Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
The Bandapat in the Laundry Basket
Did You Know There’s This Holiday Called Halloween?
Probably Only Small Ponies, Though
We Can’t Have Blood Ice Cream
You Are Easy Prey
I Can’t Take All the Tutus
Do You Have to Be Such a Little Brother All the Time?
For Your Top Secret Squash Project
Hank Took My Pulp
Eyeball Has Large Bites Out of It
My Fur Looks Fantastic When I Leave
Dessert Is, Like, the Main Thing My Dad Believes In
Can’t I Be an Art Lover?
Dangerous Pumpkins
Suddenly, It Tips Over
They Have an Echolocation Device
Scary Isn’t In This Year
Dead Ballerinas
It’s Really Not Funny, Max
PuuuuuUuuuumpkins
That’s Not a Normal Thing to Do, Hank
It’s Good to Embrace Joy
A Note from the Author
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About the Author and Illustrator
Praise
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher