Haunted

12

Birdy and I had texted back and forth that afternoon, which is why I was surprised she was in uniform when she tapped on my door at the River’s Edge Motel. It was around five, two hours before sunset, but I had been too busy with calls to a local librarian and a friend named Tomlinson, as well as my research to notice the time.

“There’s a question of jurisdiction,” she said. “Wouldn’t you know? The property lies in the corner of three counties. Like crosshairs, when you look at a map. So I wore my uni to impress a sheriff I’d never met and a detective I hope I never meet again. What a pain in the ass. She doesn’t like working with women. Go figure.”

I said, “You’re talking about the archaeological site and Theo?”

“That, too. But there’s a bigger case I didn’t know about. Finding human bones is always a big deal, but, turns out, three people have disappeared in that area in the last five years and none of the cases has been closed. When Leslie called and mentioned bones, cops from every department showed up.” In reply to my blank look, she added, “Leslie… as in Dr. Babbs?”

The first thing that came into my head: That’s why Belton’s here. He is searching for someone.

My friend, going into the kitchenette, noticed my expression. “What’s wrong?”

“I’m not sure. Who’s missing? I remember reading something in the news, but it’s been a while. Are you saying those bones might not be from the Civil War?”

“That’s because people go missing every day, so they drop the story unless it’s a child or we find a body. These were adults, two males and a thirty-year-old woman, all unrelated cases. The woman was a beauty queen, from her pictures and bio. Hate to say it but that’s enough to keep a case alive. No one really gives a damn about the men.” She opened the fridge and looked inside. “Good god, you made iced tea. On plane flights, I bet you pack a thermos in your carry-on.”

“Sweet tea,” I said. “Good tea is hard to find when you travel. What do you mean ‘disappeared in the same area’?”

Birdy said, “I know, I’m addicted,” and poured a glass over ice. She drank it half down, poured more, then sat at the desk where there was a motel binder containing a list of restaurants and other tourist stuff. “One man and the woman, their cars were found abandoned within a few miles of the old Cadence house. I don’t know any details about the second guy. Usually, men are deadbeat dads or on the run. But the woman was the morning weather girl at an Orlando station, a cheerleader in college-Tallahassee, I think. I remember reading about her. That was before I moved down-about four years ago.”

I said, “She was never found? I followed the story for a while, but they stopped writing about it so I figured she was okay. It seems like more than four years. You didn’t answer my question about the bones.”

“Nope. Five years next September. At the dig sites, no, there’s nothing that appears to be modern era, but they still have to check.” Birdy sipped her tea while her eyes took in the journal, my notebooks, then found the mimosa seedpod on the night table. “You’ve been working all afternoon.” She studied me. “And you look upset.”

I said, “It was something I just read. I doubt if Theo’s smoke treatment killed any scorpions, but it dried more pages free in the journal. That Civil War was so… damn ugly, the way people from the same country treated each other. Reading about it in history books is one thing. But when a man you’re related to writes about it through his own eyes… well, all that ugliness becomes real.”

I saw a flicker of a smile. “You said damn.”

I hadn’t yet processed the entries I’d just read and wasn’t ready to discuss them. “Was there any mention of them renting a canoe? I’m talking about the missing people. Or owning one?” Birdy gave me a confused look, so I added, “We found a sunken canoe this afternoon. It was underwater but anchored. Someone went to a lot of trouble so it wouldn’t be found.”

“Really. No, but I didn’t ask. The weather girl was on her way to Labelle to attend a rodeo, so you can scratch the canoe theory. She’d left Orlando after midnight but didn’t show up.”

I said, “I’ve been to a few rodeos and certainly didn’t see any TV stars walking around. I wonder why she went.”

“Weather girls aren’t considered stars, I don’t think. In Labelle, though, well… maybe she was making an appearance.” Birdy looked through the window, the houseboat beyond. “Or could be she liked cowboys. Yesterday, I couldn’t have related”-Birdy vamped a look-“but now I do.”

“All the way from Orlando for a rodeo. Where’d they find her car?”

“Both cars were found in the woods-different places, and years apart, but similar-within four or five miles of the Cadence place. There’s no evidential connection, but that hasn’t stopped the rumors. I’ve got names of two cops who might talk to you off the record. What they told me is, the place is poison. The Cadence house.” She smiled. “You’ll have all the proof you need the house is stigmatized.”

Poison. Birdy had used that word in an earlier text, which I’d found interesting because, at the time, I was doing an Internet search on manchineel and mimosa trees-there are dozens of varieties of mimosas. Matching the seedpod to a photograph hadn’t been easy, nor conclusive.

More information had come from my friend Tomlinson, who seemed to know a lot about “experimental drugs”-possibly because he lives aboard a sailboat and travels. In Brazil there is a species of giant mimosa that locals used in traditional medicine. Sometimes used the roots, often the seedpods. Tomlinson claimed that powder made from the seeds had recreational uses as well. But agreed the photos I had texted didn’t confirm that the Telegraph River mimosas were from Brazil.

