How to Seduce a Bride

Farewell to old England the beautiful!

Farewell to my old pals as well!

Farewell to the famous Old Baily

Where I used to cut such a swell.

My Too-ral li Roo-lal li Laity

Too-ral li Roo-lal li Lay

Too-ral li Roo-lal li Laity

Too-ral li Roo-lal li Lay!

… Now all you young viscounts and duchesses

Take warning by what I do say,

And mind it’s all yours what you touches-es

Or you’ll land down in Botany Bay.