I'm a devil pig, I'm told, because I like women. A lot. Go figure that kind of thinking.
The preference has gotten me into trouble occasionally. With Belinda trouble could get ugly. The spiders in her head spin strangely kinked thoughts. And she had to turn up just when Tinnie's stubbornness had begun to crack.
I heard about it over breakfast, basking in Dean's disapproval. I hated to let him waste all that bile.
"Thanks," I said, accepting the tea. "You'll need to do up the guest bedroom after Belinda gets up."
The old boy had an idea in his head. He wasn't going to let me confuse him.
"You're wasting an ulcer, Dean." Help! I appealed to the Dead Man. Tell him nothing happened.
I was asleep, Garrett. However, if a small prevarication will oil the machinery...
Dean made a sound of disgust. He didn't want to believe the Dead Man, either.
Belinda came downstairs. She was in a bitter mood. She didn't like not getting her own way. She glared at Dean. He responded with the indifference of a man so old he has nothing left to fear.
Belinda shrugged. She cared for no man's opinion, which wasn't always wise. Her world was unforgiving and the penalties for failing to observe its rules often lethal. She worried too little about making enemies inside her own circle. She could have worked something out with Crask and Sadler.
Belinda was Chodo Contague's child, both his creation and his doom.
It must have been hell to be his kid. Belinda wouldn't talk about it but there was no doubt that she was bitter.
There are suspicions that Belinda's mother went to her eternal reward early because Chodo disapproved of her infidelity.
That was common rumor before I ever met Belinda. It might have plenty to do with Chodo's condition now.
I feared Belinda's obsessions might compel the Outfit to take her down. But she was quite capable of taking it down with her.
Belinda asked, "Suppose I explain in person?"
"That might get exciting."
"Is the woman irrational, Garrett?"
"Is any woman reasonable after she makes up her mind? Tinnie's not. I can't figure her out. I hardly try anymore. What're you trying to do to me?"
"Nothing anymore, Garrett. It's just business now."
Did I need to concern myself with the hell hath no fury syndrome?
"Don't worry, lover. These crackpots are bad for business. They'll be dealt with. But—"
"Hey! Could that be why Crask and Sadler are back? Because somebody wants their knowledge about you?"
Belinda smiled like a cat contemplating a cornered mouse. "Possibly. I have an idea. Why don't I be your companion tonight? I can see people I'd never run into otherwise."
"I'm dead."
She has put forth an outstanding idea, Garrett. Consider it.
I had a good notion where she came up with it, too. "You consider it, Chuckles. You don't have to get along with Tinnie Tate."
As Miss Contague has suggested, Miss Tate cannot be entirely irrational.
"Then you know a different Miss Tate." He did see more of Tinnie than I did, though. Maybe he knew something. Maybe the leopardess had changed her spots. Maybe she'd traded them in for saber-tooth tiger stripes.
I told Belinda, "Me and the junior partner need to butt heads. He agrees with you."
"Tell him I take back all the wicked things I ever said about him."
"I won't. I'm going to invent new words so I can say more."