Just so you have proof you were in Portland... here are some swell local places to use as a backdrop when you say "cheese."
The Bomber
Yes, a World War II B-17 bomber. It's Lacey's Bomber at 13515 SE McLoughlin Boulevard.
The Castle
At the corner of Glen Echo Avenue and SE River Road stand the crumbling ruins of a very swank medieval-style nightclub, complete with towers and battlements.
Giant Candle
As if you could miss it... the world's largest candle is on the north side of Highway 30, at the east end of Scappoose.
Dedicated in 1971, it was renovated in 1997 and its neon flame "burns" night and day.
Harvey the Giant Rabbit
The towering rabbit at Harvey Marine, at 21250 SW Tualatin Valley Highway, started life as a giant gas jockey standing outside a service station until the Columbus Day storm of 1962 blew him over. An expert at fiberglass boat building, Ed Harvey created the rabbit's new head, and according to Portland superstition, waving at the rabbit will save you from a flat tire.
The Naked Bike Race
As if those narrow bike seats don't hurt enough ... At the end of the local bicycle-racing season at the Portland International Raceway, the competitors take a final victory lap—naked. Okay, okay, they do wear shoes and helmets.
Paul Bunyan
He's a giant concrete statue at the intersection of NE Interstate Avenue and N Denver Avenue.
Stonehenge
Built by the railroad tycoon Sam Hill as a memorial to World War I casualties, this is a full-sized concrete replica of the original. Take Interstate 84 east from Portland for about two hours to exit 104. Then turn left, going over the Columbia River to Highway 14. Follow the signs to Stonehenge, a lively place for local pagans during the solstice or eclipses of any kind.
Windmill House
Screw the planning board, the building codes, zoning, and "design review"—it's good to know somebody got to build this giant windmill on their house at SE Ninety-second Avenue and Mill Street.
World's Largest Ten Commandments
It's on SW Dosch Road, just off the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway.