Masters of Noir: Volume 2

Build Another Coffin by Harold Q. Masur

He’s crazy!” she said. “Stark, raving mad! How can they let such a man be a private detective? I never saw anybody act like him in all my life. Why, it’s ridiculous! He simply hasn’t got all his buttons. Do you know what he did, Mr. Jordan?”

“What did he do?”

“He made faces at me and told me to go home.” She expelled a short gasp of utter frustration.

“Please, Mrs. Denney,” I said, “try to relax.”

“Relax?” Her voice went up a full octave. “How can I after talking to such a lunatic?”

What she needed was a shot of brandy to quiet her nerves. I reached behind me into the telephone table and got out the office bottle and poured. “Say when.” But she seemed to have lost her voice, or else she was very thirsty, because I had to quit pouring in order to save my good Napoleon brandy from slopping over the rim of the glass onto the lap of my gray tweed pants.

She drank it like water, with no perceptible effect. Her nostrils were still distended, her bosom continued to heave, and she couldn’t find a comfortable spot in the red leather client’s chair. She had walked unannounced into my office ten minutes before. Her name was Grace Denney and she was married, which seemed a bit unfair, since an architectural design like hers isn’t constructed every day and ought not to be taken out of circulation, though I couldn’t blame any man for wanting an exclusive on it.

She was tall, a lithe, sleek, supple item, slender at the hips, rising like an hourglass to emerge burstingly from the square-cut neckline of a simple dress, wondrously and sumptuously assembled. When you came to her face, reluctantly, you saw luminous brown eyes and cherry-red lips, full and shining. From Cleopatra on down, she had them all stopped. Whatever you might need, wherever you were, she had it, in spades. It made no difference, your age or your physical condition, here was a girl who could put spring in an old man’s legs and fire in a young man’s blood.

Emotional pressure had made her story a little disjointed. I had gathered only that she was from California, that she had written to a private detective named Lester Britt, asking him to find out why an aunt of hers never answered any letters, that she had arrived yesterday, paid a visit on Mr. Britt, and found his behavior most unorthodox, to say the least.

The brandy, I saw, was beginning to work. She settled back in the chair, breathing easier.

“That’s better,” I said. “Now, Mrs. Denney, let’s get the facts untangled. This aunt of yours, tell me about her.”

She moistened her lips. “Aunt Paula. Mrs. Paula Larsen. She’s a widow, about eighty, I’d say, maybe more. She lives at the Vandam Nursing Home on Long Island.”

“Who supports her?”

“Supports her?” Grace Denney snorted politely. “Aunt Paula has annuities that pay her at least five hundred dollars a week. Her husband was my mother’s brother. Oscar Larsen, the candy man. Larsen’s Fine Chocolates. Stores all over the country. He put all his money into annuities before he retired. And shortly afterward he died.”

“You say you haven’t heard from your aunt?”

“Not since she entered that nursing home.”

“How long ago?”

“About two years.”

I looked at her curiously. “And you weren’t concerned about it until recently?”

She hastened to defend herself. “Let me explain. I used to live with Aunt Paula, until I met Charles. Charles Denney, my husband.” She paused, waiting for me to comment. When I remained silent, she raised a delicate eyebrow. “You never heard of Charles Denney?”

“Should I have?”

“He’d probably think so. Charles was in pictures, until the movies found their tongue. After that he just couldn’t seem to click. All they’d give him were minor roles, small bits where he didn’t have to talk much. It was quite a blow to Charles. He still fancies himself as an actor and thinks that there is a great Hollywood conspiracy against him.”

“Where did you meet him?”

“Here in New York. Aunt Paula didn’t like him at all. She thought he was too old for me.” Grace Denney twisted her mouth wryly. “Which he was, of course, but I was too stubborn at the time. Aunt Paula was furious when I went to California with him. She swore she’d never talk to me until I was single again. I wrote once or twice, but she didn’t answer, and then I heard indirectly that she had entered this Vandam Nursing home. About a month ago I started writing to her, with no results at all.”

“Is that so surprising?” I asked. “You’re not single again, are you?”

“No, but I’m going to be. I intend to sue Charles for divorce. I thought that would please Aunt Paula, and I was very surprised when she didn’t answer my letters.”

“So you hired a private detective, this Lester Britt.”

“That’s right.”

“Why?”

“Because I was worried.”

“About what?”

