Air Maroc has a fast, comfortable, convenient morning flight from Tangier that arrives in Madrid just in time for a leisurely lunch, before connecting with an equally fast, comfortable and convenient afternoon flight to New York via Iberia.
Fine for tourists. Wonderful for businessmen. Superb for diplomats.
Bad for secret agents.
We boarded a slow, ancient, and rickety flight to Malaga, where we sat around the hot airport for three hours before boarding another slow, ancient, and definitely wobbly plane for Seville, where it was a dusty, sweat-soaked evening before we could board a stomach-lurching, ear-popping flight to Nice. There the food improved, and the plane we boarded for Paris was an Air France DC-8. In Paris, the food was even better, if we both hadn't been too tired to really enjoy it; and the Air France 747 for New York that we boarded at seven in the morning was both comfortable and punctual. Still, by the time we touched down at JFK, my charming hot-blooded belly-dancer had turned into an exhausted and irritable little girl who couldn't think — or talk — about anything but a clean bed and sleep, on something that wasn't moving.
"You slept," she mumbled accusingly as we walked down the ramp from the plane into the terminal. "Every time the plane took off you fell asleep as if you'd turned off a switch, and you slept like a baby until we landed. It's too efficient. It isn't human."
"An acquired talent," I said. "Necessary for survival. If I depended on comfortable beds for rest, I'd have collapsed permanently a long time ago."
"Well, / am going to collapse permanently right now," she said, "unless I can get into a bed. Can't we…"
"No," I said firmly. "We can't. First, we have to take care of baggage."
"Ah," she mumbled, "pick up our baggage. Of course."
"Not pick up," I said. "Get rid of. Excess baggage. Human baggage. Unwanted friends who have become all too touchingly attached to us."
She stared at me, puzzled, but I didn't have time to explain, and the crowd now gathering to go through Immigration was no place to do it anyway. We became a part of that crowd, had our realistic looking but phony passports stamped, and then plodded through Customs to have our luggage chalked. A few minutes later I was in a phone booth placing a coded call to AXE headquarters, on Dupont Circle, Washington, D.C. As I was waiting for the call to go through on the scrambler, I glanced through the glass walls of the booth.
They were still with us.
The Chinese girl, looking very exotic and glamorous in a Vietnamese dao, was apparently engrossed in buying a French fashion magazine at the crowded newsstand. The Frenchman, very suave in his tailored suit, with distinguished silver streaks in his hair, was staring into the distance in a languid pose, as if waiting for his chauffered car.
It wasn't the same Frenchman who had begun the trip with us, of course. The one who'd picked us up at the Tangier airport had been a balding, rumpled little man in badly matched sports shirt and slacks, hiding behind a copy of Paris Match. In Malaga, he'd been replaced by a goon whose face bore evidence of a highly unsuccessful career in the ring, or some rough bars. He'd stayed with us through Seville, right into Nice, where he'd been replaced by the diplomatic looking character I was now watching.
The Chinese girl had picked us up in the Tangier airport and stayed with us every lap of the way, making no attempt to disguise the fact she was tailing us. She even bumped into me very deliberately on the flight from Paris and tried to start a conversation. In English. She was the one T couldn't figure out. And frankly, she was the one who worried me.
But the ridiculously circuitous route I'd plotted from Tangier to New York had given me what I wanted: The chance to find out if we were being tailed, and by whom. I relayed this information to Hawk when he came on the wire. When I had finished there was a moment's silence.
"Sir?" I said finally.
"Hak hak harurrmunmrnph!" Hawk cleared his throat while he thought. I could almost smell the horrible reek of one of his cheap cigars. I respected Hawk totally, but my admiration didn't extend to his choice of cigars.
"Chinese. Did you get the regional dialect?" he asked finally.
"Cantonese. Pure and classic. In English…"
I paused.
"Well?" Hawk demanded. "She had a definite accent when she spoke English?"
"Mott Street," I said dryly. "Maybe Pell."
"Hak hak hak," came the sounds. Hawk was thinking. "Harump. She was born here, then. New York, Chinatown."
"Definitely," I said. More silence. But now I was sure we were thinking on the same wavelength. It was almost unheard-of for an American-born ethnic Chinese to be an agent for the Chinese Communists. So who was she working for? I asked Hawk.
