Laurels Are Poison

Chapter 14

FIELD-WORK

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‘I don’t care what you say,’ said Alice, ‘although I think it’s coarse to talk like that, but I shall get married myself, later on.’

‘Why not?’ inquired Laura, flinging clothing out of a suitcase in the manner of a terrier flinging up earth from a hole where it thinks it has buried a bone. ‘Where the Hell are my bedroom slippers? Oh, Kitty, you lout, you’ve got them on!’

‘Well, teachers generally don’t,’ resumed Alice. ‘But I come from the lower classes where marriage is the rule, not the exception, and I’m not ashamed of it. What I mean…’

‘The glories of our blood and state, are shadows, not substantial things,’ remonstrated Laura, assuming the slippers lately snatched from Kitty. ‘I do not recognize class-consciousness, young Alice, so pipe down. Don’t be a snob.’

‘Anyway, I hope the Deb. stays until the end of our first year,’ said the denuded one, sitting on Laura’s bed with her feet up. ‘I don’t suppose I shall be able to go down to tea, Dog,’ she continued, surveying the ends of her stockinged feet. ‘I can’t find a thing of my own except the shoes I came in, and they’re all mud, from that foul path out of the station.’

‘Have mine. They were new for Christmas,’ said Alice, putting both hands into her hat-box. ‘Here you are.’

‘And don’t scuffle about in ’em,’ added Laura. ‘Incidentally, I suppose bedroom slippers at first tea are de rigueur?’

‘Mrs Croc. won’t be there, and anyway, it’s a free country,’ said Kitty, trying on Alice’s slippers and holding out one foot the better to admire it. ‘These from the boy friend, young Alice?’

‘I haven’t a boy friend,’ said Alice, blushing. ‘I was only stating my views in a general way about marriage. You needn’t laugh.’

‘You know, there’s something a bit Little Lord Fauntleroy about our Alice,’ said Laura. ‘I used to notice it last term. A kind of je ne sais quoi.’ She began to comb her hair.

‘Little Lord Fauntleroy?’ said Alice.

‘Yes. You know… she means where they stick a placard on his back to say he bites,’ said Kitty earnestly. Her friends gazed at her with fascinated admiration.

‘What she owes to her spiritual pastors and masters will never be known,’ said Laura. ‘She goes from strength to strength. When we were at school she thought Dickens wrote Under Two Flags.’

‘Well, I don’t see why he shouldn’t have,’ said Kitty sturdily. ‘Where’s my calendar? I want to mark off the days. I think I’ll mark today off straight away. It’s practically over. When’s half-term, Dog?’

The date was January 23rd. The Lent term had its own interests, did not include School Practice, and part of it would be devoted (as soon as the weather improved) to the various rambles and excursions which formed part of the First Year Course.

The scope and nature of the rambles depended largely upon the Advanced Subjects chosen; thus Laura, ignoring her gift for English, had elected to take Advanced Geography, and Kitty, having no particular preferences, had put her name down for the same group. Alice was down for Advanced Biology, and spent most of her time cutting sections and putting them under the microscope when she was not engaged upon Field Work.

For about the first five weeks of the term the weather was so bad that even some of the fixtures in hockey had to be abandoned. When March came, however, the wet and the heavy mists had cleared away, the sun shone, and the snappy, invigorating air seemed to invite the students out upon the moors.

One bright, cold, gusty afternoon, the Advanced Geography group, having been advised previously of the arrangements by the senior lecturer in the subject, collected after lunch in the Senior Common Room of the College with notebooks, pencils, cameras, geological hammers and Ordnance maps, ‘ready for fairies at the bottom of the garden or a full-scale invasion, or anything in between the two,’ as Laura put it, and prepared to set out upon an excursion.

‘What have we here, Dog?’ asked Kitty, as her friend consulted a business-like little notebook completely filled with writing, maps and sketches.

