said, “Hold it a second,” because I had just remembered a point that Joel had missed. “You forgot that the pit bull minded Spooner but not Mica. I told you how it happened. Spooner’s own dogs wouldn’t have attacked him, and he sure wouldn’t have killed one with an axe… would he?”

“Psychotic, a sociopath-there are so many terms, who knows? Look, Hannah”-Joel was checking his cell-“what I’m saying is, Spooner’s dangerous. I want you to stay close to home because he’s going to blame you. Guys like him, it’s the way their minds work. If we arrest him, no problem. But if we don’t, I don’t want you anywhere near Sematee County, especially Glades City. Got it?” Then Joel said, “Damn, got to go,” and pocketed his phone before giving me the kind of friendly hug people do at funerals, but he added an extra squeeze that squeezed the wind out of me, the man tall and unexpectedly powerful.

“You don’t know your own strength,” I told him, taking a step back.

Joel flashed his Sundance smile and became thoughtful. “Why don’t we have dinner tonight, then I can follow you home to make sure you’re safe.”

I told him that I would be spending the next few nights at Dinkin’s Bay, so the timing, as far as danger was concerned, couldn’t be better.

Joel said, “With your boyfriend? I thought he was out of town.”

Rance the Lance had been snooping again, and I didn’t like it. “If you’re pretending you heard that from me, keep walking. Or you can explain, but it better be good.”

“Now, Hannah-”

“I never said a word about him being gone. Who told you?”

Joel raised his eyebrows to indicate Loretta, then shook his head the way boys do when they’re ashamed. “What can I say? I gave her my cell number. Your mom gets scared sometimes and talkative-but I don’t mind, she’s fun when she gets on a roll. And she thinks the world of you, Hannah. You do know that?”

I couldn’t reply because the minster had just said, “Let us pray,” so I bowed my head, relieved that the funeral was about over. I couldn’t be mad at Loretta, not after my recent revelation, nor Joel either-if he was telling the truth. When the minister had finished, I told Joel, “There’s a dog where I’ll be staying, so I won’t need any extra protection.”

“That temper of yours,” Joel said, looking up from his phone. “I’ve got to watch what I say around you.”

He had just sent a text and didn’t seem so rushed, so I told him, “It’s just that I’m careful about who I see and what I say. Sorry if I overreacted. The women in my family have a bad habit of trusting the wrong men.”

“Tell me about it,” Joel said, giving it an edge that empathized with my reasons, and I noticed that he glanced at Mica as he spoke.

It wasn’t until I was crossing the parking lot, however, that I realized Joel might have been looking at the former lieutenant governor, not Mica. The thought came into my mind when I saw a black limo, the engine running, parked behind my SUV. Smiling at me from the backseat was Harold “Harney” Chatham.

“Hannah dear,” he said as I approached. “Figure it’s ’bout time we two met. You willing to go for a little ride so we can get acquainted?”

The music of a Southern man’s voice can be bad acid rock or an alluring sonata, and Mr. Chatham spoke with the sweetness of cello strings.

When the chauffeur opened the door, I got in-but only after noting the car’s license number.