AT SEVEN O'CLOCK, I heard the keys get tossed onto the silver tray in the hall, and seconds later, Ranger walked into the kitchen.
"I thought you were staying in your apartment tonight," Ranger said.
"Change of plans."
He glanced at Rex on the kitchen counter. "This looks serious."
"Remember the guy who got his boys stapled? He came visiting. He wanted me to go for a ride with him, but I declined."
Ranger took two wineglasses out of the cabinet and uncorked a bottle of red. He poured two glasses and gave one to me. "What did it take to discourage him?"
"Joyce Barnhardt with a gun. She tailed me to my apartment and saw Dave follow me into the building. That's the guy's name, Dave. She came up to check things out and decided Dave was a threat to her future earnings. So she shot the top of his pinkie finger clear off his hand. Then Dave's partner came and loaded him into the trunk of their Beemer and drove him away. That's the short version."
"Go figure," Ranger said.
"Exactly."
We both sipped some wine.
"That's not even the best part of the day," I said to Ranger. "I stopped at Morelli's house to get some DVDs for Lula, and I walked in on Dickie."
"Dickie Orr?"
"Yep. It wasn't Dickie's blood in his house. The goon squad was sent to roust him, and he shot one of them in the knee and fled. Morelli has him in protective custody. He's locked away so he can live to testify against his partners, but his partners are disappearing. Smullen is confirmed dead. The police are presuming Gorvich is dead. And they can't find Petiak."
The doorbell buzzed and Ranger opened the door to Ella and dinner. He took the tray from her and carried it into the kitchen.
"Have you eaten?" he asked.
"A peanut butter sandwich at five."
Ella had sent grilled vegetables, pork tenderloin, and saffron rice for two.
"Ella knew I was here?"
"Everyone knows you're here. There aren't a lot of secrets in this building. Only the private apartments and the lavatories aren't monitored."
"Do they know anything about our relationship?'"
"No. And they won't ask."
"Not even Tank?"
"Not even Tank."
"So they think we're sleeping together."
"Probably." Ranger set two place settings at the breakfast bar.
"Did Morelli or Dickie say anything about the money?"
"No. Morelli said the police were investigating the law firm's client list, but he didn't say more than that. It wasn't a long visit. Lula was outside, waiting in the car."
We both dug into the food.
"Did Dave say anything interesting?"
"He said I was nosy, that I had a knack for being in places I didn't belong, and his boss didn't like it."
"So they were going to do what to you?"
"Dave didn't say, but I don't think it was anything good."
I cleaned my plate and looked over at the tray. No dessert. Ranger never ate dessert. Another reason I couldn't marry Ranger. That and the fact he didn't see marriage as an option.
We loaded the dishwasher, put the leftover food in the fridge, and migrated into the den to watch television.
"Do you watch television a lot?" I asked him.
"Almost never." He remoted his way through the guide. "No games on tonight. Only boxing."
I thought about Lula's theory on bringing out the beast in a man. So far, Ranger had the beast under control. Best not to disturb that balance.
"No boxing," I said.
"Okay, let's roll through the movies. The Terminator, Pulp Fiction, Braveheart, The Transporter, Deliverance. Any of those turn you on?"
Where was Terms of Endearment when you needed it? "They're all sort of violent," I said.
"And?"
"There must be other movies."
Ranger clicked through more of the guide. "Bruce Lee?"
"Keep going."
"I'm not watching Jane Eyre.”
"Okay, great, go with Bruce Leo."
"Maybe you'll learn something," Ranger said.
"Just don't get any ideas."
"About what?"
"About anything."
Ten minutes into Bruce Lee, I sucked in some air. "Uh oh," I said.
The uh oh had been an inadvertent exclamation. Nature had struck at an inopportune time, placing me in an awkward position.
Ranger looked over at me. "What?"
"Nothing." At least nothing I wanted to share with Ranger.
"It's something. What is it?"
"Cramps."
