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Tosser—one who tosses, a wanker.

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Trencher—a thick, wide slice of stale bread, used like a plate.

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Cofishes—other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it’s a word.

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Sirrah—form of address, “dude.”

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Portcullis—a heavy vertical grate, usually spiked on the bottom and made of or clad in iron to resist fire. Typically the inner gate of a fortress, an open grate so attackers could be hit with arrows or spears if they broke through the outer gates.

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Dirk—a knife, especially a dagger, or the act of using a dagger on someone.

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Farthing—the smallest denomination of English coinage, equal to one quarter of a penny.

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Solar—a sitting room or parlor in the top story of a tower. The tower unblocked by outer walls receives a lot of sun, thus the name.

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Blighty—Britain, Great Britain; slang.

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A Natural—the “Natural” jester was one who had some physical deformity or anomaly, a hunchback, a dwarf, a giant, Down’s syndrome, etc. Naturals were thought to have been “touched” by God.

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King Lear, Act I, Scene 2, Edmund.

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The dog’s bollocks! — excellent! The bee’s knees! The cat’s pj’s. Literally, the dog’s balls, which doesn’t seem to be that great a thing, yet, there you are.

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Chamberlain—a servant usually in charge of running a castle or household.

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Barbican—a gatehouse, or extension of a castle wall beyond the gatehouse, used for defense of the main gate, often connected to a drawbridge.

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King Lear, Act I, Scene 1, King Lear.

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Wanker—one who wanks, a tosser.

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Snogging, to snog—kissing, making out, swapping spit, sucking face.

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King Lear, Act I, Scene 1, King Lear.

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Poofter—homosexual.

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Ponced—verb form of “ponce,” a gay man, meaning to walk in a gay manner. Could possibly be a real word.

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Mummers—traveling entertainers, often associated with winter solstice celebrations, but could be anything from acrobats to a theatrical troupe.

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Y Ddraig Goch ddyry gychwyn—Welsh, “The Red Dragon should go forward!” Originally the Welsh National Motto. Later replaced by “Yes, we have shepherd’s pie!”

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Ydych chi’n cymryd cerdynnau credid? — Welsh, “Do you take credit cards?”

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Nuncle—archaic, uncle.

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Curtain wall—the outer wall of a castle compound, usually surrounding all of the buildings.

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Bailey—courtyard inside a castle wall.

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Hecate—Greek goddess of witchcraft, sorcery, and ghosts.

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Fit—British slang, attractive, sexy.

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Gefilte fish—a poached ground fish patty, usually made of carp.

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Décolletage—the road to Hooterville; cleavage. From the fucking French.

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Iamb—in poetry, a metrical foot consisting of an unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable. Hit IT, Give IT.

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Slag—British slang for slut, tramp.

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Dugs—breasts, teats.

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Perfidy—treachery, definitely not bosoms.

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“By St. Cardomon’s scaly feet”—the legend goes that St. Cardomon was a monk from Italy to whom the Archangel Raziel appeared, asking for a drink of water. While looking for water, Cardomon accidentally wandered into a cave that led into hell. There he was lost for forty days and forty nights, and while his feet burned when he first arrived, he soon developed the green and scaly feet of a lizard, and was protected from the fires of hell. When he returned to the angel with a flagon of ice-water (which no one had seen before), he was granted the gift of scaly feet for all time and it is often said that a woman with feet so rough that they will tear the bedsheets are “blessed by St. Cardomon.” Cardomon is the patron saint of combination skin, cold beverages, and necrophilia.

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Nyx—Greek goddess of the night.

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Cat’s paw—a small crowbar, often used by thieves to jimmy windows open.

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Priapus—a Greek god whose lust was so strong he was cursed with a permanent erection that was so large he was unable to move. The medical condition priapism is named for him.

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Saturnalia—the celebration of the winter solstice in the Roman pantheon, paying tribute to Saturn, the “sower of seeds.” Celebration of Saturnalia involved much drunkenness and indiscriminate shagging. Observed in modern times by the ritual of the “office Christmas party.”

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Arrases—tapestries and carpets hung across alcoves to cut down on drafts or preserve privacy. In Hamlet, Polonius is stabbed while hiding behind an arras.