Loon Lake

25

“I didn’t know dead people were that unusual. I saw them all the time. I wandered around holding my bottle and seeing these dead hunkies lying on tables. I dragged my blanket around behind me. I wasn’t frightened. My father would smile at me.

“When I was older I began to understand things a little more. I thought, for instance, that anyone who was dead had to have a hole in them. I didn’t know people died without holes in them. Then I figured it out one day. Some old guy was being dressed who died of natural causes. He’d made it all the way. So I knew then about natural death.

“But it was just the business, you know, it was nothing special, we lived in an apartment right over the business I played after school outside in front of the stoop and there was my father driving up with his hearse, they’d back up into the garage and he and my brother took the body into the back. And that was the way things were on West Twenty-ninth Street.

“And then my mother died but my father didn’t handle it, someone else from another funeral parlor came and took her away. Just like doctors don’t treat their own families. But maybe it was because she was religious. None of our church got buried with us. We were Greek Orthodox but the business was nondenominational. My father was not highly regarded in church. I saw more Romans and Jewish rabbis at Lukaćs’ than I did priests. Anyway, my father moped around a long time. He didn’t know what to do with me. He hired this black lady to take care of me. She was okay but she drank. She stood at the window whenever there was a funeral downstairs. She’d count the numbers of cars to see how important the dead guy was. She’d count the number of flower cars. Sometimes she called me to come look and I began to look too. You’d see all these flowers in the flower cars, sometimes in three, four cars of flowers, it was too much, like huge mounds of popcorn, I didn’t like it. I hate cut flowers. All my life they made a stink coming up through the floor below, there was always somebody downstairs you could smell flowers through the dumbwaiter.

“But then if it was really a big affair it would be worth watching. My father and brother all dressed up in their shiny black suits. He’d hire on men on these days. People coming to pay their respects, filling the parlor, crowds standing out on the street. And then outside all the cars in a line, double-parked with their headlights on, all these black mourners’ cars twice around the block. And the cops would be there checking on who showed up, standing across the street and watching. And the photographers with their big flash cameras taking pictures, and the next morning in the News or the Mirror there was a picture of somebody and in the background the canopy said Lukaćs’ Funeral Parlor.

“But he didn’t need the publicity and he didn’t care. He was just some dumb hunky, he didn’t care about anything, he didn’t talk much, he just did this work. And he got this clientele over the years, he wasn’t in the rackets himself, but he kept his mouth shut and didn’t make judgments and he just got to be the one they used. He didn’t care who he buried, why should he, the kind of work he did why get excited. After a while he had to expand. He bought the brownstone next door, and put a new streamlined face across both houses. And then there was a showroom and a reception desk.

“And I was pretty grown-up now. I wouldn’t stay in school. I’d worked for a while at the five-and-ten just to have something to do. But he was getting fancy now and he needed someone for the reception desk and to answer the phone who could talk right. So he asked me. So I thought, Why not? I mean when I was a kid I used to get it at school. That’s why I had no friends at St. Clare’s. They came around at Halloween with sheets on and rang the front bell. Clara Cadaver, Clara Cadaver. Well, shit, I only had boyfriends, anyway. I mean as a kid my friends were boys. I played street hockey.

“But anyway, I didn’t mind. I wore a black dress. I wore stockings and high-heeled shoes. I had an allowance for the beauty parlor. And that was my job. I got to meet some real people. It was an entrée, as they say. What’s that sound? The engine doesn’t sound right.”

“No,” I said, “it’s okay. Maybe I need a little oil.”

“It’s getting dark, anyway — where do you suppose we are?”

“Are you hungry?”

“A little.”

I had a terrible feeling, a chilled feeling because of her lineage, her criminal lineage, I thought of it as a caste, some kind of contamination she had been born into through no fault of her own and I thought it was mine now too; if I wanted her, what she was was mine too, what she brought with her we both had now.

But I was also happy that she had told me, that in the dreamlife of the road the hours sitting next to each other and facing in the same direction brought things out we might not have otherwise said. We told each other about our lives, we gave each other our lives while we looked at the road backward into ourselves. Even though afterward we didn’t remember what we said, or were too proud to admit we remembered.

“We lived across the river from each other, you realize that? We could have shouted at each other across the Hudson, two snot-nosed kids. Little did we know we were destined to meet! We saw the same Tom Mix movies. We ran along the sidewalks pointed to the sky at the same airships!”

“What?”

“No, really, playing hockey”—I wanted to make her smile—“don’t you remember? Maybe our teams played each other. We made the puck from the end of the wooden cream-cheese box, right? We wrapped it in black tape, am I right?”

It seemed very important in this moment to make her smile.

“Don’t you remember? Don’t you remember the ‘I cash clothes’ man? On Twenty-ninth Street? The water wagon, running alongside it for the spray? Don’t you remember how we went to the candy store for ice cream?”

“What are you talking about?”

“No, really, Clara. One hot afternoon we bought Dixie cups and stood on the sidewalk in the sun with our wooden spoons. You remember. Licking the ice cream off Joan Crawford’s face?”