Dexter Is Delicious

TWENTY-ONE

Deborahhad very little to say on the way to the detention center. She tried to call Deke to have him meet us there, but for some reason he wasn't answering, neither his radio nor his cell phone. Debs left word with the dispatcher for him to join us, and other than that we rode in silence-if that's the right word for it when you are forced to listen to a ten-minute disjointed monologue consisting mostly of the word "fuck." Chapin was secured in the backseat-the motor-pool cars had rings bolted to the floor for just that reason-and he sat in his durance vile mumbling, ranting, threatening, and overusing the same naughty word. For my part, I was thrilled when we reached our destination, but Debs seemed quite happy to have it go on forever. She had a look on her face that was very nearly a smile every time she glanced at Chapin in the mirror, and she was downright cheerful when she parked the car and pulled him out.

By the time we had the paperwork done, Victor was comfortably locked up in an interrogation room, and Chambers of the FDLE had arrived to see our prize. He stood with us as we looked in at Chapin, who had placed his forearms on the table and slumped forward over them, head hanging just a few inches over his cuffs.

"All right," Chambers said. "I know I don't have to remind you that this goes absolutely by the book." Deborah gave him a startled glance, and he went on without even looking at her. "You did good work, Morgan; you got a really good suspect here, and we pay attention to the rules, with just a little bit of luck we're gonna stick this guy with a couple of felonies."

"I don't give a shit about a conviction," Deborah said. "I want to get the girl back."

"We all want that," Chambers said. "But it would be really nice to put this guy away, too."

"Listen," Deborah said. "This isn't about politics or public relations."

"I know that," Chambers said, but Debs rode right over him.

"I got a guy in there who knows something," she said. "And I got him feeling all alone and naked and scared to death and ready to break, and I'm going to fucking break him."

"Morgan, you've got to do your job right and-"

Deborah turned on Chambers as if he were personally hiding Samantha Aldovar. "My job is to find this girl," she said, poking Chambers in the chest with her index finger. "And that little asshole in there is going to tell me how."

Chambers very calmly grabbed Deborah's finger and pushed it down to her side, slowly and deliberately. He put his hand on her shoulder and moved his face closer to hers, and said, "I hope he will tell us what we need to know. But if he does or if he doesn't, you are going to play by the rules and not let your feelings take over and fly you into the hillside. All right?"

Deborah glared at him, and he looked back; neither one of them blinked, breathed, or said a word, and for several long seconds it was her anger versus his gunfighter's cool-fire against ice. It was an absolutely fascinating face-off, and under other circumstances I could have watched it all day just to see who would win. But things being what they were, I thought it had gone on quite long enough, and I cleared my throat in a deliberately artificial way. "Ahem," I said, and they both glanced at me. "I really hate to interrupt," I said, and nodded through the glass at Chapin. "But tempus is kind of fugiting, isn't it?"

They both stared at me and I felt as if one side of my face was melting and the other freezing. Then Chambers looked at Debs with one eyebrow raised, she looked back at him and finally nodded, and the spell was broken.

"Where's your partner?" Chambers said. "He should be here for this."

Deborah shook her head. "He's not answering," she said, "and I can't wait."

"All right," Chambers said. "I'll do this with you." He turned to look at me and the impact of his cold blue eyes almost hurt. "You stay here," he said, and I felt absolutely no impulse to argue.

I watched through the glass as the two of them went into the room with Chapin. I could hear through the speaker everything that went on, but based on what was said, it was hardly worth the expense of miking the room. Deborah said, "You're in a ton of fucking trouble, Chapin," and he didn't even look up. So she stood about three feet behind him, crossed her arms, and said, "What did you mean when you told me you didn't eat any of it?"

"I want a lawyer," Chapin said.

"Kidnapping, murder, and cannibalism," Deborah said.

"It's Vlad; it's all Vlad," he said.

"Vlad made you do it? You mean Bobby Acosta?"

Chapin looked up at Deborah, mouth hanging open, and then put his head back down. "I want a lawyer," he said.

"You give us Bobby, they'll go easy on you. Otherwise… that's about five hundred years in prison," Debs said. "If they let you live."

"I want a lawyer," Chapin said. And he looked up again, and focused past Debs to where Chambers stood, across the table from him. "I want a lawyer," he repeated, and then he jumped to his feet and yelled it. "I want a fucking lawyer!"

For the next two minutes there was more, but nothing really instructive. Chapin yelled louder and louder that he wanted a lawyer and, aside from a few tediously repeated naughty words, that was all he had to say. Chambers tried to calm him down and get him back into his chair and Deborah stood with her arms folded and glared. When Chambers finally got Chapin seated again, he took Debs by the arm and led her from the room.

I joined them in the hallway just in time to hear Chambers say, "… and you know damned well we have to get him one now."

"Fuck it, Chambers!" Deborah said. "I can bend the paperwork and hold him twenty-four hours!"

"He has asked for a lawyer," Chambers said, as if he were telling a child she can't have a cookie before dinner.

"You're killing me," Deborah said. "And you're killing that girl."

