Dirty White Boys

CHAPTER 3

Mother rabbit was learning about the wolves.

It was nearly eight, getting on to darkness. Bud Pewtie would not receive his phone call for a good six hours yet.

But in a van heading at just five miles under the speed limit west down State Route 1 toward Ada, the lesson progressed.

This rabbit's name was Willard. It said so on a little oval on his pocket. willard, in script.

Lamar thought: Whatever happens, I ain't never going to have to wear no shirt with my goddamned name in a little oval so all the square Johns can say, Oh, hello, Lamar, check the oil, Lamar, put that thing over there, Lamar, I take sugar in my coffee, Lamar.

Willard had already pissed in his pants. He couldn't stop weeping. But that's what rabbits did. That's why they were rabbits.

“Now, Willard,” said Lamar, "tell me again about your plant.”

“Mister, please don't hurt me, Christ, it's just a goddamned plant.”

“How many trucks?”

“Jesus, mister, I don't know, I never counted.”

“Now listen careful, Willard. I don't want to have to hurt you. Just tell me. How many trucks? Answer my questions or I'll have O’Dell hurt you like he done before.”

O’Dell had already broken four of Willard's fingers. He sat now, his big arm neck laced around Willard's scrawny, shivering neck, eating Twinkies. He'd eaten about fifty of them.

“Dink-ies,” he'd say occasionally.

“Richard,” called Lamar, "you just keep going straight on toward Ada. Don't do nothing stupid. You're right at the speed limit, son, I can feel it.”

Richard, driving the van, tried to appear nonchalant, but the rabbit's terror was like the smell of decaying flesh in the air, and it made him sick.

“Yes, Lamar,” called Richard. They rolled through jerkwater towns where Richard had always wondered how people made a living, across rolling green fields strewn with barrel like rolls of hay, across a landscape that could have been a portrait of Farmland, USA. He tried not to listen to what was going on behind him, but only concentrate on the speed limit, on staying right at sixty.

“Maybe twenty-five trucks,” Willard was saying, his voice wobbly and occasionally falsetto with fear.

“We got accounts all over South Oklahoma. We do all the grocery store deliveries, we got vending machine accounts in VFWs in every town over five thousand, we do cop stations—cops eat a lot of HoHo Cakes—we do gas stations, every place a man might eat a Twinkie or a HoHo Cake, that's where we are.”

“Dink-ies,” said O’Dell.

“Please, please, I got a wife and two kids. Sir, I never hurt nobody and never did no wrong.”

“Never you mind, Willard. You just work with me and I'll see if I can't cut you a little slack with O’Dell, okay?”

“Yes sir,” sobbed Willard.

“Twenty-five trucks? Now, when you pull in, they all park together or what? Is it fenced? You checked in? Does anybody pay any attention to you? You go into an operations shack, or what?”

“Y'all park together, sir,” said Willard, concentrating very hard.

“There ain't no fence or nothing. Nobody checks you in. The drivers go into the office with what stock they got left, and unload. Then they check out.”

“If you didn't check out, would anybody notice? Would it be a big thing? Who would know?”

“Oh, Christ. You're going to hurt me.”

“I am not going to hurt you, 'less you make me hurt you.

I want this shit, Willard. Willard, help me, goddammit. We can work together on this goddamned thing, can't we?”

“I guess round about eight, maybe they'd begin to wonder what-all the hell I been up to. Maybe if I don't git back by ten, that's when they call the cops. But drivers and vendor service guys, you know, they always go off, do the god damndest things.”

“But not you, Willard. You do good work.”

“Yes sir.”

“Now, Willard. You got any money?”

“Sir, I only got 'bout ten dollars on me, cash. And I got lots of quarters. Maybe five hundred dollars in quarters and loose change.”

“Ah,” said Lamar, calculating.

“What about a bank-card? You got a bankcard, Willard?”

“No sir. I only make fourteen thousand dollars a year. I don't have enough money for no bankcard.”

“Do you have any money at your house?”

“Please, sir, don't go to my house. I got two little girls.

Oh, Jesus, why is this happening?”

It was as if Willard's need to know why finally exasperated Lamar beyond endurance. He felt no man had the right to ask such elemental questions of him.

“Here's why, Willard. You see what it says here?”

He held out his big right fist, the one that said fuck.

Willard nodded.

“Yes, you do.”

And he held out his big left fist.

y o u I it said.

The fear radiated from Willard's eyes like heat. Lamar liked that in a man.

“Do you get it, Willard? Do it make sense now?”

Desperately, Willard nodded.

Yes. Now it makes sense. O’Dell, break his goddamned thumb.”

O’Dell ca key ca key good. Sweet. Cakey like mama, sweet.

Cakey, all ca key in whole wurl. Lookie ca key Lookie!

Truck full ca key Cakey white, ca key good brown, ca key milk like ca key

Mar like loud up sudden "O’Dell break his goddamned thumb.”

Hurty man O’Dell do. Hurty bad hurt hurt. Thumb no go.

Thumb no go! Thumb no go!

Thumb go like pop!

Pop go thumb.

Now me ca key Mar. Mar like now you go ca key

Willard screamed while O’Dell broke his thumb. He screamed so loud it irritated Lamar, who crawled forward, below eye level, to talk to Richard.

“How you holding up, Richard?”

