Involution Ocean

Chapter 1 An Unfortunate Occurrence and Its Remedy

We all have some emptiness in our lives, an emptiness that some fill with art, some with God, some with learning. I have always filled the emptiness with drugs.

Because of this I found myself, duffel bag in hand, ready to go on a whaling voyage on that obscure planet, Nullaqua.

Hie Nullaquan dustwhale is the only source of the drug syncophine. At the time of my voyage, knowledge of this fact was becoming more and more widely spread. Because I had learned it, I, John Newhouse, was living with nine others on 488 Piety Street in the Highisle, Nullaqua’s larg­est city.

The two-story metal building was known simply as the New House to us, its inhabitants. We were a motley group; the only tilings uniting us were our extra-Nullaquan origins and our connoisseur’s delight in Flare, the initiate’s term for syncophine. We were all human beings or close facsimi­les thereof. First among us was white-haired old Timon Hadji-Ali. Timon never told lis his age, but he was ob­viously at that period when the body’s own subconscious wish to die begins to take precedence over the ego’s desire for life. I often heard him speak of his friendship, centuries ago, with Ericald Svobold, the legendary discoverer of syn­cophine. Now, however, pessimism had overcome old Timon, and for years he had refused any rejuvenation. He wanted only to spend the last of his life depleting his slowly amassed capital and savoring Flare’s fierce brain-kick. In matters of policy concerning bur little group, we usually deferred to him as he still had the most money.

Second was Agathina Brant, a large, muscular woman with a ramrod posture. She was evidently a retired military officer, and she was extremely terse, even sullen. She al­most always wore a uniform, clean but old. There was no telling which one of humanity’s numberless armies had is­sued it She never told us; I suspect that she sewed it her­self. Her addiction was extremely strong.

Third and fourth were a married couple, Mr. and Mrs. Undine. Her maiden name was Stuart; his, Foster. They also were quite old. One could tell their age from their un­natural grace and the occasional archaisms in their speech. They were handsome people, if you discounted their barrel chests and the rather tasteless jewelry grafted into their bodies. As they never tired of telling us, they had both lived through several marriages and could not stand the idea of the pain involved in breaking up their latest one. They had resolved to commit suicide together, preferably by overdose. Many times I was tempted to advise them to use. a poison other than syncophine, but that, I thought, might be a boorish invasion of their privacy.

The fifth of our company was a poet named Simon. Through cosmetic surgery he had acquired a kind of hag­gard handsomeness, although his eyes woe of different col­ors. In an attempt to “return to the roots” as he told us, he had bought a primitive stringed instrument and was trying to teach himself to play It, in order to accompany himself while chanting his own works. We had soundproofed his upstairs room. Syncophine, he said, “stimulated his brain.” There was certainly no denying that.

Simon was accompanied by a mousy woman named Amelia, who had long brown hair parted severely in the middle. Her father was a scholar, and sent her enough money for her own support and that of her quasi-melodious companion. She had lived with us for a month before trying syncophine. Now she was developing a taste for it.

Our seventh was a neuter, Daylight Mulligan. It was a charming conversationalist, and its speech revealed a great breadth of knowledge. It and I might have become close friends were it not for its extreme paranoia regarding anyone possessing organs of reproduction. It itself had, of course, been neatly cloned, and its suspicions had some justifica­tion in that it had a definite sexual appeal for members of both sexes. It was often melancholy, perhaps tormented by guilt. The antique Timon told me once that it had been responsible for the double suicide of a married couple, friends of its, who both wanted to commit—or attempt to commit—adultery with it. This may or may not have been true.

Our eighth was an extremely tall, almost cadaverous woman named Quade Altaian. Born on a planet with a gravity half that of Nullaqua, or of Earth for that matter, she approached eight feet. She was always pale, her sunken eyes ringed with delicate blues and purples. She often com­plained of dizzy spells. She spent a lot of time supine, working on her three-dimensional mosaics.

Ninth and next to last was my own mistress of the mo­ment, Millicent Farquhar. Millicent was short, snub-nosed, red-haired, closer to plump than thin. I had met her on Reverie a year before, just before going to Nullaqua. After a particulary abandoned party, I had awakened to find my­self in her bed. We had been introduced, but we had for­gotten one another’s names. Our mutual rediscovery had been very pleasant, and we had spent the last year in some­thing like contentment.

