Accessory After the Fact{Copyright, 1945, by Liberty Magazine, Inc.} by Samuel Hopkins Adams

It was the most open-and-shut case in my police experience. We had everything — corpse, motive, murderer, and a man on the spot at the time. And what was the result? A complete washout.

You remember the West Sixteenth tenement murder last fall, the one the newspapers headlined as the Millionaire Beggar Mystery. I figured on being in those headlines myself. Detective Casey Lane Solves Millionaire Beggar Mystery. And look at me now! I might as well give my badge to Aunt Minnie.

Old Hans Gommer wasn’t any millionaire. But he’d made enough out of forty years’ street begging to own the tenement. He kept it up decently, too; otherwise Marian and I wouldn’t be living there. His room was at the stairhead, second floor, same floor as our apartment. It was a single room. And I mean single; not even a toilet; just a stove, a bed, a stand, a couple of chairs, and a few cooking gadgets. The windows were barred with fixed half-inch iron, five inches apart. The old miser was jittery about being robbed. His door was like a bank vault’s.

He hadn’t a friend in the world, unless you count a big snarly brindled tomcat that used to crawl the narrow ledge along the wall, squeeze through the bars, and beg for what was left of dinner, and little enough of that, I guess. Old Hans had a relative, though, an ugly little wizened devil of fifty or sixty — you couldn’t tell — who used to come in two or three times a week for an unfriendly game of backgammon. His name was Finney, and we found out afterward he was a disbarred lawyer from somewhere out West. When the door was open in summer, you could hear the pair of ’em growling and cursing and swapping charges of crooked play. True, too, I wouldn’t wonder.

The door wasn’t open this Monday evening. It was cold and rainy. My wife had been busy all day organizing a floor-by-floor bond campaign with a barrier across the foot of the stairs so no tenant could get past without buying. She and Ma Sanderson were on guard from five o’clock on. At half-past, old Gommer went out and came back with a flounder tied up in paper, to cook for his dinner, and Marian sold him a twenty-five-cent stamp. That was his limit. An hour later Peter Finney, the nephew, knocked on the door and was let in earlier than he usually came, though if he expected to get a meal out of it, he was a fool.

Maybe they quarreled over that. Maybe over the game. Anyway, Finney stabbed Hans expertly through the spinal cord, and what happened in the next three hours the Police Department is still arguing. All but me.

Don’t forget that all this time either my wife or Ma Sanderson, or both, were on the barrier looking right up to old Gommer’s door. Even a cockroach couldn’t have got in or out without being spotted.

It was half-past nine and I was smoking my pipe and jollying with the two females at the foot of the stairs when Finney showed up above us.

“Uncle Hans is dead,” he said. He was white but cool enough.

The door hadn’t sprung shut. We all ran up and went in. The old boy was dead all right, with a neat hole in the back of his neck, so small you could hardly see it through the fuzz of gray hair. He was in his chair, half slumped over the table. The checkers and dice were scattered over the floor. I put it to Finney.

“Who did it?”

“I don’t know.”

“Why don’t you know? You’ve been here all the time.”

You never saw a fishier eye than the one he gave me. “I was asleep,” he said.

I turned to the two women. “Could anyone else have got in here since this man came?”

“No.” Both spoke at once.

“Could anyone have got out?”

“Absolutely not,” Ma Sanderson answered. But my wife qualified with, “Unless those window bars are movable.”

I tried them. They were solid.

“I guess that puts it up to you,” I told Finney. “Where’s the knife?”

“I don’t know.”

Well, I ought to have called Headquarters, but I figured that, being Johnny-on-the-spot, here was my chance of glory.

“I saw old Gommer having one of these narrow-bladed little fish knives ground by a street grinder one day,” Ma Sanderson put in.

“That’s it,” I said. “We’ll find it.”

First I frisked Finney. He hadn’t so much as a penknife on him. Then the three of us fine-tooth-combed the room. Not a sticker of any sort. That left the window as the only answer. Fifteen feet opposite was a blank wall. Far as it could be thrown, the knife would have to drop into the little backyard. I gave Marian my gun to guard Finney and went down with my flash. No knife. And no footprints in the soft ground, proving that nobody had happened by and picked up the knife.

“It’s got to be in this room,” I said.

So I went through Finney again and the three of us turned the place inside out and made a detailed inventory of everything in it. It was then that my wife said:

“I wish Aunt Minnie was here.”

Aunt Minnie was her old school-marm at No. 18, now living on the top floor of our tenement. But she was on a visit.

“You can have Aunt Minnie,” I said. “I’ll take Headquarters.” So I phoned.

Then I went after Finney again.

“You killed him.”

