Was quiet. Discreet.
The least memorable burglar you ever could meet.
No mug shot exists.
He was never ID’ed.
No fingerprints ever left coppers a lead.
Nondescript. Bland.
Transparent. Reserved.
His comings and goings went quite unobserved.
In fact, if he died
We’re not sure to this day!
But it’s safe to presume that he just... stole away.
— Will Ryan