Just Murdered

Epilogue

A Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud pulled up in front of Millicent’s Bridal Salon. The vintage Rolls was the color of well-polished family silver. The driver’s door opened with an expensive thunk! Out stepped a chauffeur in a uniform tailored to show off his broad shoulders and long legs.

Helen watched the hunky chauffeur jog to the rear passenger door. He had the best hired buns Helen had ever seen, except for Rod’s.

The chauffeur opened the silver door with a flourish and held out his hand. A candy-pink spike heel emerged first, like a delicate flower seeking the sun. It belonged to a tiny blonde in a Chanel suit. She took the chauffeur’s hand, stood up, and pulled him toward her. Then she soul kissed him, running a slender leg along his muscular one.

“It’s the ghost of Kiki!” Helen said.

“No, it’s her daughter, Desiree,” Millicent said.

“Where did she get the chin?” Helen said.

“It’s an implant,” Millicent said. “Looks like she had other implants, too. She’s a C cup at the very least.”

“Look at the way she’s kissing her chauffeur—right on the street.”

“What body part is that?” Millicent said.

Helen laughed. Desiree dismissed the chauffeur with a pat on his shapely rump.

“Battle stations,” Millicent said. Helen felt the hair stand up on the back of her neck. Millicent had used the same words for Desiree’s mother not so long ago.

Desiree strutted into the store and said, “Millie, darling.”

Millicent winced. She hated being called that.

“I need a dress,” Desiree said. “But I don’t want you to show me anything right now. I want to look around. Leave me.” She waved her hand, a bored queen dismissing her lady-in-waiting.

Desiree acted as if Helen were invisible. I mean nothing to her, Helen thought. Yet I helped put on her bridal gown—and put her husband in jail.

Helen gawked as the tiny figure strutted around the salon. Breasts and chins could be implanted, mousy hair could be dyed and styled, but where did Desiree get that air of authority?

It was only two months since her husband had been arrested for Kiki’s murder, but Desiree had transformed herself. Helen still wasn’t fully recovered from Luke’s attack. The wounds on her arm and chest were raw and pink, and she had trouble lifting heavy wedding dresses with her injured hand.

Helen went back to the salon too early. Millicent had sent flowers and called twice a week. One Friday, when Helen was lounging around her apartment in cat-furred shorts, the salon owner showed up at her door.

Millicent’s white hair, red nails, and trim black suit gave her extra authority, but she didn’t use it. Instead, Millicent begged. “Please come back,” she said. “Business is booming. I’ve hired new sales staff, but they have the personalities of palm trees. I need you, Helen.”

Helen needed the money. But she didn’t miss the bridal salon. The surging emotions, the frantic family fights, and sudden tear storms were tiring. The peevish brides depressed her. The happy ones opened old wounds in Helen’s heart.

She longed to be away from the bridal business. Each night, she checked the classified ads for another job, but the search seemed hopeless. The ad inviting her to “join the team of service professionals working in a luxury resort” turned out to be for valet car parkers.

Helen was disgusted that the best-paying women’s jobs were for “gentlemen’s escorts. Earn $1000 a day, no experience required.”

I bet, thought Helen and threw the paper across the floor. One page skidded under the coffee table. Thumbs promptly sat on it.

Helen crawled under the table to retrieve it. The cat’s paw was on an ad that said: “Pet grooming assistant and sales clerk—must love animals. Apply in person.” The Barker Brothers Pampered Pet Boutique was only four blocks from the Coronado.

“Thumbs, I love you,” Helen said. She opened a whole can of tuna to reward her big-pawed cat.

She put on her best black suit and walked over to the shop. Helen hit it off with the owner instantly. Helen didn’t have to tell Jeff that she loved animals—he spotted the cat hairs on her suit. They talked for almost two hours.

“You’re my first choice,” Jeff said. “But I have to wait until my partner, Ray, comes home in two weeks to make the final decision.”

Every time Helen studied the ads, she wondered: Who placed the awful ad in the City Times? If someone wanted to ruin Millicent’s business, they’d failed miserably. Yes, brides canceled their orders, and there were some slow weeks right after it ran. But those brides came back and brought more. The new clientele was hipper and richer. They thought the ad was “a total riot,” as one said.

Kiki’s murder had been good for business. Now even the victim’s daughter was returning.

The new Desiree completed her circuit of the shop. She marched back to Millicent and said, “Millie, darling, I’ve decided to forgive you for that tacky ad.”

Millicent blushed but said nothing. Helen stared at her.

“Now let’s find me a dress. I want to try on that one. That one. And that.” Desiree pointed to about thirty thousand dollars’ worth of dresses. They were bold, bosom- and back-baring styles.

“Is this for a special occasion?” Millicent said.

“Yes. My divorce. I want them all in black. Fetch them, please.” Desiree flounced back to the largest fitting room.

Helen followed Millicent to the dress racks and hissed, “You placed that ad?”

She didn’t wait for an answer. Helen knew Millicent had. She remembered Eric the ad taker saying the woman had long white hair and bloodred nail polish. Eric had also said she was “old. Older than my mom. I’d say she was about fifty-five.”

“I am not,” Millicent had cried in outrage.

Now her furious denial made sense.

Helen angrily paced the shop, afraid of her growing rage. Millicent pretended to be picking out black dresses. She wouldn’t look at Helen. Finally she said, “Helen, I had to put that ad in the paper. It was the only way to save my business. Kiki’s family refused to pay.”

“I feel like a complete fool,” Helen said.

Men had made a fool out of her often enough. But it was worse being betrayed by her own sex. Helen liked and trusted Millicent.

“You used me,” Helen said. “I investigated a murder because of that ad. I nearly got myself killed.”

“Helen, please, I didn’t mean it.”

But Helen felt frustrated, powerless, and fed up. The pretty pink salon looked like a poisoned bonbon. The walls were closing in on her. The billowing bridal gowns reached out to smother her. The snake tangle of lace and ribbons threatened to strangle her.

Helen was sick of her species. Even the best people seemed calculating. The worst were impossibly cruel. Animals were better behaved. She craved their warm and accepting company. She didn’t know if she’d get the job at the pet groomer, but she had to leave here. She ran to the back room and grabbed her purse.

Millicent was staggering down the hall under her burden of black dresses. “Helen, are you really leaving?” she said.

“Good-bye, Millicent,” Helen said. “I admire you, but I can’t work for you anymore.”

“But where are you going?” Millicent seemed genuinely concerned.

“To the dogs,” Helen said.