Hexed

Chapter 20

Hal navigated his slick Z4 down the back alleys until he was only a building away from my shop, and he parked it in someone’s private space.

“Hang out in the back and I’ll toss everything down to you,” I said. “The cell phone will be first, so don’t drop it.”

“My reflexes aren’t that bad, Atticus,” Hal reminded me.

“Right. Shield your eyes, then,” I said, stepping out of the car and dropping my towel. “Naked Irish guy.”

“Aggh! I’m snow-blind!” Hal said. I flipped him the bird and then transformed into one, lifting myself with a dozen strokes to the top of my shop, where my clothes and phone lay precisely where I’d left them. Perched on the back edge of my store, I couldn’t see any of the police cars in the front, which meant they couldn’t see me either.

When Hal hissed up at me that he was in position, I carefully dropped my phone, jeans, and shirt down to him, and then one sandal at a time. I saved my underwear for last, just to make a point, and Hal very pointedly did not catch them. Oh well. I’d just have to go commando.

After checking my many missed calls, I punched up Granuaile’s number.

“Hey, sensei. Is the widow okay?”

“Yes, she’s fine. But you’ve heard about Perry.”

“Yeah. It’s horrible. You’re going to get them back, though, right?”

“Yes, tonight. But right now I have to talk to the cops.”

“Okay, but before you do, can I just tell you one of the many reasons I love you?”

“Sure,” I said, recognizing her code for an incoming alibi.

“While we were watching Kill Bill: Two so that you could try to learn the Five-Point Palm Exploding-Heart Technique, your fly was open the entire time. It was adorable.”

“That’s right, ninjas don’t hold back, baby,” I said, trying and failing to impart some levity into my tone. I regretted the decision now to masquerade as a wannabe martial artist. It had been amusing at the time, but I didn’t feel like playing a part while trying to deal with Perry’s death.

“Thanks,” I said. “Some guys are coming over tonight for a Lord of the Rings festival.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah, it’s going to be great. You’d better get steaks out of the freezer, though. Big meat-eaters, those guys are.” We rang off and then I nodded to Hal. “Okay, I’m ready. Let’s get this over with.”

Hal and I emerged from the alley next to my shop in time to see crime-scene photographers taking pictures of Perry’s body, sprawled faceup with one hand on his chest, a small pool of blood underneath his head where he’d cracked it on the cement.

I’ve seen a lot of dead people in my time. Looking at them gets easier when you’ve had as much practice as I’ve had. Kids still get to me, though—the innocent who never get a chance to choose whether they will take up swords or plowshares.

Perry had never been a swords kind of fella. The most violence he’d ever done was to his own earlobes, with those ridiculous silver gauges. But he’d never been a plowshares fella either; he never could remember the difference between chamomile and creosote, no matter how many times I explained that they were completely different plants.

She must have lured him outside somehow; she couldn’t have thrown that killing curse, whatever it was, inside my shop. Probably had no trouble either. Perry would have looked at the black leather and the bonanza of her bosom and stepped right out to ask how he could help.

I didn’t have to pretend to be upset when Detective Geffert spotted me. I should have seen this coming. The divination had even warned me that death approached one of my male friends, but I had interpreted that as Oberon rather than Perry.

“Mr. O’Sullivan,” Detective Geffert said, walking briskly over to where Hal and I were standing. I didn’t make any sign that I’d heard him, because I couldn’t take my eyes off Perry.

“Mr. O’Sullivan,” Geffert tried again, “God knows how you must feel right now, but I need to ask you a couple of questions.”

It was a surprisingly considerate approach. I’d half-expected him to be belligerent and suspicious.

“Go ahead,” I said woodenly.

“Begging your pardon, Detective,” Hal interrupted, “but you’re with homicide, aren’t you? On what basis have you decided that this is a homicide?”

“We won’t be able to make that determination until we get the coroner’s report,” Geffert admitted, “but we’re collecting evidence and taking statements just in case. Due diligence, you know.” Hal nodded curtly and subsided, and the detective turned back to me. “Mr. O’Sullivan, where were you this morning before you arrived here?”