"Babe."
"I need… you know," I said to him.
"You don't have anything with you?"
"I was planning on staying in my apartment. And then I left in a hurry. And I forgot until just now."
"Do you want me to send one of my men out for something?"
"Would they do that?"
"I'd have to pay him extra."
"Maybe Ella can help me."
I ran downstairs to see Ella, and ten minutes later, I was back on the couch.
"Everything okay?" Ranger asked.
"Yes. Ella had some."
Bruce Lee was kicking ass on the screen, and God knows what this was doing to Ranger's libido, but I now realized nature had come through for me. What had at first seemed like an embarrassing disaster was in actuality a blessing. This was my lucky week. First Joyce, and now nature.
Ranger slid an arm around me and nuzzled my neck. Bruce Lee was getting to him.
"Lula has a theory that violent movies put a man in the mood," I said to Ranger.
"Everything puts a man in the mood," Ranger said.
"Good thing I got cramps, eh? I'm safe."
"Not from me," Ranger said.
Eek. "Guess again," I told him.
Ranger changed channels to Jane Eyre. "The two toys we found in your bag were simple transmitters. With the exception of my device, you're supposed to be clean. How did Joyce find you this afternoon?"
"She picked me up at the bonds office."
I OPENED MY eyes and looked at the clock. Almost eight A.M. No Ranger. I checked under the covers. I was still wearing all the clothes I'd started with when I went to bed. Another night of successfully dodging the bullet. I scrambled out of bed and into the shower, I'd had a brilliant idea halfway through Jane Eyre. I knew how I was going to get Coglin to court to re-register. I'd have Grandma baby-sit his house. I got dressed in more RangeMan black and went to the kitchen to forage for breakfast. I called Ranger with a fast message while I finished my coffee.
"I'm heading out," I said. "I'm going to get Grandma and take her to Coglin's house. I've got the pen transmitter with me. See you later."
Morelli was up next.
"What's new?" I said.
"Unfortunately, nothing. What's new with you?"
I told him about Dave and Joyce.
"So I'm back at RangeMan," I said.
"I'm going to try to put a positive spin on this," Morelli said. "At least I know you're safe."
"This morning I'm doing bounty hunter stuff," I said. "I'm going to get Grandma to help me."
"So much for safe."
Connie was last on the list. "If 1 can get Coglin to the courthouse, can you get him re-bonded right away?" I asked her. I can catch people, but I can't write bond. Only Connie and Vinnie can do that.
"As long as the judge will grant bond. Lula is here. She can answer the phones. How are you going to get Coglin to the courthouse? I thought he was beaver-bombing everyone."
"It turns out he can't leave his house because he's waiting for the cable company."
"Those fuckers," Connie said.
"Yeah, well I'm going to have Grandma house sit for him."
I took the elevator to the garage and powered up the Cayenne. As I rolled out, I kept my eyes open. I was pretty sure Dave and his partner would surface at some point in the day. Without the help of a transmitter, they were going to have to make a pickup choice based on my history as they knew it. They knew I'd spent nights at RangeMan, but I was thinking between the broken nose, the stapled nuts, and the amputated pinkie finger, Dave wasn't moving so fast this morning. I probably had time to get Grandma and drop her off at Coglin's house before the bad guys were on the hunt.
I drove three blocks, adjusted my rearview mirror, and saw the black SUV two cars back. I called Ranger.
"Who's with me today?" I asked him.
"Hang on. I have to talk to control." A couple minutes later, he returned. "It's Binkie. He's new. And he's riding solo. I in short today. Don't give him a hard time. And if you go back to your apartment, don't get undressed in your foyer or living room. I've installed monitored security cameras."
"Roger and out."
Truth is, I didn't want to give Binkie a hard time. I was grateful to have someone watching my back. I circled my parents' block before parking. I didn't see anything out of the ordinary, so I pulled into the driveway behind my dad's Buick.
