Kingdom of the Blind

CHAPTER 7

Benedict, Myrna, and Armand stared down at the page in front of them.

Then they looked up, and at each other.

Then, as one, they turned to Lucien.

“This’s a joke, right?” asked Myrna while, beside her, Armand took off his reading glasses and watched the notary.

“I don’t understand,” said Benedict.

“It’s all very clear,” said Lucien.

“But it’s nonsense,” said Myrna. “It makes no sense.”

Armand looked back down at the document in front of him. They’d finally reached the eighth section of the will, with the notary having read every preceding section, every clause, every word, in a sonorous voice. Given their exhaustion after the stresses of the morning, the meal they’d just had, the warmth from the woodstove, and now Lucien’s voice droning on, it was all they could do to remain conscious.

Armand had noticed Benedict’s eyelids fluttering and his head drooping more than once, and then the young man had fought his way back to them. Opening his eyes wide, before the heavy lids slowly lowered again.

But he was wide awake now. They all were.

“It says here,” Myrna looked back down and put her finger under the line as she read, “‘I bequeath to my three children the sum of five million dollars each.’”

She looked up again, hard, at Lucien.

“Five. Million. Dollars,” she repeated. “And that makes sense to you?”

“Each,” Benedict pointed out. “That’s … fifteen million.”

“Five million, fifteen million, a hundred million,” said Myrna. “It’s all the same. Nonsense.”

“Maybe she meant Canadian Tire money,” said Benedict, trying to be helpful.

It was not.

“What’re we supposed to do with this?” Myrna asked.

She gestured toward the will, then appealed to Armand, who looked at the notary and raised his brows.

“Does she have it?” he asked.

“Bertha Baumgartner?” asked Myrna. “Were we in the same house this morning? That woman, while apparently rich in imagination, was obviously not a multimillionaire.”

“She might’ve been a … what’s the word?” said Benedict.

“Miser?” asked Armand.

“Lunatic,” said Benedict.

“We haven’t finished yet,” said Lucien.

His voice droned on, but now they were alert, following closely, as bequest followed bequest.

Her home in Switzerland was to be sold, as was the building in Vienna. The proceeds to be divided among her children and grandchildren. With a million dollars going to the local animal shelter.

“That’s nice,” said Benedict.

Section 8, thought Armand, scanning the figures on the page. In the U.S. military that was the section for the mentally unfit. Benedict might have found exactly the right word.

“‘The title will, of course,’” the notary read, “‘be passed to my eldest son, Anthony.’”

“Huh?” said Myrna.

By now words had failed her, and she could just make sounds.

“Title?” asked Benedict. “What’s that?”

“Must be the title to the property,” said Armand.

All the lights in the kitchen flickered.

All the people in the kitchen fell silent, staring up at the chandelier over the pine table. Willing it to stay on.

But willing something to happen, as they were discovering with Madame Baumgartner, and having it happen were often two different things.

The lights wavered again, then came back to full brightness.

They looked at one another and breathed a sigh of relief.

Then the lights, all at once, went out.

No flicker this time. Just gone. And with it went all sound. No hum of the fridge, no rumble of the furnace. No tick of a clock. They sat at the kitchen table in silence.

Sunlight still struggled through the windows of the kitchen. But it was weak. As though it had fought long and hard to get that far.

Before it too died.

Armand struck a match and lit the storm lamps at either end of the table while Myrna lit the candles on the kitchen island. Put there in case.

“You okay?” Armand asked, going to the door between the kitchen and the living room.

There he saw the fire in the hearth and one lantern already lit.

“No worries,” said Reine-Marie. “And no surprise.”

“We’re almost finished. Be with you in a few minutes.”

He took two small logs off the neat pile in the kitchen and shoved them into the woodstove. It was now their main source of heat. There was no emergency, yet. But if this blackout lasted a long time, days even, and the temperature dropped still further, and the fire went out …

“Well, this’s nice,” said Benedict, looking around at the pools of light.

“Let’s call it a day,” said Armand, and when Lucien protested, Myrna hauled herself out of the chair and just left. Taking her beer into the living room to join Reine-Marie.

Benedict followed.

Armand held his arm out, inviting Lucien to join them. After a moment’s hesitation, he grudgingly got up.

Once seated, Myrna asked, “How’re we supposed to liquidate a will that makes no sense? We can’t give away money that isn’t there.”

“Madame Baumgartner overestimated her estate?” asked Reine-Marie.

“By about twenty million,” said Myrna.

Reine-Marie grimaced. “That is overshooting.”

“We’re all assuming she didn’t have the money,” said Lucien. “Maybe she did.”

“You think so?” asked Armand.

“Conrad Cantzen.”

“I beg your pardon?” said Armand.

“Conrad Cantzen,” the notary repeated. “My father told me about him. Monsieur Cantzen was a bit actor on Broadway back in the 1920s. He’d beg for money and go through the garbage for food, and when he died, he left a quarter of a million dollars. It’s a lot of money today. Back when he died, that was a fortune.”

They were silent, absorbing this.

“You just never know,” said Lucien.