She shrugged vaguely, a troubled look in her eyes. “I can’t say exactly. I really don’t know. It’s just something I feel. And now with this private detective acting so peculiar...” She let her voice dwindle uncertainly and caught her full bottom lips between her teeth.

“Who recommended you to this Lester Britt?”

“Nobody. I found his number in a Manhattan directory at the Telephone Exchange.”

“What else did he say besides tell you to go home?”

“He said Aunt Paula never wanted to see me again, that she still hated me.” Grace Denney’s mouth tightened. “I don’t believe it.”

“Why didn’t you try to see her?”

“I did.” Bafflement squirmed in tiny wrinkles across her forehead. I went straight out to that Nursing Home on Long Island. The place is built like a fortress. I spoke to Dr. Albert Vandam, who runs the Home. He told me to wait in the office while he spoke to Aunt Paula. After a few minutes he came back, shrugging his shoulders. He said that she had developed an obsession. She absolutely refused to see me.”

“All right,” I said. “I’m a lawyer. What do you want me to do?”

She looked surprised. “Whatever lawyers are supposed to do in such cases. If Aunt Paula has become senile, if she’s incompetent to handle her own affairs, don’t you think a guardian ought to be appointed?”

“No doubt about it,” I said. “Who’s supposed to inherit her money?”

“I am. It was all arranged by Uncle Oscar when he set up the annuities.”

I looked at her with fresh respect. For looks and personality she already headed the list. Now she rated high on the financial scale too. I smelled a generous fee in the air. Though I would have handled her case anyhow, for a smile and a smaller fee.

“You have just retained yourself a lawyer, Mrs. Denney,” I said and stood up. “Suppose we pay a visit on this Lester Britt and see what he has to say for himself.”

She abandoned the chair with alacrity, a sudden smile warming her face. I got the full brunt of it and I could feel it all the way down to my shoes. “That’s what I like,” she said, “a man of action.”

We left the office together and she tucked her arm through mine with an easy familiarity, as if we had known each other a long time. She kept step with me across the lobby and I wasn’t ashamed to be seen with her. I could feel her pulsing aliveness and the fluid grace of her body.

But not for long.

She gave a sudden start and I felt her stiffen at my side. Then she jerked free and her heels clicked a sharp tattoo on the sidewalk as she steered straight for a man holding up the side of the building. I followed.

“Are you spying on me, Charles?” she demanded acidly. Her eyes were hot and her voice was cold. “When did you come to New York?”

He made a pacifying gesture and smiled affably. “Arrived yesterday, on the same train you did, my sweet.” He flicked his eyes significantly in my direction. “Could I talk to you alone, love?”

“No,” she snapped rudely. “We’re all washed up, Charles. I told you that months ago when I left the bungalow. Besides, I’m busy now. This is my lawyer, Scott Jordan.” She indicated the man with a carelessly deprecating gesture. “My husband, Charles Denney.”

“How do you do,” I said.

“Fine,” he said.

I understood now why he would never be a success in talking pictures. There was nothing wrong with his diction, nor with his charm. He looked like an aging playboy, but he spoke like the head chamberlain in a harem.

Grace Denney said between her teeth, “If you insist upon following me, Charles, I’ll complain to the police. That kind of publicity can hurt your career. Good-bye.”

He tried to detain her. He reached for her arm. She swung around furiously and slapped his face. A red welt blossomed on his cheek. He cried out in a thin womanly bleat and slapped her back. She gasped and looked stunned.

“Here,” I said. “Let’s have no more of that.”

He turned on me, teeth bared. “You stay out of it. She’s my wife.”

A crowd of curious onlookers had begun to collect. I took her elbow firmly and said, “Let’s go, Grace.”

Charles Denney surprised me. He struck out at the point of my jaw, and the sonovagun was in good condition. My head snapped back with a stab of pain. He was begging for it, so I obliged. I grinned wolfishly and aimed one at his stomach. It was a good shot and I felt my fist sink in to the wrist. Denney’s lungs collapsed like a punctured balloon, and the fight went out of him. He leaned against the building, his face pasty.

I turned and walked Grace to the curb and yanked open the door of a waiting cab, got her installed, climbed in beside her, and the driver gave it the gun. His engine roared and we spurted away.

He swiveled his head. “Hey, you ever fight professionally?”

“Golden gloves.”

“Look, buddy, you got a lot of promise in them dukes. I know a manager who can—”

“No soap,” I told him. “I’m perfectly satisfied with my own racket.”