“I was at home,” I said. “With my girlfriend. Watching Kill Bill: Two.”

“Is she still there, at your house?”

“Yes.”

“Did you get your home phone number changed? We’ve been calling there using the number in our files for some time now, and no one’s answered.”

“I never answer. It’s always telemarketers on the other end.” My voice had all the richness of expression of a cement block.

“Don’t you normally work on days like this?”

“Normally, yes. But I was planning on going out to the Superstitions today, so Perry was going to open the store.”

“How’d you hear about what happened here?”

“Hal dropped by.” I jerked my head.

“And how’d you hear about it, Mr. Hauk—did I remember correctly?”

“Yes, that’s right,” Hal replied, then explained, “We have a police radio in the office. When I heard my client’s address mentioned, I naturally came to investigate.”

“I see.” Geffert took a moment to catch up with his notes in a small handheld pad, then returned to questioning me.

“How long did the victim work for you?”

“More than two years. I’d have to look up the exact hire date if you want that.”

“Was he a dependable employee?”

“The very best.”

“Did he have any enemies that you know of, any trouble outside work at all?”

I shook my head. “He was a quiet dude. If he had troubles, he never showed it.”

“How about at work—was there any friction with you, or another employee, maybe a regular customer?”

“He and I got along like peanut butter and jelly. Can’t speak for anyone else.”

“Could you name any other employees and your regulars?”

“Rebecca Dane is my other employee. Just hired her the day before yesterday. My regulars are Sophie, Arnie, Joshua, and Penelope … I don’t know their last names. They come in first thing every morning for Mobili-Tea, rain or shine. They would have already shown up before this happened.”

“What’s Mobili-Tea?”

“A tea I make that helps with arthritis.”

“Is there any video footage in the store?”

“Yes, I’ll get the tape for you.” He had to have known the answer to that already. My security-camera footage was precisely what Hal was using to sue Tempe in my wrongful shooting weeks ago.

“Any drug use that you’re aware of?”

“No.”

“Any other health issues that he may have exhibited or shared with you?”

“Nothing, dude.”

“All right. Is there anything else you can think of, anything at all, that might have hinted that this was coming?”

Besides my divination that morning? No. A giant flock of guilt flew in and settled down upon my shoulders. “ ‘Not a whit,’ ” I said softly, past a tightening throat. “ ‘We defy augury.’ ”

“Beg your pardon?”

“ ‘There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow,’ ” I whispered, my vision blurring a bit, Perry’s still form losing focus.

“Did you say Providence? As in Rhode Island?”

I wiped my eyes and looked at Geffert for the first time, suddenly wary. “No, I meant providence as in the guidance and protection of a higher power.”

“Oh. What was the rest of that? Something about August?”

“It was a private elegy for the deceased,” I said dully. “Nothing pertaining to the investigation.”

He cocked his head sideways at me and said, “Your vocabulary has markedly improved, Mr. O’Sullivan.”

Shit. A couple of lads from the coroner’s office were bringing out a body bag, and I turned to watch them. “Gotta develop the noggin along with the numchuks, dude,” I replied in the same low monotone I’d used since I arrived. “I don’t just sell books, I actually read them too.”

“That makes sense,” the detective said affably, but now that my mask had slipped, however briefly, I doubted he was fooled anymore. “Forgive me. One more question. Have you found your sword since we spoke last?”

“No.”

The detective paused and wrote something down on his notepad that was significantly longer than “No.”

“Okay, that’s all for now,” he said, “but I’d appreciate it if you’d answer your phone in case we need to reach you.”

“Right.” Geffert moved away and sent an officer over to accompany me inside and get my security tape. Even if it showed the witch coming inside to lure Perry out, it would do them no good. I locked up the shop, flipping the sign to say CLOSED. I called Rebecca Dane, informing her of the sad news and telling her to stay home for the next couple of days, then after they’d taken Perry’s body away I rode my bike home, since it was still there from the previous night when I’d left on the wing.