"We can't say definitely," he said slowly. "There are a number of interesting possibilities. But we don't have time to check her out now. Just shake her. And shake the Frenchman. I want you in Washington by midnight. With the girl. And, Nick…"
"Here, sir," I said with difficulty. Outside the booth, Michelle, who was propped against it, had closed her eyes and begun to slide peacefully down the glass surface very much like a falling raindrop. Alarmed, I reached out one arm and pulled her upright. Her eyes opened, and she didn't look at all grateful.
"Nick, shake the Frenchman, but don't hurt him."
"Don't…" I was tired. I became irritated. "Sir, he has to be OAS."
Now Hawk sounded irritated.
"Of course he's OAS. Our man at immigration in JFK confirmed that several minutes ago. He also happens to be a French diplomatic official. Grade Two. And the last thing we need right now is a diplomatic incident and some nice little stories in the newspapers. Publicity is not exactly what AXE thrives on, is it, Nick? So just shake him and the girl in a suitably non-violent, unspectacular manner and get down here to Washington. Clear?"
"Clear, sir," I said, as cheerfully as possible.
There was a click, and the line went dead. Hawk didn't like goodbyes. I made one other call — to an agency that specialized in foreign car rentals to people with somewhat unusual demands — then went outside the booth to find that Michelle had discovered that it was possible to sleep soundly standing up. I shook her.
"You," I said, "are going to wake up."
"No," she said, firmly but sleepily. "Pas possible."
"Oh yes," I said. "It's possible. You just aren't trying hard enough."
And I slapped her. Her eyes flew open, her face contorted with rage, and she reached up to claw at my eyes. I held her hands. I didn't have time to waste on long explanations, so I gave it to her straight.
"Did you see what happened to Akhmed and his wife? Would you like that to happen to us? It's a pretty safe bet it will, if we can't shake these two characters who're following us. And we can't shake them if I have to spend part of my time hauling a sleeping beauty around from one place to another. Got it?"
Some of the anger died from her eyes. Resentment remained, but it was controlled.
"And now," I said, "coffee."
We went into a nearby airport coffee shop and drank coffee. And more coffee. And more coffee. Black, with plenty of sugar for fast energy. By the time my name — that is, the name on my passport — was called out over the paging system, we'd each had five cups. Even so, I ordered four more to take with us when we left.
The BMW was waiting for us in the parking lot. It's a fairly small car, and it doesn't have the flashy sporting look of a Jag or a Ferrari. But its rate of acceleration equals that of a Porsche, and it holds the road like a Mercedes sedan. Also, when it's been properly worked on, it can do better than 135 mph on the straightaway. This one had been properly worked on. I knew. I'd driven it before. I threw our bags in the trunk and gave the red-haired kid who'd delivered the car five bucks to make up for his disappointment at having come here in such heavy traffic that he'd never got the car above 70 mph.
As we pulled out of the airport parking lot I got a clear glimpse of the Frenchman. He was in a brown and white 74 Lincoln Continental, driven by a ratty-looking little character with black hair slicked straight back from his forehead. They pulled in back of us, several cars behind.
I had expected that. What puzzled me was the Chinese girl. She was getting into a red Porsche in the parking lot as we passed, and she was acting like she had all the time in the world. She didn't even look up as we passed. Had she turned us over to another tail?
Now was as good a time as any to find out.
"Safety belt fastened?" I asked Michelle.
She nodded.
"Then please observe the no-smoking sign until this flight reaches its cruising altitude."
Michelle looked at me with a puzzled expression, but I said nothing more, concentrating on refreshing my memory of the feel of the car and its controls. By the time we were at the entrance to the Van Wyck Expressway I felt like I'd been driving it for the last eight hours. I slowed the car down, then stopped, waiting for a large enough break in the expressway traffic. After a minute or so, several of the cars in back of us pulled around us and went onto the expressway. Not the Frenchman and his ratty-looking pal, who were now forced to pull directly behind us.
"What are we waiting for?" asked Michelle.
"We are waiting for," I said, "this!"