He looked pained. “Okay,” he said. “Where we going?”

“Give him the address, Grace.”

It was all the way down on Park Row, one of those ancient musty seedy buildings that had served its purpose and was marking time until the wreckers pulled it down. Lester Britt had an office on the third floor. The naked-ribbed elevator cage took us up, squealing and groaning on its cables. The hall hadn’t seen a janitor’s mop in months. Grace made a rabbit’s nose and stepped quickly and lightly to a frosted glass door with Britt’s name and the legend: Investigations.

She turned the knob and went in. I was right at her heels when she stopped short and I had to clamp my brakes to keep from knocking her over. She was making sick, gurgling noises and trying to backtrack, but I was in the way. Then she turned and buried her face against my shoulder, clinging to me, trembling along the full length of her body. Another time this might have been a pleasant experience.

Not now. Not with this sight.

Now I could see over her shoulder. I saw Mr. Lester Britt, private eye, seated behind his desk, with a letter opener sticking out of his throat at right angles. The blade had failed to seal his wound. His jugular had spurted like a punctured wine gourd, and the whole front of his vest was sticky and viscous with the blood from his emptied veins.

He was a small man with a round face and a balding head. His eyes were glazed and his lips skinned back, leaving his teeth naked to the gums. I knew the kind of private eye he was. His office and everything about him told me. You can buy them for a dollar a dozen, the divorce specialists, the transom peepers, the deadbeat dicks hounding wage slaves who can’t meet the last installment on a set of Grand Rapids furniture worth exactly ten percent of the sale price. Lester Britt, with a license in his pocket and a tin badge that permitted him to park anywhere he liked, providing he paid the fine. He had taken a job and bucked some customers who were too fast for him. A knife or a bullet or a broken skull, this was bound to happen to him sooner or later.

Grace Denney was still shivering in my arms like a woman suffering from malaria. But she hadn’t screamed and I was thankful for that. “All right,” I said close to her ear. “Let’s get out of here.” I almost had to carry her.

I held her hand in the elevator and it was cold as ice. Our first stop was a bar across the street, a small oasis with booths and checkered tableclothes.

“Two double brandies,” I told the waiter.

“I’ll take the same,” she said.

He gave her a double-take, blinking in surprise, then shrugged and shuffled off to fill the order. I told her to wait and went up front to patronize the telephone booth. I made an anonymous call to Headquarters and hung up. I was in no mood to stick around for a long investigation, trying to convince them I didn’t know the answers to any of their questions.

Back at the table, I said, “You all right, Grace?”

She swallowed hugely and nodded.

“Good,” I said. “Now listen to me. I have a hunch. What happened to Britt is probably the result of handling your case. That’s why he got all worked up when you suddenly appeared at his office yesterday. Chances are he learned something he didn’t want you to know. And I think the explanation can be found at the Vandam Nursing Home. I’m going out there.”

She tossed off the second brandy like an aspirin tablet. It settled her nerves and put some of the color back in her cheeks. “Can I go along?” she asked.

“If you’ll stay in the car and let me handle it.”

She nodded quickly. “Of course.”

I paid the check and we took a cab uptown to the garage and I got out the Buick. We drove across the Queensboro Bridge, heading out towards the South Shore. Grace Denney was silent, her eyes remote, sitting prim and straight, with her hands folded stiffly in her lap and the wind whipping back through her lustrous ebony hair.

At this time of the day traffic was light and the parkway unraveled swiftly under our wheels. Overhead, the sky was clear, a canopy of rich cobalt, and presently I spied a few seagulls wheeling against the horizon and I knew we were approaching the sea. I saw directions and turned off the main artery and drove along a very narrow macadam road. Every now and then a flash of blue water reeled past and the crisp tang of salt was in the air.

This was a choice expanse of realty, with entrenched wealth in fifteen room chateaus, looking out on their own private botanical gardens.

“This is it,” Grace said, stirring at my side.

All I saw was a six foot wall into the top of which had been cemented chunks of broken glass. A pole vaulter might scale the barrier, but the average trespasser would most likely try another route.

“Where’s the entrance?” I asked.

“Around the bend.”

I pulled up near a wrought iron gate that hung open between a pair of concrete columns, and debarked. I stuck my head through the window on the other side. “I’ll try not to be long,” I said.

“Be careful,” she said, and took my face between her palms and leaned towards me. It was supposed to be a simple kiss of encouragement. But something happened. Our lips met and the contact triggered a whole set of electrical impulses that went through me like a searing flame.