Detective Geffert was already in front of my house, questioning Granuaile and confirming my story for that day and also checking out the bats and balls Granuaile had bought at Target—they’d never caught up with her the previous night to check out my alibi for the night of the Satyrn Massacre. Brilliant as she was with little details, she’d remembered to have Oberon chew on the balls a bit, and Geffert was fingering them with distaste while standing in front of the open trunk of her car as I pulled up. Granuaile was standing next to him and rolled her eyes at me by way of greeting. Oberon was lying down on the front porch and gave me a quick update on what he thought I needed to know.

“Ah, Mr. O’Sullivan,” the detective said, tossing a baseball back into Granuaile’s trunk and slamming it closed. “Long time no see.” I said nothing, just nodded to him.

“You arrived at your store earlier on foot,” he said, “but now you arrive here on this bike. Where did that come from?”

“My store.”

“Your store. And why was it there?”

“I left it there yesterday, obviously.”

“Why?”

“Because sometimes I like to walk home.” And sometimes I like to fly home. Detective Geffert eyed me steadily, looking for signs of deceit, and I gave him my most placid expression in return. He broke eye contact first, shoving his hands in his pockets and finding something interesting on the tips of his shoes.

“You know, my ears are actually pretty good. I heard what you said earlier. ‘There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow,’ you said.”

“So?”

“So that sounded to me like something you were quoting. I called in to the station and talked to our dispatcher, who used to be an English major, and she told me that was a line from Hamlet.” His eyes flicked back up to study my reaction.

“Right,” I confirmed, keeping my expression neutral.

“So what are you hiding, Mr. O’Sullivan?”

I shrugged. “Nothing.”

He shook a finger at me. “That isn’t true. Yesterday when we searched your house, you walked around like you didn’t have an IQ above eighty. Today you’re quoting Shakespeare off the top of your head.”

My patience evaporated like a dewdrop in Yuma and my anger throttled my better sense. “ ‘Is’t not enough to break into my garden, and, like a thief, to come to rob my grounds, climbing my walls in spite of me the owner, but thou wilt brave me with these saucy terms?’ ”

Geffert’s eyebrows shot up. “What play is that from?”

“Henry the Sixth, Part Two,” I said.

The detective frowned. “How much Shakespeare have you memorized?”

“All of it. Dude.” I don’t know why I sneered at him; it wasn’t smart to taunt him like that and make busting me a personal crusade. Yet regardless of how wise it wasn’t, I held his eyes recklessly with a testosterone challenge flaring away in mine, and he saw not only that but confirmed the spark of intelligence he’d glimpsed earlier. Then he knew that I’d sold him a bill of goods the day before, played him and all his cronies for fools. His jaw clenched and his shoulders tensed, which Granuaile and Oberon both noticed.

“Will that be all, Detective Geffert, or was there something else?” Granuaile asked.

“That will be just about all,” he said, still holding my eyes. “For now. You have arranged things very nicely, Mr. O’Sullivan. Your girlfriend even showed me the receipt that matches your visit to Target two nights ago. But she could not explain why you were missing your ear in the Target security video but you seem to have one now.”

“I had it in Target too,” I lied.

“The video shows you did not.”

“Then the video is wrong. My ear is real, not prosthetic, and ears don’t grow back overnight, do they? Go ahead and see for yourself, Detective. I give you permission.” I turned my head to the left a bit and gestured up at it.

His eyes shifted to my right ear, and he reached up with his left hand and tugged on it gently, more to discern whether it behaved and felt like cartilage than anything else. Frustrated, he said, “I have an autopsy to attend. Please remain available if I have further questions.”

The three of us said nothing. We simply stared at him until he climbed back into his car and drove off. I spent some time rehashing recent events with Oberon and Granuaile, and it was a somber afternoon of regret and sorrow until Hal came by to pick me up. Though I never thought I’d say it in my long life, I was going to make peace with witches.