Grandma was watching morning television when I walked in. "Look at you," she said. "You look like Ranger. And look at the shirt with RangeMan written on it. Ain't that a pip."
"I have to take someone downtown to get re-bonded, and he needs someone to house sit. He's expecting the cable company."
"Those fuckers," Grandma said. "Excuse the language. Just let me get my purse."
I went to the kitchen to tell my mom.
"It'll be good for her to get out and do something," my mother said. "She's been feeling down because Elmer got shipped off to an assisted-living complex in Lakewood."
Grandma was wearing her favorite lavender-and-white running suit. Her hair had faded to orange, and she had her big black patent leather purse in the crook of her arm. I wasn't going to ask what she had in the purse.
"I'm all ready," she1 said, getting her coat out of the hall closet. "Where are we going?"
" North Trenton. Hopefully this won't take long."
Binkie stuck close to me all the way to Coglin's. When I parked in front of Coglin's house, Binkie parked half a block away. I got out and waved to him, and he waved back.
Grandma followed me up the sidewalk and waited while I rang the doorbell.
Coglin stuck his head out. "I'm still waiting," he said.
"I brought you a house sitter," I told him. "This is my Grandma Mazur. She's going to stay here while you go with me to get bonded out again. She'll wait for the cable company."
"I guess that would be okay," Coglin said. He looked Grandma over. "Are you up to the cable company?"
"Bring 'em on," Grandma said. "
"Don't let them leave without fixing my cable."
Grandma patted her purse. "Don't worry about it." She stepped inside and looked around. "What the heck’s going on here?"
"Carl is a taxidermist," I told Grandma.
"The best in the city," Coglin said. "I'm an artiste."
"I never seen anything like this," Grandma said. "You should go on the shopping channel. I bet you could clean up."
"I've thought of that," Coglin said. "I even wrote a letter to Suzanne Somers once. I think my performance pieces would be especially popular."
"Everything's real lifelike. You expect them to just start walking around."
"Sometimes when pets die, people bring them here to get restored, so they can take them home and put them on display," Coglin said.
Grandma was standing wide-eyed in front of a dog with big glass eyes and a tooth missing. "Isn't that something. That's a pip of an idea. I'm surprised they haven't thought to do that with people." Grandma looked to me. "I could have brought your grandfather home and set him in his favorite chair." She slid her dentures around and gave it more thought. "Would have been hard when I moved into your mother's house. It's already jammed full of furniture. I would have had to get rid of Harry."
"Sometimes my pieces get sold on eBay," Coglin said.
"I love eBay," Grandma said. "Harry probably wouldn't have fetched much, but the chair was worth something."
I put a call in to Connie and told her I was leaving for the courthouse with Coglin in tow.
"Just be careful not to touch any of the performance pieces," Coglin told Grandma.
"Don't worry about me. I won't break anything," Grandma said.
"And don't shoot anyone," I said to Grandma. "Especially the cable people."
"Those fuckers," Grandma said.
"THAT WASN'T SO bad," Coglin said when we turned onto his street. "1 didn't have to wait in jail or anything." He was sitting forward, straining against his seatbelt. "I don't see a cable truck."
"It's still early," I told him.
I parked in front of his house and Binkie parked behind me. Coglin got out and checked the cable stretching across his street for breaks. It looked intact, so we went to the house to spring Grandma.
Grandma had the door open before we reached the porch. "Good thing I was here," she said. "The cable man showed up almost as soon as you left. He ran a new cable under the road, and I stood out there and watched him to make sure he wasn't fibbing about the new cable. And then I wouldn't let him leave until he came in and tried the television. And it looks to me like everything's good now. And he's sending someone to remove the old cable that's running across the road. Probably won't happen for another six months, but it don't really matter."
"Oh gosh," Coglin said. "I can't believe it. The nightmare is over. I can leave the house during the day. I can fill e-mail orders and pay my online accounts." He swiped at a tear. "I feel real stupid getting all emotional like this, but it's been terrible. Just terrible."