“I did not. What would I want to kill him for?”

“You’re his heir, aren’t you?” Marian said.

“I guess so. But I didn’t kill him.”

“Now, listen,” I said. “You got into a stink over your game of backgammon and maybe he made a crack about you cheating and you let him have it. If you didn’t, who did?”

“That’s for you to find out,” he said.

Then the Headquarters push came in and did everything over again with the same result. They took Finney with them when they quit, leaving us with only one new fact: the old man had probably been dead about three hours. So he must have been killed shortly after Finney arrived — which got us a lot nearer nothing.

“I do wish Aunt Minnie was here,” my wife said.

“What would she do that we haven’t?” I growled.

“Aunt Minnie’d find something we’ve overlooked,” Marian said. “There was never a trick played in school but what she caught the funny boy that did it.”

“Anyway,” I said, “we’ve got the guy, if we haven’t got the knife. It’s a watertight case for the D. A.’s office.”


The district attorney didn’t see it in that light. “Find me the knife,” he said, “and I’ll put him in the chair. But you can’t convict a man of murder because nobody else did it.”

“That’s what Aunt Minnie says,” said my wife when I told her the case was at a standstill a week later. “I had a letter from her. She’ll be back next week.”

When the old dame arrived, she had us up in her room and listened to Marian and Ma Sanderson and me.

“Where’s Finney?” she asked.

“Out of jail. He got a lawyer who sprung him.”

“Have you got that inventory you made?”

I handed her a copy. She studied it. “Is this everything that was in the room at the time?”

“I’ll swear to that,” Marian said. “So will I,” said Ma.

“You spoke of the old man bringing in a fish in a parcel.”

“That’s right.”

“Where’s the fish?” she asked.

“He ate it, I suppose.”

“Did he eat the bones? I don’t see ’em here.”

Marian and Ma and I looked at the inventory.

“You’ve got the wrapper down: ‘Square of brown paper.’ Where’s the string?”

“Oh, to hell with the string!” I said. “Are you figuring that he wound up the knife in the string and swallowed it?”

“I never did like comedy cops,” Aunt Minnie said. “Not even in the movies. If I were after that knife, I’d look on the roof.”

“What roof?”

“This roof and any other roof contiguous.”

“Look, Aunt Minnie,” I said. “Babe Ruth himself couldn’t reach out between those bars and flip a knife five stories up onto a roof.”

“You’d better do as Aunt Minnie says,” my wife told me.

There’s a lot of rubbish on tenement roofs, but I found the knife, two buildings away back of a chimney. Anyway, I found a knife and a fish knife at that. Of course, there wasn’t a chance of fingerprints after it had been out in all that weather. I brought it back to Aunt Minnie.

“Find anything else?”

“I wasn’t looking for anything else.”

“No fishbones? No string? No brains!” said Aunt Minnie.

So I went back and brought in the lot. “Who put ’em there and why?” I asked.

“In the jargon of your district attorney, the accessory after the fact.”

“Oh, yeah? How?”

“Why, I suppose the murderer passed ’em out through the window.”

“Easy, like that! And how did he reach the window? Jump up eighteen feet from the courtyard and hang to the bars? Or scrounge his way across that ledge?”

“Funnier than ever,” said Aunt Minnie, “but not too smart. The ledge.”

“How could any man navigate a six-inch ledge?” Miriam asked.

“He couldn’t. A cat could. Many’s the time I’ve watched that ugly tom make it on his way to old Gommer’s window.”

“Wait a minute!” I said. “Are you telling us that a tomcat would carry away a knife and hide it on a roof?”

“If it was fixed up right, he would.”

Then I began to get it, but I didn’t like it. “How am I going to put that up to the D. A.?” I asked.

“I wouldn’t,” she advised.

“So the murderer not only gets out but collects his legacy, does he? That kind of gripes me, Aunt Minnie.”

“Well, I wouldn’t be so sure of his collecting,” Aunt Minnie said. “You didn’t know that I once taught drawing, did you?”


She wouldn’t explain that crack until Peter Finney’s death. He had received a large envelope in his morning mail and collapsed in the hallway when he opened it. On recovering, he went to the drug store for medicine, but bought rat poison instead.

Aunt Minnie looked pretty solemn when she got the news. “Perhaps it’s just as well,” she said, “though I didn’t foresee quite that result.”

“What was in your letter, Aunt Minnie?” my wife asked.

“It wasn’t a letter. It was a freehand sketch of a cat crawling on a ledge with a fish bound around with string in his mouth, and a knife handle sticking out beyond the fish.”

Which goes to prove, my wife says, that women know more than men about a lot of things, including logic.

Maybe so.

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