Call it chemistry, anything you like. Sometimes, rarely, it just happens this way. We were a pair of catalytic agents working on each other. The hunger must have been building up inside her for a long time, like a full head of steam in a boiler. A sob caught at her throat and there was a soft sighing exhalation. Her mouth opened on mine, our breaths intermingled, and her fingernails gouged into my shoulders and for a moment there I thought she was going to haul me right through the closed door into the car. Her body seemed to grow tense and I felt my knees grow wobbly.

And then I remembered Lester Britt, sitting up in his office chair, with that piece of steel sticking in his throat, and I broke her grip. It took a bit of doing, but I managed it.

“Not now,” I said shakily. “There’s work to be done.”

She leaned hack, her breathing erratic and shallow, her eyes smoldering, unwilling to trust her voice.

I took a long breath and touched her lightly on the cheek and walked past the wrought iron gates along a graveled drive. The building broke into view as I came around a bend. It was dark brown, turreted, solid as a fortress, its leaded panes glinting dully in the late afternoon sun. A heavy oaken door was closed and looked impregnable. There was no bell, no knocker, nothing but a pull cord, which I gave a hard tug.

The door opened wide enough to show me a female face as thin as a hatchet and just as sharp. She was a tall, muscular woman, forty or so, in a starched white nurse’s uniform. She was in the wrong profession. The milk of human kindness had long since curdled in her eyes.

“Yes?” Her voice was short and reedy. “What is it?”

“Dr. Vandam, please.”

“The doctor’s busy,” she said unpleasantly and started to close the door in my face.

But I had my foot in the doorway and she looked down at it, surprised. I put some steel into my voice. “Dr. Vandam,” I said. “Don’t make me ask you again. Where is he?”

She gave me a look of cold hostility, turned on her heel, and said abrasively, “This way.”

I followed her through a wide lobby and down an uncarpeted corridor to another oaken door. She knocked on this, opened it, and said, “This person wishes to see you, doctor. He practically forced his way in.”

Dr. Vandam stood up from behind his desk, a bony man with an angular face, aggrieved eyes, and a perpetually worried mouth. This was the expression he presented to the public. What went on behind it, I couldn’t even guess. “Come in, sir,” he said in a deceptively mild voice. “Come in and sit down.” He pulled a chair around so that the light would strike my face. “You mustn’t mind Miss Kirk,” he said. “We’re short-handed and she has to do most of the work.” He peered at me owlishly. “I don’t believe I’ve ever seen you before. Are you selling something?”

“Not exactly, doctor.” I had ignored the proffered chair. “I came to see one of your patients.”

“Yes?”

“Mrs. Paula Larsen.”

There was no visible change in his expression. “Are you a relative?”

“No, doctor.”

“Friend of the family?”

“No, doctor.”

He moved his shoulders patiently. “Then what is the purpose of your visit, if I may inquire? Mrs. Larsen is resting now. She had a touch of flu last month and she’s very weak.”

“I’d like to talk to her.”

He smiled patronizingly. “My dear fellow, we can’t allow just anyone to walk in and disturb our guests. Surely you realize that.”

I fished one of my cards out of my wallet and gave it to him. His lips moved as he read it. His eyes came up without any expression.

“I see,” he said. “You’re a lawyer. What, exactly, do you want, counselor? Who do you represent?”

“Mrs. Grace Denney. We want to find out if Mrs. Larsen is competent to handle her own affairs.”

He stroked his closed eyelids with infinite weariness. “Ah, yes. Mrs. Denney was here yesterday, but Mrs. Larsen refused to see her.” He shoved his chair back abruptly and came to his feet. “I think an interview can be managed. Suppose we just walk in on Mrs. Larsen. But please make it brief, counselor. Follow me.” His manner had turned crisp and businesslike.

A spiral staircase wound upward to the second floor. Our footsteps were absorbed on the well-padded broadloom. Dr. Vandam paused at the end of the corridor, opened a door, and walked in with a cheerful smile.

“Well, Mrs. Larsen, you’re looking chipper. How do you feel this afternoon?”

“Resting nicely, doctor. I—” She stopped when she noticed he was not alone and her faded eyes regarded me curiously.

I saw a small woman, very old, lying in a four poster, dwarfed by its hugeness. Her skin was wrinkled parchment and her hair was snow white. Only the porcelain dentures anchored to her gums kept her mouth from collapsing upon itself.