Last, me, John Newhouse. Understand that I am not the same person who underwent the adventures I am about to describe. The personality is a changing, fleeting thing, and except for a few memories, now blurring, I have nothing to do with the man who called himself by my name at that time.

But that John Newhouse, then, was the son of a lumber baron on the planet Bunyan and was as well educated as that planet could manage. For political reasons and those of vanity, I claimed to have been born on Earth. Like most sectarian planets, Nullaqua has an exaggerated respect for anything Terran. The lie helped.

I was five feet ten inches tall and had very dark hair, growing rather sparse in the back, although I refused to admit it. I parted it on the left My eyes were also dark, and the left one had a slight grayish spent, almost a cataract where I had once ill-advisedly dropped syncophine opti­cally. I was pale from long amounts of time spent indoors, but I was capable of tanning very deeply. My nose had perhaps too pronounced a hook to be called handsome. I was—let me confess it—somewhat of a dandy, and I was fond of wearing rings, usually five at a time. I owned two dozen. I was thirty-five—forgive me, reader, have I not sworn honesty—I was forty-three standard years old.

I will not name my father. I took the name Newhouse from my abode, as was once the custom on Earth. Before my whaling voyage, I earned my living exporting high-quality syncophine to my numerous friends back on Rev­erie. While not spectacularly profitable, it was a pleasant way to spend one’s time. My hobby was developing cheaper and more efficient ways of extracting syncophine from the basic oil.

It was a snug, almost smug existence. Then came disas­ter.

The expansion of the syncophine trade had not gone un­noticed. The bureaucrats of the Confederacy, that loose and steadily weakening association of worlds, issued a de­cree. Nullaqua heard, and, amazingly, obeyed.

We first heard of the news from our dealer, a Nullaquan named Andaru. Andaru was a retired whaler, and he supplied us with what he called gut oil at an almost nomi­nal fee. There was no other demand for the product; the intestinal oil could not be burned, and Nullaquans refused to eat h, deeming it poisonous. More fools they, we thought.

On the seventeenth day of the tenth month of the year, Andaru knocked at the door and I answered it.

“It’s Andaru,” I said loudly to the rest, who were eating in the kitchen.

“Good. Wonderful. Fantastic,” they all said. Their moods never failed to alter for the better at the prospect of another gallon.

“And there’s someone with him,” I continued more quietly, as a young man with a sharp nose and blond hair like tangled nylon stepped out from behind the Nullaquan and extended his hand. I shook it.

“Hi, I’m Dumonty Calothrick, just call me Monty,” he said cheerfully. “Just dropped in from off planet, heard of the opportunities here, y’know—" Here he winked broadly at me and made a quick squeezing motion with the thumb and forefinger of his right hand where Andaru was unable to see. “I kind of asked around, met your friend here, thought I might come along, kind of seek you out, maybe,” here a look of ingenous bewilderment “maybe ask your ad­vice?”

“Come in, please, and seat yourselves,” I said. “Wait. . . have you eaten?”

“Yes,” said the Nullaquan. “No, sure haven’t,” Calothrick said.

“Right through there, then, please,” I said, “Pick up a plate and introduce yourself to the rest of the household while I discuss business with our mutual acquaintance.”

“Thank you, Mr. Uh . . .”

“Newhouse,” I said, waving him on.

“Ain’t you gonna eat, John?” Andaru said.

“I’ve eaten,” I lied. It was Agathina Brant’s turn to cook, and it damaged my digestion to witness the woman’s here­sies with food. I have always prided myself on my ability with what the Terrans used to call le good cuisine.

“How much did you bring?” I asked.

" ’Bout a gallon, as usual. ’Fraid it’s the last one you’re gonna get.”

“Oh?” I said. “That’s a shock, Andaru. Are you leaving the business?”

“I got to. It’s illegal now.”

Ice grew in my veins at the words. “Who says so?” I said.

“The Confederacy does; heard the news just yesterday.”

“The Confederacy?” I repeated numbly.

“Yeah, the Confederacy, you know, skinny little fellows that float between the stars and tell folks how to get along.”

“But they have no authority over plenetary affairs”.

“Well, they made Nullaqua what you might call a polite request” “And Nullaqua obeyed it.”