"That's okay," Grandma said. "We all get like that over the cable company."
"I can't thank you enough. This was so nice of you to stay here."
"I've been having a good time looking at all the animals," Grandma said. "It's like being in a museum or something. My favorite is this big groundhog because he has three eyes. Imagine that, a groundhog with three eyes."
Grandma reached out and touched an eye and bang!
Grandma was head-to-toe groundhog. There was groundhog hair stuck everywhere.
"Son of a bee's wax," Grandma said.
"That's okay," Coglin said. "I've got a bunch of groundhogs."
I led Grandma down the sidewalk to the car and got her strapped in.
"He must have overstuffed it," Grandma said.
"It happens all the time," I said to Grandma. "Don't worry about it. I'm going to take you home, and we'll get you cleaned up and you'll be good as new."
I called my mother from the road to warn her.
"Grandma had a little accident," I said to my mother, "but she's fine. She's just got some groundhog stuck to her. I think if you scrub her down with Goo Gone, she'll be okay. And maybe you could call Dolly and see if she's got an opening at the hair salon for a wash and set… maybe a cut."
There was a silent pause and I could imagine my mother making the sign of the cross and looking over at the liquor cabinet. I disconnected and turned into the Burg.
"I hear Elmer got shipped off to Lakewood," I said to Grandma.
"Yeah, he was a dud anyway. I'm thinking about taking up bowling. Lucy Grabek joined one of them leagues, and she got a pink bowling ball with her name on it. I wouldn't mind having one of those."
I parked in front of my parents' house and my mother came out to collect Grandma.
"Is this really groundhog?" my mother asked.
"The little brown hairs and patches of hide are groundhog. I don't know about the white stuff. I think it's some kind of synthetic foam," I said.
Binkie and I waved good-bye to Grandma and my mom, and then we drove to the bonds office.
Connie had reached the office ahead of me and was writing out my capture check. "Good work," she said. "That was clever of you to have Grandma baby-sit. How'd she do?"
"She got woodchucked."
"I bet it was the third eye that got her," Lula said. "You can't hardly resist the third eye."
"How'd last night go?" I asked Lula. "Did the movies work?"
"We never got to the movies. Turns out he don't need no mood enhancement. I'm telling you, I think I'm in love. I might even learn to cook for him."
Connie and I did raised eyebrows.
"Okay," Lula said. "Learning to cook probably isn't gonna happen, but I could learn something."
My phone buzzed and I picked up to Morelli.
"He's gone," Morelli said.
"Who?"
"Dickie."
"Where'd he go?"
"I don't know. I was working upstairs, and when I came down, he was gone. Television on. Back door unlocked."
"Is anything missing?"
"Not that I can tell. My car is still here. His clothes are all here. No signs of struggle. No blood on the floor."
"Maybe he went for a walk."
"He's not supposed to go for a walk. He's not supposed to leave the house. That was the deal. I've been out driving around, and I don't see him."
"Do you think someone took him?"
"I don't know."
"Maybe he went to find Joyce for a nooner."
"Joyce. That's a good idea. Is she still following you?"
I looked out the big plate-glass window in the front of the office. "Yeah. She's sitting across the street. Do you want me to talk to her?"
"Yes, but you can't let her know anything about Dickie."
"What was that about?" Lula wanted to know.
"Morelli thought Bob was missing, but he found him. I'll be right back. I want to say hello to Joyce."
I crossed the street, the Mercedes’ driver's side window slid down, and Joyce looked out at me.
"Hey," I said. "How’s it going?"
"It's not. Why don't you get off your ass and do something? You think I have nothing better to do than follow you around?"
Smullen's girlfriend was in the seat next to Joyce.
"I never caught your name," I said to her.
"Rita."
"Going tag team?" I asked Joyce.
"If I keep her next to me, I don’t have to worry about her sneaking up and stabbing me in the back."
