Fat Cat Takes the Cake

THIRTY-THREE

Eddie frowned as he studied the bar menu. Now that Chase thought about it, she was surprised he’d agreed to meet her here. The Amble Inn wasn’t a health-nut kind of place, simply a basic bar and grille.

“I don’t find anything that’s acceptable on this menu,” he said, laying it on the table. “How can people eat like this? No wonder—”

“Sorry. I assumed you had already eaten. I thought we were having a drink.”

“Oh sure, that’ll be fine. You don’t need to eat?”

“Just had . . . dinner . . . with Julie.” She had been about to say pizza, but thought that might get her a long lecture. How can people eat like this?

Eddie picked up the beer list. “Did you know that beer has quite a few beneficial properties?”

“Really?” That’s why he could meet her at a bar. Beer was good for you. As opposed to that toxic hard liquor, she supposed.

“It’s actually just as healthy for you as wine. Contains polyphenols that are antioxidant. Reduces the chances of getting kidney stones, too.”

“I was going to have wine, but I’d better have a brewski, then.” Chase smiled. At least there was one consumable they could agree on. Two, with wine and beer.

Eddie cross-examined the waiter about what was on tap and ordered a raspberry ale.

“That sounds awfully good,” Chase said. “I’ll have the same.”

“Peanuts and pretzels?” the waiter asked.

Chase said yes before Eddie could nix them.

“Peanuts are a good source of protein, but pretzels are pure salt and carbs,” he said after the waiter left. She’d been pretty sure that was what he would say. Thanks to her jumping in, they would get the salt and carbs as well as the protein. Did the guy have to measure and evaluate everything?

To her horror, she recognized the trio getting out of the booth across the room. She turned her face and tried to shrink to nothingness, to become invisible. It didn’t work.

“Chase! How nice to see you here.” Patrice made her way between the tables with a huge grin.

Mike and Patrice’s mother—Mike’s Aunt Betsy—hung back near their booth. Chase couldn’t look at Mike after that first glance.

“Say, I don’t think I’ve apologized enough for making trouble for Anna,” Patrice said, oblivious to the tension that stretched between Chase and Mike. She turned to Eddie. “Who’s your friend? Have we met?”

“This is Eddie Heath.” Chase tried for a smile, but her expression was probably too thin and tight to qualify. “He has a health bar not far away.”

“How nice.” Patrice shook Eddie’s hand. Chase hoped he wouldn’t be missing a watch or a ring later tonight. “See you around.”

“Who was that?” Eddie asked after they had left. “Wasn’t that the vet over there?”

“Yes, that’s Dr. Ramos. Patrice is his cousin. I know her through him.”

Eddie told a story about his first pet, a squirrel that had fallen from a tree. It hadn’t worked out. As soon as the squirrel reached adulthood, it went crazy trying to claw its way out of the cage, until Eddie let it loose in his yard.

“I thought it would remember me and I could hand-feed it nuts after that, but it never came back. I couldn’t tell it from any of the other squirrels.”

After the beer mugs arrived—these served gracefully without sloshing, not at all the way Bart had done—she started in on her mission. She picked up the beer list, having noticed it gave her a great jumping-off point.

“See this?” She pointed to the verbiage at the bottom, asking the patrons if they wanted to be added to the mailing list. “Do you think anyone does that?”

Eddie shrugged. “No idea.”

“I sometimes give my e-mail address to things like this, but I use a different one. One that I reserve just for promotional stuff. In fact, I’m thinking of getting a third address for business. Do you have a separate e-mail for your business?”

“Nope. Only the one. I use it for everything. But I only give it to people I want to get e-mail from.”

Dead end on that road. She took a swig of her ale. “Wow, this is good.”

“That it is. I’ve never had it here. I’ll have to remember it.”

Her next topic would be anything Eddie had done that might be worthy of blackmail. Now how was she going to approach that?

“Are you going to want another beer?” he asked.

A kernel of a thought formed. “I think I’ll stick with having only this one, since I had a beer earlier.” Now she was going into new territory with him, making up lies. “I had a bad experience with drinking too much beer once. Years ago. Did some awfully dumb things.”

“You have to be careful. A beer or two may be healthy, but being drunk isn’t.”

“Haven’t you ever done anything you’d rather not have anyone know about?” She watched him carefully.

“Can’t think of anything that bad.”

“Anything that would get you, say, blackmailed?”

“Definitely not anything like that.” He chuckled.

She didn’t think he was lying. But his name was H and he was hunky and hulky. Was she totally wrong? Was she not going to be able to help Julie at all?

She must have looked defeated, because Eddie asked if something was wrong.

“No, but I have to get going soon.”

“We just got here.” He frowned. “Why did you ask me to meet anyway?”

She glanced up into the corner. “Oh, I wanted to see you. Touch base.”

“Because it’s been so long since you’ve seen me?” His sarcasm was understandable. She was making a mess of things now.

She thought of something he would believe. “I did want to see you, but I have a stomachache. Julie and I had pizza earlier and—”

“Pizza? Commercial pizza? That stuff is poison. No wonder you feel bad. Should I drive you home?”

“No, no. I’m sure I can make it. And I’d love to finish this delicious ale.” That was true. She would have to come back another day and get a glass of raspberry ale she could drink in peace. With Mike, preferably, if he ever spoke to her again. “But I think I’d better go home and lie down.”

“No, don’t lie down. At least prop your head up. Do you have a recliner?”

She shook her head. “I can lie on the couch with a bunch of pillows.”

“That would be the best thing for you.”

She chattered while she fished for some bills from her purse. “People I know keep turning up tonight. I thought it was strange, but Bart Fender was working in the pizza place.”

“Lots of high school teachers have second jobs. They don’t get paid much.” He reached across the table and put his hand on hers. The unwanted spark was still there. His touch went straight to her innards. She had a wild desire to grab both his hands, to kiss him, to . . .

“I’ll get it,” he said. “You go home and rest. Come by tomorrow and I’ll give you something that will help if you don’t feel better. It might take some time for that toxin to get out of your body.”

“I have to work, but thanks. I’ll probably be better soon.”

She fled before he could offer to drop by with a health drink for her tonight.