I slammed my foot down on the accelerator and spun out onto the expressway. Within seconds, the odometer read 70. The Frenchman was right behind us, also accelerating. He had to be. The break in the traffic was just big enough for two cars. If he'd waited, he'd have lost us.
"Mon Dieu!" gasped Michelle. "What are you…"
"Just hang on and enjoy yourself," I said. We were doing over 70 now, the Frenchman right on our tail. And in another few seconds, we'd be climbing the roof of the car in front of us. But I didn't intend to wait those seconds. My eyes scanned the oncoming traffic, and I found what I needed. My foot hit the brake, then released it, as I spun the wheel, and sent the car in a screeching two-wheeled U-turn across the divider and into the oncoming traffic. Into a space big enough for only one car.
"Mon Dieu!" Michelle gasped again. Out of the corner of my eye I could see her face was white. "You will kill us!"
The Frenchman had hurtled past still going toward New York City. It would take him another minute or so to find a place for his U-turn, especially in a car that's made for comfort and easy handling on long drives, rather than for maneuvering.
"Just doing my best to keep you awake," I told Michelle, then spun the wheel once more, without bothering to brake or down-shift this time, sending the car onto Southern State Parkway.
"I swear to you," Michelle said, "I'll never sleep again. Just slow down."
"Soon," I said. Then glanced in the rearview mirror and cursed silently. The Frenchman was there. Twenty car lengths behind, but there in back of us. His ratty little pal was a better driver than I'd given him credit for.
"Hang on," I told Michelle. "It's time to get serious."
I pulled hard on the wheel, shot over to the extreme left lane, inches ahead of a tractor trailer, then proceeded to further infuriate its driver by slowing to 30 mph. He passed on the right, with an outraged blast of horn. Other cars proceeded to do the same. Now the Frenchman was only two car lengths behind, also in the extreme left lane. I scanned the traffic pattern, alternately speeding up and slowing down as we approached the red light for the turnoff to Baisley Pond Park. I hugged the left lane, slowing down to 20 miles an hour as the light came into view and I saw it was red.
The 200 yards of road directly ahead of me were clear in my lane. The light turned green and I slammed my foot on the gas. By the time we hit the intersection, the BMW was doing 60. The Lincoln was right behind, at almost the same speed. I let the BMW get two-thirds of the way through the intersection without slackening my speed, then pulled hard left on the wheel, down-shifting without braking. The BMW spun like a top, virtually in one place. My body and Michelle's were flung violently, but held against the safety belts. In less than half a second, my foot was on the accelerator again, sending the BMW across the path of the Lincoln, less than inches from its radiator, and into the intersection. I stood on the brake, felt the BMW slamming to a halt just in time to miss one oncoming car, then hammered down the accelerator and shot across the intersection just in time to miss another in the far lane. It could have torn another car apart, or sent it into uncontrollable spins and stalls, but the BMW accelerated smoothly again as I pointed it up the park's perimeter road.
"You okay?" I asked Michelle.
She opened her mouth, but couldn't speak. I could feel her trembling.
"Relax," I said, taking one hand from the wheel to pat her thigh. "It gets easier now."
And then I saw the Lincoln again. It was almost a quarter mile back down the dead-straight road, but even in the thickening twilight I could make out its distinctive low silhouette.
This time I didn't even bother to curse. The ratty little man was obviously a natural-born driver. He could match me daredevil stunt for daredevil stunt for quite awhile — long enough, in fact, to make it inevitable that the police would stop us. Which I couldn't afford even if he, with diplomatic plates, probably could.
"It's time," I said, as much to myself as Michelle, "for a change of pace."
I let the BMW slow to a comfortable, legal, 40 miles an hour. The Lincoln approached. In the rearview mirror I could see that one front fender was badly bashed, the headlight out, and a side window smashed. The Frenchman looked to be in a state of shock. His driver had a stunned, wild-eyed expression.
They pulled up a few car lengths behind, and held the distance. I swung off onto New York Boulevard at the same speed. They stayed behind. Other cars came up behind and passed, five, ten, fifteen. The Frenchman made no effort to pass.
They might be simply trying to follow us to our destination. On the other hand, they might be holding back, waiting for a quiet, dark place to attack us.
Time was passing. Valuable time.
I decided to call their hand.