"Fuck you," Rita said to Joyce.
"All right then," I said. "Guess I'll be moving along."
Joyce glanced at the black SUV parked behind Rangers Cayenne. "Do you have a permit for a parade?"
"That's Binkie. He's practicing surveillance techniques."
I went back to the office and dialed Morelli. "Nothing there," I said.
"I can't believe this happened. I lost my witness. I'll probably get busted back to uniform patrol."
"He was a witness, not a prisoner. It's not like you could chain him to the toilet."
"I don't suppose you'd want to come over and cheer me up," Morelli said.
"You lost a witness and that's the first activity that comes to mind?"
"That's always the first activity that comes to mind."
"Sorry, but here's the second bad news of the day. It's that time."
"So?"
"Yeesh."
"Okay, let's table my love life for a couple hours. I need to find either Dickie or Petiak," Morelli said.
"Petiak is easy. We just set me out on the curb and wait for him to kidnap me."
"I'm not excited about that plan."
"Just for giggles, lets suppose Dickie didn't get snatched. Let's suppose he went after the money."
"What money?" Morelli asked.
"The forty million dollars."
"I don't know anything about forty million dollars."
"The forty million Dickie withdrew from the firm's Smith Barney account. The forty million everyone wants, including Joyce and Rita, Smullen's girlfriend. Didn't Dickie tell you about the forty million?"
"That little prick better hope I don't find him because I'm going to kill him."
"You're going to have to take a ticket on that one."
"How do you know about this?"
"Joyce left her front door open one day and I happened to wander in and sit down at her kitchen desk and the drawer sort of opened and I found a bunch of numbers-"
"Stop. I don't want to know," Morelli said.
"I just got a capture check. Suppose I treat to lunch."
"That would be great, but I'm afraid to leave the house in case our boy returns."
"You're in luck. I deliver."
I left the bonds office and was about to plug the key into the Porsche's ignition when Ranger called.
"I'm looking at a monitor, and I'm not believing what I'm seeing," Ranger said. "Dickie Orr just broke into your apartment. Isn't he supposed to be holding hands with Morelli?"
"Morelli just called and said Dickie disappeared."
"Looks like we found him. Tank's on his way. Stay away from the area until I give you an all clear."
Yeah, right. Douche bag Dickie just broke into my apartment, and I'm going to stay clear. Not. I put the car in gear and wheeled around into the Burg. First thing, I had to lose Joyce. I cut through the alley behind Angie Kroeger's house, hung a fast right, ripped through the parking lot for the Colonial Bar and Grille, and came out on Broad. I drove Broad for two blocks, hit Hamilton, and zipped past the bonds office. Joyce was nowhere in sight. Neither was Binkie. I was pretty sure Binkie had his Bluetooth working, calling the control room to see where the devil I was. The control room would be tuned to the GPS transmitter in the Cayenne and my purse, but I'd be in my lot by the time Binkie caught up with me.
I came up on my building and saw the black RangeMan SUV parked close to the back door. Tank was inside, doing his thing, so I hung back by the Dumpster, sitting at idle, trying to keep as low a profile as possible. Not easy in a Porsche Cayenne.
After a few minutes, the door to the building opened and Tank and Dickie emerged. A shot was fired and Tank went down. A black BMW whipped out of a parking space and slid to a stop in front of Dickie. Two men in the car. Dave was one. And his partner was driving. Dave jumped out of the car, grabbed Dickie, and shoved him into the backseat. Dave had two black eyes, a Band-Aid across his nose, and a huge bandage on his pinkie finger. He turned and drew his gun on Tank and fired.
I mashed my foot down hard on the gas and put my hand to the horn. Dave looked up in surprise but didn't move last enough. Possibly the result of having had his balls stapled. I bounced him off my left lender and took the side door off the BMW. I stopped and put the Cayenne into reverse. I wasn't entirely rational at that point, but I'm pretty sure my intent was to run over Dave a second time and finish the job. Fortunately for Dave, he was able to drag his ass into the Beemer before I got to him. The Beemer took off, laying rubber on the asphalt, squealing out of the lot as it passed Binkie on the way in.