“Why not? We got nothing to lose by being nice to the Confederacy as far as I can see.”

I saw a slim ray of hope. “But you have something to lose, though.”

“Yeah, there’s that,” he admitted, “but listen, they say some folks have been using this gut oil to make drugs with.”

“No! You don’t say!” I said. The bucolic Nullaquans have virtually no concept of drug abuse, sticking to tobacco and cheap beer.

“What wonderful food!” came the sudden voice of Dumonty Calothrick from the kitchen. I grimaced.

“So this is our last gallon.”

“Yep. Everyone I know who sells it is closin’ up shop.”

“They don’t want to break the law.”

“They sure don’t. That’s a sin.”

I knew better than to press the old Nullaquan. Besides, he had all the native’s aversion to water, and, unlike him, I did not have a thick, puffy growth of hair in my nostrils to filter out unpleasantness. “How much for this last jug, then?”

“One monune and thirty-six pennigs.”

“Right you are,” I said, counting out the money onto his calloused palm. We exchanged expressions of mutual esteem. I opened the door for him and he left.

Then I sat down slowly on the comfortless whalehide couch to think things over. I felt a sudden itch for a quick blast of Flare, but unlike the others, I kept my cravings rigidly under control.

“When, you’ve finished eating come in here,” I shouted. “I’ve got news.”

I took the jug in my lap and pried the lid off. I sniffed. It was the usual high-quality stuff. I resealed it.

They were out in three minutes. “Bad news, “I said. “The Confederacy has declared Flare illegal and Nullaqua is going along. This—" I thumped it— “is our last jug.”

Their faces fell in unison. It was a disturbing sight. We turned to Timon for advice. “I—" he began.

“Oh well, I’ve got a little bit here with me, let’s do up some,” Calothrick interrupted brightly. He took a plastic packet out of the breast pocket of his checkered shirtjac and pulled an eyedropper out of his belt. The group quickly shuffled themselves into a circle on the carpet as Calothrick opened the packet and sucked up a dropperful of the liq­uid.

Timon frowned. “I suggest we ration what we have left. If the Nullaquans refuse to supply us we will have to send out one of our number to get it for us. Straight from the source. From a whale.”

Daylight Mulligan clapped its hands. “Bravo, Timon,” it said. Mrs. Undine passed it the dropper; it opened its mouth and squirted a quick blast onto its tongue.

“Which one of us?” said Quade Altman, in falsetto.

“Well, the women are out,” said Mr. Undine. “I hear that whalers don’t allow them on board.”

“So will someone have to make the complete trip?” said Simon the poet, his brain now well stimulated.

“Oh, yes,” said Timon. “And as they last six months, I suggest we choose someone as quickly as possible. Toward the end things may grow uncomfortable.” Simon and Ame­lia both looked suddenly frightened. Mr. and Mrs. Undine held hands.

“I nominate John Newhouse,” said Agathina Brant sud­denly. Everyone looked startled; she spoke so seldom..

“Let’s draw straws,” I said quickly.

“John, you’re the best choice,” said Mr. Undine, in ob­vious relief. “You have the resilience of youth, certainly.”

I countered, “But you have the experience of age. Surely that counts for more.”

“But you have sharp wits. And resourcefulness. None of us can deny that,” said Simon.

“Yes, Simon, but think how your poetry could gain from the trip,” I said.

“But you have experience. You know what oil to get and how to brew it,” Daylight Mulligan said. It had me there. More than anything else, this sealed my fate.

Things looked black. Surely, I thought, Millicent will de­fend me. I looked at her.

“Yes, and you can get a job, John,” she said. “You can cook. You’re a good cook. You won’t have any trouble.”

“Let’s not reach any hasty conclusions,” I said. “Perhaps we should reconsider our situation in a week. It might be possible-—"

Then Dumonty Calothrick spoke up. “Why wait? It’s wonderful!” he laughed. “No sooner does the problem arise than it is solved. Think, Mr. Newhouse, the lure of adven­ture, the thrill of an alien planet. Six months before the mast. New sights! New thrills! Romance! Flare by the gal­lon! Hey, anybody want another quick blast?”

“Why don’t you go?” I asked gently.

“Oh, I am, I am! I’m going with you!”