“Do you have to hurt him so?” Richard asked.

“Hurt him? Hell, you ain't seen a thing, Richard, in your short life if you think that's hurting.” Lamar gave a little chuckle at the stupidity of Richard's observation.

“Anyway,” he continued after a pause, "I think you'll be wanting to hit the turnoff up ahead, into Ada, I do believe.

Then we look for Davis Street and when we head down, you give me a call.”

“Lamar… where are we going?”

“Don't you worry, son, I got it all figured out. Now, what was that about the wrists, boy? Remember, the other night you was telling me about the wrists.”

Willard was still screaming; he sobbed and heaved and begged, but O’Dell kept him captured with a single immense hand while eating Twinkies with the other.

The wrist? The wrist? Now what the fuck?

Then he had it: art. Art!

“Oh, yeah. Well, I think actually, ah, you see, what makes a painting or a drawing so fluid, actually, so lifelike, is the flexibility of the wrist and the exquisite relationship of the articulate muscles of the wrist and hand to the vision and the imagination. That's why a free-painted line is always called a living line.”

“Goddamn,” said Lamar, rapturous with delight.

“Yes sir, you sure can talk. You can talk and you can draw! You are a goddamned interesting young man, ain't he, O’Dell?”

“Awoooooah,” said O’Dell Pye, his broad, crippled mouth knitting up into a smile, his lips crusted with flecks of weightless white custard filling, Willard weeping in his grasp.

“Well, now, Richard, boy, you be thinking on your next drawing. I think I want to go back to lions. I liked the eagles and I liked the tigers, but damn, there's something about that old king of the jungle that just tickles me where I itch the worst!”

Richard watched as a black-and-white Highway Patrol car flew by across the way. He checked his watch. Clearly they hadn't been discovered yet.

Lamar had one more item on his agenda. He crawled back into the rear of the van. He reached over and lifted the rabbit's head, so that the man's face looked into his. What he saw was what he expected to see: no surprises at all.

Fear. The eyes were stone bright, like the rabbit had been high on crank, but the drug that made him so mad was just the fear. You could now do anything to Willard the Rabbit.

You could fuck him, fuck his daughters, kill his wife, set his house a-fire, and he'd just look at you like that, baby lips aquiver. He wasn't no man, goddammit. He was a rabbit. Even a nigger will fight you, you push him hard enough or corner him. But not a rabbit. Rabbit just look you over while you decide which part of him to bite on. He may even help you make that decision. And he will sell you anything, anything at all.

“Now, Willard, listen here, I need some more help.”

“W-what?” said Willard.

“Guns. I need some guns. Man like me, man with enemies, got to have a gun, you know. Not to hurt, to protect.

Now, Willard, you got any guns?”

“I hate guns,” said Willard.

“Gwus,” said O’Dell.

“Bangy like bangy.”

“Son, that doesn't surprise me.”

“I know where there's a gun store,” said Willard, trying to help.

“Now, Willard, I can see you're trying to get with it. But a gun store don't fill the bill. How can I rob a gun store if I don't got no guns? And if I had a gun, I wouldn't need to rob no gun store. Plus, these days, you run into your scum in gun stores. Them boys all pack and they just looking for excuses to shoot a man. Read about it in gun magazines, they want to blow someone away. Peckerwoods, trashy boys, your basic Okabilly scum. No sir, gun store ain't no place at all. I need a citizen with guns. A man who keeps guns, a hunter, something like that. Willard, I know if you think real hard, you'll be knowing somebody who’s got guns.”

Willard scrunched up his face in despair until at last a little light came on behind his eyes.

“Mr. Stepford says his father hunts,” he said.

“Says his old man sends him a haunch of venison every fall.”

“Hmm,” said Lamar.

“Now who would Mr. Stepford be?”

“Mr. Bill Stepford, regional vice-president for Hostess Baking Division of Oklahoma. My boss's boss. He give me the job. He said his father been up in Canada hunting elk, been to Mexico to shoot them doves, wants to go to Maine to hunt bear before he dies.”

“Where his father live?”

“Uh, he's a big farmer. Owns a spread out near Ratliff City.”

“Do this old man have a first name?”

“Sir, I don't-You're not going to hurt him, are you?

He's an old man. Fought in World War II as a bomber pilot.

He was a hero. He was a—”

“Do he have a first name?”

“I don't know,” said Willard.

“Except that now that I think it over, I kind of think Mr. Bill Stepford is a Mr. Bill Stepford, Jr. You're not going to hurt that old man, are you?”

“Now, Willard,” said Lamar.

“I cut a square deal. You helped me, I didn't hurt you. Would I hurt that old man? Do I look like that sort? O’Dell, don't hurt him none. Makie still.”

“Yoppa-yoppa,” said O’Dell.

And O’Dell didn't hurt Willard. He strangled the young man to death as peacefully as he could, though the young man squirmed and bucked.

The van accelerated to close to ninety. Lamar turned and yelled, "Goddammit, Richard, you slow this thing down, you stupid little cocksucker, you get us chased by the police and I will have your ass for breakfast.”

Richard tried to get control of himself. The boy's struggle had at last ceased. He checked the mirror as he dropped back down under sixty-five, and saw no red flashing light.

He was all right. He tried to breathe slowly.

“Dink-ie.” said O’Dell.