For the first time I saw a little flash of heat run across Chambers's face, and he took a short step in to stand right in Deborah's face. I thought I was about to witness another attempt on my sister's life and I tensed, ready to leap in and separate them. But Chambers took a deep breath, clamped both his hands on Deborah's upper arms, and said very carefully, "Your suspect has asked to see an attorney, and we are required by law to provide one for him. Now." He stared at her, she stared back, and then Chambers let go of her arms and turned away. "I'll go get a public defender," he said, and disappeared down the hall.

Deborah watched him go, a series of unpleasant thoughts obviously running through her head. She looked back through the window in the door to the interrogation room. Chapin was seated again, in his opening pose, leaning over the table. "Fuck," Debs said. "Fucking Chambers." She shook her head. "This wouldn't have happened if that asshole Deke was here."

"He'd be here if you hadn't ditched him," I said.

"Go fuck yourself, Dexter," she said, and she turned away and followed after Chambers.

Miami is a city with an overcrowded court system, and the public defender's office may well be stretched thinner than all the rest of it. This is one of the very good reasons why Dexter has been careful to save his money over the years. Of course, the capital cases get priority, but then, there are so many of those that someone facing a mere murder charge had better be able to afford his own attorney, because the public defender's office, once a nest of hardworking liberal idealists, has become a small and temporary burnout stop for young lawyers hoping to make a splash. It takes a really special case to get anything more than their flustered, part-time attention.

So it was a pretty good indication of how high the profile of our case was when, less than an hour later, a smart young woman fresh out of Stetson Law School showed up to represent Victor Chapin. She wore a very nice business pantsuit, the latest Hillary Clinton model. She walked with a swagger that said she was the Avatar of American Justice, and she carried a briefcase that probably cost more than my car. She took it and her attitude into the interrogation room and sat down across from Chapin and, laying the briefcase on the table, she said crisply to the guard, "I want all the microphones and recording devices turned off, and I mean now."

The guard, an elderly guy who looked like he hadn't cared about anything since Nixon resigned, just shrugged and said, "Yeah, sure, okay," and walked out into the hall and flipped the switch, and the speaker went silent.

Behind me somebody said, "Fuck!" and I realized that my sister had returned. I glanced over my shoulder, and sure enough, Deborah was glaring into the now-silent room. I wasn't sure if we were speaking to each other, since I had disobeyed her direct order and failed to go fuck myself, so I just turned back around and watched the peep show. There was really very little to see: Chapin's brand-new attorney leaned in toward him and spoke rapidly for a few minutes. He looked up at her with growing interest, and eventually he talked back. She pulled out a legal pad and took a few notes, and then asked him a few questions, which he answered with increasing animation.

After only ten or fifteen minutes the attorney stood up and went to the door, and Deborah went to meet her as she stepped into the hall. She looked Deborah over from head to toe with something that was not really approval. "You are Sergeant Morgan?" she asked, with icicles forming in the air as she spoke.

"Yes," Deborah said grimly.

"You are the arresting officer?" the attorney said, as though that was another term for "baby rapist."

"Yes," Deborah said. "And you are?"

"DeWanda Hoople, public defender's office," she said, like everybody would know that name. "I think we're going to have to let Mr. Chapin go."

Deborah shook her head. "I don't think so," she said.

Ms. Hoople revealed a world-class set of front teeth, though it would be an exaggeration to call it a smile. "It doesn't matter what you think, Sergeant Morgan," she said. "Plain and simple, in one-syllable words, You Don't Have a Case."

"That little shit is a cannibal," Deborah snarled, "and he knows where I can find a missing girl."

"Oh, my," Ms. Hoople said. "I assume you have some proof of that?"

"He ran from me," Deborah said, a little sulky, "and then he said he didn't eat any of it."

Hoople raised her eyebrows. "Did he say any of what?" she said with sweet reason dripping from her tongue.

"The context was clear," Debs said.

"I'm sorry," said Hoople. "I'm not familiar with the statutes concerning context."

Knowing my sister as well as I did, I could see that she was about to explode, and if I had been Ms. Hoople I would be backing away with my hands held out in front of me. Deborah took a very deep breath and said through her teeth, "Ms. Hoople. Your client knows where Samantha Aldovar is. Saving her life is the important thing here."

But Ms. Hoople just smiled wider. "Not more important than the Bill of Rights," she said. "You're going to have to let him go."

Deborah looked at her and I saw that she was almost trembling as she fought to control herself. If ever there was a situation that clearly called for a strong right fist to the nose, this was it, and it was not normally my sister's way to ignore that call. But she struggled, and she won. "Ms. Hoople," she said at last.

"Yes, Sergeant?"

"When we have to tell Samantha Aldovar's parents their daughter is dead and this guy could have saved her but we had to let him go," Deborah said, "I want you to come with me."

"That's not my job," Ms. Hoople said.

"It shouldn't be mine, either," Deborah told her. "But you just made sure it is." Ms. Hoople had nothing to say to that, and Deborah turned and walked away.