‘A pearl of great price,’ said Laura, lowering her voice. ‘My spies inform me that these bally outings or expeditions always follow the same course, year after year. Now this,’ she tapped the notebook, ‘was compiled, doubtless with much sweat, by one Tweetman of Athelstan, some five years ago. She left it to her junior, one Plumstead. Plumstead bequeathed it to a crony in the first year, y-clept Mason. Mason left it in her will to friend Cartwright (who informs me upon oath that the only reason she wasn’t sent down last term was because her First Year Advanced Geography (Excursion Section) notebook was so impressive). Cartwright, having crossed the Rubicon and having no further use for the treasure, has passed it on to me. You shall share, on condition you’ll edit your stuff so that it isn’t word for word like mine.’

‘What a godsend!’ said Kitty, eyeing the notebook reverently.

‘Not a word to young Alice, by the way,’ said Laura, warningly. ‘Her morals are not as sound as one would wish. She might think we oughtn’t to use the beastly thing.’

‘Good Lord! Why not?’ said Kitty. ‘A thing like that ought to go down to posterity.’

‘Well, it probably will,’ said Laura.

Kitty and Laura enjoyed their walk. Avoiding company, they strolled together, well in the rear of the party, conversing amiably and from time to time checking the geography of the landscape with the assistance of Miss Tweetman.

‘Points of interest,’ read Laura, standing still. ‘Two morainic mounds, one to the right of the road between the canal and the railway, and one between the road and the river on the left-hand side. Got that, duckie? Swing bridges over the canal. Well, we know all about bridges over the river! At least, I do. I’ll tell you what! Has it ever struck you to wonder where the deed was done?’

‘What deed, Dog?’ inquired Kitty, producing a paper bag and abstracting parkin, which she divided and the two of them shared.

‘Why, the murder of Miss Murchan. You heard about the Great Fire during the Christmas Vac, didn’t you?’

‘No. Where?’

‘Here in Athelstan, so far as I can make out. I searched for traces of it, but can’t find any. Mrs Bradley’s man was almost burnt to death.’

‘Doesn’t exactly show signs of it,’ said Kitty. ‘I saw him yesterday, turning Miss Hollis’s car for her. He looked all right to me.’

‘I am only repeating what I’ve heard. And another curious thing. You know that blighter Cornflake, who was at your school for School Prac.?’

‘Yes?’

‘Hasn’t turned up this term.’

‘Oh, I knew that. She’s got measles.’

‘Measles?’

‘Yes. Can be jolly dangerous when you’re grown-up, I believe. Somebody in Rule Britannia’s told me. I forget who it was. I say, keep your eyes skinned for a pub. They’ll still be open. We could get some beer.’

‘A scheme,’ said Laura, embracing it with some eagerness. ‘Don’t suppose the late Tweetman had the forethought to bung down anything useful like that in her notes.’

Kitty gazed at the landscape, and then sniffed the air.

‘I can give you the next bit without any notes,’ she said. ‘Gas works and a sewage farm, both on the left’

‘You’re telling me,’ said Laura, wrinkling her nose. ‘I suppose if we get gaol fever or typhus or anything, we can claim on the College. I shall tell my people to, anyway.’

‘Change in the landscape. Shoot,’ said Kitty, who had taken down in shorthand (to the never-failing amazement of her acquaintances she could put down a hundred and twenty to a hundred and fifty words a minute) the winged words dictated by her friend from Miss Tweetman’s invaluable script.

‘Eh? Oh, sorry. Yes. New housing estate. See it? Local building material used.’

‘What’s that? Red sandstone?’

‘No, mutt. Limestone blocks, I think, but don’t worry. Tweetman’s sure to have a footnote about it somewhere. Just bung down what I say. Criticism unwelcome and unnecessary. River crossed — Yes, and here’s the bridge… and here’s a pub. All clear? Bung in, then. This is today’s great thought.’

Having drunk their beer they came on to the bridge and looked at the shallow swirling water.

‘… and wool mills seen,’ continued Laura, balancing Miss Tweetman’s notes on the coping. ‘Now the moor. Flat-topped. Canal. Railway embankment. Railway embankment?… Oh, yes. Over there. See it? To the left was noticed an old quarry — Come on. We’d better get along and identify that. There’s pretty sure to be a discussion on the outing, so we’d better have something ready at first-hand.’

