Wifey toiled from nine to four,
Dashed on home to toil some more;
Cooking... cleaning... what a drag!
Soon she’ll be a full-blown hag.
Hubby had his own career...
Watching TV... drinking beer.
Patience worn to tissue thin,
Wifey vows to do him in.
Tired of being a good tomato,
Wifey mashed her couch potato!