“I brought you a visitor,” Dr. Larsen said.

She searched my face, probing, trying to recollect if she knew me.

“How do you do, Mrs. Larsen,” I said. “I’m a friend of Grace’s.”

The gnarled fingers tightened on the coverlet and her withered lips contracted. “Then you’re no friend of mine,” she said.

“Grace would like very much to see you, Mrs. Larsen.”

“Well, I don’t want to see her. Why doesn’t she leave me alone and go back to California?”

I said quietly, “She’s divorcing Charles.”

Her eyes closed, as if the light hurt them. “Poor Charles. Grace must have made him very unhappy.”

“Please,” Dr. Vandam broke in firmly. “I’m sorry, but you can see that Mrs. Larsen is very tired. She needs rest and this excitement isn’t doing her any good.”

I smiled, first at him, then at her, and now I gave them both the shock of their lives.

“That’s too goddam bad about her,” I said unpleasantly. “Get up out of that bed, you old fraud. And get some clothes on, unless you want me to drag you down to Police Headquarters in your nightgown.”

Her mouth fell open. She gaped at me, dumbfounded, her eyes dark with apprehension and dismay. Dr. Vandam stood with his spine arched, his larynx paralyzed, speechless and staring. There were incoherent sounds in his throat that finally became words:

“What — what — what is the meaning of this?”

I was playing a hunch and I hoped I was right.

I said with acid precision, “Who do you think you’re kidding? This isn’t Mrs. Larsen. This woman is a phoney, a substitute, a ringer.”

His Adam’s apple bobbed erratically. “But Mrs. Larsen — where—”

“Dead, probably,” I said. “And kept a secret so this old bag could take her place.”

He seemed at a complete loss. “I–I don’t understand. Why?”

“In order to keep receiving those annuity payments. Five hundred smackers a week. Twenty-five thousand a year. It adds up, friend. If they could get away with it for only four years it’s a hundred grand.” I looked at her stonily. “Get up, lady. You won’t have long to spend in jail. You’re too old.”

But she wasn’t as old as she looked. She kicked her feet over the side of the bed and stood up, trembling and agitated. Her mouth was working and her quivering finger pointed at the doctor.

“He made me do it!” she shouted. “He hired me and asked me to play the part. I don’t know about any annuities. I don’t—”

Vandam cut her short with a snarl. “Shut up!” His eyes were glazed, abnormally bright as he turned on me, trying to pull himself erect. “These premises are private. You have no right here.”

But it was only surface courage, an attitude of desperation. Inside, he was demoralized. He knew the game was up.

“You didn’t coach her well enough,” I said. “Mrs. Larsen never told you about Grace and Charles, or why she had fought with her niece. She slipped on that one.”

The muscles in his angular face were out of control, warping his mouth.

“Mrs. Larsen died,” I said. “You thought she was alone in the world. She never told you about Grace. It must have been a shock when the letters started coming. Because the die had already been cast. She was dead and you thought you saw a chance to make some easy money. Instead of reporting it, you buried her quietly and secretly out in the garden somewhere. You accepted the checks and counterfeited her signature on the indorsements.” I showed him my teeth. “Or did greed make you impatient, doctor? Perhaps you couldn’t wait for her to die from old age. Maybe you accelerated the event. An autopsy will tell that part of the story when the police find her.”

Pallor diluted his complexion. Whatever control he had left was rapidly dissolving, disorganizing his thoughts. He sought desperately to salvage some remnants of his honor. “No, no,” he whispered hoarsely, “it — it wasn’t me. I didn’t kill her. She received a box of chocolates in the mail.” He swallowed painfully, like a man with the mumps. “Arsenic. I kept the wrapper.”

“Where did the candy come from?”

“San Diego.”

“I believe you,” I said. “You didn’t kill Mrs. Larsen. It was somebody else. But just the same you’re going to sit in that electric chair up in Sing Sing.”

He staggered back, cringing away from me. Beads of sweat condensed along his brow. His nostrils were pinched and gray.

“You killed somebody else,” I said. “Lester Britt. He was hired to find out why the old lady had failed to answer any letters. He investigated and fell onto your scheme and started to blackmail you. That was all right, until Grace Denney arrived in New York. Britt was panicked. He was a small timer who had an easy touch and he was afraid the girl would put an end to it. So he came to you, for a quick kill, trying to up the ante. You understood about blackmailers, doctor. You knew that sort of thing was endless. It got progressively worse. You were desperate. Britt had to be eliminated. So you went to his office and you did what had to be done. And you hired this old lady in case the girl asked someone else to investigate.”