‘There’s somebody down there,’ said Kitty, when they had discovered the old quarry. ‘I say, it’s Mrs Croc. She’s on her own, too. Wonder what she’s doing?’

‘Snooping for — Here, come on,’ said Laura. ‘I know what she’s doing, and we could help.’

She began to scramble down the side of the quarry. After hesitating for a second, Kitty said:

‘Dog, do you know what?’

‘No. What?’ inquired Laura, balancing on two tufts of the coarse rank grass with which the quarry was clothed.

‘I believe she’s looking for the body. I’d hate to help her find it.’

Mrs Bradley was surprised and not particularly pleased to see Laura, and gave her no encouragement to make herself useful.

‘Are you exploring all the quarries?’ asked Laura, pointedly.

‘Yes,’ replied the Warden. ‘And you, Miss Menzies, are attached to a party for which your lecturer in Advanced Geography is responsible.’

‘She won’t miss me. I seem to have left old Kitty in the swim,’ Laura replied, glancing upwards to see the last of her friend, who, with an apologetic wave of the hand, was disappearing over the skyline. ‘Do let me help snoop. I know what you’re looking for, and I bet I can find it if you can.’

‘I doubt whether you do know what I’m looking for,’ said Mrs Bradley, amused.

‘Oh? Not Miss Murchan?’

‘Of course not, child. Go away.’

‘Well, if you’re serious,’ said Laura, looking extremely disappointed. ‘Personally, I shouldn’t think you ought to be out on the moors alone, especially in these quarries. Anything might happen to you, especially if there is something funny about Miss Murchan. And, further to that, Warden, what price Miss Cornflake, and the measles? You’d be in a lot better position with me here to heave a couple of half-bricks at that baby, than laid out with all the College looking for you with lanterns and St Bernard dogs and things.’

At this picturesque image Mrs Bradley laughed, and scribbling a message on a page of her notebook gave the leaf to the petitioner and bade her hurry up and give it to the lecturer.

‘And bring Miss Trevelyan back with you. I’m not looking for a corpse. I want to find a large receptacle of stone, earthenware or metal, and the remains of a large bonfire,’ said Mrs Bradley.

She was up and out of the quarry by the time her henchman returned.

‘O.K. by Miss Catterick, Warden,’ she said, breathing slightly faster than usual, ‘and Kitty is following me up as quickly as — Oh, here she is. Where next?’

‘To the next quarry wherever it is,’ said Mrs Bradley, unfolding an Ordnance map.

‘You don’t want to bother with that, Warden,’ said Kitty, joining them. ‘Where’s the book of words, Dog?’

‘Please let me see your map, Warden,’ said Laura, suddenly. Mrs Bradley handed it over. It was the ordinary one-inch map of the district. Laura folded it, handed it back with a word of thanks, and then observed: ‘This is more the sort of thing you want, I should imagine. Six inches to the mile. Issued to Advanced Geography students on presentation of voucher supplied by Miss Catterick. Any good, Warden?’

But Mrs Bradley was already poring over the six-inch map. She then smacked Laura on the back.

‘We’re off the track, child,’ she said. ‘Those old quarries marked on the opposite side of the river are much more to our purpose.’

‘What about the limestone boulder pits?’ asked Laura, pointing to the map.

‘Rather close to those large houses, don’t you think? How deep are the pits? Have you seen them?’

‘Yes. Pretty deep. Steep-sided, too. But that wouldn’t worry Cornflake. She’s quite the mountaineer, I should think, Warden, and she could tumble the corpse down. She wouldn’t need to carry it.’

The limestone boulder pits were about a mile and a quarter from the College and about two from where the trio were standing. The footpaths were miry, but were so much the best and quickest way that, without hesitation, Mrs Bradley led the way by one which ran in a straight line to the railway, across by a footbridge and beyond to woods and the canal.

