Even the Queen

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Bysshe couldn't get through to Baghdad, which I took as a good sign, and my mother-in-law didn't call. Mother did, in the afternoon, to ask if lobotomies were legal.

She called again the next day. I was in the middle of my Personal Sovereignty class, explaining the inherent right of citizens in a free society to make complete jackasses of themselves. They weren't buying it.

“I think it's your mother,” Bysshe whispered to me as he handed me the phone. “She's still using the universal. But it's local. I checked.”

“Hello, Mother,” I said.

“It's all arranged,” Mother said. “We're having lunch with Perdita at McGregor's. It's on the corner of Twelfth Street and Larimer.”

“I'm in the middle of class,” I said.

“I know. I won't keep you. I just wanted to tell you not to worry. I've taken care of everything.”

I didn't like the sound of that. “What have you done?”

“Invited Perdita to lunch with us. I told you. At McGregor's.”

“Who is 'us', Mother?”

“Just the family,” she said innocently. “You and Viola.”

Well, at least she hadn't brought in the deprogrammer. Yet. “What are you up to, Mother?”

“Perdita said the same thing. Can't a grandmother ask her granddaughters to lunch? Be there at twelve-thirty.”

“Bysshe and I have a court calendar meeting at three.”

“Oh, we'll be done by then. And bring Bysshe with you. He can provide a man's point of view.”

She hung up.

“You'll have to go to lunch with me, Bysshe,” I said. “Sorry.”

“Why? What's going to happen at lunch?”

“I have no idea.”