His lips moved soundlessly. The truth was there in his distorted face for anyone to see. He backed away blindly through the door.

I didn’t bother to chase after him. What the hell for? If he wanted to commit suicide, let him. It would save the State a lot of trouble.

I looked at the old lady. “Get away from here,” I told her. “Get away from here as fast as you can.”

I took the same advice for myself.

I was halfway to the car when I heard the shot, a muffled report, absorbed in space.

Dr. Vandam had appealed his case to a higher authority.

Grace was waiting in the car, with the radio playing. Dinner music from some hotel, soft and muted. There were people who still led normal lives. I climbed in beside her and started the car. She twisted around to face me while I drove.

“What is it?” she asked. “You look strange. Did you see Aunt Paula.”

“No,” I said.

“But you spoke to Dr. Vandam.”

“Yes,” I said.

She clutched urgently at my sleeve. “What happened, Scott?”

I ignored the question and asked one of my own. “Do you ever go to San Diego, Grace?”

Her forehead was puckered. “Occasionally. I have friends there. Why?”

“How about Charles? Does he ever go there?”

“I imagine so. It isn’t too far from Hollywood.”

“I’d like to talk to him. Where do you think he’s staying?”

“At the Selwyn, probably, on East 48th Street. What is it, Scott? Please tell me.”

“Later,” I said. “I want to think for a moment.”

I drove back to Manhattan too fast and too recklessly. When we reached our destination, I parked in the only space available, beside a fire hydrant.

We entered the lobby and Grace got Denney’s room number from the desk clerk. An elevator took us up to the eighth floor. I stood to one side when she knocked.

His voice came through, sounding cautious. “Who is it?”

“It’s me, Charles, Grace. Please open the door.”

No key could have opened the door so quickly. A smile of welcome was forming on his face. It died when he saw me and he started to slam the door shut. I hit it with my shoulder, driving him backward into the room. He tried to stop me but couldn’t.

His mouth hardened. “Now look here, shyster—”

Even in the lexicon of a mule skinner there is no epithet more calculated to make my blood go to the boiling point.

“A bit of chocolates,” I said to him. “Sent from San Diego, California, to the Vandam Nursing Home. Just an innocent box of chocolates.”

The words hit him like a physical blow. I could read the look of doom in his suddenly transformed face.

For a moment he stood rigid, the muscles pulling his face out of shape, and then he spun away from me toward a kitchenette at the rear. He had the bread knife out before I could grab him. He brandished it aloft, like a hammer in his fist.

Grace’s hands flew to her mouth, plugging up the scream which was forcing itself out.

I backed slowly away, talking to him.

“A box of chocolates,” I said. “You sent them to Mrs. Larsen, spiked with arsenic.”

He didn’t speak. His eyes were live coals, searing with hate. He stood motionless, the long steel saw-toothed blade glittering under the light.

“California has a community property law,” I said. “Each spouse is entitled to half the property. You knew that Grace was planning to get a divorce, and you poisoned her aunt so she would inherit without delay. But Vandam crossed you up. He kept the death a secret.”

Charles Denney moved then. He sprang forward and the knife made a flashing arc that would have laid me open like a side of beef.

I threw myself sideways and felt a burning flame along my arm. I stumbled and fell and rolled over on my back. Denney was over me now, breathing hoarsely, nothing human in his eyes. He raised the blade for a final thrust. But he waited a second too long.

My feet caught him at the pit of the stomach, with all the leverage of the powerful muscles a man has in his thighs.

Denney went up in the air and flew backward, crashing against the wall. I scrambled to my feet and reached him in a single jump. His eyes were glazed and I picked one up from the basement and threw it at him with all the strength I had. I never threw anything harder.

It nailed him along the side of his jaw and he toppled over with a grunt and lay still.

I kicked the knife away. “It’s all over,” I told Grace. “Take it easy.”

But she had no intention of fainting. “Shall I call the police?”

“If you please.”

It took almost an hour to set them straight on the story. When they finally released us, I took Grace’s arm and led her out to the elevator.

“Have I earned a fee?”

“You certainly have,” she said emphatically.

“Okay. I’m taking you home to collect.”

I felt pretty good. I didn’t even get mad when I found a cop downstairs writing out a parking ticket for my Buick.

I merely asked him to hurry.