‘Keep to the towing path here for a bit,’ said Laura, ‘and cross by the swing bridge. Then we shall have to follow the main road, and cross the river just below the weir.’

Once they had crossed the river, another footpath led by the flank of a wood, across parkland and then through trees to a round, wooded hill. On the south side of the hill lay the pits they sought, but exploration of them proved to be vain. Except for the limestone from which they took their name, they were bare and empty, and a further consultation of the map caused Mrs Bradley to decide upon some old quarries further west, beside a lane which crossed arable fields.

‘Only the one farm near,’ said Laura, when her opinion of the objective was canvassed, ‘and a little stream to wash in if she got herself mucked up during the surgical operations. I shouldn’t be surprised if we’ve hit on the right place, Warden. What say you, Kitty, old thing?’

‘Nothing,’ replied Kitty.

‘Right. Keep your eyes skinned for enemy snipers, then, whilst Mrs Croc. and I do our bloodhound act,’ said Laura under her breath. ‘If you see the whites of old Cornflake’s eyes, don’t let her shoot first. Got it?’

‘All right, as long as I don’t have to look at corpses or anything,’ agreed Kitty. The walk this time was a very charming one and completely rural. A very narrow footpath from the pits crossed a lane by two stiles, and then joined a wider path which crossed two fields of pasture. It then entered a wood and became a broad woodland ride for about a quarter of a mile before branching in four or five different directions.

Guided by the map, the party selected the most south-westerly of these divergent tracks, and came up upon a narrow road, which led to the solitary farm-house. They crossed the road, still kept within the confines of the wood, and so came upon the quarry.

‘Of course, there are these two quarries, as well,’ said Laura, pointing them out on the map, ‘but they are nearer the village and further away from the stream. I should think she’d have to wash herself, shouldn’t you?’

‘If she did what I think she did, she’d need water for another purpose,’ responded Mrs Bradley. ‘Mind how you come. The bank seems a bit crumbly.’

‘You’d better stay, at the top and keep cave, Kitty,’ said Laura. ‘Unless we both do. What do you say, Warden?’

‘Please yourselves, child. This is the right place, anyhow, I think.’

The remains of the bonfire were immense. Not only that, but the fact that the fire had been made up on a carefully-built hearth of bricks indicated no casual wayfaring but somebody with a set purpose who had imported into the quarry the means for resolving that purpose into action.

Mrs Bradley sketched and scribbled, took out a lens and made a detailed inspection of the hearth, and then sent the students back to College, for it was ten minutes to four, and she was afraid they would miss their tea. Reluctant but obedient, off went Laura. Kitty showed more alacrity. Mrs Bradley, left alone, explored the quarry indefatigably for footprints, and for traces of ingress and egress. The crumbling banks assisting her, she discovered, besides the traces left by herself and the two girls, tracks in several places, but these might have been made at any time and by anybody, for the frequent winter rains had washed out all individuality, and no actual footprints could be detected. She did, however, mark on her sketches the new landslide which marked that part of the bank which she and the students had used. Then she scrambled up it again and went off to the farm to ask permission to use the telephone.

She had other inquiries to make.

‘Where,’ she asked, ‘was it possible to purchase bricks like those she had found in the quarry?’

The answer to this question was a broad stare from the woman who had answered the door, and a request to wait a minute.

Standing in the stone-flagged hall beside the grandfather clock, Mrs Bradley waited. In less than two minutes the woman came back, accompanied by a boy of about fifteen.

‘Tell the lady about Mr Tegg’s bricks,’ said the woman. ‘Her wants to know where to buy some like those her’ve seen in the quarry.’

‘I suppose the police have sent you?’ said the boy.

‘The lady’s just been on phone to ’em, any road,’ said the woman. ‘I told thee, and so did Father, there’d be more to say about they bricks. Now perhaps thee’ll believe us as is older than thyself.’

‘Leave me alone with him,’ said Mrs Bradley. The woman hesitated, and then added, still speaking to the boy, but this time in a tone between apology and anger:

‘Thee’s brought this on thyself, and mun face it out best thee can.’