I went another two miles and took a right turn onto Linden Boulevard, going toward the Naval Hospital. Halfway there, a furniture warehouse, unused at night, took up almost a block. I pulled up in front of it and waited. It was an ideal place for an ambush.
The Lincoln pulled up fifty feet in back.
I waited.
No one got out.
I waited another moment, and when the Frenchman and his driver still didn't make a move, I gave Michelle her instructions. To her credit, even if she was still trembling, she simply nodded, her eyes sharpening with readiness.
Then I got out of the BMW and strolled back toward the Lincoln. When I got close enough to see over the remaining headlight's beam, and into the car, I watched the look of shock on the Frenchman's face gradually fade into an expression of wary alertness as I came nearer. His driver, coming down from his trick-driving high, simply looked surprised and stupid.
I leaned over the hood of the Lincoln and tapped on the windshield, directly in front of the Frenchman's face.
"Good evening," I said politely.
The driver glanced uneasily at the Frenchman. The Frenchman continued to look straight ahead, uneasy, wary, saying nothing.
Michelle should be sliding into the driver's seat now, as my head and body obstructed the view from the Lincoln.
"That's a fascinating two-way radio aerial you have here," I said, again smiling politely.
Michelle should now be putting the still-idling BMW into gear, waiting for my next move.
"But it's getting a little rusty in spots," I continued. "You really should have it replaced."
And a split-second later Wilhelmina was in my hand and firing. The first bullet ripped the radio aerial off the car and sent it spinning into the air, the second shot out the remaining headlight, and, as Michelle sent the BMW into a screeching U-turn, flicking on her high beams as she bore down on the Lincoln to blind both the Frenchman and the driver, my third and fourth bullets shot out the two tires on the right side of the big sedan.
It was the next maneuver I was worried about, but Michelle handled it beautifully. Barely yards away from the Lincoln she braked just enough so that my flying leap enabled me to grab through the open window on her side and hang on to the inside of the door. Then she was accelerating again, lights out now, in a swerve around the Lincoln and up over the curb it was parked against, hiding my crouching body at the far side of the BMW until, on the sidewalk, we reached the end of the street. Then, again, a screeching right turn, my body completely blocked from view, and we were tearing up New York Boulevard, my hands clinging to my precarious hold like twin leeches.
A quarter mile further she slowed to a stop. In one smooth movement, I was in the driver's seat, she in the passenger seat, neither of us saying a word.
It was another mile before she spoke.
"That was… too risky," she said. "They might have killed you when you came up to their car. Aside from the danger of your acrobatic leap onto this car."
"It was a calculated risk," I said. "If they had wanted to attack us, they wouldn't have just sat there when we pulled over to the curb. As for what you call my acrobatics — if I weren't ready to take risks like that I'd be ready for retirement. Which I'm not."
Michelle simply shook her head. She still looked shaken. I silently spun the wheel and headed toward Manhattan, going by local streets where it would be easy to spot another tail. But I was fairly sure we'd lost the Frenchman and his friends. Getting rid of the aerial for their two-way radio meant they couldn't send for someone else to take over. As for the Chinese girl, I was certain I had shaken any other tail she might have put on us.
Shaken it at the very beginning. Easily.
Too easily.
Why should she have given up so soon?
It made me uneasy. But there was nothing I could do about it now. I simply stored my uneasiness in a compartment of my mind, ready to trot it out any time.
In Manhattan I parked on a busy side street and made a telephone call. Fifteen minutes later, a man from the car agency arrived with a totally unremarkable and highly anonymous Ford Galaxy. Totally unremarkable, that is, except for a few changes under the hood that let it do up to 110 without difficulty. He picked up the BMW, expressing no interest or surprise at my sudden switch of cars, and left, wishing us a good trip.
It was as good as any trip can be when you're driving, and you haven't slept for over forty-eight hours. Michelle was lucky. She dozed, her head on my shoulder. I kept the Ford at exactly five miles an hour over the speed limit, and sipped black coffee from containers until I wanted to gag.
We weren't tailed.
At ten minutes to midnight, I parked the car a few feet from the headquarters of the Amalgamated Press and Wire Services, the rather shabby, run-down building on Dupont Circle which disguised the headquarters of AXE.
Hawk was waiting in his office.