Binkie and I ran to Tank. He was hit in the chest and leg. He was conscious and swearing and bleeding a lot, so we didn't wait for help. We loaded Tank into the back of the Explorer and took off for St. Frances Hospital. I was driving and Binkie was in back, applying pressure, trying to slow the bleeding. I called 911 so emergency would be waiting for us. Then I called Range Man and Morelli.
We off-loaded Tank at emergency, and he was whisked away. We were still in the drop zone when Ranger arrived in his turbo, followed by a RangeMan SUV. Morelli was behind the SUV with his Kojak roof light flashing.
We all got out and stood in a clump, five guys and me. If adrenaline was electricity, we were turning out enough to light up Manhattan.
"How bad is it?" Ranger asked.
"He should be okay," Binkie said. "He was hit in the thigh and right side of the chest. Didn't sound like he had a lung problem. Maybe cracked a rib."
"Dave shot him once from a distance and then again at pretty close range," I told Ranger. "Fortunately, his aim wasn't great with the big bandage wrapped around his pinkie finger."
Ranger went inside to complete the paperwork. When he was done, he joined Morelli and me in the ER waiting room. Binkie waited outside.
"I don't think Dickie was with Dave," I said. "Dickie seemed surprised to see Dave. I think Dave and his partner were waiting for me, and they hit the jackpot."
We all looked over when the waiting-room door slid open and Lula burst in and stormed across the floor, arms waving, hair standing on end.
"What the heck happened here?" Lula shouted.
"Tank was investigating a break-in and he got shot," I told her.
Lula turned on Ranger. She was in his face, hands on hips, eyes looking like a raging bull's. "Did you send that man out all by hisself? What the Sam Hill were you thinking? You got him shot. And I'm here telling you, he better be okay with all his parts in working order, or you're gonna answer to me. I don't fucking believe this." She looked around, searching the room for someone who looked official. "What's happening here? I want to see the doctor. I want to get some answers. He better not be fucking dead is all I'm saying. I'm holding all you accountable."
Ranger was showing nothing. He was in his zone, listening and thinking. Only his eyes moved and focused on Lula. She finished her tirade and Ranger redirected his attention to Morelli and me.
"Hey!" Lula yelled, back in Ranger's face. "You look at me when I'm having a breakdown. And don't you pull that mysterio silent shit on me. I don't take that bus, you see what I'm saying? You're just a little pipsqueak compared to that man you got shot. And nobody even called me. I had to hear it on the police band. What's with that? Holy shit. Holy fuck. Goddamn."
And then it was like she was a big balloon and someone let all the air out. Lula sat down hard on the floor, eyes unfocused.
Jean Newman was the nurse working the desk. She came over and eyeballed Lula. "Looks to me like she hyperventilated," Jean said, getting Lula on her feet. "I'll take her in the back and put a pressure cuff on her and give her some juice."
We sat there for a moment, absorbing the silence that filled the void left by Lula.
Ranger's mouth wasn't smiling much, but his eyes were flat-out laughing. "It's been a long time since I was called a pipsqueak," he said.
Morelli grinned. "That wasn't even the best part. She called you on the mysterio silent shit. You're hanging out there naked."
"Not the first time," Ranger said.
"Where do we go from here?" I asked.
"Maybe not far," Morelli said. "You told me the guy who grabbed Dickie had a broken nose and heavily bandaged finger. He might have come here to get patched. And if he did, he would leave a paper trail. Medical insurance, address, whatever. Plus, you just bounced him off your fender. If he was hurt, he'd have to go somewhere for an X-ray. If not here, Helen Fuld."
"You are so smart," I said to Morelli. "I guess that's why they pay you the big bucks."
Morelli stood. "You two stay here and worry about Tank, and I'll go do my cop thing."