‘I can take it,’ muttered the boy, shifting his feet, lowering his eyes and giving all the other signs of obstinacy in wrong-doing common to boys in trouble.

‘What’s your name?’ asked Mrs Bradley, taking out her notebook. The boy was silent. ‘Afraid to give his name,’ she added as though saying the words she was writing. The boy looked up.

‘I’m not afraid to give my name. My name’s William Turley, if you want to know. And I did steal the rotten bricks, but it was to oblige a lady. Yes, and I did build a fireplace for her, and I fetched water for her from the beck, and I helped her down with it so that it shouldn’t all get spilt. Let the police get a load of that, if it means anything to them!’

‘Dear me!’ said Mrs Bradley. ‘Can you describe the lady?’

‘No. And I wouldn’t, anyway. I don’t get other people into trouble.’

‘Good. So if I told you she was fairly young, dark, active as a cat, sharp-voiced and had a car, you would contradict me, I suppose?’

The boy did not answer, but put his hands in his pockets.

‘And now,’ went on Mrs Bradley, after she had scribbled a few more hieroglyphics, ‘what did Mr Tegg have to say about the bricks?’

‘Nothing, except that they’d been stolen.’

‘How did he trace them to you?’

‘Dad saw them in the quarry. I got mud on my Sunday clothes, and they wanted to know how. I didn’t say, because I ought to have been in church, and I hadn’t been, and Dad recognized the kind of mud, I suppose, and he told Mr Tegg he needn’t look for his missing bricks, and asked him to let the police know I’d had them. That’s all.’

‘Very interesting, too,’ said Mrs Bradley. ‘What did Mr Tegg say to that?’

‘I went to him privately and asked for time to pay, but he said he’d promised my father to let the police lay me by the heels.’

‘And now you think they have, do you? My view is that your father paid Mr Tegg long ago. What makes your parents want to frighten you?’

‘No business of yours.’

‘You don’t speak like the boys about here.’

‘I’ve been to a decent school, that’s why. I got sacked.’

‘For thieving?’

‘Yes, if you want to know.’

‘Well, William, thank you very much for your information. I suppose you can’t remember the date when you built the fireplace for the lady?’

‘I might, but not for you.’

‘Oh, that means last summer, then.’ She wrote again. ‘Where were you at school?’

‘London.’

‘Really? That seems a good way to go.’

‘Lived with my aunt and uncle.’

‘And liked it, I know. Pity you messed up your chances, wasn’t it?’

‘I don’t want that from you.’

‘No, I can tell that. How did it happen, William?’

‘Foreign stamps.’

‘Oh, yes. Wouldn’t they have kept you if you’d made restitution? Or did you sell the stamps?’

‘No, I didn’t sell them.’

‘I see. There were others in it.’

‘I didn’t say so, any more than I said you were right about the lady.’

‘You have said so now. Well, good-bye William. I’m afraid the police will come, but not about the bricks as such. I should answer their questions, if I were you. Where is your stamp collection now?’

‘Burnt it.’

‘You did?’

‘Dad did. I don’t blame him for that.’

A curious and interesting household, thought Mrs Bradley, returning to the College, not by the footpaths and fields, but by the motor roads which a murderer burdened with a corpse would have had to take in order to arrive at the quarry. She reached the lane which ran past the wall of the College grounds at a quarter past five, stopped to speak to the Chief Engineer as she passed his house and met him coming out of it, and then encountered Kitty and Laura.

‘Did you get any tea?’ she inquired.

‘We only scraped in at the death, but managed to grab a couple of cups and some rolls. Oh, and Kitty spotted an old zinc bath in another quarry, but we didn’t stop,’ responded Laura. ‘Did you have any luck at the farm, Warden?’

‘Yes. More than I expected. The son, a boy of fifteen, helped build the brick fireplace. Of course, it is most likely that the person he assisted is not the person we are after, but some investigation is called for, and I have asked the police to undertake it.’