I was sitting on the bed, my feet on the floor, and opened the second notebook. It contained notes from my interview with the librarian and abbreviated versions of the stories Brit had told us. I handed the notebook to Birdy, along with a pen. “Write down the names of the deputies, if you have them handy. I’ve got some other things to tell you, but you go first. What about the spot Theo dug up?”

She talked while she swiped at her iPhone. “He wasn’t authorized. That much, Leslie will swear to, but that’s not enough. I had my hopes up because the GPR produced several three-dimensional images that looked like coins scattered over more coins about four feet deep. That’s the spot where Theo dug. Metal, plus what appeared to be more human bones. No doubt about the metal, but, when we got there, Theo had already filled the hole in.”

“Today, you mean?”

“Early this morning. Leslie was pissed.” She paused to write the names and numbers, then handed the notebook back to me. “He wanted to wait until the other cops arrived, but I talked him into going ahead. We took turns with the shovels until we got close, then we waited. After that, with a dozen uniforms and detectives watching, we used trowels and brushes, which took damn-near forever. They weren’t impressed by what we found. I don’t blame them.”

I checked the names she’d written down. Both were unfamiliar. “I bet I know why-Theo stole all the valuable stuff. The coins-of course he took those. Could Dr. Babbs tell from his radar unit if they were gold or silver? I know a man-a former lieutenant governor, in fact-he has a metal detector that supposedly can tell the difference.”

“Not so fast. There’s no evidence that Theo took a damn thing. That’s the problem, which was no surprise when we saw what was there. No coins, just stacks of crumbling cans and jar lids. You know, metal that looked like coins in the photos. That’s probably why Theo filled in the hole. Oh, and a pocket watch. That was interesting, at least. And the bones might be cattle bones.”

I said, “All that work for a garbage dump? Dr. Babbs told us he’d made a remarkable discovery.”

“You’ve got a lot to learn about archaeology. Garbage collectors from the future, that’s what field scientists are. Leslie was happy as a kid on Christmas morning. Apparently, canned food was a big deal during the Civil War. The Borden Company, same one as today. Food in cans was issued later in the war, mostly, and mostly to Union soldiers. To an archaeologist, that’s a great find. How did Union supplies end up in the middle of nowhere Florida? Pocket watches were a new thing, too. Every cop there was, like, What a waste of time, but not Dr. Leslie. He’s a kook-a lot of them are-but cute in his way.”

I said, “No more tequila for you if you think Leslie Babbs is an attractive man. Were the cans and things too fragile to touch? I’m wondering why they were found in one pile. People weren’t fussy about littering in those days. What I’m getting at is, why did they bury it all in one place?”

“Of course he didn’t touch anything. I helped him rig a scaffolding so he could use a handheld macro lens and a laptop to snap stills. All he had to work with was the surface layer, but he got some decent shots-the name Borden Meat Biscuits was stamped into a couple of lids. That was pretty cool. Contextually, Theo had done very little damage. I don’t know why unless it’s because he got interrupted-or it didn’t cross his mind there might be something under all that rust and tin.”

I said, “That’s it? Theo’s not going to be arrested?”

“For what? No eyewitnesses, no proof. You and I saw him inside Leslie’s camper, but you heard Leslie’s version this morning. He said he doesn’t remember giving Theo permission. There’s a reason he doesn’t want to press the issue, I think.” Birdy stood, walked to the nightstand, and picked up the seedpod, not particularly interested but before I could stop her.

“What’s this?”

“I’m not sure yet. Now that you’ve touched it, go wash your hands.”

She dropped the thing as if it were hot. “Why?”

“I just told you-I’m not sure what it is. But, if I’m right, it might explain why so many bad things have happened at the Cadence house.”

“My god, you could have warned me.” She went to the sink, hands up, palms turned inward, like a surgeon awaiting gloves. As she washed, she asked, “Those are poison, you mean? What’s that have to do with the Cadence house?”

I said, “You’ll be the first to know when I find out. You were talking about Dr. Babbs. That he didn’t want to press some issue, but you didn’t say why.”

“Oh. Leslie and Theo got drunk together one night and something happened. I’m not sure what. It was in Leslie’s camper… Weren’t you there this morning when he told me?”

“You don’t have to scrub the skin off,” I said. “I tried to eavesdrop but missed that part.”

Birdy shut off the water and found a towel. “Oh… Leslie said he got a little carried away-he didn’t say carried away doing what-but told me not to believe Theo no matter what Theo claimed. That means it was either illegal or immoral. So I’m thinking drugs-Theo’s a druggie, remember. He experiments, whatever the hell that means. Or Theo brought Lucia and her friends to the camper and Leslie had some wild fun with them-or maybe Theo. Or maybe all of the above.”

