Mr Lynch’s Holiday

37

In the morning he wandered back down to the building site to investigate what he thought he’d seen the other day. His father now apparently thought he had a sixth sense. There were things Eamonn had to accept about his recent low state. Being single, being unemployed, being a poor swimmer — all these things he had no choice but to acknowledge as true, but possessing supernatural abilities was, he felt, overstretching his role.

Zigzagging down the winding roads, it was easy to lose track of where one was — each swathe of development looking the same as the one above it. Eamonn had learned to pick out small details of decay as landmarks on the many uninhabited stretches — a rust-coloured stain on a wall, a particular grouping of weeds, cables poking from the front of a lamp post.

The failure of Lomaverde was an excuse he could give for his own disillusionment with life there, but he feared the real reasons lay within himself. He had never been any good at fitting in. He was wary of people who didn’t look like him, and contemptuous of those who did. He noticed things he did not want to notice, judged things he did not want to judge. A commentary always running somewhere in his head. He had really believed that away from England, away from the familiar, tedious triggers and his own tedious responses to them, he would be a better person. He would be his true self.

But on arriving in Spain he quickly discovered a terrible longing for all the things he’d thought he wanted to leave behind: lifestyle supplements, late-night bookies, teeming Poundshops, television programmes about food, fluttering balloons outside flooring outlets, John Humphrys, Pudsey Bear, smug young men with beards, angry young boys with Rottweilers, the sounds that weathermen made. Without them all he flailed. What was there for him on the side of a hill in Spain? A view. An unwritten novel. His own shortcomings. Laura.

And Laura knew all this, she knew it long before he worked it out for himself. And she knew too that he thought it was something he could master. He would not be defined by what he was not. He would stay there on the side of a hill in Spain and try, by force of will, to evolve into a better, more complete human being. And he would fail.

He was down now at the building site and he made his way over to the half-built house. He lifted the plastic sheeting and stepped inside, unsure what he was expecting to find. What he did find was unspectacular — empty plastic tubs of sealant, broken breeze blocks, a plastic chair on its side. Nothing clandestine or eerie. He pulled back the blue polytarp across the doorway to leave and released a high-pitch scream as he came face to face with someone.

‘Fuck. Jesus. Fuck. Esteban! What are you doing here? You almost killed me.’

‘Eamonn. My God. Sorry. What’s the matter?’

‘You! That’s what the matter is. Creeping about.’

‘I was on patrol. I see someone is in here. I check.’

‘Right. Well, it gave me a shock.’

‘Why are you here?’

‘I was just having a look.’

‘For what?’

‘I thought I saw someone. The other day.’

‘I think no one comes here.’

‘No. Probably not.’

‘It’s not safe here. Building places are dangerous. Your mother never tell you?’

‘I’m sure she did.’

‘Something could fall on your head.’

They were back on the road now and Eamonn noticed another, older man waiting there. He raised his hand and the man nodded in his direction.

‘That’s my uncle. He brought me some melon.’

‘Right.’

‘He grows them.’

‘Oh. Nice.’

‘Would you like some? I have it up in the cabin.’

‘Maybe later.’

‘OK.’

‘Esteban?’

‘Yes?’

‘You haven’t seen anything funny around the place recently, have you?’

‘Like what?’

‘Anyone who shouldn’t be here.’

‘Who?’

Eamonn felt foolish. ‘I don’t know. Just a couple of times recently I’ve thought someone was hiding from me.’

‘Maybe it’s Laura, hahahahahaha. “Surprise, Eamonn! I am here all along.”’

Eamonn looked at Esteban until he stopped laughing and collected himself.

‘My God, Eamonn. I’m sorry. This was bad taste. I heard you had problems and I’m sorry for them, really. What were you saying?’

‘It doesn’t matter.’

‘No, Eamonn. Don’t be that way. I’m sorry. Really.’

‘I was just wondering if you’d seen anything strange. You know someone stole Inga’s chickens?’

‘Yes. Yes. This I know. She tell me.’

‘Well, someone must have done that.’

‘Yes. I have theory about that.’

‘Which is?’

‘I think Inga did it.’

‘That’s an interesting theory.’

‘It sounds crazy, but some people … Women. Some women. They find killing animals difficult.’

‘Some men too.’

‘Maybe. I think she wanted to do it away from her house. Somewhere she could have a distance. You know’ — he tapped his head — ‘mentally.’

Eamonn stared at him for some time. ‘That makes no sense. Why would she do that? Where’s the other chicken?’

Esteban shrugged. ‘Best not ask.’

‘Christ, Esteban. Don’t ever become a detective.’

‘Look, you ask me if I see anyone. Anything suspicious. The answer is no. Are there any burglaries? No — OK, OK, this chicken — but that’s not theft. Any car robberies? No. Any red paint all over buildings? No.’

‘Right.’

‘Promise me one thing, Eamonn.’

‘What?’

‘Keep away from this part. It’s dangerous. A builder — he died at Lomaverde. These places are not for your exploring.’

Back in the flat Eamonn ate a sandwich and sat down in front of his computer. That morning, before setting off on a walk with Jean and David, Dermot had given him a little job-hunting pep talk.

‘You’ve never been out of work. You’re a bright lad. They’ll be queuing up to offer you jobs.’

Even he hadn’t looked terribly convinced by this, but Eamonn appreciated the effort. He spent a while staring at an empty Google search box before deciding to write a mail to Laura instead.

It had come as a surprise to him to learn that he was an optimist. He would have laid money against it. But hope, it seemed, clung on tenaciously, like the most insidious of weeds. He spent his waking hours hunting down its tendrils and subjecting them to ruthless dousings of cold facts, but still they returned — a fresh web of low-lying rhizomes each day.

She couldn’t maintain the silence for ever. At some point she would surface. At some point her mysterious and secretive ruminations would be concluded and a verdict delivered. Even if she made up her mind to leave him there were still a thousand loose ends to be tied up — bank accounts, insurance policies, book collections. And knowing that he would speak to her again meant he found it hard to believe in the permanence of their separation. There was another conversation still to come, another chance. He had tried to prepare himself for the worst. To really believe that he had lost her and that the rest of his life would be spent without her but, in his more rational moments, he would admit to himself that it didn’t feel entirely honest. He recognized the lure of pathos. After speaking to her every day for eight years, the idea that they would really part felt like a thought experiment. He found it hard to imagine that it wasn’t the same for her. They still loved each other, he was sure of that.

He opened a bottle of Fanta Limón and performed the familiar ritual of checking his various in-boxes and portals. He found no voice or text messages on his phone that had somehow escaped his notice. No new mails of any description in his Thunderbird account. Finally he signed into Facebook, though Laura had rarely used it when they were together and not at all since she had left. He looked only to see if any of her friends had posted messages, any clues about her whereabouts or state of mind. He was startled to see a new profile picture. Laura sitting outdoors somewhere. He felt a kind of obliterating grief creeping over him as he failed to recognize the setting, or the occasion. She had updated her status. ‘Lovely to catch up with everyone at the weekend. Good to be home.’

He lost track of time as he stared at the words, breathing faintly, something unravelling slowly somewhere deep in his chest. He jumped when he heard his father’s voice, apparently returned and standing beside him. Eamonn stood up too quickly, feeling light-headed and strange.

‘What? What is it? What happened?’

‘Nothing’s happened. I was just saying we should be on our way to this barbecue thing.’

Eamonn nodded. ‘Right. Yes. I’m ready.’