‘And the receptacle thing you wanted to find?’

‘No sign of anything of the sort, but it may have been your bath. If it can be found, the police will find it, but not yet, because I haven’t mentioned it.’

‘What is this receptacle thing you both talk about? Not really that bath?’ inquired Kitty, as the two students walked over to College for a late lecture in English.

‘No; the pot thing, whatever it was, that the murderer used to boil the flesh off the bones, I think,’ answered Laura. Fortunately for her own peace of mind, Kitty, who had never heard of the unsavoury details of the behaviour of certain murderers confronted by the bodies of their victims, did not believe what she said, and merely murmured reproachfully: ‘Oh, Dog, don’t say such beastly things.’

It was just as they reached the steps that Laura, lingering a moment to tie up her shoe-lace, spotted an unfamiliar car coming slowly along the back drive. But for their recent activities in the quarries, she would have thought nothing of it.

Alice, who was in their group for English, was already in her place in the lecture room, and had kept two front row seats.

‘Why front row, chump?’ grumbled Kitty, seating herself, and looking round for Laura.

‘Because it’s the Deb.,’ replied Alice.

‘And Alice can’t bear anybody else’s fat head to come between them,’ jeered Laura, joining them. There was a fair amount of noise in the room, into which, looking, as usual, thoroughly frightened (in Mrs Bradley’s view) or ‘damned superior’ (in the words and view of Miss Cartwright, who, however, approved of this attitude), came Deborah, carrying her lecture notes, a large Shakespeare with dozens of little bits of paper marking her references, the Group Roll (which she called, on principle, at late lectures because people, she thought, were disposed to cut them), and an ‘acting copy’ of Richard of Bordeaux, a play which she was going to suggest to the First-Years that they should produce in the summer.

‘Good evening,’ said Deborah, laying her books on the desk and dropping the copy of the play. ‘Oh, thank you, Miss Boorman.’ For Alice, from the middle of the front row and with a nippiness which was the product of the gymnasium and the net-ball court, had leapt upon the small, paper-backed volume and returned it.

‘What was it?’ whispered Laura. Alice wrote on the top of her English notebook the title.

‘Glory!’ commented Laura, rudely, and rose with languid grace. ‘Am I in order in asking a question which probably does not have a direct bearing on the lecture, Miss Cloud?’ she inquired.

‘Yes… yes, certainly, Miss Menzies,’ replied Deborah, who dreaded Laura’s end-of-the-day flights of fancy when she herself was tired and the indefatigable student apparently as fresh as paint.

‘Thank you. Then what, please, is your opinion of Gordon Daviot as a dramatist?’

‘Oh, well, rather good, I thought,’ said Deborah. That is…’

‘And do you base that opinion on Richard of Bordeaux, or on any other of the dramatist’s works?’ pursued Laura with relentless courtesy.

‘I was thinking only of Richard of Bordeaux,’ said Deborah, eyeing her interlocutor with a good deal of dislike. ‘And now sit down. I’m going to begin my lecture.’

Laura, with an audible remark about ‘the ship full fraught’, seated herself with easy grace. Deborah flushed, bit her lip, and then said sharply, in a ‘classroom’ voice:

‘Don’t make remarks, please, Miss Menzies. It is, to say the least, ill-mannered.’

‘I beg your pardon, Miss Cloud. I was making a quotation from Michael Drayton. I withdraw it,’ said Laura sweetly.

‘Keep your quotations for your essays,’ said Deborah, unwisely. ‘Oh, God!’ she thought, discerning an expression of rapturous amazement on Laura’s countenance. ‘Now what have I let myself in for?’

She shrugged, smiled at the rest of the group, and began to read her lecture. Laura sat, chin on hand, gazing at her for about five minutes. This steady, unwinking regard made Deborah nervous. She stumbled over a sentence, became involved in a — she discovered too late — slightly under-punctuated paragraph, and was roused to excessive irritation at hearing Laura’s voice murmuring delicately: ‘How men would love if they might, and how they would have women be.’