The idea didn’t shock me, but I must have appeared shocked because Birdy laughed when I said, “Group sex with those women? Dr. Babbs?”

“Don’t underestimate nervous little men with doctorates. I had this professor at BU”-Birdy turned with the towel in her hands-“well, let’s just say skill is more important than the toolbox.”

When she didn’t elaborate, I said, “You always do that.”

“What?”

“You know. I can’t help liking those kind of stories-everyone does. Which is why you dangle them out there, then leave me hanging.”

Birdy, still laughing, said, “Dangle,” and walked past me to the window. Stood there, the late sun flooding in, and thought while she folded the towel. “You know, the spot Theo dug up is only about fifty yards south of the Cadence house. That might explain why he was spying on us last night.”

“I knew it was Theo. What did the deputies say about him?”

“I asked about his family, too. They were carnival people-exotic animals and sideshows. His parents moved from somewhere near Fort Myers and got into the antivenom business. Snakes, they already owned a bunch and knew how to handle them. This was a long time ago. No one was sure when but Theo’s mother supposedly died of a snakebite. But the woman I mentioned, this prick of a detective, she said that was just a rumor.”

I said, “It would explain why Theo’s so bitter about the vaccine business.”

“Maybe. Or maybe he was acting. People like him, they’re chameleons. That’s probably why he has a fairly clean record. He was arrested only once for possession, but the county cops have been called out on several complaints. Mostly complaints about animals running loose.”

I said, “Don’t tell me.”

“Chimps or monkeys. I asked the same thing but no one was sure. They definitely had a lion for a while and a trained bear-carnival animals left over. Complaints about Theo, though, there was one for conning some guy, but the rest were nine-one-one calls from women. Usually Peeping Tom stuff, and one almost-assault, but she backed down and refused to press charges.” Birdy’s eyes found me over the rim of her tea glass. “Sexual assault-as in attempted rape.”

I said, “That son of a bitch.”

“Yeah.”

“I’m not spending a night in that house with Theo around. Not alone anyway.”

Birdy said, “You don’t need to. I talked to Bunny on the way here. She agrees it’s not worth it.”

“Your aunt said that? I left a message for her an hour ago. There’s something I want to discuss.”

Had Birdy asked me, I would have shared my theory about her aunt’s astrologer being a gossip-or possibly even knowing Lucia and the witches. But Birdy didn’t ask. Instead, she told me why we were all but done with the job I’d been hired to do. “With what I found out today, and what you already have, it should be enough. The only problem is, Bunny’s attorney wants photos of the grave sites. Human bones are good for dramatic effect, I guess. I didn’t see you take any this morning. Or did you?”

“I never got the chance. Dr. Babbs wouldn’t give me a moment alone.”

“Then do it tomorrow. Schedule your interview with the two cops and we’re free to have fun tomorrow night-if they’ll talk.”

I said, “Nope. I’ll do it now. I can be at the house in forty minutes and be done before sunset-if no one’s around. The interviews I can do by phone. Belton wants me to stop by tonight anyway. I like him; a nice old guy in his way, but he’s holding something back.” I got up and began collecting things. “You’re coming, aren’t you?”

No… Birdy had something else in mind but took her time getting to it. “I didn’t plan on checking out of the motel until Monday morning.”

“What’s the difference?”

“Well, what I’m thinking is, the cops said that Saturday and Sunday before Halloween are the two busiest nights of the year at the Cadence house. Teenagers go there to park and dare each other to jump the fence.”

I had my carry-on bag open on the bed but stopped what I was doing. “You’re saying I should be there with my camera tonight because it’s Saturday?”

“No, I’m saying we could hide inside and get video-or scare the hell out of them. Live video would make Bunny’s attorney very happy.” She laughed, picturing how much fun it would be.

I didn’t mind altering my plans with Belton, but there was an obvious problem. “You have to be at work at six in the morning and I planned on going to church. We wouldn’t get back here until late tonight.”

“I’m talking about tomorrow after I get off. Sunday will be just as busy and I work four to midnight on Mondays. We can stay as late as we need to and sleep in.”

Her eagerness was the tip-off. Suddenly, I knew what this was about. I said, “Brit’s attending brushfire school in Port Charlotte. That’s where you’re going tonight, isn’t it? It’s more than an hour away and you’re not coming back. Tomorrow night is a trade-off so I won’t be mad.”

The expression on Birdy’s face was partly genuine, partly mock surprise. “Psychic, that’s what you are. You and Lucia should compare notes.”

I said, “No, I had coffee with Joey before you got up this morning. By sunrise, I’d learned more than I wanted about how to set a woods on fire-controlled burns, state regulations-all sorts of things. That man’s as talkative as you when he’s full of caffeine. Well… actually, he’s shy and that’s how he covers it. Talking. Some people do.”

Birdy went to the window, a wicked smirk on her face. “Before sunrise, huh? So tell me, Hannah, how’d you sleep last night?”