He didn't have to badge Jean. She was from the neighborhood. She knew Morelli and his entire family. She knew he was a cop. And even if Morelli hadn't been a cop, she probably would have answered his questions because the Burg doesn't have a sense of secret. The Burg is gossip central. And more important, women seldom said no to Morelli… for anything.
"Do you have any idea why Dickie went to your apartment?" Ranger asked me.
"No. It's not like we're friends."
"He was looking for something."
"Money? A gun?"
"If I was Dickie, I'd be looking for the forty million," Ranger said.
"I can guarantee you, I haven't got it in my apartment."
"Still, someone broke into your apartment right after Dickie went missing. And now Dickie walked out of his safe house and went straight to your apartment. It feels like there should be a connection. Maybe Dickie was the first intruder, and maybe he wasn't looking for something. Maybe lie was hiding something. And maybe he came back to get it."
"Why would he hide something in my apartment?"
"You'd just had a confrontation. You would be on his mind. And you weren't someone anyone would think he'd go to with his treasure. You would feel safe."
"If he hid something, wouldn't he know exactly where it was? Wouldn't he have gone directly to that spot when he broke into my apartment?"
"Maybe it was originally in plain sight, and it got moved. I don't know. I'm just thinking out loud. I'm sure there are other possibilities."
Morelli returned with his notepad in hand. "His full name is Dave Mueller. He didn't use insurance. Paid in cash. He came in on Jean's shift for his pinkie, and she copied his address from his driver's license. According to his license, he's living in the same apartment complex where Smullen and Gorvich kept apartments."
"I'll check it out," Ranger said.
Morelli tore a page out of his notepad and handed it to Ranger. "This is the address. Jean called around. None of the clinics have a record for Mueller, so I'm guessing either Stephanie killed him, or else he has no broken bones or internal bleeding."
"I almost never kill people," I said to no one in particular.
We sat for another half hour in our own thoughts, until an aide came to find us.
" Pierre is out of surgery and awake," she said. "You can see him now."
I looked at Ranger. " Pierre?"
"If you want to live, you'll forget you heard that," Ranger said. "Tank isn't overly fond of being named Pierre."
Lula was already in the room when we got there.
"How's it going?" I asked her.
"I'm better now," she said. "I just had a moment, but I had a glass of juice and a pill, and now I'm back to my old self."
"I thought that was your old self," I said to Lula.
"Hunh," Lula said.
Tank had his eyes open, but there wasn't much going on behind them, and he looked like he was down a quart of blood.
"I talked to the doctor, and he said Tank's in good shape," Lula said. "He's just still dopey from the anesthetic. He might even be able to go home tomorrow."
"Yo," Tank said.
"Yo," we all answered.
"I'm gonna stay with him awhile," Lula said. "Make sure he don't rip no tubes out chasing nurses down the hall."
Ranger and Tank did one of those male bonding hand things, and Ranger and Morelli and I filed out of the room and into the hall.
"I'm going back to my apartment," I said. "Maybe I can find whatever it was Dickie was looking for."
"If you'll take over my Stephanie watch, I can visit Dave," Ranger said to Morelli.
"Done," Morelli said.
I felt my blood pressure raise just a tic. "Excuse me. Time out. Nice to know you're concerned about my welfare, but I'm not excited about getting passed around like luggage."
Morelli and Ranger looked at each other.
"The ball's in your court," Ranger said to Morelli.
"I have nothing," Morelli said.
"Terrific," I told him. "You have exactly one minute to come up with something. And while you're at it, you can explain this buddy-buddy routine. What happened to the rivalry, the animosity? You used to think Ranger was a nut. What about that?"
They stood hands on hips, counting down.
"It's her time of the month," Morelli finally said.
"Dude," Ranger said.
I huffed out of the hospital to the parking garage and realized I had no car. The Porsche was still in my lot.
Morelli was behind me, smiling. "Need a ride?"