She stopped short, flushed angrily, scowled at the interruption and then said:

‘Miss Menzies?’

‘Eh? Oh, pardon, Miss Cloud. Am I in order if I ask a question at this point of your lecture?’

‘I suppose so,’ said Deborah hopelessly.

‘What is your opinion of Arthur Symon’s introduction to his collection of Elizabethan poetry?’

‘That question, unfortunately, has nothing to do with my lecture,’ replied Deborah, ‘and therefore I must decline to answer it.’

‘Thank you, Miss Cloud,’ replied Laura.

‘Thank you, Miss Menzies,’ said Deborah belligerently. Laura waved a languid hand for the lecture to proceed, but before Deborah had completed another paragraph she was on her feet again.

‘Miss Cloud!’

‘Oh, dear, Miss Menzies!’

‘Miss Cloud, do I understand you to say that Sidney was the greatest love-poet of the Elizabethan age?’

‘No, Miss Menzies, you do not. What I said was…’

‘I was afraid you’d forgotten Drayton, not to speak of Donne,’ said Laura. ‘I see I was mistaken.’

She sat down again. Deborah went on, slightly shaken, to her next paragraph. There was no interruption. The lecture went placidly on, the clock moved its hands towards the hour. There was no sound except Deborah’s quiet voice and the methodical noise of students scratching down notes. Suddenly this blessed peace was shattered once again.

‘Or, of course, Campion,’ said Laura.

‘Go out, Miss Menzies!’ said Deborah. ‘I shall report you to the Principal.’

‘Good for you,’ said Laura cheerfully. She edged out, and at the same instant the highly indignant Alice hooked her skilfully round the ankle so that she measured her length on the floor. There was some slight confusion whilst Laura picked herself up and dusted herself down, then, with a bow to Deborah and an apologetic smile, she withdrew and ran lightly down the stone staircase.

The English room was on the second floor. Laura ran on, descending from one landing to the next, and left the College building by darting past the large lecture theatre and the senior student’s room.

On the main drive opposite the front entrance stood the small dark-green saloon car she had noticed before the beginning of Deborah’s lecture. She stepped back so that the angle of the building screened her from view, and watched, automatically registering in her brain the number of the car.

A woman, neatly dressed in green mixture tweeds, got out and approached the front entrance.

‘Gotcher!’ observed Laura, sotto voce, and began very cautiously to stalk her. In spite of a greatly changed appearance, there was no doubt in her mind that the woman was Miss Cornflake.

Up the staircase she went, followed by Laura. On the first floor she halted, and, to Laura’s intense interest, took out of her handbag a small revolver. She then glanced furtively about her, through a heavy, old-fashioned veil.

The College was silent. Through the well-fitting doors came no sound of the quiet voices of lecturers intoning their information. Students in the building were either in attendance at lectures or working in the library, the laboratory or the small handwork room at that hour of the day. There seemed to be no casual going or coming. Miss Cornflake, if she was bent on mischief, had selected an excellent time.

Laura had no doubt about what to do. The only difficulty was to decide exactly when to do it. Temperamentally she was almost without physical fear, but common sense informed her that if Miss Cornflake were a murderess it would be madness to tackle her at an ineffectual moment, especially when she was armed.

She had little time in which to make a plan. If Miss Cornflake’s attitude and weapon meant anything, they meant that she was in search of somebody with intent to put that person out of action. Laura’s first conception was that Mrs Bradley could not be the intended victim, since they had left her over at Athelstan. A second horrified thought informed her that there was no reason whatever why the head of the house should not have left it and come over to College.

It soon became apparent that Mrs Bradley was the quarry, for Miss Cornflake turned to the right at the top of the first flight of stairs and went towards the First-Year’s Education Room.

Laura crept nearer. Miss Cornflake listened at the door, then turned the handle with her left hand, keeping the revolver in her right. The corridor was almost pitch-dark, and by the time Miss Cornflake had proved that the room was empty, Laura had slipped into the Students’ Common Room opposite to seek assistance, but nobody was there.

The other Education Room was on the ground floor. If Mrs Bradley were lecturing, that was the only other place in which she was likely to be found. It was next-door to a passage which opened on to the grounds, and had large windows slightly open at the top.

Miss Cornflake halted at the door and listened. Laura, drawing as close as ever she dared, listened, too. Her hearing was remarkably acute, more so, it seemed, than Miss Cornflake’s, for she detected Mrs Bradley’s dulcet tones almost on the instant.

‘Probably know the voice better,’ thought Laura, referring to herself. A plan presented itself. She withdrew, or, rather, passed on, as Miss Cornflake laid a hand on the door, until she was at the entrance to the Staff Cloakroom. Then she suddenly gave vent to a loud, successful imitation of Mrs Bradley’s already famous cackle, and switched on the cloakroom lights. Like a flash, Miss Cornflake leapt away from the door and began to stalk Laura down the corridor.

Laura, now on unfamiliar ground, seized a towel from one of the hooks, and then put it down and picked up a good-sized cake of soap. Then she got behind the door and listened.

Miss Cornflake made not a sound, but the end, when it came, came quickly. Laura had switched on the light to obtain warning of the approaching shadow. As soon as she saw it, out she leapt, knocked up the revolver, which went off with a noise like a bomb, dashed the soap as hard as she could in Miss Cornflake’s face, and then dived at her legs to bring her down.

Unfortunately, as she did this, and Miss Cornflake fell heavily forward, Laura hit her own head against the edge of the door. Half-stunned, she scrambled up again, however, and, with a last effort, leapt upon Miss Cornflake and proceeded to choke her with the towel.

‘Warden wants to know if you feel equal to speaking to the Principal, Dog,’ said Kitty in sepulchral tones. ‘Says don’t say yes if you mean no. What shall I tell her?’

‘Oh, Lord! I suppose that means the Deb. did report me. I wouldn’t have believed she was such a tick,’ groaned Laura, whose head ached almost unendurably, in spite of Mrs Bradley’s ministrations. To the amazement of both lecturers and students, Mrs Bradley, leaving Miss Cornflake, who was completely hors de combat, to be apprehended by others, had picked up the hefty Laura in her arms and had carried her over to Athelstan (a feat, observed Laura, to make strong men quail), and had put her to bed as though she had been a small child.

‘No, the Deb. didn’t report you. She just grinned at us when you’d gone and said she was sorry for the interruptions, but she thought you liked to show off what you knew. What shall I say about the Prin.?’

‘What does the Lord High Everything Else want, anyway? Dope about Cornflake?’

‘Yes, I expect so.’

‘Righto. Bung her in. We will give her five minutes,’ said Laura, contriving to return to her usual manner. The Principal came in ‘as one approaching a deathbed’, said Laura, recounting the incident later, and seated herself on the hat-box.

‘Now don’t disturb yourself, Miss Menzies,’ she said. ‘I shall stay not more than one minute. Miss Cornflake is in the College Infirmary, well guarded, and the police are going to question her as soon as possible. Now, that’s a weight off our minds, isn’t it?’

‘Yes, Miss du Mugne,’ replied the patient.

‘That’s all I’ve come to say, then, except…’ She looked almost wistfully at the girl… ‘except that I feel we owe you a very great debt, Miss Menzies, which we shall do our best to repay. It would never have done to have a — revolver accident actually on the College premises, would it?’

‘No, Miss du Mugne,’ replied Laura. The Principal gave her a smile of acid sweetness, told her to ‘hurry up and get well’, and left, much to Laura’s relief.

‘And now, Kitty,’ she said, when her friend came in again, ‘what am I having for dinner?’

‘Good Lord! Are you hungry, Dog?’ said Kitty, amazed. ‘We never thought to save you anything.’

‘Quite right, too,’ said Mrs Bradley’s voice outside the door. ‘The heroine and I are going to have dinner together. Now, patient, what shall we have?’

‘I suppose you can’t manage a cocktail, to start with, Warden?’ said the sufferer. ‘It would just about save my life.’